Marvel: My skills are a bit weird

“Really?”

“Of course, come on”

Hawkeye Barton glanced at his teammates who were watching the good show around, and immediately stood up and walked towards Mjolnir.

“There’s a good show to watch now!”

“Clinton, you’re not going well this week.”

Stark said seemingly seriously: “Even if you can’t take it, we won’t laugh at you.”

There was immediately a burst of knowing laughter around him, and when he was surrounding Hydra, he heard that Barton was careless and almost injured.

“Someone must have tried it.”

Barton looked at Thor, who nodded confidently.

In his impression, except for his father Odin and Charlotte, the hammer had not been lifted by anyone else, at least not by him.

“Ugh!”

Barton held the handle of Mjolnir with one hand, took a sharp breath, and lifted it up with all his strength, but Mjolnir was like a thing of ten thousand pounds, not moving.

“I still don’t understand how you did it”

Barton tried a few more times, but gave up self-deprecatingly.

“Feel our silent contempt”24

Stark did not miss this opportunity and immediately laughed.

“Come on, Stark”

Barton immediately shot back: “You have to try”

“Okay”

Stark did not shirk, stood up and unbuttoned his suit, and while walking towards Mjolnir, he said “maliciously”: “What is there to be afraid of such a fair game”

As soon as these words come out, it is equivalent to pulling everyone else into the water together, and others will also participate in this hammer-lifting competition, even if Stark really can’t lift it, but everyone can’t lift it either, so no one will laugh at anyone.

“yes”

“Let’s get started”

The Avengers immediately set their sights on Stark.

“Simple physics”

Stark gripped the handle of the hammer with both hands, turned to Thor and said, “By the way, if I raise the hammer, can I rule Asgard?”

“…..”

Thor glanced at the sleeping Charlotte again before he was sure, “Of course.”

Although it is not known why Charlotte could use his “Meow Hammer” last time in Asgard, Thor prefers to believe that Charlotte cheated with his magic.

“Then I must reintroduce the right of the first night”

Stark’s expression remained unchanged on the surface, but he secretly used force in his hand, but did not shake Mjolnir’s hammer in the slightest.

“……”

Stark let go of the hammer handle, straightened his suit, and said slowly: “Come back soon.”

After that, he walked out of the room under the strange gazes of everyone, and after a moment, Stark walked back, but with an extra armor of a steel suit in his hand.

Stark ignored everyone’s surprised eyes, equipped his left hand with the hand armor, and held the hammer handle again with one hand.

At the same time, the powerful propulsion function of the hand armor began to operate, and I wanted to lift the Mjolnir with explosive power, but the Mjolnir was completely strong, but Lao Tzu did not change you in the slightest.

“Rhodes, come and do me a favor”

Stark tried different poses before finally turning to foreign help.

So Rhodes was also equipped with hand armor, stood next to Stark, and held Mjolnir with both hand armor.

“Did you make any effort?”

“Who are you aiming for?”

“Just ask, hard!”

“Well, at the same time, force!”

In the end, Stark and Rhodes worked together, and finally….. Still failed!

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

After Stark and Rhodes, there were successive attempts on the field, Pietro, Banner, but all of them were one result.

Mjolnir says that you are all too weak!

Finally, it was Captain America’s turn to play.

“Come on, Captain”

Captain America rolled up his cuffs, gripped the handle of the hammer with both hands, and lifted it up with all his strength without seeming to heed.

“Squeak~”

Thor, who had been watching the show, suddenly changed a little, just now his “meow hammer” seemed to shake a little, but he soon breathed a sigh of relief, the “meow” hammer did not move the slightest, as if the shaking just now was just an illusion.

“Haha, still can’t”

Captain America shook his head, indicating that he was powerless, and Thor quickly took a sip of champagne to suppress his shock and smiled.

“Who else? Would you like to try it? ”

Stark and the others turned their attention to the ladies present, who had not yet played.

“Oh, no, our lady is not involved in this issue.”

Natasha and Hill refused, they didn’t want to go up and be ridiculed.

And Wanda was a little excited, but Natasha and they didn’t go up, and she couldn’t play anymore.

“Well, salute to our uncrowned king!”

Stark looked at Thor, who looked proud on the side, and continued: “But this is cheating!

Is there a fingerprint recognition system set on the handle, like a password permission, it is actually written on it is a person with Thor’s fingerprints?”

Stark was very skeptical of this problem, and the permissions must have been set on Mjolnir.

You know, Asgard’s technology is actually on the earth, such as S.H.I.E.L.D. many black technologies and operating systems that transcend the times, but in Asgard it is only a backward product that has been eliminated for hundreds of years.

“Well, your idea is indeed interesting, but my explanation is simpler”

Thor stood up, walked to his “meow hammer” with champagne, picked up the hammer and threw it, and said proudly: “You are not qualified enough”

The “Meow Hammer” is a symbol of his future king of Asgard, and not everyone is qualified to lift it.

513 pull down! ”

The Avengers have said that you are too, and they don’t talk about this here.

“Phew~”

Just as the Avengers were about to tease Thor, a harsh voice suddenly broke into everyone’s ears, causing discomfort.

“Tread…. Trample…. Tread….”

Intermittent footsteps came, and the Avengers quickly stood up and turned their heads to look at the sound, but when they saw the intruder, they looked a little shocked.

I saw a broken robot slowly walking out of the shadows, covered in scattered lines, faltering, and finally standing not far away.

“Qualification?!”

The robot’s blue electronic eyes turned slightly, scanned all the humans present, and retorted: “No! How can you be eligible? You are a bunch of murderers.”

“Stark?”

Captain America looked at the robot with a frown and questioned.

He could see that it was Stark’s Iron Soldier.

“Jarvis?”

And Stark was also full of doubts, Jarvis had never made such a mistake.

“I’m sorry, I’m asleep, or, I’m a dream myself”

The robot in front of him began to speak incoherently, and what he said made everyone confused.

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