May Be the Fake Gintama
Chapter 160: : There is no need to ask about the ideal type of an idiot!
"That **** natural scroll! It is absolutely unforgivable to live with Miss A Miao first!" Kondo also drew out his knife and rushed out.
……
When Yin Shi was sleeping in the house, he suddenly opened his eyes. Quietly Mimi opened the quilt and sat up.
"Have you finally fallen asleep?" Gintoki murmured, "I can finally escape now! From this hell!"
As for why Yinshi said that, of course it was because of the meticulous (traumatic) care (abuse) by Amiao while he was recuperating at Amiao's house these days.
There was no good place on her body, but... after so many days, Ginshi felt that she had seen Santukawa in his sleep several times, and almost couldn't help but walk over.
Especially when I was forced to eat a few bowls of egg porridge made by A Miao's hands every day, the taste... Thinking of it, Yin Shi felt all over.
"If you want to escape, you can only take advantage of it now..." Yin Shishi mumbled to himself, then quietly did not dare to make a noise, slowly lifted the quilt, slowly got up, tiptoed to the door, and began to wear himself Clothes shoes.
"Yo Xi, I was not found." Yin Shi was a little bit happy, but when he just stepped out of the room, suddenly the alarm sounded, "What's the matter!"
But it was too late to think so much, Yin Shi ran towards the courtyard in an instant...
"Xinjiang! That natural roll is ready to escape!" Ah Miao woke up instantly after hearing the alarm bell, and shouted at the door, "Enable fortress mode!"
"Hi hi..." The new eight haw who was sleeping in his room was also awakened. After yawning, he turned and lay down, rubbed his eyes and fumbled for the glasses on the side. Immediately afterwards, a small piece of floor in front of Xin Ba Hao revealed a depression. Without any explanation, Xin Ba Hao pressed the red button in the small groove.
"Ha~" After finishing all this, Xin Ba Hao yawned again and fell asleep with his pillow.
At the same time, after Xinbaji pressed the button, the entire yard became a little different, countless traps were activated, all exits were sealed, and the entire mansion became a real steel fortress.
"That woman! To this point..." Yin Shi looked at the fortified gate in front of him and muttered.
"Ahahahaha!" Ah Miao got dressed, took a long knife and walked to the door of the room, laughing: "Do you think you can escape? This house has withstood countless stalkers' intrusions. , And to prevent the invasion of thieves, a lot of weapons were set up. Now it can be called a fortress! A fortress that even a mouse can't escape!"
"Damn it!" Yin Shit cursed secretly, but immediately after Yin Shi heard the sound of steps behind him, "That's..."
When Yin Shi turned his head, he realized that a group of Baihua members rushed towards him shouting.
"You guys..." Yin Shi thought for two seconds, and instantly looked happy, "Are you Jiang Cheng sent to save me?! Is that idiot finally remembering our friendship?!"
"How is it possible!" The little ape's voice came, "They are going to shoot you! Yinsang! Run away!"
"Shoot? To escape? What do you mean?" Yin Shi was puzzled.
"Silver, you die for me!" Kondo shouted with a knife behind Xiao Yuan, "It is absolutely unforgivable to dare to live with Miss A Miao first!"
"Dead natural scroll, don't run!" A group of Baihua members shouted, "Tell us Jiang Cheng-sama's ideal type before death!!!"
"Jiang Cheng's ideal type? What is that?" Yin Shi still didn't figure out the situation at this time, but from the expressions of these people, Yin Shi also felt that the person who came was unkind. If this continues, his life will be in danger. Therefore, before he could react, Yin Shi turned his head and ran.
But just after running a few steps, Yin Shi found that a few meters in front of him, A Miao was standing there with a smile on her face. If she wasn't holding a long knife in her hand, she would have thought that she was a gentle and virtuous woman.
"This way too..." Yin Shi turned and ran in the other direction instantly.
"Xinjiang! SOL! It's time for SOL to play!" Ah Miao shouted into the room again.
"Hi, hi..." The half-sleeping Xin Baji yawned and got up, pressing the other red button in front of him again.
When was fleeing, Yin suddenly saw that his body was illuminated by a beam of light, and wherever he ran, the light followed.
"What is this?" Yin Shi was puzzled, but just after speaking, a laser cannon shot down from the sky in an instant.
Boom! ! !
After the bombing, only the black face that was bombed and turned into exploded silver time was left.
"This, shouldn't it be..." Yin Shi raised his head and muttered in cold sweat, "Satellite weapons?!!!"
Yes, Yin Shi was right at all. A satellite was aiming here above the earth. The satellite was marked with the words [SOL740]. I think it should be the model of the satellite. As for why it is called SOL, it is an abbreviation.
