Marvel's Planeswalkers

In the desert, Li Feng, who was wearing sunglasses, felt that his brain was about to dry out. He looked up at the slowly rising sun, suddenly clasped his hands together and prayed: "What the hell, brother, please pull the sun away." some."

After a while, the sun was still the same sun, even rising gradually, causing the air to become slightly distorted.

no response? Is my praying posture wrong? .Li Feng scratched his head, made trumpet costumes with his hands, and shouted loudly towards the sun: "Brother, don't just beat the little monster (Apophis), look at me, look at me. As a fire-kang man, I'm in a mess." Master, it’s almost cooked~”

As he spoke, Li Feng pointed at the young couple (Horus and Hathor) who were having a tantrum in the distance, and said: "Your grandson's brain is sunburned, and he is trying to reason with a woman. I'm afraid he will have to sleep on the sofa at night. For the sake of your great-grandson’s early arrival, and also to cool down Horus’ overheated brain, can you put away the sun and give us a cool cloudy day?”

Baker covered his face and pretended he didn't know Li Feng with a look of disgust on his face. He pulled Saya a few steps behind and said silently in his heart: Damn it, I'm just talking to you.

As the sun gradually shone in the sky, the only trace of cool morning breeze disappeared. Li Feng felt the heat wave that was steaming him, and he moaned innocently: "Oh, okay, I will be happy, brother."

As he spoke, Li Feng wiped the unnecessary sweat, ordered the big white snake to coil up into a ball to block the sun, and tore off a mouthful of 'cat food' from the floating roasted snake meat and handed it to Baker and Saya, saying: "This thing is very expensive. "Come on, don't swallow it in one gulp, take it in small sips, and savor it slowly. Otherwise, if you brag about eating divine food but can't tell the specific taste, you will be thrown into the bottom of the Nile and never be recovered."

Hehe, Baker took the snake meat with both hands and said thank you respectfully. When he was about to taste it carefully, he found that the big white snake stared at him and Saya with its eyes wide open.

No, to be precise, the White Snake was staring at the fragrant roasted snake meat in their hands?

What the hell? Does the big white snake want to eat its own flesh? This must be a mentally retarded snake. As absurd thoughts arose, Baker moved his steps to block the big white snake's eyes from peeking at Saya. He then pulled the sleeves of Li Feng who was eating and asked Shanshan: "Oh Lord Sting, could you please, er, ask your pet to stop staring at Saya all the time? Its two lantern-like eyes make me scared."

"Me too." Saya, who was hiding behind Baker, glanced at the white snake with half of her face exposed, and said timidly to Li Feng.

Baker turned around and smiled slightly, took Saya's little hand and comforted her softly: "Don't be afraid, I'm here."

Li Feng raised his head and looked at the dog man and woman who were spreading dog food, and suddenly felt that the roasted snake in his hand no longer tasted good: Bah, you dog man and woman are not letting anyone eat anymore.

After spitting, Li Feng said angrily: "I think the big eyes are quite nice, especially hanging on the bedside. They are absolutely on point."

After all, Li Feng still controlled the white snake to turn its head and look away.

Who knows if eating too much dog food will make the white snake suffer from rabies? If it bites Baker and Saya to death, where can Li Feng go to reason with him? You must know that Baker is the key figure in breaking into the Pyramid of Set.

Hanging on the bedside? Baker shivered inexplicably. He couldn't imagine what it felt like to have huge vertical pupils staring at him as he fell asleep every night.

He was probably either crazy or had a heart attack and died with a burp.

On the other side, Horus was convinced that Hathor was not a hunter sent by Set. At the same time, he understood some truths as he tried to reason with women.

For example, it is difficult to raise only women and villains, and it is also like saying nothing without speculation.

Not only could he not be able to talk to Hathor, but he was getting angrier as he talked. What the hell is this? Horus ended the emotional conversation angrily, walked towards Li Feng with his long legs and asked for breakfast.

Li Feng patted his round belly, burped, handed the remaining roasted snake meat to Horus, and asked, "Man, where does this bitch come from? What does a Western hostess mean?"

"The West refers to the underworld, and Hathor once became the guardian of the undead as a living person. She is the eldest sister among the gods of death, so the underworld likes to call her mistress."

Horus, who had taken the snake meat, had just finished speaking when Hathor followed him and took the snake meat away without ceremony. He frowned and said, "Aha, you are talking about me."

Hathor didn't care whether there was Horus's saliva on the snake meat, and took a big bite. He looked at Li Feng charmingly, and said with a half-smile: "Master, if you want to understand me, you must first know that the underworld belongs to the west." , but there is more than just the underworld in the West."

Li Feng nodded. This is easy to understand. Many countries such as South Korea and Vietnam belong to Asia, but when talking about Asia, it does not only refer to these countries.

Hathor continued: "The underworld in the west is classified as a safe zone because of the gods, but the rest... haha, are all occupied by demons."

"Mage, I know what you are thinking," before Li Feng could ask his doubts, Hathor said to himself: "You want to know that there are only gods in Egypt but no mages, but how do I, as the Egyptian God of Love, get this? You know the profession of mage, right?”

