Master Of Erossu Book

The old man was so scared Xia Feng was sure that another shit show is going to happen! Looking at the Emperor Of Fluffiness, Xia Feng felt strange emotions swelling up in his heart.

'Why the fuck he wears big hat and holds sword?!'

Red cape, white hat, blue short pants! This is The Emperor Of Fluffiness?! The man who hadn't soaked once?!

"Me being here means one thing. The rightful successor of Erossu Book has been born."

"""..."""

The Emperor spoke with voice that clearly showed his emotions. It was weak and a bit sad... But the old man didn't care about that at all, he jumped forward and pointed his old finger straight at the emperor!

"How?! How are you here?!"

"You are guardian, but in the end, you are fucking guardian. As former master, I know more."

Those words caused old man's eyes to go wide as he stood stupefied. After all, the emperor clearly repeated his words to him, speaking about 'rightful successor'.

"It means that Xia Feng is going to get everything from the erossu book. Not only women, but former master's equipments."

"What?! I don't want to have anything to do with those perverts!"

Xia Feng exploded as he knew how brutal those motherfuckers were! He rejected the idea of him getting their equipment as he already imagined perverted whips and so on! Trembling with anger, he pointed at the emperor and insulted him!

"I heard about you! You are master of erossu book who hadn't even soaked once! Like the hell I am going to accept something from failure."

"Hmmm."

Even though he has been insulted, the emperor simply shrugged! He took the good look at the Xia Feng, then continued the talk.

"Every Erossu Destiny is different."

"What?"

"There are destinies that make only evil women attracted to the master and so on! My destiny was that I could only cuddle! Cuddle and cuddle to the point where I became Master Of Cuddling."

"..."

"But once I tried to do the deed... Arghhhhhhhhh!"

The emperor cried as he spoke about his experiences! His destiny was this bad! Not even being able to get one woman from Erossu Book! Instead he could only cuddle, then have them run away from him as he was bound to be weak with such destiny.

"But your destiny is True Erossu Destiny. If I had to define it..."

"Please... Tell me..."

"It would be 'Every race has a hole', bruh!"

"""..."""

Xia Feng kinda knew that it would be like that! He nodded with small tears flowing down... He doesn't want to use women as tools, and already convinced himself to free every woman from the book even though it would result in them hating him.

But every race woman wasn't only including women from Erossu Book, but outside as well.

"Hmpf. What's up with this face? You have good shit destiny yet you are crying? Motherfucker!"

The Emperor shouted, then threw himself at Xia Feng! However before he could actually punch him, Ahrisha popped out from nowhere, her small feet smashing directly into his face!

"Blurgh!"

He flew all the way till the other side of the dantian leaving the huge trail of blood! Looking extremely pitiful, The emperor stood up and approached them without any hostile intentions.

"It didn't even hurt at all."

"So why are you crying?"

"...Look. My grandson is aiming for Palace Of Three Thousand Beauties yet you are crying over one or two realms? Pfff~~ Just go and smash. Bye bye!"

The Emperor quickly left his words after slight pause due to reality, but in the midst of his disappearing, the book shook!

"Ahh, shiet! I must pass you something."

He pondered for a while, then took off his red cape. Swinging it like hero, The Emperor Of Fluffiness threw it towards Xia Feng. In the middle of its flights, the cape shook with Erossu Qi materializing! It became true equipment that Xia Feng can wear and store in his own dantian.

In other words, it's Red Erossu Cape right now.

"NO! It's Great Hero Cape! NOOOOOOOO!"

The Emperor cried as his remnants of soul disappeared. His pitiful voice reached everyone which also awakened the old man who was stupefied looking at the soul's particles...

"What the hell? Great Hero Cape?"

Xia Feng muttered, then looked at the cape that was in his hand. His focus was strangely deep, thus, Xia Feng soon could hear a voice and... music!

'Epic soundtrack on! *Flick* It's me, piece of shits! You thought I can't fly? With my Great Hero Cape, I can ascend the heavens!'

"..."

-

Xia Feng left the dantian.

He was laying next to the river where he had just pleasure to have beautiful lady below him. But instead of reminiscing about this nice time, Xia Feng stood up, then planned to take out his cape, but!

MEOW! (Translation: I had nice sleep! Damn it!)

The cat was here! This white little animal already decided to follow Xia Feng as the deal has been made! What deal? Milk everyday, alright.

MEOW! (Translation: Don't you dare to forget!)

Xia Feng felt like he can understand her, but at the same time he felt like he can't! Anyway, he nodded, then swung his hand the same way The Emperor Of Fluffiness had done! His right hand went behind his left shoulder, then the Red Erossu Cape appeared!

"I must see how long can I fly for. My cultivation is too weak for flying after all."

The connection was already here with the cape. Utilizing his Erossu Qi, Xia Feng raised his body two meters in the air and stood like that for whole ten minutes before falling from the sky! He used most of his qi so he knew that if he was fighting someone, then he could utilize the cape for around five minutues... or maybe even less than five.

MEOW! (Translation: I fucken flew!)

You indeed flew, shut up.

"But why was there... music?"

-

'Epic soundtrack on!'

The badass soundtrack was now playing inside Xia Feng's mind as he had cape on his back! He wasn't utilizing it to fly, but just wanted to get more used to it... Going through the forest, he also had white cat on his shoulder.

Soon, he finally found out the road.

And even better. He found some men riding the bike!

"Oi, dude."

"Hmm?"

"I am taking this bike."

Badass!