Master of Picking Up Girls

The April day of the sky sea is like a melting pot. Everything in the world is in its baking.

With half a bottle of mineral water, Chen Xiao walks slowly on the deserted road.

It's been three days since he went down the mountain secretly. Not to mention that he didn't find a woman who was called "pure Yin body" by the unscrupulous master, he lost his way.

Chen Xiao is an orphan. One day 18 years ago, he fell from the sky and fell into the hands of the unscrupulous master. Then, he became the only male disciple of xiaoyaomen.

Of course, this is what the unscrupulous master told him. I don't know if he cheated himself.

Xiaoyao gate has always only accepted female disciples, and they are all shy, which means they have a hot personality. Originally, as a big wet chest, it's not a problem to soak in one or two.

But Chen Xiao didn't know what he had done, but he had a senior sister on his head.

"Damned, damned! You know how to bully me all day long by being three months younger than me. Don't you just look at the younger martial sisters' chest? Take it off and I won't see it yet. " While walking, Chen Xiao complained bitterly.

The most painful thing in the world is not to live or die, but to be beaten by my only elder sister for nearly ten years.

Therefore, Chen Xiao, taking advantage of the opportunity of the bad master's seclusion, can no longer bear the inhuman torture of the eldest martial sister, and runs down the mountain secretly.

"I can't beat you, can't I run you? I'm a big wet chested xiaoyaomen. I'm proficient in all kinds of martial arts. If I hadn't been a girl, I would have been - forget it. I can only cheat myself. " Chen Xiao said two sentences with great momentum, but at the end of the sentence, he became powerless again.

He is evil enough. The elder martial sister is even more evil than herself. This has always been Chen Xiao's hard wound. Sometimes he seriously doubts whether the elder martial sister is a woman?

"Walking on the country road, the girl in the distance knows my sadness -- God, dare you do it again?" Very upset, he points his middle finger to the sky, and Chen Xiao drizzles the last bottle of mineral water over his head.

"How wonderful? What's that? " Chen Xiaozheng is going to walk down the road to see if he can play dead and block a passing car.

But I saw a clump of trees in front of me, moving stealthily in the woods.

The tree trunk was a little sparse, which covered most of her body, but could not cover her white skin. It was obvious that a man was using the branches as a cover and moving, and she was still a woman.

Can't see her appearance, just leave Chen Xiao a graceful figure.

"On this hot day, are there boring people playing games? The trunk can walk and the sow can go up the tree Chen Xiao curled his lips and was about to go to the intersection.

Just as he and the "Bush" were about to brush past, he saw a dirty girl behind the bush.

When he saw the girl's face, Chen Xiao's heart jumped.

Beauty!

She was wearing a blue princess dress. She was about 23 years old. The silk stockings on her coat and legs had been torn, revealing a few pieces of snow-white skin. She looked wild, and the clothes on her collar were not so good. She could see a few pieces of snow-white places like jade.

Her face was white and tender, her facial features were delicate, her long hair was messy, and her eyes were full of helplessness and despair.

Chen Xiao is excited when he just looks at the little beauty in front of him. Don't blame him for being a loser. In fact, although the younger martial sisters on the mountain are charming, none of them wear this kind of skirt, and none of them belong to themselves.

"What the hell is she doing?" Chen Xiao saw that the girl was still moving backward, faltering, and even fell down on the grass several times. He was immediately puzzled.

"This is the first woman I met after I went down the mountain. I must show a good gentleman's demeanor and not lose the face of our xiaoyaomen."

Chen Xiaoli straightened his hair that he hadn't washed for three days, then put on a posture that he thought was more handsome, and gently said to the little beauty who was about to retreat to him: "Hello, girl, how can I get to Tianhai city?"

"Ah --" Chen Xiao's abrupt words immediately startled the girl. She gave a low drink and turned her head slightly trembling.

First of all, Chen Xiao's messy hair, then his white shirt and black cowboy.

There are also two holes in the knee of the jeans, which feel like killing Matt and migrant workers in the city.

If it wasn't for his elegant features and clear and deep eyes, it would be hard to be associated with this rustic dress.

