Master of Picking Up Girls

Chen Xiao, who was already close to the floor, suddenly jumped up at the moment of falling to the ground, which directly scared the hearts of the students around him. Because he jumped so high that he almost touched the light bulb on the roof.

In the exclamation of all the students, he made a 180 degree volley, and then fell perfectly in front of the head teacher. I don't know whether it was to be handsome or Chen Xiao had this habit. His right hand never came out of his pocket.

After landing, the left hand natural and unrestrained patted does not exist in the corner of the dust, mouth raised a beautiful arc.

"Wow -" some girls see this scene, hands unconsciously on the chest, eyes staring at the front, in order to express their inner surprise.

"What happened just now?"

"This can't be done. This freshman has two brushes." Some male students worship and look down at Shen Feng.

"Just now that somersault handsome burst, there is no!"

"It's just a little rustic." Female students also began to whisper up, a few look at Chen Xiao's eyes have a bit strange.

I used to think this guy was very rustic, but he dared to pursue Su rouer, but now it seems that he still has some skills, at least he can play handsome.

High school is a three-year blooming season. Most of the female students here still keep their innocence and loveliness. They don't want your luxury car villa to like you. Sometimes even just a smile from you will make her happy for a long time. Even if you are a 50 yuan Hostel, as long as you are good at picking up girls, she will go with you.

"Rouer, this guy looks good. The landing posture is amazing. " Zhou Meng swallowed his saliva and used his elbow to pestle Su jue'er.

"Damn, he's all right." Su rou'er knew that Chen Xiao's skill was very good before, but she didn't have much surprise. It's a pity that he didn't get the whole job.

"Oh, rou'er, don't worry. Have you forgotten our plan?" Seeing Su jue'er's gloomy appearance, Zhou Meng immediately said with a smile.

As soon as Zhou Meng said that, Su rou'er's face looked better, and she said to herself, "Chen Xiao, you bastard, I'll tell you how to fix you later. I'll let you say I'm small-minded!"

Finish saying and ruthlessly scraped Chen smile one eye below, this just returns to normal.

Teacher Zhang, the teacher in charge of the class, was obviously a little stunned. Looking at Chen Xiao, who walked slowly in front of him, he swallowed his saliva and didn't seem to believe the scene just happened.

Although Miss Zhang is a woman, she is still a kind of person who is jealous of evil. She always looks down on the students who go through the back door, but she is just a head teacher and has nothing to do with it. But now, it seems that this person who goes through the back door is different from others. At least he knows how to protect himself among the new students.

Chen Xiao ignored the teacher in charge in a daze, turned to the class and said in a loud voice: "my name is Chen Xiao, Song Qi Liang Chen's Chen, smiling smile, please give me more advice in the future!"

When it comes to instruction, he also took a special look at two male students who were going to trip him.

The two male students had been startled by Chen Xiao before. They didn't dare to look him in the eye. They lowered their heads and pretended not to hear him.

"Well, from today on, you'll be in the back seat." After listening to Chen Xiao's introduction, Mr. Zhang nodded and pointed to the last seat. She seemed afraid that Chen Xiao would not be satisfied. She specially added:

"don't worry, the seats in our class are changed in turn, once every two weeks."

"I see. Thank you, teacher Chen Xiao doesn't matter where he sits. Anyway, he comes to accompany the princess to read, but it seems that the princess is not very friendly to him.

"That's good. Go back to your seat. Besides, we should get along well with each other in the future." Mr. Zhang finally added a little worried.

Judging from the situation just now, this young man who laughs innocently does not seem to be as gentle as he appears.

"Ha ha. Of course, people don't offend me, I don't offend. If a man offends me, pay him back a hundred times! " Chen Xiao hands with trouser pockets, while walking, while lazy way.

When Mr. Zhang heard this, he suddenly felt his head grew up and said, "don't make any trouble."

