May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 One day, Yoshihara.

　　 Jiang Cheng is in the room.

　　 Jiangcheng stared at him speechlessly, sitting on the ground in front of him, dressed as a housekeeper, with a heavy makeup on his face.

　　 "Slightly enough, what do you want to do? Wig." Jiang Cheng vomited expressionlessly.

"It's not a wig, it's a wig!" Gui replied solemnly, "I just feel that I haven't seen it for a long time, and I really miss it, so I took time out of my busy schedule to come here just to reminisce about the past. Of course, with a little bit of it. The heart of seeking talents comes, I can't bear to watch you continue to fall! You are destined to fight alongside me! Join me to change this decadent world!"

　　 Seeing that Gui was going to be endless again, Jiang Chong clapped his hands brokenly, and then quickly rushed in from the door a few members of Baihua, and set Gui's whole person up.

　　 "Throw it out." Jiang Cheng stood up and said casually, then turned around and walked towards the computer.

"Huh, is this your trump card?" Gui Hun, who was held by a member of Baihua, laughed, and then continued: "When you are competing with each other, whoever shows the hole card in his hand will lose, and can keep the trump card. The winner is at the last minute!"

　　 As he said, Gui looked at Miss Baihua who was aside, and said: "Um, Miss Sister, please take [that] out of my arms! That's my trump card!"

　　 After listening to Miss Baihua, although she didn't want to talk to him, Jiang Cheng turned around curiously after hearing Gui's words. Seeing this, Miss Baihua could only hold back her hand and fumble into Gui's arms.

　　 "This is..." Miss Baihua muttered while looking at what she found.

　　 "That's it," Gui Hun laughed twice, then looked up at Jiang Cheng again, "Jiang Cheng, seeing this, can you still adopt that attitude?"

"Are you... underestimating me?" Jiang Cheng looked at the few chocolate-flavored sticks in Miss Baihua's hand and uttered expressionlessly, and then looked at the crowd of Miss Baihua again, "Throw Get out."

　　"Hi!"×n

　　 "Qiaodou sack!" Gui hurriedly yelled, and then made a deep gesture and said again, "No loss is the trump card of our organization. Facing this temptation, I won't change my face!"

　　 "Hey, remember to strip this suit naked when throwing it away, and hang it at the gate of Yoshihara for three days." Jiang Cheng said again.

　　"Hi!"×n

After 　　 responded, a group of young ladies from Baihua dragged Gui to leave.

"Qiaodou sack! Don't do it this way! It's just a joke!" Gui hurriedly shouted, his tone getting weaker and weaker, "Well, I really need your help for something! Ah! Don't pull your shirt. Drop it! No download! Don’t touch it, it won’t work there! Ah!!!"

　　 Finally, Jiang Cheng's heart softened.

　　 "That's it," Jiang Cheng waved his hand, "Let him go first."

　　 A group of Miss Baihua then put Gui down.

　　……

　　 After listening to Gui's words, Jiang Cheng directly sprayed out the tea he had just drunk, just to spray Gui's face.

"Are you here to tell a cold joke today?!" Jiang Cheng spit out frantically, "The nationally wanted barbarians want to participate in a TV show?! Or a one-day follow-up interview?! Even though you know that your head is always in serious condition. Burned, but not so stupid as this, right?!"

"This is just to let the general public understand exactly what kind of existence we are fighting barbarians!" Gui replied solemnly, "criminals, bombers, radical guerrillas, terrorists. There are many guys who despise us and fear us like this. In fact, many guys are thieves and bandits, but that's only part of them! Most of them are like you and me, who are worried about the country and want to change this country! Don’t you want them to treat you Does your impression change?!"

　　 "It's you! Don't pull others in without authorization!" Jiang Chenggong replied decisively, "Also, aren't you a bomb monster?! What are you pretending to be there!"

"Not only Silver Time, but even you have become like this?!" Gui hugged his hands, showing a look of gratitude, "I really miss those days when we used to fight for this country together, and they are still deeply The ground is carved deep in my mind."

　　 "If you still remember, give me the five thousand yuan borrowed that day!" Jiang Cheng scolded.

　　 "Five thousand yuan? What are you talking about?" Gui switched to that natural expression in an instant, "The age is too old, how do you remember such trivial things?"

　　 "Didn't you just say that it's all in your own mind?!" Jiang Cheng vomited, "Thinking that you can fool it with that natural expression?!"

　　 "Can't you?"

"Of course not!" Jiang Cheng scolded, "That was the only five thousand dollars I had left at the time! I never paid it back after I loaned it to you! Every time I ask you, I always pretend to be a natural face. , Really... it's super popular!"

　　 "Are you still a samurai if you are so pretentious?! A samurai should be casual!" Gui retorted.

　　 "I have a relationship with the samurai!" Jiang Cheng scolded, but in the end Jiang Cheng sighed softly, "Well, forget it, I don't want to worry about it anymore."

