Marvel's Planeswalkers

"Fate, everyone, are you guys coming to this broken place for a picnic?" Li Feng looked up at Horus and the others, brushing the snake meat with magic potion to make it taste good, and said with a playful smile: "Come on, it's so delicious to eat"

"." Horus took a breath of cold air, and his soul was in the wind.

To be honest, he had to admit that he underestimated Li Feng's thickness of skin. If he was driven away by Thoth, he would only feel humiliated and leave the swamp as soon as possible.

If Thoth didn't bow his head and apologize afterwards, he would never step into the swamp again in his life.

But Li Feng was so good. He was driven away in the last second, and the next second he set up a stall to barbecue at the door of someone's house. The golden blood symbolizing the gods was still bubbling on the grilled meat.

Are you afraid that you can't anger Thoth, or do you think that the wizard's thick skin can withstand Thoth's full-strength attack?

On the other side, Thoth, who silently said "I am a god, I don't treat mortals as ordinary people", raised his head at a 45-degree angle, staring at the high sun, and thinking quietly with his hands behind his back.

Compared to the stubborn Horus, he has more things to consider.

For example, whether Li Feng works for Set. If so, then once he comes, the fate of the library is probably doomed.

It's over, there's no hope, give up

But if Li Feng and Set have nothing to do, then he should consider what kind of deal he made with Ra, and why he is so shameless as to join the ranks of the 'Horus Revenge Team'.

You have to know that mages are all people who want to be proud. Without sufficient interests, they will never do such a bad thing as Li Feng.

Either Ra has given him enough use, or this person is a freak in the world of mages

"What is your purpose?" Thoth activated the brain artifact, entered the high-speed computing mode, and asked while observing Li Feng's micro-expressions.

"Uh~" Li Feng pointed at the fragrant snake meat on the grill and pretended to be stupid and said, "I'm hungry. What's wrong with grilling meat here? What's the point of being close to you?"

"Or have you developed new uses for this thing besides filling your stomach?"

Li Feng looked at Toth with a look of disgust and said, "You wouldn't use the grilled meat as soap to lure the young girl who is not very experienced to kiss you, you are really perverted."

Fuck the pervert. Toth felt that it was a mistake to talk to Li Feng, and he was so angry that his brain was thrombotic.

"Hmph~" With a cold snort, Toth said arrogantly like a proud black swan: "This is the door of my house, please leave smoothly."

"Are you the urban management?" Li Feng asked without raising his head.

Toth, who didn't know anything about urban management, was stunned for a long time and shook his head.

"Are you the street office?" Li Feng continued to ask.

What the hell? Why are you talking about things I haven't heard of? If you have the ability, speak human language and don't lie. Toth was confused and shook his head.

"You are neither the urban management nor the street office. Why should I be polite to you?" Li Feng stood up straight and pointed at Toth's nose and cursed: "Why do you care where I barbecue, you old man who meddles in other people's business? If you don't have the power to enforce the law, don't talk nonsense like a fly."

This time Toth understood. Although he did not have the official power to enforce the law, he was a god, a privileged one, and his words were more useful than those of mortals with "power to enforce the law".

What's more.

When has Toth, who was born as a god, ever been scolded by someone with a finger pointed at his nose? This made him so angry that he took out a knife and wanted to fight with Li Feng.

Horus witnessed Li Feng turning the big white snake into a mentally retarded person with a snap of his fingers. Worried that Toth would capsize in the gutter, he hugged him from behind and looked at Li Feng with a dazed look.

He was a little confused. How could Li Feng, who had almost kowtowed to Thoth before, suddenly become hard?

Was he crazy, or did the medicine he took expired? .

Li Feng saw that Thoth was so angry that his hair stood upside down and his face changed color like a Saiyan, but his body was firmly held by Horus, and the knife in his hand could not even touch him. He immediately put one hand on his waist and pointed at Thoth's nose and continued to scold.

"What's the matter? You are just the god of wisdom. Do you want to control the world and my meat? Look how idle you are. You don't do your work every day. You just do some trivial things, which makes people upset."

"Come on, come and fight if you have the guts," Li Feng turned the barbecue into a pressure cooker and shouted, "I'm going to pluck your bird feathers and cook you, a big egret, into a nourishing soup."

"Shut up," Horus, whose head was about to explode, roared, glared at Li Feng, and carried Thoth into the swamp.

He found that Li Feng was a disaster, and whoever got involved with him would suffer.

If he doesn't get away from Li Feng as soon as possible, regardless of whether the revenge can be successful, he will probably vomit three liters of blood every day.

Speaking of which, if Li Feng is thrown next to Set, will he make his hands and feet weak and his steps light every day? .

Horus nodded silently: It seems to be quite feasible, but it is a bit brain-consuming to operate.

On the side, Hathor, who was watching the exciting part but suddenly ended, curled his lips in dissatisfaction, walked towards the swamp and passed by Li Feng, smiling and saying: "You want to anger Thoth."

