Master Tongtian

Chapter 373 The Golden Ratio of Nature (23)

It was around twelve o'clock in the afternoon the next day.

Rosen loaded a pair of more professional barbecue tools, various fresh meats, and some rugs onto the plane, and then quickly sailed to the agreed islands.

I arrived at the land in advance and used the disintegration technique to carefully clean and smooth the surface of the island. Finally, I spread a layer of cashmere rug soaked in seawater and put on the grill.

Finally, an easel was placed next to it and special waterproof oil painting materials were put on it.

Not long after getting ready, there was a crashing sound from the edge of the island, and Lord Fisher, wearing a rose-patterned fish skin coat, arrived on time.

Behind her were two shorter mermaids, both of whom were pretty girls. They were holding many pieces of clothing in their hands. Judging from their temperament and clothing, they must be Fischer's maids.

Fischer saw the cleared islands and carpets and nodded with satisfaction.

"You have the heart."

So she got down from the waves and sat on the carpet with her tail curled up, like a lady sitting like an aristocratic woman.

She curiously looked at the barbecue grill in front of her: "What kind of barbecue are you having today?"

"We have prepared a lot of fresh meat, including velvet rabbit leg, beef tenderloin, goose leg, lamb ribs, lamb tenderloin, grizzly bear meat, etc. There are probably more than a dozen kinds."

Fischer's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he praised sincerely: "Ah, the food on the land is so abundant."

Rosen began to introduce the wine he brought again.

"There are many types of wine this time. There are more than a dozen types of sparkling ale alone, including oat, rye, winter wheat, summer wheat, purple wheat, etc."

"In addition, there are some other wines, including moonlight wine from the north, emerald wine from the east, gold wine from the middle, etc."

Rosen put all kinds of drinks on the table one by one. There were more than twenty kinds. It was like a drinking party, which made Fischer's eyes dazzled.

"With so much wine, can you mainlanders drink it?"

Rosen said: "Ordinary people can only drink a few of them, but I am a lord and have some resources on hand, so I brought a few more to see which wine suits your taste."

"Of course, I personally don't like drinking, because alcohol will confuse my will and affect my spellcasting."

Fischer nodded in agreement: "What you said is not wrong, but compared to the wonderful feeling brought by the wine, these side effects are not worth mentioning at all."

She pointed to a bottle of wine that was as blue as the sea and said, "The color of this wine is very beautiful. What is it called?"

"Oh, it's called Ocean Kiss. ​​It's made from dark blue grapes that are a specialty of Baisha City, so it's also called dark blue wine."

"Good name, give me a drink."

Rosen poured half a cup for her.

Fischer held the blanket with his left hand and held the wine glass in his right hand. He sat slantedly and began to taste the wine carefully.

After taking a sip, she sighed contentedly, patted the fishtail on the carpet, and expressed her opinion.

"Barbecue and fine wine are probably the greatest inventions of the land people."

Rosen smiled: "The Lord's words are quite poetic and can be recorded in a storybook as a text."

"Oh, how should I write it?"

Rosen laid out the barbecue first and let Fischer choose. The latter looked at it carefully and chose beef tenderloin.

Rosen roasted the beef on the fire and said while roasting.

"On a sunny afternoon, under the blue sky, in the blue sea, the sea breeze is like a mother's gentle caressing her child's hand."

"The wise and beautiful Lord Fischer held a crystal wine glass and sat leisurely on the island, expressing his wise views on the land people."

The thing is still the same, but after Rosen said it gently in a story-telling tone, it seemed to be given a peculiar literary color, which made people unconsciously create a very beautiful imagination, even better than The reality that is happening is even better.

Fischer's eyes were a little blurry and he couldn't help but sigh softly.

"Ah~~ You mainlanders are so clever at how you spend your time~ Just a few words made me feel like I was in a dream of life."

