Marvel: I am Thanos

Gu Tian didn’t want to be friendly with Thor, and the last time they met, Thor, the bastard, slashed Gu Tian twice, one cut off the left arm wearing the Infinity Gauntlet, and the other cut off the head directly.

Now, Thor, this arrogant guy, actually looked down on Gu Tian.

Gu Tian was also not polite, directly pointed at the thunder god, and asked everyone: “What is this big fat man who can’t see things doing?” ”

“Hahahaha…”

Hearing Gu Tian’s sharp ridicule of Thor, everyone laughed maniacally, Thor is now wearing sunglasses and a big belly, and even Tony Stark ridicules him as Lebaussky, that is, a character in “Murder Green Toes”.

In fact, before Gu Tian came, everyone was also mocking Thor’s current figure, and Gu Tian was even more absolute, directly pretending not to know him, and saying that he was blind.

After hearing this, Thor was directly angry, took off his sunglasses, and was domineering: “Boy, you can see clearly, I am Thor the God of Thor!” Great new king of Asgard! ”

“Oh, Thor, I don’t know.” Gu Tian continues not to give Thor face, there are so many people in a team, he doesn’t need to maintain a good relationship all of them, right?

Thor is a very proud person, seeing Gu Tian ignoring him so much, he is very angry: “You haven’t even heard of the name of Thunder God Sol?” Thanos was killed by me! ”

After speaking, he also took the initiative to walk to the American team and said: “I think you better call Colonel Rhode again and let him come, even if Rhode doesn’t come, you can’t just find a smelly brat to participate?” What qualifies him to join the Avengers? ”

Team Steve Rogers laughed: “His ability is really very useful to us. ”

Thor snorted coldly: “Hmph, what ability can he have?” ”

Just when Thor was talking to Team America, Gu Tian took advantage of his lack of attention and had changed his figure in an instant, turning himself into the appearance of Thor’s mother!

Gu Tian knew that Thor’s mother had died, and he had always felt sad and ashamed of his mother’s death, and he would be very excited to see his mother.

“Thor… My son…” Gu Tian shouted behind Thor, this was not the first time he had become a woman, his tone and posture already knew how to handle it.

Thor turned his head and saw Gu Tian’s appearance as his mother, the wine bottle in his hand instantly fell to the ground, and tears in his eyes immediately welled up, he excitedly threw himself directly onto Gu Tian’s lap, knelt in front of Gu Tian, and shouted: “Mom, mom, I’m sorry, I couldn’t prevent you from being killed, blame me.” ”

I don’t know if it’s because his brain is not sober when he drinks and drinks, or if he misses his mother too much, as Thor, he didn’t suspect that this was a fake person.

Everyone else was looking at it and laughing, but because Thor’s love for his mother was too affectionate, everyone was embarrassed to laugh.

And at this moment, Gu Tian suddenly changed his appearance to Loki, and asked the thunder god kneeling in front of him: “Brother, what are you doing?” Have you finally surrendered to me and recognized me as king? No wonder, look at what you are fat now, how can you still have the style of a king. ”

“Loki!” Gu Tian heard Loki’s voice and immediately got up from the ground.

“Hahahaha…” At this time, seeing Thor being played twice, everyone finally couldn’t help it, and they all laughed out loud.

Confused, Thor pointed at “Loki” and asked, “What’s going on?” ”

Team America explained: “Don’t you understand this yet? Gu Tian will be deformed. ”

At this time, the ancient genius changed back to his own appearance and said to the thunder god: “I can easily cheat the gem from the past, now you know my role, right?” ”

Scott also helped speak for Gu Tian: “We must try to avoid affecting the past, Gu Tian can cheat gems by deceiving and reduce fights and damage, he is a very important addition to our team.” ”

Thor, on the other hand, was very upset because he was played, and he hated people as cunning as Loki since he was a child, and continued: “No! You can’t snatch gems by trickery alone! Think about it, how powerful a guy is the person who can hold the gem, how can you not see that he is fake? Once he is seen, he will be killed on the spot! Scott, I know he is in a relationship with your daughter, but you can’t join the Avengers by relationship, for the sake of your daughter’s happiness, I advise you to let him go back! ”

Thor’s words, although some are aimed at Gu Tian, but it does make sense, this time through the robbery of gems, there will definitely be some fights and dangers, and they have to act in groups, no one can take care of anyone, if you bring a towing oil bottle, it is better not to bring it.

Gu Tian did not expect that Thunder God wanted to kick himself out of the Avengers on the grounds that his strength was not enough.

Hehe, now among these ten people, Ming Gu Tian is the strongest!

Gu Tian calmly said to Thunder God: “What kind of strength do I have to show before you allow me to join this team?” ”

Thor smiled, looking like a conspiracy had succeeded: “After two moves with me, if the two punches are not hit by me and can’t walk, I will consider letting you join!” ”

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