Marvel Sun God

"Your Excellency the President has given me full authority to take charge of related matters. If you find someone to appeal, you can only find me. And with me, you can only get such an answer, Mr. Wilson. Either you are carrying debts and wandering around the world. I I can tell you very clearly that from this day on, you will no longer enjoy any normal citizenship treatment. Let alone use a credit card to make any luxury purchases. Even if you want to order a pizza, it is impossible. When personal credit is completely blackened, you will never get anything you want, not even one."

"Of course, you can also choose to cooperate with me, accept my recruitment, and become a member of my team. In this case, after you sign, your debt will be borne by the state. After we identify you After the help provided is enough to offset this debt, we will write off the debt. After that, you can live your little life with peace of mind, and no one will come to you again."

"How about it, have you considered it? Which one are you going to choose?"

Having said that, there is actually only one choice left to Deadpool.Although he was a little bit funny, there was still no problem in his mind.Therefore, he had no choice but to salute Maria again.

"Private Wade Wilson reports to you, sir."

Compared with the arrogant voice before, his voice now is simply the weak moan of the hanged person.However, it is normal for him to have such a reaction, and it would be surprising if he showed any other passion at this time.

In short, everything is under Maria Hill's control.And precisely because of this self-confidence in controlling everything, she also sat down on the sofa unwillingly at this time, and, like the owner of this house, asked Deadpool.

"Where is your wife? I want to talk to her about something."

"Xia Kola, she went shopping for groceries. Why, do you want to stay here for lunch? Sorry, our family has two meals a day, only breakfast and dinner, so I can’t keep you here. It’s lunch. But I can recommend a good restaurant for you, their large intestine sashimi is very good!"

The first thousand seven hundred and sixty-six chapters of the domestic violence scene

"Mr. Wilson, do you like to eat large intestine sashimi? Since you like it, I will arrange for the logistics department in the future to change all your meals to large intestine sashimi. I promise you can eat it every day and eat you Until you want to vomit!"

Maria Hill, who has been known for her cold face and ruthlessness since the era of S.H.I.E.L.D., certainly could not tolerate such a level of provocation from Deadpool.

For her, what Deadpool owes a rebellious guy is training.To make him obey his orders honestly, at the very least, he should be in awe of himself.She originally planned to plan this matter well in the next few days.But now that Deadpool hit him head-on, of course she couldn't be polite to him.

Large intestine sashimi, right? You like shit, right?I'll let you eat enough and see who we are crying and laughing in the end!

The woman who initiates the ruthlessness is not something ordinary people can withstand, and Deadpool didn't expect that his own mouthful for a while would actually provoke this end.

Although many people have said that his mouth smells like feces, but this does not mean that he really ate feces.He has no hobbies in this area, nor does he plan to cultivate them.So when faced with this level of threat from Maria Hill, he immediately admitted it.

"Pardon me, sir. My mouth just wasn't under my control at all, and I didn't know what I said. This is a mental illness, and the doctor said my illness is called mental retardation. Sir, even this Based on the principle of sympathizing with disadvantaged groups, you can't abuse me just because I am a mentally retarded person."

Not only did Deadpool be soft in language, he was also very thorough in action.He didn't even want any face, he already threw himself in front of Maria Hill, hugged her calf tightly, and pleaded with her.

Of course, it was pleading, but in Maria's eyes, the possibility of harassment was even greater.You hell, who would rub her face so desperately on her thigh when she begged.This is also the value of Deadpool's use, which makes it difficult for her to turn his face directly and blast a hole in his forehead with a gun.However, she is so fed up with such shameless behavior.

"Get off my lap, Wade Wilson, or don't blame me for being rude to you"

"You promise my terms first. Besides, sir, I have to say, your body is really good."

Maria Hill was furious, but Deadpool was enjoying it.And in such a special interaction, a cold voice suddenly blew through like the cold Siberian wind, and the originally cheerful Deadpool, who was as enthusiastic as a little wolf dog, was immediately frozen.

"My dear, what are you doing? Are you molesting other women behind my back?"

As if his neck was rusty, Deadpool took a lot of strength to twist his neck.When he saw Shakola who was standing in the corridor and looking at him blankly, his fingers began to tremble.

"Dear dear, you are back!"

Almost trying his best to swallow the saliva, the dead servant tremblingly greeted Shakola who was holding a lot of ingredients.And seeing his performance like this, Xia Kela's face also replied more gloomy.

"Yes, I'm back. It's just that I didn't expect to see such a scene when I got home. Wade, I've been so kind to you lately, so you have the illusion that you shouldn't have it . Or is there something wrong with your mind, have you forgotten my previous warning to you?"

"No, I don't. My dear, my heart for you is always sincere. Except for you, any other woman looks like a man in my eyes. Long legs, 36d, are actually just like long hair. The legs and chest muscles are not much different. Except you, dear. You are the only one in my eyes!"

Deadpool let go of Maria's thigh, and ran towards his wife like a little wolf dog in heat.In his mind, this should be a very romantic scene.There are flowers, there is applause, and there should even be pink lights.Xia Kola would be moved by her own tears, she would forget the things she had seen before.

This is a very beautiful idea, but it is only an idea.Because he thought so, it didn't mean that Shakola thought so too.

