Marvel: Mr. President

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The Skrull turned out to be a pretty one, and the bodysuit she wore made her features come out way better than expected. Of course, Erskine was just drooling while watching. This was expected of a man who satisfied himself with machines not long ago.

Logan was just cursing, though, as Hector grinned at him. "Say it now, boy,"

Logan tried to look away, "Ugh... I-I can't. This is too much, ask anything else, and I will do it,"

"Haha, you can't get away from this, boy. A deal is a deal. Now you shall call me Onii-Chan for a week. Look at her; you lost your bet spectacularly," Hector didn't budge.

Yondu and Adam had prepared their cameras to record what was about to happen. Moony was also watching in expectation, aiming to carve this as a core memory for the rest of his life.

"Fine... ugh..." Logan's claws came out due to the amount of cringe he was feeling.

"O-O-On... I can't!"

Hector didn't say anything and just looked him in the eyes. Logan made a puppy face, but that didn't help. And now, all the staff of the ship was out, watching. Natasha and Yelena were also there, getting told by Adam what was happening.

Logan decided just to say it fast and get it over with, "Onii-Chan... now fuck off,"

"Awwwww..." The crowd made noises.

"Bwahaha..." Hector laughed heartily. Never he had imagined a day like this would come.

*BAM* "I LOVE YOU!"

"What the..." Suddenly, they all felt their attention being taken away by someone. They had nearly forgotten that the Skrull Princess was coming toward them.

What they saw amazed them. The engineering officer of the ship, Doctor Erskine, was currently brawling with the princess. And it seemed that the princess attacked him first. He just reciprocated but was also enjoying it.

"Haha, dear, I know you want me, but you can calm down now,"

The princess was growling and madly fighting him. She was out of her senses, Hector realised. "Of course, after living for so long in solitude, she has lost her sanity. She probably wishes to take the ship after killing us. I will go and stop her,"

Hector walked forward, avoiding Erskin's happy giggles. The man was a textbook mad scientist at this point. He truly needed love. "Step back, Erskine,"

*BAM* He performed a rear choke on her, pinning her neck in his arm, "Calm down, girl. We are not your enemies. We have come to take you out of this place,"

"REEEEE..."

"Well, banshee, calm down. Have you forgotten that you're a Skrull? Adam, bring the kidnapper's gas." He ordered. This was one of the tools in Ravagers' inventory that was used in kidnapping missions. Though they didn't do those things anymore, they also never threw them out.

*POOF* The gas ball was smacked in her face, and she fell like a dead body. Hector put her on his shoulder like a sack of rice and headed into the ship again to handcuff her with the medical bay bed.

Talos followed in, "She seems to have gone mad,"

"Not really," Hector took out a small bottle that was filled with water. But, it was not water. It was Moony's saliva. As disgusting as it sounded, Hector and Moony's saliva was the cleanliest and most potent medicinal liquid in the Universe. So, it can also work as saline, a much better one. "With this, she will be fine,"

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Yondu, Logan and Adam, who knew what it was, felt like the secret should never come out. Ravagers, too, used the saliva every once in a while in battles, but not everyone knew what it was.

"We just need to wait until she wakes up again. Let's get back to the classroom. I haven't taken your classes yet." Hector took all of the crew to an auditorium. He trained them all to become great generals in the future. He taught them everything, from how to use psychological warfare to how to plan battles and such.

He will need a lot of commanders in the future, and they need to be people he can trust. Who better than those who already revered him? But what they didn't know was that Natasha would also sneak inside the classroom to see what was happening.

"So, whenever an enemy corners you, it's better to surrender than to fight. Your focus should be on preserving lives at that moment. But, of course, surrendering would be a distraction. Each of you should always have backup plans.

"Have a few trusted men trained for infiltration and prepared to act in situations like this. This is where psychological warfare comes into play. Whenever an enemy tries to extract information from you, resist for a while, then tell them what they want to hear instead of what they need. Make believable stories, keep them vague, and include the tidbits of real intel."

"What if there is no way and we all end up being caught?" One guy asked.

"In that case, you can wait. Each of you should have a method of contacting other allies, a way to send distress signals as quickly as possible. Remember, you must always walk ten steps ahead of your enemy. Have backup plans for the backup plans.

"This is the reason why not all soldiers can become successful generals or leaders. The amount of planning it takes is immense, and that's why the generals get paid higher. Pulling a trigger is easier than finding a way to win without pulling any trigger. This is also why spies get paid a lot more, as a spy is one of the most valuable assets of a General. Getting enemy intel before any war can be the decider of fate." Hector taught them all he could.

Natasha, hiding in the back, noted down a few things in her diary. She watched and listened to Hector with all her focus. Every once in a while, she would feel as if Hector was looking straight into her eyes, but she would feel it was just her nervousness the next moment.

~He's so different from the academy.~ She thought.

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The class lasted a few hours, and then Hector returned to the medical bay to see the Skrull Princess, Veranke. Talos had already told her about her situation.

"So you wish to overthrow Doreek VII?" She spoke the moment Hector entered.

"Yes, but before that, I need to know what exactly your prophecy said."

Veranke closed her eyes and started to recite, "There will come doom to Tarnax IV when the eater of the worlds will devour the planet, throwing the Skrull Empire into disarray. Then the wave will come, destroying what was left.

"The only place Skrulls can live again is one small planet, Earth. We must take that world as ours."

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*BAM*

Hector knocked his manly fist on her head, making her fall unconscious once again, "She wants to infiltrate my home planet? Talos, is this why you came to Earth?"

"I don't even know what she's saying."

Hector rubbed his chin, ~Hmmm... fuck, I remember hearing about the Secret Invasion by Skrulls. So this was the reason.~

He glanced at the unconscious Skrull again and wondered what her use was for him now.

"Get back, Onii-Chan. It's better to kill her!" Logan entered with a shotgun in his hand. He was still salty about losing the bet due to her. It was the perfect payback time.

"WAIT! Calm down, son. We can still use her. Her biggest fear is Galactus and the wave. I can deal with all those things. She doesn't have to infiltrate Earth. And I can ensure she doesn't mess later with a simple contract, haha," An evil laughter did leave his mouth at the end, making Talos and Logan feel a sense of danger.

"WOOF!" Just then, Moony entered and started to cry in his language. "WOWOWOooo..."

~DAD! You beat her again. No more saliva for free now. I know you steal some when I sleep and drool.~

"What do you want?"

~A whole fried chicken every Wednesday,~ Moony barked, his droll falling already.

"Haha, are you sure you want to become fat? That KFC chicken is not how it used to be anymore. It's now very greasy and unhealthy."

"Wuf Woo..." ~I'm immortal, dad,~

"But not immortal from getting fat," Hector argued.

Moony pouted, his eyes slanted, ~DAD! I hate you. You also lie to me so much.~

"Where did that come from? I never lie to my beautiful son,"

~Y-You said... you will find me a bitch. WHERE IS MY BITCH?~

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*Cough* "Boy, it's wife, not bitch. And I told you, I'm trying to find the right one for you. One that will treat you right and care for you all the time." Hector said, sounding as genuine as possible.

But Moony scoffed with a low wuf and turned around, ~I don't wanna be a forever virgin like you, dad.~

Hector's jaw fell wide open, shots were fired by the goodest boy, and they hit him right in the heart.

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