After listening to Gui, he showed a surprise expression on his face, and said, "Really?! Are you really not concerned?! If you say this, the previous accounts are all written off, right?! Not only the five thousand yuan time, but also The 10,000 yuan and 20,000 yuan are also invalidated!"

"You remember it at all!" Jiang Cheng yelled while pulling Gui's collar, "I just bombed you! Admit it? Admit it all! Give me back all my 35,000 yuan, you guys. Bastard!"

　　 "Huh? Thirty-five thousand yuan? Nani thirty-five thousand yuan? Would you like to lend me thirty-five thousand yuan?" Gui switched to the natural mode again.

　　 "Please go to **** and think about it slowly!" Jiang Cheng didn't know when he changed into the clothes of the wrong person, and stood behind Gui with a knife in his hand. While Gui was sitting on the ground, a short knife appeared in the small box in front of him.

　　"Qiaodou sack!" Gui hurriedly shouted, and then said with a serious face: "If it is really arrears, I will not be in arrears! Then, at least take out the IOU or receipt."

　　 "Obviously you said that you would pay it back the next day! That's why I didn't let you write the IOU and receipt! Are you **** planning to die?!" Jiang Cheng cursed with a burst of veins.

"Then it can't be proved?" Gui nodded, and then showed embarrassment. "That's difficult. Since there is no IOU and receipt, then it can't prove that I really borrowed money from you. Since it can't prove me. I really borrowed money from you, so it’s a question of whether this debt really exists. After all, there is no memory in my mind. I used to ask you to borrow money before writing down the IOU and receipt..."

　　 "Come on, drag him out and take a parade." Jiang Cheng shouted at the door.

"and many more!"

　　……

　　 Jiang Cheng and Gui sat down again face to face again, but the difference is that Jiang Cheng’s face was refreshed, while Gui, who was on the opposite side, had a blue nose and a swollen face, as if he had just suffered a traffic accident.

　　 "Then, do you want me to record your stupid appearance on TV?" Jiang Cheng said with a smile and squinted eyes.

"No, because I considered that the reporter interviewed was a Hanano anchor who was in the blooming season, and considering the ratings of the show, I carefully considered the end of the show. Two people sat in a cafe and let me introduce her to the past. Photo, and finally received an unexpected letter from a relative and friend and was moved to tears. Come to a development like [Will you come to my house?]!" Gui explained with a hand in her arms.

　　 "It's too old-fashioned, right." Jiang Cheng spit out expressionlessly, "and what's the last sentence? Are you playing a gangster?"

　　 Gui ignored Jiang Cheng’s complaints, and said again: “But considering that the other party may not have prepared the letter, the effect of the program will be greatly reduced, so in order to prevent this from happening. So I want to ask you...”

　　 "It's a shame, I won't be able to write that kind of thing when I die." Before Gui finished speaking, Jiang Cheng resolutely refused.

　　 "No, I haven't said what I want you to do," Gui replied, and then took out a letter from his arms, "I have prepared the letter or something! There is no need to worry!"

　　 "Did you even prepare the letters by yourself?!" Jiang Cheng vomited.

　　 "After all, this is the first time I have met audiences from all over the country. We must take all circumstances into consideration. For example, the timing of inserting advertisements..."

　　 "Those things don't need to be considered by you at all!" Jiang Cheng scolded.

"After all, you also need funds to fight the barbarian," Gui retorted with a serious expression on his face. "The issue of advertising revenue still needs to be discussed! So far, I have won the ramen sponsorship of Jisongdian! The day of the interview~www.readwn.com ~As long as you praise the ramen in the Jisongdian store loudly in front of the camera, you will get a bowl of free!

　　 "Do you rely on a bowl of ramen to fight the barbarian?!"

　　 "No, I actually contacted the delicious and awesome merchants, as long as the delicious delicious appeared in front of the camera, you can get a whole box!" Gui replied.

　　 "Enough, I don't want to complain." Jiang Cheng casually waved his hand and replied, "Hurry up and talk about business. The chapter is almost over and I haven't said the point."

　　 "Would you like to intervene in this ad? I will help you design the ad slogan and so on!" Gui suggested.

"Sounds really good. You can promote a wave of Yoshihara nationwide and bring benefits to Yoshihara..." Jiang Cheng nodded and analyzed. After two seconds of contemplation, Jiang Cheng looked at Gui with a serious expression and said: "Ta Ga, verbally wow!"

　　 "Why! Obviously a win-win situation, OK!" Gui shouted.

　　 "If it's someone else, I might agree, but if it's you... I always think things will get worse..." Jiang Cheng said with embarrassment on his face.

　　 "Is the trust between us not left at all?!" Gui shouted, "Is the past that you can entrust your back to the other party really gone forever?!"

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