Deadpool's brain is sick, it's true.There are still cancer cells in his brain up to now.But Shakola has no such problem, as a vampire, and one of the original vampires.Her body is so good that it is almost impossible to have any lesions.It is basically impossible to expect the same problem in her mind as Deadpool.

Therefore, her expression is just a look of disgust.She even said that when Deadpool rushed towards her, she unceremoniously stretched out a hand and pressed Deadpool's head to prevent him from getting closer.

"My dear, don't think I am a fool. I am not so easily fooled by you."

"That is, someone was holding my thigh just now, and told me that I have a good body!"

Maria Hill who was watching the play suddenly threw out such a sentence, and when she heard this sentence, Shakola's eyes flashed, and her men immediately stopped showing mercy.

The original vampire, but Lilith's earliest creation with divine power, can compete with God's angels.In terms of strength alone, it is easy for Xia Ke to beat a hundred or ten deadpool people, and there is no problem at all.

The only thing Deadpool can rely on is his own magical immortality ability, and this ability is placed right now, in this family environment, at best, it is to let him persist for a while under the premise of domestic violence.

Just like now, with a bang, he was already hit by Xia Ke's head and hit the floor.And it seemed that she was still a little uncomfortable, and Shakola directly kicked again and kicked his chest fiercely.

The huge force directly slammed the chest cavity, and the bones and internal organs mixed with minced meat splashed and flew like a squashed water ball.

Under such a heavy injury, although Deadpool will not die, it is inevitable to lie down for a period of time in shock.And seeing this violent domestic violence scene right now, even Maria Hill, who was the initiator, couldn't help feeling stunned.

She has seen domestic violence, but she has not seen domestic violence of this degree.If this is placed in an ordinary home, it can be directly convicted of murder and crimes against humanity, but in this special family, this seems to be the norm?

Muttering in her heart, Maria Hill put a dangerous label on Shakola.And just when she was about to reveal her identity and formally negotiate with Shakola.However, Xia Kola asked her first.

"Who are you? I haven't seen you around here. Prostitute? No, this bastard Wade is not so courageous yet, dare to call a whore at home. That's when he fools around with some of his bastard friends. He has such courage. Say, who are you? Don't blame me for being rude to you if you don't tell me clearly!"

Having seen Shakola's previous violent methods, it is of course impossible for Maria Hill to hide her identity at this time.She didn't have the ability of Deadpool, if Xia Kela beat her, she would die.

Died before leaving the school.She didn't want this kind of thing to happen to her.So immediately, she explained her identity to Xia Kola.

"I'm Maria Hill, the vice president of this country. I came to Mr. Wade Wilson because I have a confidential task I want to give him!"

Protecting himself in the name of Vice President, although a little shameful.But compared to being hammered here as a prostitute, it was still a result she could accept.

When she heard Maria Hill report herself to her family like this, Shakola, who was still squeezing her fist and wanted to give her a good-looking Shakla, immediately gave up her plan.

In any case, their family still depends on Wade's salary to support.Although Shakola didn't have her own way to get more money, but she just wanted to be a housewife quietly, but she didn't have the idea of ​​destroying her current peaceful life.So, even though she was angry, she gave up the idea of ​​using violence to solve problems.

"Vice President? Well, madam, your background is so big that I don't dare to do it easily. But I think I need an explanation. Even if you are the vice president, you can't just hook up with other people's husbands. My bastard looks like an egg scalded by cigarette butts, but anyway, he belongs to me. What I hate the most is that others move my things casually, so you better give me an explanation. Otherwise, even if it is. I can't do anything to you, but I can guarantee that your lace news will definitely appear in the newspaper the next day!"

Public opinion offensive?Well, this may work, but it may not be as effective as Shakola thought.One of the benefits of centralized power is that they no longer have to compromise on the so-called sound of a dish.It can be said that as long as Maria disregards her reputation, she can use any means to do whatever she wants.

But the problem is, as a woman, she must be concerned about her reputation.So at the moment, she explained to Xia Kola.

"You misunderstood, Ms. Wilson. I came to Deadpool because I had a confidential task that he needed to complete. And the reason why he showed that appearance, I think it's all because of his personal reasons, and it is nothing like me. Relationship. I don’t have any interest in a guy who is slick, bad-mouthed, and completely disregarded. So as long as you can take care of your gentleman, I don’t think we will have any misunderstanding!"

"Wade, is that like this?"

He glanced at the Deadpool who had awakened behind him and was trying to push the broken internal organs into his stomach.Xia Kola knocked his head with her back heel, and then questioned Deadpool.

"Yes, there is nothing wrong with what she said, dear. My love for you can be learned from the sun and the moon, and I will never betray you!"

It is estimated that such domestic violence has not happened so rarely that Wade can give a complete set of answers without even stopping.

Of course, a woman's jealousy cannot be dismissed so easily.So Shakola is still asking.

"Then why do you hold her thigh and praise her for her good figure? I have never heard you say such things to me!"

"Please, my dear, look at what you wear all day, and then look at other people. They are the standard uniforms, the ones that show your figure. What about you? You wear undershirts and trousers like this all day, lazy and don't even care about your hair. How can I praise you. Seriously, you should really contact Little Spider's wife more. You know, Little Spider's fiancee wears sexy underwear when he comes home!"