Marvel: I Have Severe Mental Disorder

Obadiah loosened his tie, took a deep breath, and stared fiercely into the distance, his whole body roared angrily like a beast, and slowly said, "Jake, I hope you can understand the current affairs a little bit, you guys. There is a very popular saying in the East, those who know the times are the best!"

"I hope you can understand current affairs. Although I hate you very much, I have to say that you are really helpful to Stark Industries Group. You are a talent."

"But for those who are disobedient, it is much better to go to hell to see Satan!"

"Jake, I really don't want you to go to hell, it's all up to you!"

...

Stark Industries Building.

Office of the Vice President.

Zhou Ran put down the phone in his hand, smiled, and said, "Ai Li, it seems that you really got it right. Mr. Obadiah decided to go home to retire."

"By the way, what do you want for lunch? I'll let Bob prepare it..."

Hearing this, Natasha smiled and said, "Here's a borscht soup, pickled cucumbers with red braised beef, and a glass of strong vodka. I haven't had vodka for a long time, and I want to drink some."

Zhou Ran nodded and said, "ok!"

Then he pressed the yellow button on the table and said with a smile: "Bob, as usual, bring me a foie gras, a tender pan-fried lamb chop, and a medium-rare filet mignon. , by the way, and a plate of broad beans, an ounce of honey, and half a glass of red wine."

"By the way, let's have another borsch soup, pickled cucumbers with red braised beef, and a glass of strong vodka!"

After ordering with Bob, Zhou Ran picked up the documents on the table and looked at them. As he looked, he gave a thumbs up and praised: "Yes, these documents are summed up very well today. Xiaoqing, it's all handled very well, Ellie, it seems that you've adapted to the work here."

Natasha smiled and said, "With a role model like Boss, how can I not work hard? Boss, don't you really think I'm just a vase that doesn't work?"

Zhou Ran shook his head, spread out his hands, and said with a smile, "Miss Ellie, I never doubted your ability, after all, you said that you have five years of work experience, and also worked for Hammer Industries and Osborn. industry."

"However, although I don't doubt your ability, there are still worries. I don't want my work to be tainted by an incompetent secretary."

Natasha nodded and said, "Boss's worries are understandable. After all, you are a person who pursues perfection."

Natasha looked at Zhou Ran and decided to have a straight-to-the-point test.

She smiled, like a naive girl, blinked her eyes and asked curiously, "By the way, Boss, before I came to Stark Group, I read an introduction about you in Time Magazine."

"That introduction was written by a famous editor. He said that you are omniscient and omnipotent except in the field of scientific research?"

"Is this true?"

Hearing this, Zhou Ran shook his head lightly and smiled: "This compliment is a bit too much. If you say that you know everything and can do everything, then I'm still far behind."

"How can anyone in this world know everything? Can they do everything? I just know a little bit about everything."

After Natasha heard this, she asked with a smile, "Boss, can you handjob?"

Zhou Ran nodded and replied, "Of course it will. You can't shoot a gun in America. If you meet some vicious villains, you won't go directly to see God in heaven!"

"And don't forget that I work for Stark Industries, where I used to be the number one arms dealer. Isn't it normal to learn to use all kinds of firearms?"

"Not only can I handjob, but I can also press the AK with one hand, and my marksmanship is extremely accurate.

"

Natasha smiled, can you use all kinds of firearms? It fits the clown very well.

She continued to ask, "Oh, Boss, do you like oil painting? Do you know anything about the art of oil painting?"

Zhou Ran stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers, raised his eyebrows, and said eloquently: "Of course I understand this, after all, I once talked about a business, and that partner is a person who likes oil painting very much. , I studied oil painting knowledge for more than a month."

"The predecessor of oil painting is the tempera painting in European painting before the 15th century. The genre of oil painting is divided into two categories. The first category is creative works based on objective representation; the second category is creative works based on subjective expression. work."

"The first category is divided into: Baroque, Rocco, Classicism, Academicism, Romanticism, Realism, Realism, Photorealism, Impressionism. The second category is divided into Impressionism, Fauvism, Cubism, Futurism art, abstraction, surrealism.”

"For me personally, I like the surrealist school very much. The surrealist school is influenced by Bergson's intuitionism and Freud's subconscious theory, and advocates the expression of human subconsciousness and fantasy."

"Well, I like a Spanish painter very much, his name is Miró, and he has a very interesting work called "The Carnival of Hariquin."

Natasha took a deep breath. She likes art very much. It is more like a clown. The director once said that the murderer of the clown is an artist. His behavior is very artistic. It is a set of unique rules. and the art of understanding.

Natasha smiled and praised: "I didn't expect you to know so much, Boss. By the way, Boss, have you ever seen a circus?"

Zhou Ran shook his head and said, "I don't really watch circuses. I've only seen them in books, but I think circuses should be regarded as a kind of comedy, a happy drama, but the core of comedy is tragedy."

"I remember that the circus would have a role of a clown. In the audience's eyes, the clown is a comedy character, but in the clown's own view, he should be a tragic character."

After saying that, Zhou Ran suddenly frowned and lowered his head.

After a second, he slowly raised his head and looked at Black Widow, with a strange smile on his face, blinked, and asked, "By the way, Miss Ellie, why are you asking these strange questions?"

Natasha looked at the smile that suddenly appeared on Zhou Ran's face, and felt a chill in her heart, her scalp was numb, her whole body was trembling, and her hair was bursting.

This smile... this smile... this smile is a joker's smile!

He really is a clown...

...

Zhou Ran coughed lightly, stretched out his hand and shook it in front of Black Widow, frowned, and asked, "Miss Ellie, what's the matter with you?"

He was a little curious. He didn't know what happened to Black Widow just now, and suddenly he was stunned for a minute. It was really strange.

Hearing Zhou Ran's words, Natasha regained her senses. She looked at Zhou Ran with a normal face in front of her, shook her head, and said with a smile, "Boss, I'm fine, I just suddenly remembered something."

"By the way, Boss, you should laugh more, you were really handsome when you laughed just now."

Hearing this, Zhou Ran took a deep breath, shook his head, and said very worriedly, "Ai Li, have you been in a bad state of mind recently?"

"Ai Li, I think there is something wrong with your spirit, because I really didn't laugh just now."