Sutookaa (Sutookaa) Punishment () Abbreviation for Laser.
"Xinjiang! Focus the fire there!" Ah Miao shouted again.
"Hi..." As he said, Shinbaji's fingers began to tap the red button in front of him at the speed of Kato Taka's hand that he would kneel down.
……
Looking at the countless bright spots in the sky, Gintoki was already born with no love and was ready to give up. At the same time, a group of Baihua members, as well as the little ape and Kondo, also rushed to Gintoki.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
"Tell us about Sama's ideal type!"
"Yin Sang! I'm here to save you!"
"Silver, you die for me!"
Boom! ! ! boom! ! ! boom! ! !
……
Yoshihara.
"It's really nice weather," Jiang Cheng rarely slept until he woke up naturally, opened his eyes and said with emotion, put on his clothes and walked out of the bedroom.
Just when he arrived in the bedroom, Jiang Chengcheng found that all the Baihua members in his living room were kneeling on the ground with their heads down and daring not to speak. In front of them was Yueyong with an unhappy expression. Moreover, all Baihua members seemed to be involved in the bombing.
"Hello, what's the matter?" Jiang Cheng asked cautiously when he approached Yueyong, "Did Baihua's dormitory explode? Why did everyone become explosive heads? Or was everyone involved in an explosion while I was sleeping The case?"
"Huh, about this," Yue Yong laughed, and then cursed, "It's all your fault! You are a dead house!"
"Hey???" Jiang Cheng was confused, "What are you talking about? I just slept and didn't do anything. You can't deduct the responsibility like this, right?"
"No," Yue Yong murmured while holding his forehead, "Don't let me see you, I will get angry when I see you. Some can't restrain my hands, and I can't restrain the desire to take out Kuwu to kill you. impulse."
"Hey, this is too much!" Jiang Cheng scolded, "I don't know what happened, okay!"
"You guys are kneeling here today, and when will you be better and when will you get up." With that, Yue Yong stepped out of Jiang Cheng's door first.
"Hey! Why are you here with me?" Jiang Cheng yelled, "Do you treat me as a confessional or an ancestral hall? You took my room as a gathering place for Baihua without permission. Up!"
After finishing speaking, Jiang Chengcheng was ready to rush out to find Yueyong's theory, but before he took a step, two of them flew in from outside the door and pierced Jiang Cheng's forehead precisely.
Jiang Chengpu Street...
……
"Hey, what exactly is Jiang Chengsama's ideal type?" A Baihua lady asked coquettishly.
"Huh? My ideal type?" Jiang Cheng turned his head to wonder, "Why are you asking this?"
"It's all the silver-haired natural curls that make us look like this!" Another Baihua lady said in a loud voice, "Blame him for not telling us Jiang Chengsama's ideal type!"
"What the **** did you do when I was asleep..." Jiang Cheng spit out expressionlessly, then sighed and said, "But I can tell you about this."
"Hey?! Really?!"
A group of young ladies immediately surrounded Jiang Cheng.
After clearing his throat, Jiang Cheng put on a solemn expression, and said, "My ideal type...In general, it's gone."
"how could it be possible?"
"There must be some?"
"It must be Sama Jiang Cheng who didn't want to tell us."
"Yes, that's right."
"If you don't have it, you don't have it," Jiang Cheng explained with a light sigh, "Although I don't know what you did to make this picture, but if it is to know this, it is indeed a bit overdone."
"In short, if there is none, there is nothing." Jiang Cheng said and stood up, "There are new games waiting for me today! Everyone~www.readwn.com~ See you later!"
After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned his head and was about to go out with a look of excitement. But just when he walked to the door, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, and turned his head to add: "But saying that, I am very happy about the beauty of hard work. People who are alive like it."
After speaking, Jiang Cheng smiled.
"Sama Jiang Cheng~"
"Just talking about me!"
"No, it's me!"
A group of Baihua members pushed and pushed to Jiang Cheng's front. At the same time, Yamazaki, who was sitting behind a group of Baihua members, felt that this time was a good opportunity to escape. So Yamazaki quietly turned around and prepared to slip away. But just after climbing a few steps, I suddenly heard Jiang Cheng's voice coming again.
"What is this?" Jiang Cheng lowered his body, picked up a photo of his ID, opened it and glanced at it, and muttered, "Shinsengumi, Yamazaki Retire, this is..."
Yamazaki was shocked when he heard this, and quickly touched his pocket, [White teeth! I accidentally lost my ID photo! 】
At the same time, Yamazaki felt that the cold behind him was getting heavier. Yamazaki's face was sweaty, and he turned his head mechanically.
"Well, listen to me!" Yamazaki shouted at the fierce-faced Baihua members, and then knelt down several times.
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