Marvel’s Strongest Defense

“I want to take you to the Internet café to steal headphones, and then steal the keyboard and host together, in fact, I especially like the monitor, and the router at the front desk…”

Tang Zeliang hummed a little song, counting green bills with both hands, as for the pants, he had already thrown them into the trash can.

In fact, he took the pants on purpose.

Originally, when he encountered this kind of thing, everyone only needed to say hello awkwardly, and then he consciously left, after all, he didn’t want to disturb other people’s good things.

But the guy had to scare him, again and again, then don’t blame him for being ruthless.

Still, I really want to see what method that guy will choose to leave…

In addition to the wallet, there was also a mobile phone in that pants, which just temporarily solved Tang Zeliang’s two major problems.

No password is required, no fingerprint is required to unlock, the lock screen is swiped, and Tang Zeliang easily boots up.

Tang Zeliang entered the number in his memory, and then after waiting for the other party to connect, he said lightly: “I, Mr. Hei, call money!” ”

The other party was silent for a while, and then said, “Are you in trouble?” ”

Tang Zeliang nodded: “Yes, I met, that iron box has been opened by me.” ”

“So?”

“So, is your family short of laundry detergent, a pack of two dollar knives, stain removal is faster.”

Tang Zeliang looked at the washing powder in his personal space, if he sold it all, he would probably earn fifty US dollars.

“Don’t sell that thing, it’s illegal.” The other party said calmly.

“So you really know!” Tang Zeliang’s face was red and angry.

“Huh? Don’t you know? The other party was surprised: “We thought you knew.” ”

Tang Zeliang said excitedly: “If I know, why do I want it, this is not a beautiful knife!” Do I go to have a meal and hand someone a pack of laundry detergent at checkout and say that I can remove the stains? ”

“Maybe, you can try it.”

“Try a fart! Do you want me to be in the New York newspaper the next day? ”

While speaking, Tang Zeliang can think of the restaurant owner looking confused after paying the bill with washing powder, maybe he can squat in prison until he escapes the Battle of New York.

“Forget it, labor is the most honorable, I went back to Sister Margaret’s bar to see if there was any work, and there was something to call me.”

“Well, good luck then.”

……

Meanwhile, Mother Margaret Bar.

“Hey, Wade, what do you want to drink tonight?” Seeing his friend Wade coming over, the mole said enthusiastically.

“Canadians love vodka.” The patriotic young man Wadewei always remembers his birthplace.

Immediately afterwards, Wade slapped a gold card on the bar and said, “Give my nanny money back to that… Megan? I don’t take money from little girls, which makes me feel inexplicably guilty. ”

“Is it like the child from the other day?” The mole teased: “He’s not simple, at least I know he’s not an ordinary kid, because of the previous fight, Giles has been missing for several days, and he should now hide in Hawaii for a vacation.” ”

“So what are you going to do with him, hire a minor to be your employee?” Wade asked lightly.

“We are the bad boy’s home of Sister Margaret, all bad kids are welcome to join, I see that child is essentially the same as us, I believe you won’t be unable to see it.”

“My mommy said I’m a good boy, so I can’t play with you bad kids.”

Wade deliberately imitated the child’s tone and voice, and looked at the mole with ‘pure’ eyes.

“God, you’re so disgusting.” The mole gave him a disgusted look.

“I agree with you.” A voice rang in their ears.

Wade and the mole looked over, isn’t this the protagonist of their conversation!

Tang Zeliang sat next to Wade with his butt and greeted them: “Hey, long time no see, I’m here to take office!” ”

“Kid, how can I help you?” The mole pretended not to know, but actually wanted to tease the child.

“Can you pay for me?” Tang Zeliang looked at him expectantly.

Mole: “…”

In a few days, this kid turned out to be so fast! It’s all this evil capitalist society!

“I’m starting to like you a little, little brat.” Wade laughed loudly, he could feel that the other party’s state at this time was very relaxed, as if there was no trouble at all, to be honest, he envied Tang Zeliang like this.

“You’ll like it more later.”

Tang Zeliang also laughed, now Wade is just a relatively special mercenary.

After he really becomes Deadpool, I believe that this product is definitely even more wavey than he is now.

Hearing this, Wade said arrogantly: “Then you have to work hard, I am a heartthrob here, and it is not easy to be seen by me.” ”

“Then may I ask this heartthrob, who pressed you to die today?”

Following the direction pointed by Tang Zeliang, Wade was surprised to find that his name appeared on the prize pool of the blackboard.

“…… Shit, which bastard crushed me to death! Wade looked at the mole angrily: “Do you know!?” ”

“Eh… You know the rules, I can’t reveal the name of the bettor. The mole said with some weakness.

“It won’t be you, boss.” Tang Zeliang made up for it.

Under Wade’s incredulous gaze, the mole smiled reluctantly: “Hehe, how is it possible…”

Seeing the mole’s expression, Wade widened his eyes and scolded, “What a friend of yours is really interesting!” ”

“If it were me, I’d have asked him to invite the audience to drink.” Tang Zeliang muttered softly.

Wade’s eyes lit up, raised his glass and shouted at everyone: “Lucky soldiers, I invite today’s wine!” ”

“Oooh!”

“Well done, Wade!”

The enthusiastic cheers instantly overturned the entire bar and stung the mole’s heart!

His heart is dripping blood!!

PS: Actually, this line is for the convenience of watching, specifically at the bottom….

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