Gently placing the crystal wine glass by his side, the mage picked up a piece of rabbit leg meat with his hand, followed Rosen's example, dipped it in the seasoning for a while, and then grilled it on the charcoal fire.

After a while, the aroma of grilled meat spread out, which not only whetted Fischer's appetite, but also greatly attracted the attention of the two mermaid servants behind him, making it difficult to remain calm.

Rosen looked at Fischer's barbecue and knew that the heat was not right, so he handed over his roasted beef tenderloin and took the rabbit leg from the other party's hand.

"Lord, let me help you."

During the exchange, the two touched their fingers lightly.

Rosen felt that the other person's fingers were cool. It couldn't be said to be cold, just slightly lower than human body temperature.

He is still warm-blooded, but his basal body temperature is one or two degrees lower than that of a human.

Fischer expressed his feelings directly: "The blood of land people is really hot. Is it because they are afraid of the cold?"

"It is true that land people are more afraid of the cold, but as long as they wear enough clothes, they can keep warm. And land people can be found even in the frosty land in the far north."

Fischer took a bite of the beef tenderloin, tasted it and made his opinion.

"It tastes even better than yesterday. It's tender, smooth and soft. It's really delicious."

She took a few bites and gave the remaining half to the two maids behind her.

The two maids first bent down to salute, then took it respectfully and began to eat. Although their expressions remained calm due to the constraints of etiquette, their eyes became very bright.

Fischer continued the previous topic: "Landlanders, do you have to wear clothes?"

"Not necessarily. If it's summer, I'll wear very little."

"Oh, is there a time when you don't wear it?"

After saying that, Fischer's face showed a trace of curiosity: "I'm just curious about what you land people look like. My fishman slave said that you look very strange."

Rosen didn't expect the topic to reach this point. He didn't know what to say and could only smile awkwardly.

"The bodies of each race are naturally different, and they are far from weird."

"You're right."

Fischer took the rabbit leg again and ate it with relish: "But I'm still curious. Can you show me the body of a land person?"

Rosen said: "I'll draw it for you."

"Why bother painting? It's not cold today, why don't you just take off your clothes and show me."

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Fischer took the initiative to take another glass of oatmeal sparkling wine and drank it. After taking a big sip, he said: "Everyone is curious about alien bodies, but fair trade is the basic law of the world. So, if you show it to me, I will naturally also like it." You show me my body.”

Seeing that she was so persistent and indeed far more powerful than Rosen, it was not a good thing to go against the other person's wishes too much.

Maybe the other person would take off all his clothes if he got excited.

That would be disgraceful.

Rosen simply took off his clothes and showed off the body of the land man.

After showing it off, he quickly put it on again: "Have you resolved your curiosity now, Lord?"

Fischer nodded and expressed his opinion.

"It's completely different from what I imagined. They are really weird land people. With so many burdens on you, it's no wonder you can't swim fast in the sea."

Soon, she was full and said: "According to your request yesterday, I brought a dozen sets of clothes that can be worn in rotation. I hope that each set of clothes will give me at least one picture."

Rosen then suggested: "Would you like to try the land people's clothes?"

"Oh, did you bring it?"

"Some upper body clothes of flowing silk. As for the lower body, I couldn't find anything suitable for the moment."

"Let's talk about it next time. I like to wear a complete set, otherwise it won't be perfect."

"As you wish."

Rosen walked behind the easel and started painting, and soon finished a painting called "Lord Drinking".

Take it off for Fischer to admire.

Fischer looked left and right, and couldn't get enough of it for several minutes: "Ah~ you are indeed a master of painting, you always give me huge surprises."

After saying that, she turned to the maid behind her and said, "Serve me to change my clothes."

Then he said to Rosen: "You can take this opportunity to look at my body. Don't worry about offending me. You are a foreigner, and I never mind the gaze of a foreigner."

Rosen actually had nothing to see.

In his opinion, it was nothing more than a lower body similar to a dolphin, but more slender and delicate than a dolphin, and then connected to the upper body of a human woman.

