Marvel superheroes in Huaxia

Weibo, a headline that quickly became popular, became the most popular title in the history of Weibo.

The number of people participating in the discussion exceeded 100 million. Some netizens who have not been on Weibo for a long time, in order to have a more detailed understanding, specially downloaded Weibo to participate in the discussion.

– “Are Chinese warriors stronger than superheroes?”

As soon as this title came out, a stone suddenly stirred up a thousand waves. The Internet all over the world is boiling.

“It must be that superheroes are more powerful.”

“Superheroes are strong people who have fought off aliens.”

“No, it must be that the warrior is more powerful. Because, the whole world has established the Armed Forces Bureau, but the superhero has only one shabby Avengers. Offices are not fixed. ”

“And superheroes are unstable, and the strength levels in them cannot be divided, and each has its own magical powers.”

“What kind of organization and group are the warriors? Why suddenly, warriors appeared all over the world. ”

“I used to only know the legends of warriors, but few people took them seriously. I just thought that it was just a legend, but I didn’t expect that the warrior turned out to be real, which is incredible. ”

“Similarly, I used to think that warriors were just legendary figures. Or the current mythical martial artist. But I didn’t think that it really existed. ”

“Then Sammo Hung, Chen Long, are they considered martial artists?”

“Definitely not, they’re just stars. I heard that Jia Zidan went to the Shape-Yimen to learn from the teacher. 、”

“Is the Metamorphosis Gate strong?”

“Very strong…”

“How strong is it? How many warriors are there in Huaxia? ”

“……”

Countless people participated in the discussion.

And all TV stations in the country have all set up variety shows about warriors in order to rub the heat.

In fact, the TV station does not know what a warrior is, they can only respond to the call of the country and the overall situation, and carry out some conjectures and entertainment.

On this day, Xiangtan Satellite TV launched a large-scale outdoor program with real people, called – Where Did the Warrior Go.

As soon as the program was broadcast, the whole country paid attention.

The host of the program is He Ling, and He Ling took some stars of Xiangtan Satellite TV, Hua Dan, constantly visiting Shaolin Temple, some traditional martial arts sects in Wudang Mountain, or visiting folk masters. A story was launched in which celebrities and people who practiced martial arts lived together for three days and three nights to learn martial arts.

As soon as the program was broadcast, Huaxia boiled.

In the first issue, He Ling took Wu Yifan and Huang Zitao to the Tagou Martial Arts School.

The martial arts teacher of Tagou Martial Arts School welcomed the three of them in a friendly manner, and then led them to join the daily life of the martial arts school…

The three stars followed diligently, but while studying, they cried bitterly and tired.

Especially Wu Yifan, who burst into tears several times during his martial arts practice, said that Xiwu was too bitter and did not practice. But he was taught by the master of the martial arts school that he had to squat for half an hour. During the festival, Wu Yifan directly turned his face and scolded the martial arts school teacher.

The atmosphere of the show fell into embarrassment.

All netizens were hotly discussed:

“Why don’t you want to practice martial arts like this?”

“But the teacher of the martial arts school is too much, my family has already worked very hard, and I have been squatting for ten minutes. I didn’t practice martial arts before, why did I have such high requirements for my family’s sails? ”

“Hehe, martial arts, but that’s it. Really can’t understand why the state created the Armed Preparedness Bureau? ”

“Ma Dan, take a look, it’s all flower fist embroidered legs. Has the State set up an institution specifically for these people? ”

“If that person goes into the ring and goes to the UFC of other countries, he is estimated to be killed, right?”

“With all due respect, I always thought warriors were mysterious. But I didn’t expect it to be so rubbish, is this a warrior? The country is now hot for warriors, but when the TV program visits, why is it so weak? Isn’t it just some flower racks, this is a warrior? That Lao Tzu is also a warrior. ”

“I suspect that the Armed Forces Bureau has any political significance?”

“Wu Yifan is too special garbage, people who practice martial arts have to work hard. Call Nima. ”

“The drama also wants to invade my Huaxia Martial Dao? Have you come into contact with real martial arts? Just beep right here? ”

“……”

Xiangtan Satellite TV’s ‘Where Are the Warriors Going’ was broadcast and received a great response. 、

There was a national outcry.

What’s new, is this a warrior?

This is also too weak, right?

Before everyone thought, is the warrior different from what we all understand? Is there something more mysterious?

But after searching, everyone discovered, what is the difference between this and the kind we imagined? All are flower racks, all without real combat skills. Many experts have done analysis, if the warriors of Huaxia are placed in the WWE or UFC ring in the United States, I am afraid that they will be killed in an instant.

“This is the warrior?”

“Hahaha, it’s just so funny, I’ll see if there are still warriors blowing, and whether there is a patriotic blow.”

“Sure enough, Western boxing is king. Boxing is king. What shit warrior? ”

“Haha, Wu Yifan quarreled with the martial arts school teacher, and actually pushed the martial arts school teacher and pushed him back three steps. The martial arts teacher is only at this level, and the martial artist is not strong. The UFC laughed and said nothing. ”

“Huaxia people, open your dog’s eyes and go to the UFC, that’s called fighting and fighting. In every UFC fight, the fighters in the octagon have blue noses and swollen faces. Look at Huaxia’s garbage warriors, special, with protective gear all over the body, and special scores? The fight is soft, one down, even the nosebleed can’t be beaten hahaha. How dare this special also be called a warrior? ”

“Guys, your understanding of warriors is misunderstood. Like the domestic martial arts style in the ring, it is called sanda. Warriors are all killed with real swords and guns. ”

“Upstairs,. Isn’t it illegal to kill? It’s also real knives and guns,. IMHO, Chinese warriors are all rubbish. None of them really hit. That kind of routine flower rack, can hit people? People’s Western boxers, which one is not straight and straight and recruits the enemy? ”

“Tell a joke. Warriors, armed forces, can they be compared with superheroes? Hahaha. Laughed me to death. ”

“Official warrior blows. No way, Huaxia is like this, not recognizing his reality. ”

“……”

The whole of China fell into crazy discussions and heated discussions.

Obviously, as soon as the Armed Forces Bureau was exposed, everyone thought that it was as fierce as a tiger.

As a result, I saw where the martial artist of Xiangtan Satellite TV went, and I watched the program called Wulin Feng. Then make a comparison with the UFC in the United States.

Everyone in the country was suddenly insulting.

What’s the point, this is a warrior?

Such garbage can also set up a separate institution, and the authority is still so great?

Who gave Huaxia courage?

Who gave Huaxia the courage to set up a separate institution specifically for these Huaxia warriors who did not dare to play in the UFC?

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