Marvel: Mr. President

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When Hector returned to the reception of the hotel, he let out a long breath. He had not expected this to happen anytime soon. "But I got free ships, nice."

He walked into the dining area and found his clan in a corner, being the noisiest of all people. Logan had returned and was eating salad with his claws. Adam was in a gentleman's debate with Yondu about something important, but Yondu was cursing. Moony was eating steaks after steaks, a stack of 10 plates already piled up. Peter was still eating his first ice cream, it came in a big jar.

As soon as they saw him coming, Yondu asked, "President, you tell us. Adam here says he doesn't prefer Boobs or Ass, he only cares about the vagina. You tell us now, Boobs or Ass?"

Adam debated, "I am being practical here. Ass and Boobs are useless, only Vagina is important for procreating. Tell us, Mister President, am I right?"

Hector sighed, "Okay, tell me, is water more important or air to breath, or food to eat?"

"What kind of question is that? You can't live without all three," Yondu blurted.

Hector tapped his index finger on the temple, "Exactly, so you have your answer. Let me eat something now."

At the same time, he patted Moony, "Boy, bonk Adam and Yondu, how dare they speak such nonsense in front of Peter,"

Moony was happily chewing the steak with his eyes closed, enjoying the vibe. When he received the order, his eyes opened instantly, radiating with light. With his mouth still full, he picked up one empty plate and smacked it on Yondu's head.

*SMASH*

The plate broke into pieces. But that was not the end, Moony hit Adam with another plate on the head. After that, he sat back to eat the meat happily.

Peter chuckled, "Hehe, it's fine, really. I'm 13 now, and I like boobs,"

*BONK* Moony, this time, tapped his paw on Peter's head.

"WHAT?!" Hector stopped reading the menu and turned to face Peter.

(⚆_⚆)

"Did you say something, boy?"

Peter turned his gaze away and focused on the Ice cream, "N-Nothing, I just said I like my bros. Moony and others."

"Haha, you're getting smarter. Anyway, get ready to leave. I got the ten ships for free from Thanos," Hector revealed while eating a nice meat pie. It was unknown whose meat it was though.

However, Yondu's spoon fell from his hands and his face froze. Even Adam showed some level of surprise by this.

"Did I hear it right? Thanos? You met Thanos?" Yondu tried to poke his ears and clean them.

"Yes, he wanted to recruit me and make me one of his commanders. I denied, then talked a bit more, he became impressed and gave me ten warships for free."

Everything Hector said sounded so simple to hear that it was unbelievable. Even Hector knew it was unbelievable and he watered it all down a notch. "Don't fret about it now, we need to reach Contraxia fast and not be late for the Ravagers meeting. Yondu, prepare pilots to fly our new warships. We're going to be needing more staff soon. Freedom Clan will finally spread its wings freely and become a giant.

"Oh, one more thing, we will probably be chased by the Kree Empire in a few months. Thanos already knew we went there. If he can have his spies in the Nova Corps, then Kree probably has them too. We need to prepare for them."

"I'm always ready for some action," Logan muttered.

Hector chuckled, "Sure, you're ready for all kinds of action. I'm seriously considering leaving you back on Earth so you can start a family,"

"I ain't leaving unless Moony comes along,"

Moony didn't even hear them, he was just melting in his seat, eating like some fat lord. Hector, however, denied him, "He's my son, he stays with me forever,"

"Then I stay with you. I'm your bodyguard, after all,"

*Sigh* "You've been useless since the day I hired you. Anyway, let's head out. I don't want to stay on this planet anymore, who knows who else is roaming around, watching us secretly. Peter, do you want to get anything?" Hector asked the little boy.

"No, I'm good. Mom used to say too much sweet will rot my teeth. This ice cream is enough for a week." Peter replied, acting like a responsible boy because it wasn't just Yondu teaching him.

