Master Pei's Spoiled Sweetheart

"Wife, don't be angry. I thought of one." Pei Jiuan sees bead bead another face not happy, busy way.

Zhu Zhu said, "can you think of a joke?"

"No, No. I heard from Wu Jin. Once upon a time, two mosquitoes went out to look for food together. One mosquito said to the other, do you see that the bag on the woman's face was bitten by me a week ago, and it's still there. The other mosquito said with disdain, "what's the matter? Look at the two big bags on the woman's chest. I bit them ten years ago, and they didn't get swollen."

Zhu Zhu covered her mouth and chuckled.

Pei Jiu'An actually told her a yellow joke.

It's really hard for him!

"Wu Jin told you such a joke, do you still remember?"

"Wife, I have another joke." Pei Jiu'An is happy to hear Zhu Zhu's story. He tries his best to think of another one.

"Well, tell me."

Pei Jiuan said, "once upon a time, there were two thieves who stole a woman's purse from a bus. The elder brother of the thief opened the woman's purse and quietly took out the woman's purse. He winked at the thief on the bus and asked him to take his wallet. But the little brother of the thief didn't react at all. The big brother of the thief was very angry and didn't succeed in that vote. "

"After going back, the elder brother of the thief asked his younger brother why he didn't take it when he gave him his wallet? The thief said, "the woman's chest is too big to see."

Hearing this, Zhu Zhu chuckled, "Pei Jiu'An, you can even tell such a joke! You, you are really good

"The wife, do you want to listen?" Pei Jiuan pulls Zhu Zhu into his arms and asks in a magnetic voice.

"No. Listen again, in case the baby in the belly is taught bad, how to do? I don't want him to be born a little girl or a little wolf

"Then I won't say it."

Zhu Zhu nestled in Pei Jiu'An's arms. "It's said that crows are generally black in the world. In fact, you men also talk about women behind their backs, don't you?"

"I didn't tell Wu Jin. I only heard Wu Jin talk about it."

"What did he say?" Zhu Zhu asked curiously.

"When he was a child, he told me that it was too much trouble for men to wear pants. He wants to wear a skirt like a woman

Zhu Zhu's eyes were wide open. Wu Jin had such an idea. It's too wonderful.

"Later, he secretly bought a skirt. For a day at home. And guess what he said to me? " Pei Jiuan road.

"What did you say?" Zhu Zhu asked.

Pei Jiuan approached Zhuzhu's ear and said in a low voice, "he said that after putting on the skirt, the sound of farting will become louder."

Zhu Zhu covered his stomach. "Pei Jiu'An, Wu Jin is really a living treasure. It's so funny! Ha ha ha... "

"And he often farts at work. Once he accidentally farted, but he was a young master of the Wumen Wu family in Kyoto. How could he let others think that he farted. So, he just slapped his nose with his hand and said, "who is so wicked and farts in public?"

Zhu Zhu couldn't laugh any more. Wu Jin was too good at pretending.

Pei Jiu'An was very happy to see Zhu Zhu smile, and he laughed with her.

Zhu Zhu laughed enough, lying in Pei Jiu'An's arms and asked, "have you ever farted?"

"Let it go."

"Is there a sound there?" Zhu Zhu looked at him with a pair of bright eyes.

Pei Jiuan said in a low voice, "I'll take a deep breath and let my fart out slowly. Let the air flow smaller, there will be no sound. Even if there is a bad smell after farting, no one knows that I did it. "

"You, you are such a thief! Ha ha ha... "

Zhu Zhu laughed directly into tears.

With a smile, Zhu Zhu pushed Pei Jiu'An away and began to cry on the bed.

This can frighten Pei Jiuan, "wife, what's the matter with you? Is there something wrong? Let's go. Let's go to the hospital now. "

"I don't want to go to the hospital. Pei Jiuan, I am very happy, but I am very worried. What if, what if I really have AIDS? Baby will also have AIDS, he came to this world, got such a serious disease, then how can he survive? Wuwuwu... "

The worries accumulated in Zhuzhu's heart for many days, because of the fluctuation of body and emotion, all poured out.

Pei Jiuan once again put Zhu Zhu in his arms. He reached out to wipe Zhu Zhu's tears and said rationally and calmly, "No. First of all, you don't have to be infected with HIV. Even if infected, we can take positive measures to intervene and protect our baby. Once the baby is born in the future, it will be a healthy baby. You are a medical student and proficient in Chinese and Western medicine. You should be very clear, right? "

"Really?"

"It's true, of course. You don't believe me, you have to believe in yourself and your expertise. " Pei Jiuan road.

Zhu Zhu sucked her nose and put away her tears. She noticed that Pei Jiu'An had just used her hand to help her guess her tears. She pushed him and said, "go and wash your hands quickly. You must disinfect them and wash them several times. You just wiped my tears. Go"Pearl, it won't be infected. You... "

"Go! You don't want me to worry about you? " Zhu Zhu said.

Pei Jiuan sighed helplessly. He had to get up and go to the bathroom to wash his hands back and forth.

After washing, Zhuzhu asked Pei Jiu'An to extend his hands and smell them to confirm that he used a scented hand sanitizer.

"Well, I'll wash it. Would you like to have a sleep? " Pei Jiu'An saw that Zhu Zhu was tired and asked softly.

Great joy and great sorrow are the easiest to hurt.

Zhu Zhu did feel tired now, she nodded.

Pei Jiuan helped her lie down and tucked her in.

"Wife, have a good sleep. Wake up and call me

Zhu Zhu, with a sound, closed her eyes and fell asleep.

Pei Jiuan walked out of Zhuzhu's bedroom.

As soon as he went out, ye yuan stood at the door of his bedroom, "what's the matter? I just heard that Zhu Zhu was laughing and crying

"I think it's pregnancy. She's in a bit of a high mood. But it doesn't matter. I'm asleep. "

"It's hard to be pregnant, but now there are so many bad things. Pei Jiuan, I can tell you, you can't make her angry, let alone make her sad." Ye yuan warned.

"Don't worry, Ma. I won't make Zhuzhu angry, and I won't make her sad. "

"Well, she's been vomiting these days. If she goes on like this, she'll lose her shape. I'll ask my mother if there's any way to stop her vomiting. " Ye Yuan said.

"Thank you, mom."

"Thank you. I wasn't with her when she had her first baby. The second child has to be served well. The young girl gave birth to three children for you. It's not easy to think about it. "