Marvel: The Convergence Of Souls

-- I forgot to do this

Whos in his head - Madara, Itachi, Kurama, Orochimaru, Danzo Shimura, Obito, Minato, Kisame, Kakuzu, Shikamaru, Kakashi, Naruto, Shiro Emiya, Edward Elrich, Escanor, and Meliodas --

"What do you mean backup? Do you know the driver?" Pete asked, confused.

"Yeah, he is someone... I know. But anyway trust me he won't hurt us, but he will try and run them over!" I said with a smile. I hadn't had this much fun in ages! I mean getting your robot servant to drive over some pesky pig's that have been annoying you. So much fun!

"NO! I hate Flash and his friend's, but they don't deserve to be run over." Peter said aghast.

"I was just kidding Pete. He'll just give Flash and his friends a fright." I lied easily. If Pete hadn't objected, I would have totally wanted to see them be run over. He seemed to relax at that visibly. But he was still a bit tense.

"Jarvis Flash wants to be a professional Basketball player. Because he wants to be a professional, he needs to have good stamina and speed. Why don't you chase him around the block five times and whenever he slows down, you start driving at him full speed again?" I said with an evil grin.

"Yes, Sir." Came a voice from collar. Hiding an earpiece in my ear would be easy to notice and might affect my hearing. So I implanted a Microphone and speaker into my collar.

"WOW! Cool dude that must have cost a fortune!" Pete seemed excited as we walked by a running and screaming Flash and friends.

"Help Parker! Come on whatever your name is help us please!" Flash yelled out while huffing. All of his other friends turned around and agreed.

"Did you hear something, Pete?" I asked with a smirk.

"No must have been your imagination," Pete said back with a smirk of his own.

"Ahh silly me. My imagination always likes to run wild. You know what I mean?" I said with a sagely nod.

"Ahh yes. So do you want to go grab Pizza and then head over to my place? Pizza's on me." Pete asked, ignoring the screams of Flash and his friend's.

"Sure sounds great. That other thing I had on can wait." I said with a smirk.

After that, we went to go grab Pizza, and Pete introduced me to his aunt and uncle.

-- With the important thing he had on --

"DAMN THAT MADARA!" Fury yelled at the top of his lungs. "THIS IS A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY, AND HE STILL COMES LATE? HE'S AS BAD AS HIS BROTHER!"

"I wonder how Fury's doing? Knowing him, he is probably yelling his lung's out. HAHAHAHA!" I laughed to myself while in my Lamborghini on my way to a top-secret shield facility which Fury had set as our rendezvous point.

I waited for 20 minutes and then arrived. I headed inside to find a raging Fury flipping a desk over. "Fury what did that desk ever do to you? And why are you so mad?" I ask innocently.

"WHY? CAUSE I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU FOR 2 HOURS! CAUSE A GREEN MONSTER IS CURRENTLY ON THE LOOSE AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HELL HE IS!" Fury yelled at me.

"Oh, I see. Fair enough. You see I was eating Ramen with Naruto and he took off without paying. I didn't have any money, so I had to wash the dishes." I told him with a straight face.

'Huh, why is this my fault?' Naruto asked confused.

I ignored him.

"Who the hell is Naruto? I have 20 people trying to spy on you at all time - trying is the point here as you are one slippy bastard - but I have never heard about a Narut." Fury said deadpanning.

"Just a cute little Genin of mine. Anyway about that big green guy you were talking about?" I asked him.

'What I am not your Genin!' Naruto protested.

'Now now Naruto treat my direct disciple with respect. As your instructor's direct disciple, he can call himself your instructor as well.' Kakashi defended me.

'WHAT! That's not how it works! Dad help me!' Naruto whɨnėd.

'I think no matter what I say, we can't beat those two. They are immune to logic somehow. And all argument's are lost on them.' Minato said.

'That's not very nice Minato. Apologize to us, or we will mind tickle you.' I threatened.

'NO! Never speak of that again. I am sorry.' Minato apologized quickly. Since they technically felt and saw everything I did, I could tickle myself, and they would laugh so hard. I was immune to it, but Minato seemed to be so sėnsɨtɨvė to tickling. Naruto had also inherited that, and it was so funny to hear them begging me to stop.

Edward was also sort of ticklish and surprisingly Danzo was to. Never would have guessed.

'My friend's why don't we just settle down and focus on the situation at hand? I see something very profitable here, and we can use it for the greater good.' Dumbledore said once again spewing stuff about the greater good.

'Your catchphrase is [for the greater good] isn't it?' Meliodas asked with a twinge of amusement in his voice.

'I do not know what you are talking about.' Dumbledore replied.

"Yes, that big green guy is currently somewhere. He was spotted heading towards New York, and since that's where your headquarters are, we thought you might be interested in helping." Fury said, still mad.

"Yeah, sure I already know where he is. Bye!" I replied, stood up, and headed out under Fury's stupefied gaze.

'Haha, I have had a crow or a shadow clone watching him for the past 14 years! Of course, I know where he is!' I laughed in my head.

But what is more important than that big green booger right now is finding Sterns and saving him. Also, I want to control the Abomination and not have it destroy Harlem, so when I recruit it, it won't drag my reputation down. I had already set up a 'rehabilitation' center in New York. Currently, over 150 people went there all of them being brainwashed to act normal and be loyal to me.

'Today is the Hulk. Tomorrow Spiderman is born. And next week is my interdimensional mission. Life is becoming much more entertaining now!'