Marvel: I Have Severe Mental Disorder

Zhou Ran sighed deeply, smiled at Black Widow, and said, "Sorry, I just lost my temper, didn't I scare Miss Ellie!"

Hearing the words, Black Widow reached out her hand and gestured casually, blinked her eyes, and said with a smile, "Boss just wasn't scary at all, he was really manly! Very safe!"

"Excuse me, have you practiced Boss? The movements just now seem to be very consistent? Could this be the legendary Chinese kong fu?"

Hearing Black Widow say this, Zhou Ran couldn't help but laugh.

He really couldn't help it.

Miss Ellie, if someone from Zhou did not know your true identity, I would still believe your nonsense!

But your real identity is Natasha, the Black Widow, a senior agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.!

You Natasha can beat twenty or thirty strong men alone!

Now I'm here to say I'm good at it!

Isn't this a joke?

However, mine is Chinese kong fu!

After all, I have been practicing Jeet Kune Do for ten years since I knew this was the Marvel world.

However, my little tricks are still incomparable to you, an old goblin who is already forty or fifty years old!

Zhou Ran coughed lightly, squatted his legs slightly, flung his sleeves, stretched out his two hands, one after the other, gestured a fistfight, and said with a smile, "It's Wing Chun, Zhou Ran!"

When Black Widow heard this, her eyes were full of little stars, and she said coquettishly, "Wow, where did you practice Boss? Ellie, I'm curious! Can you tell others? I beg Boss!"

Of course she was pretending. According to the information, Zhou Ran had never been to any martial arts gym.

So she was curious, where did she learn this kung fu?

Zhou Ran smiled and said, "The martial arts gym is located at 17 Black Street, Queens! If you are interested, I can show you!"

Hearing this, Black Widow could not help frowning, 17 Black Street, Queens?

Is there a bakery there?

There is clearly a long-established bakery that has been open for more than 60 years!

She even went there to buy bread last month!

And the owner of that bakery is a pure French!

Monopoly baguettes!

That French boss is a fat man weighing more than 300 pounds!

How can it be possible?

How can it be possible to learn Chinese Kung Fu?

Black Widow Natasha suppressed the doubts in her heart, showed a very sweet smile, and slowly said, "Can Boss take me to see it?"

Zhou Ran nodded and smiled: "Of course! If you are interested, I can take you there today!"

Although he was reluctant, there was nothing he could do.

This black widow Natasha seems to be inseparable from him because of him!

Even if he doesn't agree, the black widow will try her best to force him to agree!

"Boom, boom, boom..."

There was a knock on the door.

Tony Stark walked in from the door gracefully, grinned, and said, "HI, Jake, this is really my fault, I never expected such a thing to happen in the company, that damn The head of the audit department, I have asked the company's legal department to sue him!"

"Fuck! I never imagined that such a person would exist in the Stark Industrial Building! Not only is it stupid and visionary, but it's also fucking inferior!"

Zhou Ran sighed and asked, "Who is he? It can't be your uncle Obadiah, right?"

Tony Stark smiled awkwardly, scratched his head, and said very embarrassedly: "Cough, he is the one left by my father, equivalent to the big housekeeper. Well, according to Dongfang's words, he is the minister and assistant minister. Minister."

Zhou Ran heard the words and was silent for ten seconds.

He scolded: "Fuck! This damn old bastard! Why didn't he guard Obadiah? Instead, he kept staring at me?"

"Why did your father leave you such a person, he is really an idiot, he is so stupid!"

Tony Stark smiled bitterly and said, "Because he is loyal enough! In his eyes, you, who is not the Stark family, won the company's shares and became a director. He can't accept this!"

"In his eyes, you are more extreme than my uncle Obadiah. After all, you don't have Stark's blood on you..."

"But Jake, I really don't understand why you don't like my uncle Obadiah, even though he's really old and confused, and he hasn't turned his head around yet, and can't understand what you're talking about!"

"But he really does work for the company, and everything is for a better tomorrow for Stark Industries!"

"I hope you can treat this old man a little better. After all, he is my uncle and part of the Stark group!"

Hearing Tony Stark's incomparably affectionate words, Zhou Ran sighed and said something incomparable: "Okay Tony, I will listen to you, I'm not targeting your uncle, but if a company wants to develop well , there are always some old guys who need to be eliminated!"

"If I were your uncle Obadiah, I would have stopped staying in the company a long time ago. Every day I just lie at home, and the green Franklin grows endlessly. How comfortable it is!"

After listening to Tony Stark, he laughed and said proudly: "Maybe this is the stubbornness in the Stark family, the paranoia flowing in the blood, every Stark family will be a genius, is it a genius? It is impossible to accept other people's opinions, except for me, Tony, of course!"

Zhou Ran nodded and said, "Indeed, I always think that the Stark family are geniuses, and you Tony is a genius among geniuses!"

"But I don't agree with you saying that you can accept other people's opinions. After all, I advise you not to be merciful outside, and hurry up and marry Xiao Chili and have children."

"You've never heard of it."

Tony Stark touched his nose, sneered, and said without admitting: "Pozzi? I won't like her! My Tony Stark will never like Pozzi! Absolutely not!"

Zhou Ran coughed lightly and said with a smile, "That, Mr. Tony, Pepper is right behind you!"

Pozzi slammed the door with a cold face and turned to leave.

Tony stretched out his finger to Zhou Ran, and a mouth shape came: Fuck! You kidding me!

Quickly turn around and chase after it!

Zhou Ran watched this scene with a smile on the corner of his mouth.

Oh, I can't help myself, this is a man!

This is Tony shit!

But Tony, you got one thing wrong, your uncle Obadiah is really bad!

He hates your eldest nephew so much!

He should be planning how to kidnap you now?

Should he be plotting how to kill you now?

But this time I really can't stop it!

After all, this is the birth of Iron Man!

It is also the beginning of a new world!

However, it is still necessary to reduce the number of Jerick missiles in this military order as much as possible!