Li Feng raised his eyebrows and made a gesture of invitation, signaling Hathor to continue performing.

"Apophis is both the snake of the underworld and a brainless demon. He can travel through layers of void to fight with the god Ra. Why can't other demons go to other worlds to play?"

After eating the last bite of snake meat, Hathor grabbed Baker and used his clothes to wipe the oil on his hands, saying: "And since I have the ability to compete for the identity of the hostess, how can I not be able to travel to other worlds?"

"Little mage, I may have seen more of the world than you know,"

After saying that, Hathor walked up to the big white snake, his pupils flashed with divine power and ordered: "Little darling, you are a good mount."

Compared with the world I have seen? you sure? Li Feng pursed his lips with disdain, rolled his eyes at Hathor, who easily turned over and jumped onto the big white snake, and said to Horus: "Let me state in advance that I do not agree with domestic violence, but your mother-in-law is really too much, so she needs to be beaten. , otherwise, if you can bear it by having to go up to your house every three days, your house won’t be able to bear it either.”

Before Horus could say anything, Hathor snorted coldly and said: "Come on, don't think I am a weak woman now, and I will even forcefully return to the West the moment I take off my protective bracelet, but please use your brain and think about it. How can a weak woman who looks so delicious survive in the West where there are so many demons?”

Obviously it won't just rely on beauty.

Hathor just said that the powerful Demon King Apophis is actually a fool with no brains.

Not to mention those demons with little strength, they are obviously idiots who ignore beauty and only know how to eat, drink, and sleep.

So, the real situation is that Horus can’t defeat you? Li Feng blinked blankly, and suddenly recalled that in some mythological versions, for some reasons, the god Ra gave Hathor the 'divine eye' that symbolized the majesty and burning power of the sun.

Hathor, who obtained the 'divine eye', immediately transformed into the tyrannical female war goddess Sekhmet.

If the god Ra hadn't drunk Sekhmet at the critical moment and took the opportunity to restore her into the beautiful goddess Hathor, this man would have almost knocked the world apart.

Whether it is Hathor, whose strength was infinitely weakened by leaving the West, or the mythical female war goddess Sekhmet, both show that the seemingly delicate Hathor is actually a sealed and violent woman, a hidden boss. ?

I can't afford to offend him. Li Feng jumped up and patted Horus on the shoulder, saying sympathetically: "Poor baby, it's not good to fall in love with someone. It's really hard for you."

With that said, Li Feng jumped on the snake's back, and cast a spell to pull Baker and Saya, who were suppressing their laughter, onto the snake's back, and asked: "Captain Horus, the doormat, how should we sail next?"

You guys, you guys, you guys don’t know how good my Hathor was at pleasing me.

It’s a pity ~ I’ll shed tears if I talk too much

Horus shook his head, put away the good memories, jumped on the big white snake, stood next to Hathor, pointed in a certain direction and said: "Go to the swamp to find Thoth first."

Hathor raised his eyebrows and said a little surprised: "I didn't expect you to ask the God of Wisdom for advice. I thought you would come directly to the house with the fire of revenge and seek death."

"Do you think I look like a fool?" Horus explained angrily: "With only half of my divine power, I can't even complete the transformation. How can I defeat Seth? The only way is to extinguish Seth's divine fire and weaken the opponent's. With my strength, I have the opportunity to pierce the spear into Seth’s skull.”

"The plan is good, but how do you get into the pyramid?" Hathor asked.

"Beck has seen the construction diagram of the pyramid and knows how to enter." Horus replied.

Hathor looked at Baker in surprise, nodded suddenly and said, "So you are looking for Thoth for the riddle of the Sphinx?"

Sphinx? What do you mean? Horus was a little confused. He was looking for Thoth just to prevent Li Feng from suddenly stabbing him. After all, this guy's persistence in divinity seemed a little crazy.

Look at the tauren from before. This guy once clamored to eat beef blood. If the seasonings and pots and pans hadn't been in place, everyone's dinner last night might have been beef offal soup.

Looking at the big white snake swimming quickly under his feet, and thinking about the healing technique that Li Feng released after tearing off the snake meat, the poor white snake is simply someone's mobile granary, the kind with inexhaustible supplies.

Looking at himself and Hathor, who had a higher level of divinity, Horus wondered if Li Feng had thought about what kind of dishes they would be suitable for.

Anyway, before he regained his divine power, Horus always felt that Li Feng's eyes were a little green, as if a wild wolf in the wilderness was hungry for several days and could bite him at any time.

There is absolutely no sense of security at all

The confused expression on Horus's face made Hathor go crazy: "You guys don't know anything, so you just bravely rush into the pyramid?"

"It seems that some people still don't know that Set captured the Sphinx to protect the fire," Hathor rolled his eyes and said, "A certain god is still as reckless as ever."

Horus was silent for a while, turned to look at Baker, and asked doubtfully: "Have you really seen the construction diagram?"

"I swear, when I was in Ush, uh, Ush was Set's royal builder, I saw the pyramid construction diagram in his library." Baker affirmed.

"As for why the Sphinx is not marked on the map."

Baker spread his hands and speculated: "Maybe it's a new insurance measure they added?"