Li Feng rolled his eyes at Hathor, cut off a piece of barbecue with a knife, chewed the food and said vaguely: "If you say so, then take it as it is, ask what you want, gossip"

Me, gossip? ! Hathor's face froze, and he shook his hand to follow Horus's footsteps, leaving an angry warning.

"Boy, pray that you don't fall into my hands, otherwise... Humph."

Fall into your hands? I'll wait and see who should pray then. Li Feng scratched his head, leaving everyone with a simple and honest back.

When the sound of people wading in the water behind him became farther and farther away, Li Feng turned his head to look at them and cursed silently:

Thoth, you idiot, your good original plan has been disrupted by you, so that I have to temporarily think of the God of Wisdom. Hum, wait, I have to let you be the God of Mental Retardation for a few days.

After wading through the swamp, Horus, who was carrying Thoth, put him down and babbled:

"You are the God of Wisdom, not the God of Battle. Is it interesting to argue with a mortal?"

Damn you mortals, that guy is a foreign mage, the kind who is about to become a god. Besides, if you hadn't pulled me, I would have died of him. What a fool.

Thoth adjusted his clean but wrinkled robes and said dissatisfiedly: "Hey, save some face for me, there are two mortals here."

You can completely pretend that we don’t exist, and drag Saya to deliberately stay a few steps behind Horus, Thoth, and Hathor.

As a thief who has been wandering the streets all year round, the way he lives his life is to listen less and see less, especially what he sees and hears is related to how Horus tried so hard to persuade Thoth.

Think about it, the God of Wisdom, who is known for his high IQ, was actually taught a lesson by a student of that year. The news is quite exciting.

If this spreads, it will probably shock the whole of Egypt. At the same time, Baker, who spreads the 'grapevine' news, will also find himself lying on the bottom of the Nile feeding fish for no apparent reason. It is still mandatory.

Want to save face now? Why didn't I tell you when I was carrying you across the swamp? Horus sighed, and the thought of hopeless revenge suddenly arose in his heart.

"Um, ah, haha" Tot chuckled twice. After calming down, he touched his chin, pretended to be thoughtful, and changed the subject: "Things are a little strange. Austin seems to be deliberately irritating me."

After a pause, Thoth glanced at Hathor and said, "No, he wants to anger all of us."

"Horus," Thoth asked, holding his arms with his left hand and tapping his temple with his right hand, "Do you know the specific deal between Austin and Ra?"

"I don't know, and I don't want to know," Horus spread his hands, looked at the desert with sharp eyes, and gritted his back teeth and said sadly: "I only care about how to pierce Seth's skull with a spear."

"Revenge is just a small goal. Putting on the crown is the end of your journey." Thoth patted the angry Horus on the shoulder and said, "Make no mistake."

As he said that, Toth looked back at Li Feng who was hanging behind everyone, lying leisurely on the back of the big white snake, drinking and eating meat, and said to himself: "I always feel that Austin has a big conspiracy. But there is no clue. I can’t figure out what the other party wants.”

"Forget it, let's not talk about Austin," Toth changed his words, pointed at Hathor with his chin, and said softly: "During the time you were separated, she never forgot about you. Hathor has always been in his heart. loving You."

"Really, then her heart is really big enough to accommodate many people." Horus squinted at Thoth and added in his heart: And you, you want to live in her heart too.

Thoth didn't know what Horus was thinking. He simply thought that "living in many people" meant that Hathor and Seth had sex happily, so he kindly reminded: "Tell me why Seth let you live in the first place. "

Horus said nothing, lowered his head and quickened his pace. He was not stupid and knew how to eradicate the root cause.

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When I think that the way to save my life is to sacrifice the beauty of my beloved woman and endure hardship in the arms of my enemy, every man will feel inferior, confused, and life would be worse than death.

What's more, Horus is full of macho aura?

In order to numb himself and save his internal organs from being roasted by anger, Horus even convinced himself with the absurd excuse that Hathor did not love him.

But now, Thoth directly opened the bloody scar, allowing him to face the torture from his soul.

Thoth saw that Horus was silent and thought that the other party had never thought about the specific reason.

While secretly hating Horus for his incomprehensible brain and allowing the beauty to suffer for nothing, Thoth said bluntly, "She surrendered to Seth for love, and you are here to punish her?"

As the saying goes, you can never wake up someone who is pretending to sleep, unless the person pretending to sleep decides to wake up.

Horus was like a person pretending to be asleep at this time, still refusing to wake up.

Horus, who was heartbroken to the point of bleeding, pretended to be dissatisfied and said, "I don't need her help at all."

In order to make Thoth bother about Hathor, Horus changed the subject and said: "I only wish for one thing."

Thoth was stunned. Perhaps Horus's way of changing the subject was too abrupt. He realized that it wasn't that Horus didn't believe what he said, but that he didn't want to think about Hathor at all.

So, while you are punishing the beauty, you are also torturing yourself? .

You retarded Tot clasped his hands behind his back, shook his head and sighed: "You know, I think everyone is stupid, but you are stupider than most people."