Marvel: Mr. President

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"Venessa, I had my calling. I know where I must go now. There is only one voice calling me. It's asking me to come to the land of freedom, away away from the land of marble syrups.

"I need to be in the arms of the man I want the most... my president, my man."

"What the fuck is wrong with you?" Venessa asked her husband. "You're about to become a father."

"I know, but I want him to be the godfather, and I be our child's other mother. I may not have any milk in my titties, but I will not go to get milk and never return, that I can guarantee." Deadpool said.

"Fine, but I'm going too if you're going there. I don't trust you one bit, ball sack man. Who knows which whore you'd wake up balls deep." Venessa rushed to pack her bags.

"Oh, you're so hot when you talk dirty... I think I just came... home! Wait... is this PG-13."

...

New Mexico

"Jane, come on, we can have a child and then think about your age. I know my father; as long as he has a grandchild, he will make you immortal. He has a great many means to do it."

Jane was not listening, instead hyperventilating and walking around. "That's it? Is that all I am for your father? Just a broodmare? I did not expect this from you. A so-called god, how can you be so dumb? We're not meant to be, Thor. You're a god. I'm a little human, fuck even the sex hurts. I feel like you will kill me!"

"B-But you keep saying 'More more'!" Thor countered.

"Enough! There can be no us, Thor. Don't make it harder for both of us... I might not even see our child grow into a teenager before dying of old age... we're doomed." She started to cry all of a sudden.

Thor quickly wants to sit beside her and caress her hair. "Hey, don't cry. Old man Washington said not to look for any elixir, but I will go out and seek it. I won't return unless I have a way to ensure we both can live together forever."

"How long will that take? I am 34, Thor. A decade? I might just not be able to be a mother after that." She argued.

"Then... Wh-! Why is your nose bleeding?"

"What?" Jane quickly touched her nose and found blood dripping. "Must be some response to so much screaming."

*Pat!*

However, Thor simply held her in his arms and lifted her up. "I can not take risks. We are going to the hospital."

"Stop, it's just a nosebleed. I'm not dying." She fought back.

But Thor was Thor; his hold was tight. "What if you are dying? I don't want to lose you, Jane... and end up losing myself too."

When he said that, Jane shut up; her heart started to pound restlessly. She never knew that Thor saw her as someone so important. It shook her because she realized how selfish she was being. As much as it was hurting her, it was hurting him too.

She was worried about dying fast. Thor was probably worrying about living with the curse of her memory forever. ~And the fact that he is ready to have a child means he is prepared to live forever with my memory... How can I be so naive?~

She silently held his neck as they flew to the nearest hospital. There, because Thor was famous and he had some privileges from Shield, immediately all the tests were done.

MRI, Blood Tests, and anything they could do, they did it. By midnight, all the reports were given to them in the head doctor's office. From the face of the doctor, it was clear that it was not normal.

"I don't know how to say this, but I will not beat around the bush. Miss Jane Foster has breast cancer... stage four. And it appears to be expanding at a rapid speed never seen before in any such case.

"There is something causing it... some sort of radiation, probably?" The doctor explained.

Thor looked distraught. "Is it treatable?"

"At this stage, chances are near to none. Mister Thor... I would like to know, did you take Miss Jane outside Earth... maybe to your home anytime soon?" The doctor asked suddenly.

Thor frowned while nodding. "We go there every single week, wh... Oh!"

He jumped to his feet and blackened as if struck by a realization, a bad one at that. He looked at Jane's scared face, the love of his life, and the feeling of guilt took over him. "W-What have I done... using the Bifrost caused this... a mortal's body could not sustain so much radiation... I-I killed you, Jane... this is all me... what have I done..."

Jane quickly moved and hugged Thor. The doctor, noticing she was no longer needed, moved away to give her privacy.

"Thor, it was not just you. I was bugging you to show me Asgard, the cosmos, the planets. I-I don't blame you. I never will... I love you... I."

But Thor did not listen, and his mind had already decided whose fault it was. "You were right. How can a god be so foolish... I have disappointed you. I have harmed you... the woman I love. There is not enough punishment for the likes of me."

"Please stop this, Thor. Maybe there is still a chance to get this fixed. I will get my treatment started right now—don't worry." Jane rushed out to the Doctor with Thor and got herself registered.

Jane soon got hooked up with some medicines to keep her body healthy. It was turning night, so Thor decided to leave... albeit not to rest. "I will be back in a few hours, Jean. I will bring food with me; I will cook it."

"Haha, I guess I will have to go to the cafeteria then." She joked and kissed his hand that was resting on her face.

She was shocked at how they were fighting a few hours ago and now were acting like a married couple.

"I will be back," Thor said and left.

However, as soon as he walked out of the hospital, he summoned the Bifrost and arrived at Asgard. Without waiting, he went to his father to ask for help. "Father, Jane is sick... It's cancer, I need your help, or she won't survive."

"And that is why I did not approve of this union," Odin replied blankly.

Immediately, the idea dawned in Thor's head. His anger knew no bounds. "Y-You knew it? You still let it happen?"

"Fate must move uninterrupted, Thor. We may be called gods, but we're just a few powerful alien species."

"YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER! To hell with Asgard, to hell with your throne! If you could not even help your son be happy, you should be ashamed. And you say Fate? Then I shall go to the man who is—FATE!"

Thor rushed out of the castle and summoned the Bifrost back to Earth, to Mount Vernon.

Once he was gone, sudden claps rang in the palace hall. Odin looked back and found his daughter, mockingly smiling at him.

"Oh great Odin, yet again you proved to be the worst father out there."

"Hela... we are bound by laws."

"Indeed—laws that you made." She coldly replied.

...

Mount Vernon.

♫Raindrops are falling on my head.

And just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed

Nothing seems to fit

Those raindrops are falling on my head. They keep falling...♫

A beautiful old song was playing in the house while it rained outside. Hector and Diana were dancing closely, arms wrapped around each other and lips slamming on each other.

They were taking advantage that Moony and Fenris had gone to Japan.

The music was romantic and classic, slow enough to follow the rhythm. That was the beauty of old music.

"How about we take this to the bedroom?" Hector asked and lifted Diana from her hips, while she wrapped her meaty legs around his waist, still mauling his lips.

"No questions! Just do it!"

Hector did not speak and proceeded to move to the bedroom.

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!

However, their little fun was destroyed by the sudden knock on the door. Grunting, Diana climbed down and fixed her clothes. "Please just stop the universe from moving next time."

"Haha, good idea, dear." Hector moved to open the door, wondering who it was at this time.

"Thor?"

He was taken aback, however, as there was Thor, kneeling on the dirty floor, looking wet and his face lifeless. He put his hands together and pleaded, "Help me... please."

The emotions, the fear, and guilt reflected from the thunder god's eyes. Hector, hit by the scene, waved his hands and stopped the rain in an instant.

"Come inside and tell me what happened."

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