Marvels Strongest Father

Narrator Pov

As they walk Theodore comes to a sudden stop and tries to move his kids towards another direction.

"Look it's your moms," Said Theodore in a panic

"What you doing daddy let's go to the crowd, I want to see what they are looking at" Said Rose while trying to move around Theodore

"Dad I can't see if you stand in the way" Said, Chloe

Theodore immediately picked up his children and swiftly walked away. As he turned away he saw the same problem. This happened several times before Theodore was left with no choice but to just cover their eyes.

What was this problem? It was a well-known group of Sexy Cosplayers. who wear skimpy clothing that shows way more than they should. Some of them aren't even wearing clothes as they are wearing body paint. Theodore doesn't really mind as a functioning man but his responsibility as a dad is overpowering his male hormones.

In his head, all he can hear is 'My children are innocent and pure. . . My children are innocent and pure. . . etc. .'

He meditated on these words while looking for a safe haven for his children. As he was walking he sees another sėxy cosplayer, dressed as Poison Ivy.

She had fiery red hair with greenery in it. This made it easy to find within a crowd. She has vines intertwining around her curvy, busty body. Although they intertwined around her body it was positioned to bȧrėly cover anything. Her brėȧst we're covered by a bikini style leaves and her lower half was covered by a short skirt that had her buŧŧ slightly showing.

'Fuck, my life. This is going to fuċkɨnġ kill me. I'm exhausted, I've never been this tired' Theodore thought while his brain cooled down from all the stress

It was almost like he was getting targeted, as Sexy Cosplayers started appearing from all directions and were clearly making their way toward the stressed father.

Theodore brain just crashed as he sees a sėxy Hermione Granger, Female Joker, Starfire and of course Poison Ivy.

Theodore quickly pleaded to his daughters "Girls can you close your eyes until I say stop"

'What the fuċk, No avert your eyes my innocent children don't let your pure soul be tainted by such people' He prayed

Theodore was thinking 'Please don't be me, please, please'

His prayers clearly didn't reach God as he heard the same voices but this time he felt someone pat his shoulder.

"Excuse me," Said a female

Theodore reluctantly turns around and saw Hermione in all her glory. She wore the same uniform just shorter like the sweater and shirt was now a crop top with underboob showing. A short skirt and wearing stockings for the lower half.

"What can I do for you," Said Theodore with a painful smile while his hands covered his kid's eyes

"Dad, who's that? is she pretty" Said Rose while struggling out of Theodore's hold

"Daddy, I want to see, can we stop playing this game" Said, Chloe

Hermione saw the kids and apologised "Sorry, about my outfit"

"Ah don't be sorry it was my fault for bringing such young kids," Said Theodore sincerely as it was his mistake

Joker, Starfire and Poison Ivy joined in the chat with not much trouble. Rose and Chloe were not that interested in their clothes as they thought of it not being beautiful They talked for a few seconds before taking a picture and leaving. They continue their journey, taking pictures with people every now and then.

They stop to see a table that had a sign-up sheet for cosplaying contest. He sees Peter and Ned name already on it and smiled. While looking around they see Peter, Ned and everyone else.

"Hey Guys," Said Theodore while approaching as Batman

"Theo/Mr Hunt??" Said Everyone loudly causing everyone to stare at them

Theodore didn't really care for the stares but his next action caused havoc.

What did he do?

He took off his mask and then splashed his face with some water. He didn't intend to splash his face with water but once again his ability [Instinctively Cool] kicked in and doused his head in the water. Then his [Perfect Lighting] and [Slow Mo] followed right after.

All the lights seemed to tone down as the light above Theodore got increasingly brighter. Time slowed down as the sight of water slowly makes it way out of the bottle. Then the water gradually went through his soft black and white hair.

It began to trickle down his face, with every drop glistening from the lights. He whipped his head around allowing the water to jump off his head.

Not a sound was made as all the female audience could only hear their heart pulsing with ecstasy.

Females thoughts 'Perfection'

The male portion was more along the lines of jealousy and pure hate. This even included Clint, Peter and Ned.

Male thoughts 'All handsome men should fuċk off'

'So fuċkɨnġ excessive' Thought Theodore tiredly

"Wow," Said the Kids

"That was so cool dad" Said Rose with stars in her eyes

"Rose look, so many mommy's," Said Chloe as she looked at the people around her

Jennifer, Sonya and Charlotte shamelessly kept staring with not the least embarrassed. May was the one that struggled the most as she kept moving her eyes about. She felt like a schoolgirl who had fallen in love all over again.

"Dad, hold me. My legs are tired" said Rose with her hands up at Theodore opening and closing

"I'm tired too," Said Chloe doing the same actions

"Maybe I should get a stroller for you, two big babies," Said Theodore teasingly while picking them up.

"we're not babies, Dad," Said Rose before throwing a punch at his ċhėst

"Yeah, we're pretty little Princesses," Said Chloe with confidence

"My apologies your Highnesses," Said Theodore dramatically

The girls giggle cutely in his arms, which added another form of charm to the already handsome young man that is Theodore.

"This is the coolest Batman I've seen all day," said Peter as he walked around Theodore

"Yeah, I made it myself and the cape was replaced by deployable bat wings. I changed Batman to fit my body type" Said Theodore

'Well I did make Daisey and all the stuff that helped her make the suite so technically it's self-made'

"Hey dad can I try the mask," Said Chloe while grabbing at the mask that's tucked into the utility belt

"Me too," Said Rose who also

He put them down and gave them the mask to play with.

"Do you want to see my wings?" Said, Theodore

They nod and wait. Theodore presses the red buŧŧon on the belt and two red and black wings immediately deploy on his back.

"WOW," said everyone in the area

"I want wings too," Said, Rose

"You two have fairy wings at home," Said Theodore

"The wings, they work don't they?" said Natasha suspiciously

"Of course not" Said Theodore

The kids jump into their mom's arms and rest for a bit as we look for seats. They sat down waiting for the contest to start. Charlotte and Sonya sat on his left with kids on their ŀȧps. On his right was Natasha, Jenifer and May in that order.

The host appears on the stage and begins to introduce the cosplayers one at a time.

"The wings you can make them work" Asked Natasha whilst looking at the stage

"Who's asking, S.H.I.E.L.D or Natasha," Said Theodore while also staring at the stage

"A friend," said Natasha

"Well then friend, yes they can work" Said Theodor

"The gadgets they can also work, I'm still asking as a friend, " Asked Natasha

"Of course as they are only the miniature version of things that S.H.I.E.L.D use," Said Theodore casually

"And the material of the suit?" Asked Natasha

"Its Vantablack, it compliments Batman's work as a hero of the night" Said, Theodore

"So. . Ummm Sonya, she's human, right," Said Natasha

"How?" Said Theodore curiously as he hadn't told them

"This morning and while walking around I noticed that she was more passionate about food and smell, so how did you do it?" Said, Natasha

"Even friends have secrets," Said Theodore

"Understood, Is it possible for you to make me a suite" Said, Natasha

"Do you want the style to be similar to your mission suit?" Asked Theodore

"That would be appreciated" Said Natasha

"I'll add in a little something," Said Theodore

"Thanks," Said Natasha sincerely

The event ended with Peter and Ned not winning but they had fun and so did everyone else. Unfortunately, Elon Musk was never seen by them but it was said that he was actually cosplaying as Jiraiya.

'Man, I would have paid to see that' Thought Theodore disappointedly