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Sanctuary II, Flagship of Thanos,

"My Liege, why did you let that disrespectful Terran leave?" Ebony Maw asked, kneeling to Thanos.

"My child, you do not understand the value of a man as strong-willed as him. He was ready to stand against me, fight me in order to keep his freedom and ideals. I can count such people in the Universe on one hand. To earn his loyalty, it would mean earning the loyalty of his unwavering will.

"And that will is priceless, unmatchable by any ship or treasure. It's a lesson to each of you, my children. Sometimes, violence is not always the answer. Supergiant also saw something in him that made even her scared, I want to know what it is. What he's hiding. He's more valuable to me alive than dead. Keep an eye on his activities and keep me informed,"

The Black Order kneeled silently, accepting his command.

...

Contraxia,

It was a cold and icy planet, often visited by the different Ravager Clans as a place to relax. But in reality, it was just a giant whore house. It was full of small cities full of love bots.

One by one, a lot of Clans were arriving there. Not all would be coming, however, as they had their own jobs to do. But a few main leaders would be sure to come to meet Hector.

The current person who was seen as an unspoken leader of the whole Ravagers Syndicate was Stakar Ogord. He didn't have any authority over other clans, all his job was to enforce the Ravagers rules, make sure no clan breaks them and indulge in jobs that could destroy the name of the syndicate.

Today as well, his job was to see the new captain and evaluate if he needed to expel him.

"Where is he? Why hasn't he come yet, I want to see that furry boy," Mainframe said excitedly. The funny part was, Mainframe was an Artificial Intelligence and didn't have a body, just a head. But, he was also a captain.

"Yondu said they were on the... What's going on, where is everyone running off to?" All of a sudden, Stakar stopped talking and looked around.

"ENEMIES! Multiple jumps were reported at the same time, most likely a full fleet, they're all warships," a Ravager clansman told them.

This got the captains serious, they picked up their weapons and headed to their ships. Contraxia was like a base for Ravagers at this point, so they will protect it at all costs.

"Prepare the launchers and aim them up," Stakar ordered the planet's defence forces.

"DING DING... TING TING..." But, just then, loud tunes started to resound in the sky. They kept on increasing until they became clear.

Someone was singing and music was playing in the background. Each passing second, the music would get louder. Then the lyrics became clear,

♫It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no senator's son, son

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no fortunate one,♫

"What's going on?" Aleta Ogord wondered, coming out of her ship and regrouping with a crowd of other Ravagers.

Soon, a big crowd stood, looking up in wait for the revelation. And soon enough, their eyes lay on a fabulously badass strong man, falling down with no jetpacks or parachutes. Around him was a speaker ball, flying and producing music.

The man's red coat fluttered in the wind, spreading a bit. His hair was like waves going upward. He had black shades on his eyes too, and he smoked a cigar at the same time.

♫Some folks are born silver spoon in hand

Lord, don't they help themselves, yeah...♫

*WOOSH*

♫It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no millionaire's son, no, no

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no fortunate one♫

*BOOOM*

With a loud thud, strong enough to make a crater on the ground and crack it for a few dozens of metres around, the man landed. He didn't even budge, stayed standing straight, arms folded, while the dust cleared away. It was peak manly madness.

The leaders of the Ravagers started to walk towards him, to question him. His entry was no less than that of a missile. How he survived, it was unknown.

Hector proudly stood tall and took off his black glasses as he saw people coming, then laughed, "Haha, I love this song, such irony. It's anti-war and is used for war propaganda. Anyway, hello folks, I am President Hector King Washington, the President of many companies and Freedom Clan.

"One more thing, DRINKS ON ME FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT!"

"WOHOOOOO!"

"HELL YEAH!"

That was all he needed to do, booming cheers took over the whole area and the city close by. They cheered, fists held high, chanting his name. Everybody loves freebies, it was a simple rule, no matter which planet you are on.

Hector secretly chuckled, ~Haha, being a politician prepared me for this moment,~

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