Master of the city

"Elder martial brother Zhang Jiao, I said, was my sister-in-law so fierce when she was outside the mountain? I remember when she was in the mountains, she had a good temper. She was gentle and virtuous. How did she become a female devil after she came out? What's more, isn't the legendary train a row of seats, five in each row separated by the aisle? Why are there only a few chairs glued to the wall in this carriage? The rest is bed? I don't watch trains on TV like that. What's more, that was the downtown area of Wucheng just now. How could the downtown area look like this? Aren't those buildings so high that they can easily fall down? "

A day in the mountains has been a thousand years in the world.

Although jiuliangzi usually goes out of the mountains, at most, he wanders around liujiaao, buys some things, and occasionally takes the opportunity to watch TV. He has never been to the city. As soon as she came out, it was like granny Liu's going into the Grand View Garden. She felt very strange when she saw everything. On the way, when she had no time to rest, Zhang Fan wanted to rush into the adult products store and buy a cork ball to plug his mouth.

"This is called a sleeper, and it's also a soft berth. The one you watch on TV is a seat carriage. This one is much more expensive than that one. Do you understand?"

As a responsible elder martial brother in charge of teaching, Zhang Fan certainly can't let jiuliangzi continue to be so ignorant. Even if he is a human form self-propelled version of 100000 why, brother fan has to help him answer the questions, doesn't he? Of course, Van Gogh will never admit that the reason for doing so is to coax him well and let him play with his life every day to make the Fupai battery.

"By the way, jiuliang, there's one more thing that elder martial brother wants to tell you clearly. You must remember it well and never make any mistakes. Do you know?"

Zhang Fan suddenly looks at jiuliangzi seriously.

"Well, elder martial brother, you said."

Jiuliangzi nodded like a good baby.

"Don't let me hear the word" sister-in-law "again, or I'll kill you!"

In order to improve the authority, when he said this, he pinched jiuliangzi's ear and said it at the same time, to show that he was absolutely not joking.

Yes, I don't mean to be joking. If two of my family hear jiuliangzi calling for sister-in-law shuiyuexin, brother fan will die. Of course, he will definitely kill jiuliangzi before he dies.

"You two have a good relationship. I've only known each other for a few days... "

Shuiyuexin, who has been sitting next to him, looks at the two people laughing. He has a bit of helplessness on his face, but more of it is a kind of yearning. The yearning for this simple emotion.

"Teacher - Oh, brother Zhang Jiao, why are you beating me? Oh, I forgot. I can't call that. What do I call after that? You can't call a benefactor

As soon as jiuliangzi began to speak, he got a slap. He was wronged.

"Call sister Yuexin in the future. I think you'll be 20 years old at most, younger than me and Zhang Fan. You won't lose if you shout sister. It's the three of us coming back this time. I can't sit in my car. I'll take you to drag racing next time. "

Water moon heart faint smile for a moment, that moment, really beautiful like flowers in full bloom.

Zhang Fan took a long breath from the bottom of his heart. It's really thanks to jiuliangzi. He doesn't want to experience the second time in his life. It's so exciting. The car's original performance is good. After being moistened by Longmai fruit, the woman's reaction ability is super good. She can't even drive at high speed. Zhang Fan has sat once and never wants to sit again.

"OK, sister Yuexin, I'll call you sister Yuexin after that. After I go back, I'll make a battery for sister Yuexin. Hehe, I don't have any other skills, so I'll make a battery to thank sister Yuexin. By the way, sister Yuexin, let me tell you, I always thought that all women in the city have sister Yuexin. You are so beautiful, but I didn't expect to see them in the city. Alas, they wear very little, but they don't look very good. "

Sure enough, beauty is a man's nature! Jiuliangzi started to talk about the women he saw all the way. What's the matter? This is too short, that face is too big, or it's too fat. Listen to Zhang Fan's hard work. Brother, you are a Taoist. OK, can you pay attention to something serious after you come out?

After talking there for more than ten minutes, jiuliangzi covers his stomach with his hand. After suing Zhang Fan, he goes to the toilet on the train. Zhang Fan, a Pepsi lover, bought several cans of ice and gave one to jiuliangzi. As a result, jiuliangzi was out of control. He took Zhang Fan's money and ran to the supermarket with a plastic bag of iced happy water for fat house.

