Marvel: Mr. President

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*DING DONG*

"Yes, wh-"

"WHERE IS HE?"

"MISTER PRESIDENT?! OH my god, I'm a big fan..." Angelina Jolie was shoved aside as Hector entered. He knew that Beelzebub had heard him and was hiding somewhere.

"Boy, sniff his ass out," he ordered.

Moony moved his nose like an anteater and ran around the big house. Then soon enough, he returned with Beelzebub in his jaws, held by his diaper.

Hector stared daggers at him, "You know what you did?"

Beelzebub tried to look away, "I just wanted some fun."

*WOOSH*

He held Beelzebub by his leg, upside down. "FUN? The whole world is talking about you now. You caused me so much trouble this time. You deserve some well-deserved spanking."

Angelina Jolie came running and tried to take Beelzebub away, "What are you doing? You're hurting the child."

Hector sneered, "Are you blind? He's an alien, and he's not a baby. His mind is that of a grownup; he's just stuck in this body. Do you seriously believe a baby can speak?"

"B-Bu.."

*SLAP*

Hector slapped Beelzebub's ass. He cried, "AAAGH! YEAH!"

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Hector and Moony glanced at him in disgust. This was not the kind of cry they were expecting. Hector threw him on Moony's back. "I will be returning him to his people. You're doing a good job, girl. But not every child is really a child."

Angelina Jolie nodded heavily after seeing that the baby was seriously too vulgar to be a real one. She simply saw them as they vanished from the spot.

...

Funhouse Dimension

"How did you escape?" Hector asked him.

"Magic!"

"This means I just need to put better measures to keep you here."

Beelzebub made a real crying face, "No. I don't want to be here anymore. There is nobody to talk to, and your skeleton demons don't speak at all. Take me with you; I will behave."

"You seem more of a liability than an asset," Hector thought about it, honestly.

"Come one. The old man sent me here to learn from you anyway. How will I do that if I am away from you? Right, Moony?"

"Wuf" ~Don't drag me in.~

"Come on, Hector. You can't keep me locked in here forever. I'm Beelzebub, not some random demon." Beelzebub pleaded.

Hector sighed and thought about it. He couldn't trust Beelzebub, knowing his track record. "Hmm... I will take you, but if you make even one mistake, I will throw you back here. Got it?"

"YES!"

"Let's go then."

...

When they arrived back home, it was already morning. Diana was up and feeding Fenris while eating breakfast herself.

Hector appeared from the portal, "I'm so tired from all this now. Why does my life have to have constant messy moments?"

Moony put Beelzebub on the ground and ran off to meet Fenris.

"Diana, he will be living with us now. If he messes up, I want you to tell me. I will show him his rightful place." He informed her.

"We do have enough room. We can put a camera there too." She pondered, having seen all too well how mad this baby was.

"Let's do that." He then went to take a bath and change clothes.

His work at the White House was piling up, and there was only one Kennedy to help him.

So he arrived at the office quickly.

...

White House,

"I want to quit. Fuck the planet, fuck the unification. I'm too old for this shit." Kennedy whined in front of Hector. After all, Hector had dragged this man away from his comfortable life and thrown him back into work.

"Don't you want to be one of the founding fathers of the unified planet? Your name will be immortalized then." Hector threw some sugarcoated dreams.

"FINE! Now give me the next file." Kennedy angrily left the office.

*BEEP* "Sir, the guest is here." the temporary secretary notified him on the phone.

"Send him in. Let's see what he wants from me today."

The door soon opened, and a sharp-looking old man with round glasses in a nice suit entered. He waited after entering, seemingly a bit nervous. Hector chuckled, "Come in, Steven. Take a seat."

"Thank you for granting this meeting, mister president. I wanted to talk with you directly about this project since you are alive."

Hector poured him a glass of soft whiskey, "Why would I reject when the legendary Steven Spielberg wants to make a movie about me? I would love to spread my name around. Heck, I will show the movie across the Universe with the help of my contacts."