He has seen it all, so naturally he is not curious.

But he had a vague feeling that this mermaid lord had a narcissistic element in his character.

She seemed to be very proud of her body. Under such circumstances, if she showed disdain, she might be angry.

Therefore, he watched without restraint.

After looking at it for a while, I realized that my guess was indeed correct. The lower body of the mermaid was not very different from that of the dolphin. It was just a big, smooth and supple fish tail.

But it's not all the same.

Dolphins have completely smooth skin all over their bodies, but mermaids still have many human features, such as plump hips and some decorative hair that seems unnecessary.

After Fischer changed into new clothes, Rosen sat down, looked for an angle and continued painting.

Fischer asked: "Landlander, what do you think of my body?"

Rosen commented as he painted: "I think it's beautiful."

No smart person would say it doesn't look good at this time, but having said that, it does look good.

Fischer didn't believe it: "Are you complimenting me, or are you sincere?"

"Truthfully."

"What's the reason?"

Reasons are easy to find, but it is difficult to find reasons to convince the other party.

After all, they are from a different race, and their synesthesia is much weaker than that of their own race.

But Rosen was prepared.

“The reason is that your body is perfectly aligned with the golden ratio and is nature’s most remarkable creation.”

"The golden ratio?"

Rosen began to explain.

"It's a concept in mathematics. It's the most harmonious and beautiful ratio. It's about 0.618. Well, do you know the mathematics of land people?"

"Don't underestimate people, our clan also has mathematics."

Rosen continued to explain: "We mainlanders believe that the belly button is a golden section, and the ratio of the lower body to the body length is 0.618, which is perfect, and you just fit it."

As expected, Fischer's attention was drawn, he began to observe himself carefully, and then nodded in surprise.

"Ah~ It's so amazing~"

Rosen cited seven or eight phenomena that exist in nature and are consistent with the golden ratio.

This greatly increases the persuasiveness of his words.

He coaxed the mermaid lord into blooming hearts, and his eyes became much softer.

After that, Fischer really took the trouble to change all the clothes, and Rosen just kept painting.

Fortunately, he works very quickly now, and the new paint used to make it waterproof is almost quick-drying, so one painting only takes ten minutes to complete.

Rosen continued painting until three o'clock in the afternoon, and finally painted a picture without clothes.

"Lord, this is for you as a souvenir."

Fischer blushed immediately when he saw it, but he still put the painting away and praised it sincerely.

"Not bad~I am very satisfied with your painting."

"So when is the next barbecue?"

Rosen thought for a moment: "Although barbecue is delicious, eating it regularly is not good for your health. So, after three days?"

"How about tomorrow?"

"Okay, what about the old time, one o'clock in the afternoon?"

"Okay~"

Fischer smiled happily and asked the maid to hand Rosen a piece of jet black fluorescent stone wrapped in thick seaweed.

"I saw you were interested in the Luminous Stone of Doom yesterday. I felt that you had an enemy to deal with, so I brought you one."

Rosen was overjoyed, but seriously corrected him: "No, I'm not dealing with enemies. I'm just very interested in unknown things and want to study them carefully."

Fischer nodded: "It feels like you are telling the truth, which is even better. After all, I don't like a narrow-minded land man."

Then she returned to the sea with two maids and a large stack of waterproof paintings.

"I won't be painting tomorrow. During the barbecue, you can tell me some stories about the land people, okay?"

"no problem."

Fischer left satisfied.

Rosen also turned around and returned to the plane. However, he did not take back the items on the island. Instead, he dug a hole in the rock and carefully preserved it.

Afterwards, he flew the plane back to the Governor's Palace.

After the plane left, there was a flash of waves next to the island, and Fischer reappeared, sitting on the island, dipping his big tail in the sea water, wagging it.

At the same time, he held his chin with both hands, raised his head slightly, and watched the plane go away without blinking.

"The world on land seems very interesting."