"He's naive."

There are only two people left in the soft berth box. Shuiyuexin laughs again.

"Well."

"I don't know if he will be as he is now when you make money. Is money really so crazy?"

Only when two people are alone, shuiyuexin is willing to show some real emotions, such as dejected now. Shuihanfei is her brother, but he wants to kill her for the sake of money and being in charge of the company."It's the blood of the rich, isn't it? I don't think it's strange that there are so many shows on TV. If you don't, you won't be so upset

Zhang Fan touched the top of shuiyuexin's head, as if to appease a little girl.

"Yes, he is my brother."

"When my brother is disobedient, he should clean up. If jiuliang turns against me for money, I will separate from him. Or you can split up without tearing your face. Save the last grasp heart scratch liver, insist to do everything, just in each other's grave before the sad memories of the original good

Zhang Fan went to the side of the shop and put his hand around the head of shuiyuexin. Water moon heart is also very cooperate with the face on Zhang Fan's body, slender arms around his waist. This posture makes her feel at ease.

Two people just hugged each other, no one spoke, enjoying the short-term peace.

"Well Speaking of this posture, can you try to open my zipper

Originally, the picture was very warm and beautiful. Zhang Fan didn't know which tendon in his head was wrong, so he suddenly came up with such a sentence.

Shuiyuexin's face turned red in an instant. He cursed "disgust" and was about to push Zhang Fan away.

But at this time, there was a "bang" in the corridor, a kick on the door, followed by a woman's scream and a man's curse from the outside.

"You! What have you done to her! "

In the men's indistinct swearing, there is a question called a sudden rise. But Zhang Fan and Shui Yuexin in the box were stunned when they heard the question, because the voice was not someone else, it was jiuliangzi!

"Jiuliang, what's the matter?"

Zhang Fan immediately let go of shuiyuexin and came out of the box. As a Taoist just out of the mountain, jiuliangzi doesn't know a lot of things, so it's hard to avoid setting up some Oolong outside. Zhang Fan is a little nervous when he hears his noise in the corridor.

Looking down the corridor, Zhang Fan soon found jiuliangzi. At this time, the Taoist priest was looking at the toilet door with a cross waist and an angry face, looking like he wanted to ask for an explanation.

"You are so shameless. In broad daylight, you bully the benefactor? Do you know that men can't bully women? "

Nine good son completely ignore Zhang Fan's cry, at this time is lifting the direction of the toilet inside, full of righteous teach the people inside.

"Who are you? Do you mind any business? Get out of here

In the toilet, an angry man's voice came. Then a fat man with a big gold watch on his wrist and a big gold chain around his neck came out of the toilet and slapped him on the top of jiuliangzi's head.

Obviously, jiuliangzi didn't expect that the people in the city were so unreasonable. As soon as he spoke, he began to fight. He was hit by a blow and immediately took a step back with his head in his arms.

"What's the matter?"

Seeing that the fat man came out of the toilet beat jiuliangzi, Zhang Fan couldn't stop. This is Laozi's younger martial brother. Laozi can beat him. How can outsiders beat him at will? Zhang Fan took two steps to the toilet door. At this time, a woman with short hair in a jacket, high boots and a leather skirt came out of the toilet, tidying up the hem of her leather skirt.

Zhang Fan immediately Leng for a while, just now these two men and women go to the toilet together?

"Elder martial brother, you can count it. This guy is not a good man!"

See Zhang Fan come over, nine good son immediately had backbone.

"What are you talking about? Kick the door when you come up, you still say I'm not a good man? I want to ask you what you do! "

At this time, the fat man was also angry. He was smoking all over his face. It was like pig Bajie who was played by monkey brother in gaolaozhuang.

"Elder martial brother, I'll tell you, this male benefactor, he, he bullies female benefactor in it!"

See that woman a pair of ferocious appearance, nine good son still really have a little counsels.

"I just waited at the door of the toilet for a long time, but I couldn't hold it any longer. The people in the toilet didn't come out. I thought there was no one in the toilet, so I put my ear to the door to listen to what was going on inside. As a result, I heard the cry of a benefactor, which seemed to be very painful. I think that although we monks jump out of the three realms, we still have to help each other when we see injustice. I'll kick the door. "