Marvel: Mr. President

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"WRAAAAA..."

As Moony and Logan sneaked, a loud roar came. This was most likely the current champion.

"Get ready to fight, Moony," Logan warned him and extended his claws.

Moony did the same, he too had adamantium claws. The crowd cheered even more as they noticed two more fighters.

*BOOM* Breaking open the giant arena entrance, a behemoth elephant monster entered. It was a full humanoid elephant, about 8 metres in height. He had leather armours covering the body.

"Stay out of this," Adam Warlock told them and started running towards the elephant monster.

Logan scoffed, "He's going to fight that guy? I say we let him get beaten to a pulp first and then take him."

Moony didn't reply, but he took a seat silently, agreeing with Logan's suggestion. The two stared at the match, the two opponents slowly got closer to each other.

The crowd silenced, awaiting action. Adam and the monster jumped in the air, punches held out. *BOOM* The fists connected, but not the elephant alien's. Adam had moved slightly mid-air, revealing that he could fly.

His fist connected with the face of the monster, and that was it. The elephant guy got punched so hard that his body flew back with force enough to make a dent in the wall.

He didn't even wake up after that. The crowd cheered at the top of their lungs at this supreme show of power. The announcer went crazy, "THIS IS HISTORY! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION! ADAM WARLOCK!"

(⊙ˍ⊙) (￣▽￣)"

Moony and Logan were dumbstruck. How the hell were they to take this man when he didn't even want to go and at the same time he was so strong?

"You still got that smoke bomb? Let's use that to catch him," Logan planned.

Moony looked utterly confused, ~Wuf?~

"Ugh... don't tell me... you swallowed that smoke bomb?"

*POOF*

Moony looked at his own ass in shock, smoke coming out of it. "WOOOOO..." He barked the equivalent of "god damn" in dog language.

*Sigh* "Let's go and fight him, I hope he will understand our reasoning. Meanwhile, also call the Prez. We are going to need some back up here,"

...

Freedom One,

The ship was still in space, staying away from the planet so they don't get caught by the scanners on the planet.

Hector sat with the whole clan and talked to them about various things in his long life. They all sat on the floor while Hector had a chair. He looked like a teacher of kindergarten kids.

"So you are telling me that hell is real?" One of the crew members asked after raising his hand.

"Of course, it's absolutely real. It does not matter if you believe it or not, it exists for all beings in the Universe. After you die, you get to Hell of Heaven based on your sins," Hector explained.

Yondu couldn't wrap his head around it, "What are the punishments there? I can't imagine a thief facing the same punishment as a murderer."

Hector took out a small chart from his coat, nobody knew how it even got there, "Look at this, boys. See this triangle with five segments? The bottom is called Category one. This is for people who are basically angels, never committing any wrongs. They don't get punished.

"Then there is the category two, these are the thieves, they get some punishment. The third is the murderers, you can still redeem yourself in Hell. Then there are four and five, these are just evil, forget about ever leaving hell. Think about the worst thing that can happen to you, it will happen every second,"

"Well, I fear having pimples." one said.

"Then you will have pimples all over your body, pimples over pimples, they will pop every day and grow back," Hector added.

One after another, each one of them thought about their worst fear and how it will be to have to go through it every single day. They shook their heads in fright.

"How do you know all this, Mister President?" Kraglin Obfonteri asked.

Caressing his beard, he chuckled, "Son, you can only know this after you die. How many of you have killed someone?"

Each one of them lifted their arms.

"Great, you all are going to hell. So you will know why I know this. Anyway, let's get back to work, class is dismissed. Back to the battle stations, quick. I am getting Moony's words," He waved his hands at them as if shooing them away.

But how could they just level after knowing that they were going to hell? "Is there no other way to not go to hell?" Taserface inquired.

Hector looked at the marker on the man's head. ~Ah, it's deep red, poor guy, he's going to hell no matter what,~ But he can't say that, "Of course, you can help yourself by earning good karma. Help someone in need, stop being bad. That's all it needs."

"Will I go to hell too, Grandpa President?" Peter asked him.

"Haha, no, son. Not yet, but if you are bad, you surely will. Go now. Moony is in distress. Kraglin Obfonteri, take the ship to the spot," he ordered.

Moony had told him just to come down quickly.

...

Back in the Arena, Logan and Moony attacked Adam Warlock, but they couldn't believe that they were being pushed back.

"Ugh... I hate cunts that can fly," Logan grunted.

Moony cutely tilted his head and asked, "What is cunt? Is that a bird?"

"Yes, it's a bird with a tendency of flying and sitting on poles. Focus on the fight now,"

Adam Warlock was not an all-powerful being, but he had super strength, flight, energy absorption and a few more powers. He could also heal from minor injuries.

"Come on, bub. We are here to help you, take you back to your sister... ugh... it feels so wrong to say that, I hate my mind. Listen up. We are taking you today, whether you like it or not." Logan bellowed.

"Woof!" ~What he said,~

"I chose to stay here," Adam said, sounding as dead as ever.

However, just then, the noise of someone laughing started to come from the sky. It kept increasing with each moment.

Everyone looked up, even the audience. There was nothing to be seen until the organisers beamed the spotlight into the sky. There they saw a bulky man falling, the long white hair and beard fluttering from the wind as if it was the silkiest thing in the Universe.

The red coat, many medals and stars on the shoulders appeared to shine under the lights. No one recognised the uniform. Nobody in Sakaar wore it, and no known organisation used it either.

"HO HO HO... Santa is here to take the bad boy home," Hector japed from the sky.

The night was turning more dramatic by the minute. First, a new champion rose, then the champion got challenged, and now a new challenger appears from the sky. The audience cheered, they just enjoyed the evening.

*BOOM*

He landed with a loud thud. He had no superhero pose, but he did have the President's pose. He appeared to land straight on his feet. The dust settled and revealed him to be standing tall, arms crossed one on top of the other. His face held high, looking down on Adam as he stood taller.

"You choose to stay here, but I refuse to let you. Let's wager, if you defeat me, I will leave you alone." Hector proposed.

"I accept," Adam calculated in his head that this was the best way to get rid of this problem quickly.

Hector nodded, then turned to Moony and Logan to tell them to stay away. But, he noticed something strange, "M-Moony, what the... why is smoke coming out of your butt?"

Moony, embarrassed, replied, ~Dad, I just... I found a nice juicy fruit and ate it. But also swallowed the bomb you hid.~

"You ate the smoke bomb? Are you okay?" Worried, Hector checked the boy's mouth, forcing open his jaw to look.

~I am goof, fad.~ Moony said, wagging his tail at the same time.

"Are you going to fig-" Adam tried to question.

"SHUT UP! My boy here just swallowed a bomb." Hector continued to check Moony, patting his belly and seeing if it hurts. "Can you poop it out?"

Adam dumbly shut his mouth. Logan walked up to him and extended his small bottle of an illegal drink, "First time? Hah, he's overprotective of Moony."

"Why does he calls a beast his son?"

Logan scoffed, "That beast is smarter than every audience member sitting here,"

"How did you reach that conclusion? Do you have material evidence?" Adam tried to be pragmatic.

Logan nearly growled, "If I say Moony is smart, Moony is smart."

Adam said what he felt, "You and that man are similar,"

"Wrong, I ain't a virgin, bub,"

"What's a virgin?"

Logan rolled his eyes, "Great, another cherry boy,"

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