Marvel superheroes in Huaxia

Within Liao Province.

“Look, that’s the Hulk.”

“Invincible Hulk Hulk!”

“Groove, Hulk actually came to the Northeast?”

“Why does he only have one arm?”

“Groove, I remembered. Some time ago, there was a grapevine rumor that the Hulk let a female swordsman go in the capital and broke one of his arms. ”

“Really, I remembered too. Didn’t the expert refute the rumor, saying that it was a rumor. ”

“How could it be a rumor, specifically, true. It must be that the official doesn’t want us to know that there are super strong people in Huaxia, right? ”

“I’m a big grass, it’s really real. Hulk alas. ”

“The superheroes who used to be high up were added to countless auras. Hey, how do you feel bored after seeing it up close now? ”

“What is he doing? At…… Memorize, memorize words? ”

“No, that’s like learning Chinese!”

“……”

Listening to the chatter around him, Hulk just wanted to cry.

I don’t know how deep the water is. In particular, it was really a halo plus, and unconsciously he was held on the altar, and now, the higher he stands, the more painful it is.

When I first came to Huaxia, I was beaten half to death by a female swordsman, and I was seriously injured before anyone saw it. This is simply too self-respecting.

Hulk took a deep breath, forcibly did not listen to the comments of passers-by, just stared closely at the ‘learn Chinese from scratch’ in his hand and pondered seriously, muttering, Hulk is going crazy, and roared up to the sky:

“Why is Chinese so difficult, aaaaaa

“It was raining today to ride a bike and I almost fell on a slippery road. Fortunately, I reacted quickly and grabbed it. Q: What kind of behavior did I use to not fall? …… Oh my God, how do I know. Who’s special! Fak! Even buy ka! What exactly is the story in this passage? ”

The Hulk cried and fell to his knees and beat his head furiously.

He really wanted to stop learning in one breath, but when he thought of the Huaxia people he had contacted in recent days, he had a faint feeling; Huaxia warriors originally looked down on foreigners and thought that foreigners were barbarians. If you don’t know Chinese anymore, I’m afraid that your path to worship your teacher will be extended indefinitely.

Can’t speak Chinese, how to become stronger?

After suffering for a long time, Hulk continued to pick up the book and read it, even if it was difficult, he had to grit his teeth and insist, didn’t he?

Looking at the second question, the stubbornness that was finally bulged up disappeared in an instant, and the eyes turned black:

“Today I went to buy tofu, and I asked the boss: How much money is tofu?

Boss: Two pieces.

Me: Two pieces in one?

Boss: One piece.

Me: Two pieces in one piece?

Boss:…. Two pieces.

Me: Two pieces a piece, is that five cents a piece?

Boss:??? (The fight started…) ）

In order not to let the boss and the customer gather to fight, then the question arises: how much is tofu? ”

Hulk looked at this question in a daze for a long time. This fierce man covered in green shed tears of grievance. The two-meter-five-meter-tall body sat on a chair next to the road, holding his head in his hands and whimpering softly….

Passers-by looked sideways, and they were a little sympathetic for a while: “He is so pitiful.” ”

“It’s like learning Chinese.”

“Well, I can’t help but think of the pain of learning English as a child. But when I saw him like this, I was so happy! ”

“Ahahaha, finally someone collapsed when they learned Chinese.”

“……”

Ignoring the ridicule of passers-by, Hulk suffered for a long time, picked up the book and continued to learn Chinese.

At the same time, the White Queen also went all the way south.

Sitting on the high-speed train, passers-by looked sideways at the White Queen, causing countless exclamations.

In the past, if watched and admired, the White Queen was very proud to enjoy this feeling. But now, she just panicked.

Just came to Huaxia, let a female swordsman beat the intestines through the belly. What diamondization, what mind control, is a paper tiger.

In this country where Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, every step is a strong person, she now suddenly feels that the admiration and worship around her are all ironic ridicule.

I simply closed my eyes and didn’t look. Don’t listen.

Finally, out of Tsubaki Train Station. The white queen stood at the entrance of the busy station with a snakeskin pocket, and for a while, she didn’t know where to go.

“How do I contact Natasha?”

“How… How to find the strong? How can you be taken in by the strong? ”

The White Queen pondered for a long time, looked at a man passing by in a Ferrari, and secretly said in her heart, This kind of local rich people should know more things, right?

Hesitating, the White Queen immediately used her spiritual power to read his memory. Although it is not effective for warriors, it is stable for ordinary people.

A moment later, the White Queen’s eyes flashed with shock:

“Oh my God, Natasha’s brother is the strongest in Tsubaki?”

“Is it a warrior? Really a warrior? ”

“Today, you want to have a decisive battle between Tsubaki Mountain and Hong Shengyu, the bearer of Tsubaki Hongfist?”

“Qin Wu wants to lose?”

“Tsubaki Mountain…”

The White Queen muttered, and the wind rushed to the taxi: “Trouble to Tsubaki Mountain.” ”

The driver glanced at her strangely and said to himself, “What’s the situation today?” Why did you go all to Tsubaki Mountain? Tsubaki Mountain is surrounded by water…”

When the White Queen heard this, she groaned in her heart, it seems that there are still many people in Huaxia who know about the warrior. But why has there been no definite news from foreign countries? Never known? Huaxia people… Just that low-key?

Today, there is a good show to watch.