Marvel's Humanoid Magic Weapon

"Alien, if you are looking for trouble, you are obviously looking for the wrong person!"After Stark put on the Iron Man suit, he opened his mask, confidently raised his steel arm, and an energy bomb was ready to go.

"Hey."Fang Tian saw that Stark was so confident and pressed a button.

An interstellar cannon on the battleship was loaded. The next moment, the blue energy cannon blasted through the tempered glass of the villa and hit Stark. All of Stark's suit melted away immediately, leaving only a thin T-shirt.

"All right! you win!"Stark raised his hand, without hesitating for a second in front of reality, he was scared.

"I am the prince of pantsless people from the great planet of pantsless people. My mission is to collect the pants of all civilizations in the universe and take off their pants! Hurry or I'll open fire."Fang Tian shouted to Stark with a voice changer.

"What? Take off your pants?"Stark was dumbfounded. This was the first time he had seen such a weird alien.

"Hurry or you'll open fire!"Fang Tian burst into laughter, and controlled the interstellar gun barrel on the battleship to rotate, aiming at Stark.

"Shit, what kind of alien is this? So perverted?"Stark gritted his teeth and looked at the cannon barrel that was thicker than his head and hesitated.

At first, he was frightened by the approaching battleship, but now he thought about it, there were aliens in the universe coming to the earth, and Qia Qia fell in front of him and blasted away the steel suit with one shot, but he didn't suffer any harm. If he could blast away the steel suit with one shot, it would be easy to turn him into gas. Such an alien could actually be so mischievous as to kill someone. Take off your pants?

How high is the probability?

Stark shivered in the cold wind and plucked up the courage:"Is this a prank?"

"mischief? You actually said that His Highness the Prince's great mission was a prank? Earthling, you pissed me off! Be reduced to ashes in the fire!"With the buzzing sound, the energy cannon gradually charged up, and the muzzle lit up with a dazzling light.

"etc!"Stark's soul emerged.

Before he could finish his plea for mercy, the energy cannon exploded.

"Could it be that the genius Stark, the man with the highest IQ in the world, was going to die like this?"At the last moment, Iron Man didn't forget to show his narcissism.

Bah!

The energy ball exploded, and Stark's body was burnt black, and his hair stood up.

Green smoke curled up.

"Take pictures, take pictures."Fang Tian burst out laughing. He used the camera equipment on the battleship to take clear photos of Stark, who was all charred. He wanted to take these photos and submit them to all the famous newspapers in the world.

"Hahaha, billionaire Iron Man Tony Stark was showing off at home in broad daylight, but he was struck by lightning, hahaha!"Fang Tian turned off the voice changer and laughed.

When Stark heard Fang Tian's voice, his body trembled as if he was struck by lightning, and an expression of disbelief appeared on his black face.

"Fang Tian! It's you, you bastard!"He was furious.

Fang Tian parked the battleship in the open space outside Stark's villa, then opened the hatch and walked out of the battleship with Howard the Duck.

"I'll fight you!"Stark blushed like a tomato and rushed towards Fang Tian with a yell.

"You'd better change your clothes first. If you pretend to be cool in broad daylight and get struck by lightning, Stark, you're going to be famous."Fang Tian laughed loudly

"wait for me!"Stark wiped the black ash on his face, and finally couldn't lose face. He ran back to the villa to change clothes.

When he came out after changing clothes, he didn't know what he thought of. He even forgot about the prank he had just received. , looking at the outside of the villa with bright eyes

"Where did you get the space battleship? It looks like high-end goods at first glance. It’s not at the same level as the spaceship I built for you."

"This is the space battleship that I stole from an imperial civilization in the universe, and I also grabbed several ships."Iron Man didn't mention what happened just now. Fang Tian was naturally happy. He briefly introduced the civilization in the galaxy and his experience in the galaxy.

"You are awesome!"Stark was dumbfounded when he heard this.

This man went to the Milky Way. Not only did he rob a planet and become its master, he also robbed a dozen warships from the Kree, the largest civilization in the Galaxy, and brought them back. It was really awesome.

Fortunately, Fang God has not yet mentioned his conflict with the Kree Empire, and he almost killed the accuser Ronan, the second most powerful figure in the Kree Empire. He also traveled through five thousand timelines and severely tricked the overlord of the galaxy, Thanos, which made the two of them want to Eating his flesh and crushing his bones has created a big problem for the Earth.

Otherwise, I'm afraid Stark will have to destroy him on behalf of the Earth.

"Can you give me a space battleship? Want me to hack his technology? You don’t know that in the more than three months since you left the earth, I have cracked the technology of the Destruction Armor replica that you brought back from Asgard! You can create a super steel suit in no time! I've named him 'Superman Suit'’"

As soon as Stark talked about technology, he immediately started talking non-stop, and specifically mentioned the name of the 'Superman Suit', as if he was very honored.

"Okay, okay, we can talk about this later. This space battleship is yours."Fang Tiantian is in the mood to talk to Stark about these things. He is still waiting to meet his wife whom he has not seen for three months..

"And you have the nerve to talk about the spaceship you built? I was almost killed by you. That iron lump was completely scrapped after two interstellar jumps, leaving me paralyzed in the universe. I haven't even bothered you yet!"Fang Tian thought of his experience in the universe and hummed.

"The technology is immature and immature. You took a nude photo of me and we are even!"Stark touched his head in embarrassment.

"Master, who is this pumpkin head? He looks so ugly and talks so much nonsense."Fang Tian and Stark kept chatting. Howard the Duck next to Fang Tian was a little dissatisfied and complained.

"Fang Tian, ​​where did you find a clown wearing a duck coat?"Stark looked at Howard the Duck in surprise and asked.

"Ada! Look at my duck feet!"Howard was furious. He was originally unhappy with this pumpkin face. When he heard this, he immediately used his martial arts, flew up, kicked Stark in the face, and kicked Stark away.

Stark got up from the ground after a while, leaving a mark of duck webs on his face.

"You are the clown, and your whole family is a clown!"After kicking Stark away, still not satisfied, Howard scolded him unforgivingly.

"Real duck?"Stark covered his face and was even more surprised. This turned out to be a real talking duck.

"This is a pet I found in the universe. He comes from another parallel earth, but the creatures on that earth are all ducks. Well, his name is Howard the Duck. I will leave it to you to take care of for the time being. By the way, he is still a parallel earth. My first genius is similar to you. There must be a lot of topics to talk about between you."

Fang Tianguo handed over Howard the Duck, the troublemaker, to Stark, turned into a ray of light and disappeared into the sky, and returned to his Osborn Building.

"The first genius? A duck?"Stark was still a little confused, staring at Howard with big eyes.

"What are you looking at? Have you ever seen such a handsome duck? There is no courtesy at all, and you haven’t prepared bath water for me. I want to take a bath. By the way, since this is the earth, there must be a red bar. I want the most special one, even if I don’t have red wine and champagne."

When Howard saw Fang Tian leaving, the arrogant energy in his bones was immediately released. He looked arrogantly like a nobleman and looked at Iron Man with his little eyes while walking towards the villa, completely treating him as a servant.

"Is this a duck or an uncle? Why are you more... shameless than me?"Stark looked at Howard the Duck entering the villa and was speechless.