Mr. Zhang teaches English. Chen Xiao grew up in the mountains. Let alone speak English, she hasn't even had a class. After a class, I fell asleep and ignored teacher Zhang on the stage.

Mr. Zhang also looked helpless, but the student was assigned to her class by the Secretary of the principal. She couldn't help it if she didn't want to learn.

"Well, this class ends here. By the way, the authoritative history experts from the city will come to our school tomorrow to do curriculum research, and we will have many teachers in our class. So, let's get ready. The sanitation should be cleaned and the discipline of the class should be maintained. As for the content of the course, the history teacher will give a big help later It's the family After the head teacher finished, he picked up the teaching plan and walked out of the classroom.

Chen's eyes turned to the hustle and bustle as she left the classroom.After all, Chen Xiao did a somersault in front of the head teacher just now, which not only solved the crisis, but also made her posture handsome. Now everyone is obviously curious about him.

"Hello, Chen Xiao. You were a loser just now." The two male students who wanted to trip Chen Xiao before, as soon as they saw the teacher left, they immediately surrounded them.

Both of them seem to be tall and big, and they look very unkind. It seems that they are not good in the class.

"Zhao Ping, Liu Tao, what are you going to do?" Summer foam see these two people want to find Chen Xiao's trouble, immediately stood up to stop way.

"Member of the learning committee of Xia University, we didn't do anything. We just wanted to see why Chen Xiao was so good at somersault! I don't know. " Zhao Ping, a little taller, sneered.

Chen Xiao took a look at him and then said, "you look so frustrated. It's strange that you can somersault."

"You -" Zhao Ping's face suddenly became angry, and he was about to get angry when he patted Chen Xiao's desk.

Liu Tao immediately pulled him, sneered at Chen and said, "I think you only have this ability. A poor man, dressed like a rag collector, dares to pursue our monitor goddess?"

Chen Xiao immediately smiles when he hears the speech. Facing the two people who are at war, he lifts his legs to the table without fear. The chair tilts back a little and leans directly against the back wall. His eyes are scornful and he says: "even if I can only do one action, it's better than you. Let alone a somersault, you can't even hold on to push ups."

At this point, Chen Xiao took a pitiful look at Liu Tao in front of him and said, "Sao Nian, Xiao Lu is happy, Da Lu is hurt, and Qiang Lu is gone. I advise you to fight less airplanes. You have to roll it down again, not to mention somersault. You may have difficulty breathing even when you walk. "

"Ha ha -" listening to Chen Xiao's sarcasm, the students around immediately laughed.

"You lie!" Liu Tao's face was startled at first, and then he was ashamed and angry.

"Did I lie? You see, your face is withered and yellow, your lips are dry, your eyes are dull, your hair is yellow, you look very energetic, but in fact, you have inner deficiency, which is a typical kidney deficiency! At this age can be kidney deficiency, in addition to watching the film, but also how? This Zhao or something, as soon as you look at it, you are good friends. You usually pass films to him, right Chen Xiao finished and winked at Zhao Ping.

"I" Zhao Ping's face immediately turned red. Chen Xiao's analysis is exactly the same. But he didn't know that Liu Tao would hang himself like this. He didn't know how to control himself at all, so he could fly.

"It's not true what Chen Xiao said, is it?" A female classmate asked in a low voice.

"It's possible that Liu Tao and I once asked for seeds." The boy next to him replied.

"Ah? Do you boys like to see such shameless things so much? "

"It's not shameless, it's art appreciation, just like you girls like to watch idol dramas." The boy corrected.

"Screw you, don't make me sick!"

Looking at the strange look in his eyes, Liu Tao was even more angry than Zhao Ping. Chen Xiao's behavior of exposing his privacy in public is like letting him strip naked in public.

"Son, I'll go to your mother!" Liu Tao is really angry now. He raises the stool beside him and smashes it at Chen Xiao.

It's a tough move. Not only was Zhao Ping a little bit stunned, but the students who watched the crowd also began to scream.