Steven Spielberg's eyes glowed at the thought of his movie being the first to be shown to aliens. "I will be honored if that happens. I just wanted to ask you about your childhood. Since it's going to be a life story, it'd be nice if people knew that as well. And since you never wrote an autobiography, finding things from back in the 1870s is nearly impossible."

"Yes, that is understandable. I reckon you brought a voice recorder if you wish to hear it? And did you select who is going to portray me?" Hector asked.

"Do you have someone in mind?"

*BOOM*

However, just then, suddenly, a loud boom resounded outside the White House. It felt as if a bomb had dropped, and soon enough, the loud emergency alarms started, putting the White House on lockdown.

The door was immediately opened, and led by the secret service staff, the people in the building were brought to his office. There were the staff and even some school kids who were on tour.

"Mister President, we will go and check the threat." The men saluted and ran away.

Steven was shocked, "Are they not going to take you to the bunker? Why did they leave everyone here?"

"Haha, where do you think is the safest place on the planet? Yup, it's right beside me. Everyone knows that nothing can threaten me, not even a nuke. So they left everyone here for safety." he explained.

Steven dumbly looked at everyone's faces. Of course, this was an absurd situation to him. But seeing this made his resolve to make the movie even better increased.

"OLD MAN!"

Someone started to call. The voice kept on increasing until a figure entered the door. There were multiple Secret Service members hanging over his neck, trying to stop him.

"What is it, Thor? Why did you make such a mess?"

"I only wished to meet you once. I heard what you did and how you saved my mother. You have my gratitude forever." Thor said with an honest face.

Hector corrected him, "It was not me. It was Jean who saved your mother. Go and thank her."

"Maybe we can use him to play your role? He's tall enough and has a handsome face." Steven suggested all of a sudden.

Hector stared at Thor's smug face for a few seconds. Then he shook his head in disappointment, "Hmm, he's handsome. But sadly, he's too dumb to even memorize a single line."

"What about his father? I saw him once on the television from the alien invasion."

Hector thought about this as well. "Hmm, Odin is certainly old and can pull off a serious look. But he won't look be able to joke around, and he's also fat."

"DID YOU CALL MY FATHER FAT?" Thor was offended.

"He is a little bit fat. I'd say he just has a wide frame, which makes him appear fat. But, meanwhile, I look nice and tall in the coat."

Thor glared at him, "Father will hear this."

"Oh, shut the fuck up, Draco. Do you want to thank Jean? Go to Xavier Academy. Now shoo, don't disturb people here, or I will kick you out of the planet." He snapped his finger and teleported Thor out of the White House.

"Now, do you have any actors in mind?"

"I do, sir. It's Harrison Ford. He's old and has a handsome face. He can also pull off all the emotional faces." Steven Spielberg suggested.

"How old is he now, seventy-one? I remember him from Star Wars. I worked with him, although we were never on the screen together. Did you ask him about this role"

Steven coughed, "He's waiting outside, sir. I asked him, and he instantly agreed."

~Hmm, I will need to get that man some supplements, or he might just die on the film set.~ Hector thought, "Call him in then. It's about time you folks recorded my childhood.

Hector had no childhood in this world in reality. All of it was fake and just forced into the world. But he was simply going to pick some memories from his past life and add them to this one. He only needed to fake until the time he became governor, as the records from there were pretty straightforward.

Soon enough, Harrison Ford entered. He was wearing a nice formal suit and had even grown his beard to look like Hector.

"Since how long have you been planning this movie?" Hector inquired.

"Actually, we have been planning it since 2005. But we thought you were dead back then, so now we are changing some things. The movie is simply going to be called The President: Part I." Steven explained.

"Part I? You're making it in parts?"

Steven added, "No, it's just that since you are alive and still creating history every day, we left space to make another movie if need be in the future. Maybe I will be dead by then, but someone will take the baton."

"Haha, I might die in a few years too, kid. Nobody can be sure of such things. Anyway, let me start with my childhood. I was born in my house, Mount Vernon, on the 4th of July, 1870. My father was an asshole and..."

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