The little beauty was stunned when she saw Chen Xiao's first look, and then the color of fear in her eyes suddenly turned into a thick surprise.

before Chen Xiao could react, she suddenly got up and rushed over, just like a little wild cat with drugs, looking for her target lonely.

She presses Chen Xiao on the grass. It seems that Chen Xiao has a stone on his back, but the pain is not worth mentioning compared with the soft feeling in front of his chest.

Little beauty also seems to be frightened. After she pours down on Chen Xiao, she sticks to his chest tightly and seems to want to stick with him."Ma Dan - I'm drunk. No wonder the master didn't let me go down the mountain. The girls at the foot of the mountain were so bold and unrestrained that they fell down without even asking their names. What should I do? I'm a little shy in the daytime

Chen Xiao heart YY for a while, and habitually glanced at the little beauty in front of the chest.

Shifu said that the three biggest characteristics of a woman with a "pure Yin body" are beauty, wealth and a crescent shaped mark on her chest.

From that day on, looking at the chest of a beautiful woman seems to have become Chen Xiao's job.

There's no way. If you can't find a woman who has a "pure Yin body", the pure Yang Qi on him can't be released, and he will die in two years. This is the most troublesome thing for unscrupulous master and Chen Xiao.

"Although this woman is very beautiful, she doesn't look like a rich woman. The most important thing is that she has nothing on her chest. It's definitely not that I want to find a woman." Chen Xiao takes back her eyes and sighs in her heart.

At the sight of Chen Xiao, the beautiful woman stares at her chest for a while. Finally, she shakes her head. She feels ashamed and angry.

What does he mean by that?

Is it too small?

But at this time, she could not speak, so she had to stare at Chen Xiao with her eyes, and then her hands began to grope on Chen Xiao.

"Sister, what are you doing? I'm not a casual man. " Chen Xiao was startled and asked.

As soon as the little beauty heard Chen Xiao speak, her face changed greatly. She covered his mouth with her hand and motioned him not to speak.

"What's going on? You want to take my virginity and not let anyone talk? Are you so overbearing? " Being pushed backward has made Chen Xiao very shameless, and now he has been touched all over his body.

"The woman at the foot of the mountain is a tiger!" Chen Xiao thought that her virginity might be lost in this grove. She suddenly got excited and stood up quickly.

"You are the body of pure Yang. Although you have a unique cultivation talent, you have too much yang qi. If you don't want to explode your body and die, don't touch women outside the body of pure Yin!"

At that time, when Wu Liang Shifu said this, Chen Xiao thought that he was joking. But when he was tortured by the pure Yang Qi in his body, it took nine turns to suppress it before he could recover, he finally believed it.

It's just because I believe it that I feel egg ache. If a man can't touch a woman, he can be a fart man and become a eunuch.

So, it's true that Chen Xiao was bullied by the elder martial sister when she went down the mountain this time, but the more reason is to find her in the vast crowd.

If not, how could he be a hooligan, peeping at the bathing of younger martial sisters in the spring?

"Ah - you See Chen Xiao unexpectedly rudely throw oneself on the ground, that beautiful woman eyes in the transmission of thick anger, tears have not fight to flow out.

"Why are you crying? I didn't cry when you robbed me. " Chen Xiao curled her lips towards the little beauty and pulled her up.

"You -- you let me go!" The little beauty's tears did not stop, but flowed more.

When Chen Xiao was puzzled, two panting voices came from his ears.

"Ma PI, you can really run!"

"It's really rough. I started looking for men before I filled the medicine."

Hearing this, Chen Xiao turns his head and sees two muscular men in black uniforms coming in a hurry with machetes in their hands. Both of them are staring at the beauty beside them.

"It's all your fault! If you don't talk, you have to talk! Are you satisfied now? I -- even if I die, I'll pull you to do the back cushion! " The little beauty looked at the two muscular men, her eyes full of fear, suddenly raised her hand and hit Chen Xiao on the chest.

If it wasn't for the sudden jerk, she would have run away.

Now, it's all over.