Marvel: I am Thanos

Groot will always only say one thing: “I am Groot!” ”

Ordinary people would think that he was introducing himself the first time he met him, but Gu Tian seemed to have telepathy and knew that Groot was spewing swear words.

Gu Tian didn’t know what Groot said, but when watching “Guardians of the Galaxy”, I often heard it say this sentence, and there was no translation, and I was used to guessing the meaning of its words after a long time.

Gu Tian ignored Groot and Little Raccoon, and ran directly to Old Master Stan Li, if his role in this world was really an observer, it would be too interesting!

“Hey, Stan!” Gu Tian came over and said hello to Stan Li, and this moment was a bit of a three-dimensional greeting to a three-dimensional person.

Stan Lee’s hand was wrapped around the blond beauty’s waist, and when he saw Gu Tianhou, he said angrily: “Who is called Stan!” How could I come up with such a stupid name! My name is Jack, and Jack and Rose’s Jack, lol, guess you don’t know what I’m talking about. ”

That Jack of Jack and Ross, isn’t that the meme of “Titanic”? Stan Li is afraid that Gu Tian is a Shandar Starman.

“Have you been to Earth? Are you an observer of the Earth Uatu? Gu Tian asked directly to the old man.

Because Stan Lee has always made cameo appearances in every MCU movie, but Marvel Studios has never clarified the official identity of the old man, so Gu Tian is not sure if he is a real observer.

If so, then Gu Tian should have a good understanding of how the observer exists in this world, whether it is the same as in the comics, with technology hundreds of millions of years ahead of the earth!

If this is really the case, Gu Tian wants to use the observer to help transform the earth after resurrecting the other half of the people, so that the earth will become the strongest planet in the universe!

Since Thanos snapped his fingers in Wakanda in 2018, the Earth has become the center of cosmic energy, and the location of the Earth has been completely exposed!

Just like the law of the dark forest mentioned in Da Liu’s “Three-Body Problem”, now, the major planets in the universe know the location of the earth, and they all have the ability to space navigation, they will begin to attack the earth, invade the earth, and rule the earth!

In “Avengers 4”, Stark, who almost starved to death in space, returns to Earth, points his weak finger at Team America and says, “Why can we always only be avengers, not preventers?” ”

This sentence left a deep impression on Gu Tian, and Gu Tian should also take precautions, arm the earth in advance, make the earth’s scientific and technological strength stronger, and prevent other planets from attacking.

“Earth? What the hell is Earth? And what do observers do? You kid, don’t delay me making out with this beauty, let me get out of the way!” Old man Stan Lee looked angry.

Gu Tian smiled, but he also knew that this character had a very explosive temper, and in the “Spider-Man” movie, because Peter Parker disturbed him, the old man pushed open the window and almost went down to beat him up.

When I watched the movie, I thought that the old man said “violent beating” just to scare and scare children, but now I find that I can really do it….

Stan Lee knows the terrier of “Titanic”, it is impossible not to know the earth, Gu Tian can see that he is hiding his identity!

At this time, Gu Tian glanced at the blonde chick hugged by the old man, hey, the old man has a good eye, he likes pick-ups as much as himself, I don’t know how many women have been on various planets over the years!

“Suddenly feel that it is not bad to be reborn to the observer, eat and drink every day, soak different sister papers, and when there are major events in the world, you don’t have to participate, move a stool and sit in the front row to watch, and you are strong.”

Damn it, Gu Tian is a little jealous of Stan Li!

Therefore, Gu Tian no longer talked directly with Stan Li, but instead looked at the blonde beauty with a smile and said, “Little sweetheart, maybe this man next to you is very humorous and very good at making you happy, but it will soon be evening, should you choose a stronger partner?” ”

The blonde beauty really hesitated, let go of the old man’s hand, and was really worried that the old man would not be able to satisfy her.

“You bastard, you actually disturbed me to pick up a girl!” The old man was even more angry.

Gu Tian continued to stimulate him, holding the blonde beauty in his arms and laughing: “Yes, I just robbed women with you, how about it?” Not convinced? Do it. ”

Gu Tian just wanted to see if he was an ordinary person!

The old man pointed at Gu Tian and said angrily: “You wait, I will watch you turn into an old ghost who can’t walk!” ”

After speaking, he turned and left.

“Alas, what can be done if the old man refuses to admit that he is an observer? Do observers of this world have technology that has been ahead of the earth for many years? I’ll have to ask someone. ”

After all, the setting of the comic world is not exactly the same as the setting of the world where Gu Tian is located, many people have been weakened, perhaps, in the MCU setting, the observer is just an observer, there is no too powerful technology, in that case, the old man is of little use to Gu Tian.

However, the observer is such a mysterious existence, who should he go to and ask?

“By the way, I can ask the collector!”

Gu Tian suddenly thought of the character of the collector, and his beautiful slave girl in a maid costume!

(Thanks to Oxin for the tip!) ）

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