Marvel: I Have Severe Mental Disorder

Natasha trotted forward, a ball hit someone, and she threw herself into Zhou Ran's arms, crying: "Boss, I'm really scared! Let me live here tonight. Come on! Look at the lightning outside!"

"Crack" sound.

A huge red lightning flashed across the window.

Zhou Ran stared at the huge lightning that streaked across the sky and was stunned.

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Don't say it!

It's so terrifying!

Zhou Ran sighed, rubbed his head, and said helplessly: "Okay! Miss Ellie, come in! I sleep on the sofa, you sleep on the bed."

After all, Zhou Ran pushed Natasha away, turned and walked towards the sofa.

Seeing this, Natasha hugged Zhou Ran's waist and said, "Boss, don't, I'm afraid!"

Feel the warm rabbit coming from behind.

Zhou Ran is a little numb?

Astute, he really can't think of what the black widow is going to do!

What the hell is this S.H.I.E.L.D. planning!

This black widow is so abnormal!

She definitely has a problem!

There is definitely something wrong with her pestering me so much!

I don't believe that a severely trained female agent can't resist the temptation of money and the temptation of male sex.

So there must be some secrets in my house!

There must be some secrets she wants to investigate!

There must be a secret that S.H.I.E.L.D. wants to investigate!

Is there any treasure hidden in my house?

Or some super criminal in my neighborhood?

She's here because I'm being targeted by super criminals?

Fuck!

How distressing!

I can't ask Black Widow directly, what exactly do you Black Widow Natasha want to do here!

As soon as I say this, Nick Fury's black marinated egg will definitely be caught by me.

After all, few people know about Black Widow!

The Avengers Alliance has not yet been established, and everyone who has seen Black Widow should be dead!

Damn it!

So, now it's just a matter of counting.

no solution anymore.

Zhou Ran took a deep breath and said slowly, "Miss Ellie, let's sleep together! However, don't cross the line in the middle. Once it crosses, what will happen, I can't guarantee it."

Natasha nodded and said very cleverly: "Boss, please rest assured, I will never cross that line. I am really scared!"

a minute later

big bed.

Zhou Ran smelled the milk-like aroma from Natasha and closed his eyes nervously.

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Black Widow, if you dare to come here!

Someone in my week must have rushed you!

If I don't fight you for three days and three nights, I'm going to write the word Zhou upside down!

Zhou Ran fell asleep in the tension and stimulation.

Natasha lay quietly on the bed, waiting for Zhou Ran's breathing to become even, and then she also began to become even.

After an hour of homogenization.

She opened her eyes and pulled out a sharp dagger out of nowhere!

She deserves to be a female agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., the kung fu of hiding weapons is truly amazing!

The black widow held the dagger and restrained all her breath. There was no murderous intent, no sound at all.

He gently pierced Zhou Ran's chest, and stopped when the dagger hit the skin.

Natasha withdrew the dagger, frowned, and looked a little serious.

Damn it!

He didn't even respond!

sleep dead!

If this was the clown, he would surely wake up.

A super criminal at the level of a clown will surely wake up.

They are extremely sensitive to death.

Even an assassination without murderous intent can all be detected!

So isn't Jake Zhou the Joker?

No!

Be sure to trust the judge's judgment.

His intuition has always been accurate!

Never made a mistake.

If the Director hadn't had more than 90% speculation, he would never have agreed to such absurd promises today!

Heavy rain next month in Queens, New York!

That huge red lightning, if I read it correctly, it should be forged by a laser!

Natasha's keen vision saw a figure in the air!

It's the Cyclops from the X-Men!

This is definitely the backhand set by the director. Once Zhou Ran takes off his disguise and turns into a clown, the X-Men will catch him.

I have to say that the director is really an old coin with no last resort!

In the confused thinking, Natasha fell asleep.

...

At four o'clock in the morning, Zhou Ran, who was sleeping sweetly, had a smile on the corner of his mouth, a huge smile, an extremely exaggerated smile, and an extremely crazy smile.

Zhou Ran's soul.

It's pitch black and dark here.

Suddenly a crazy loud laugh sounded!

"Hahaha...haha...ha..."

"Sorry, my throat is a little sore, I'm really sorry, I can't make everyone laugh, I'm really an unqualified clown."

"I'm like a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one...I'd just do things."

"Gentlemen, the worst thing about being mentally ill is that everyone expects you to pretend you're not sick!"

"I believe...whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you...stranger."

"Put a smile on your face!"

"Why so?"

A clown in a purple suit with chaotic paint on his face and a red nose emerges from the darkness.

He showed an exaggerated smile, his eyes were scarlet, and he said nervously: "Hey, hey...My dear friends, I really want to kill this woman! She's so annoying!"

"Look, she's been here several times. She didn't find anything, and she had to stay on our bed!"

"It's obviously a bitch who is ridden by 10,000 people, but she pretends to be so pure! Fuck! She looks like my wife, you know, she gave me a green hat..."

"A very nice hat, green is my favorite color, like these paints on my face..."

"Hehe, in return for her thoughtful gift, I dressed up as a clown to make her laugh. You know, everyone who sees a circus clown will laugh..."

"Because that was so funny! Haha...haha...hahaha..."

"But she didn't laugh! I was so sad, I slashed her face with a knife... She started laughing, laughing like I did..."

"Why so..."

"Let me see where she's sleeping? Oh, it's Little monkey!"

"This bitch slept in the place of our great little monkey!"

"What should I do? The little monkey will be very angry when he wakes up!"

A doctor wearing a white coat and glasses smiled and said:

"Then Mr. Joker, let's eat her! How about this proposal?"

"There was a census taker who wanted to test me, and I ate his liver with fava beans and delicious red wine."

"She looks delicious, like a sleeping lamb..."

A middle-aged man with a pale face and sickly, pushed up his glasses, chuckled lightly, and said, "You can only think about it here, that's why you can never get out."

The clown shouted, "Oh, one patient laughed at another patient! Oops, I forgot that I'm a patient too!"