May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 "No one said that!" Yue Yong scolded, and then looked at Jiang Cheng's lower body, and then said: "And you should look like a... wilted man, right?"

　　 Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng was silent. He lowered his head and did not speak for a long time, but in the eyes of Kagura on the side, Jiang Cheng's body burned with an inexplicable red flame.

　　 "After all, since you came to Yoshihara, you have never..." Yueyong continued, but Jiang Cheng interrupted before finishing talking.

"Shut up...Shut up!" Jiang Cheng raised his head and gritted his teeth and looked at Yue Yong fiercely, staring at his big red eyes and shouted: "Just...you seem to have said something you shouldn't say... Would you like to let you try what a man is a real [One-horned Fairy King]! When I visited Hualiu Street, you didn't even know the physiological structure of a man! Kill you!"

"It's just talking about it... Well, even though I said that, I won't look down on you." Yue Yong showed sympathy, then turned and left Jiang Cheng's room, "You guys, hurry up." a little…"

　　 "Uncle..." Kagura stood on tiptoe and patted Jiang Cheng on the shoulder, and comforted: "It's okay, men will become soft caterpillars at a certain age, Mommy said."

　　 Jiang Cheng, who was a little touched just now, sprayed out a mouthful of old blood after this blow.

　　 "Jiang Cheng sama!" A group of young ladies from Baihua rushed over in an instant, and surrounded Jiang Cheng with three floors inside and outside three floors.

　　 "Is it true that what the leader said?!"

　　 "How is it possible!"

　　 "But...Sama Jiang became like this after hearing those words..."

　　 "That said..."

　　 Hearing these words, Jiang Cheng knelt directly and vomited blood again. Then he rubbed his chest and wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth. He raised his head to look at the members of Baihua, and defended: "Those words are forbidden to any man... There is nothing wrong with my body! My [Unicorn Fairy] is still alive! If you go to sumo, you will definitely become a Henggang! There is no sign of degenerating into a caterpillar! Don't listen to that stinky woman talking nonsense!"

"At this time, men have a lot of face, and even if they are really not good, they will refute it with a strong attitude." Kagura nodded with his hands and said seriously, "That's what Mommy said, Aru. "

　　 "Don't make any more mess, okay!" Jiang Cheng scolded, "How could Sister Jiang Hua tell you this! It's all made up by you!"

　　 "If a man behaves more and more angry at this time, it means that your words are already inseparable Aru!" Kagura said again, "This is Aru that Mommy told me."

　　 "How is it possible!" Jiang Cheng scolded.

　　 "I've already started to lose my temper. At this time, Aru is 100% sure!" Kagura said again.

　　 "Where are you on earth?" Jiang Cheng vomited expressionlessly.

　　……

　　 In the forest on the outskirts of Edo.

　　 Kagura stood in front of a group of Baihua ladies, with high fighting spirit in his eyes. Standing next to Kagura was Tsukiyong with a casual look. As for Jiang Cheng, he walked at the end with a look of lovelessness. Of course, no matter what man heard that kind of thing, he couldn't pretend he didn't hear it. After all... that is the dignity of a man!

　　 "Grab, grab, unicorn~" Kagura hummed and led the way, but suddenly Kagura stopped.

　　 The people behind also stopped.

　　 "That's..." Yue Yong followed Kagura's gaze, and saw certain natural scroll and certain glasses are setting up a tent.

　　 "Why are you here!!" Kagura was shocked, "Masaka! Is it also to help me catch the unicorn? Aru?!"

　　 "Ah, Kagura-chan." Xin Ba Hao raised his head and greeted with a smile, "And Ms. Yueyong and everyone from Baihua."

　　 "Don't be stupid, why are those guys here..." Yin Shi said without raising his head.

　　 just finished speaking, a kunai has been pierced to the back of Yinshi's head.

　　 "Oh, Saxi ignores it." Yue Yong walked over and said hello, "Do you believe it now?"

　　 "You don't need to say hello in this way!" Yin Shit pulled out the kunai from his head and cursed, "What kind of way is this to say hello! Do you think I'm the same as that idiot Jiang Cheng?!"

　　 "But again, what about Jiang Chengsang? Why didn't you see Jiang Chengsang?" Xin Ba Hao asked curiously.

　　 Then, a kind of Miss Baihua gave up her way, only to see Jiang Cheng squatting on the ground with a look of lovelessness, curled up into a ball with his legs, and sunk in the shadows.

　　 "How do you feel... Jiang Chengsang is a bit wrong today..." Xin Ba Chi muttered.

　　 Jiang Cheng also felt something, raised his head and looked at Xin Ba Ji, curled his lips, and reluctantly said hello: "Hello..."

　　 "Hey! What's the matter?! This is no longer wrong, right! What happened?!" Xin Bajia exclaimed.

　　 "Don't care, don't care," Kagura waved his hand and said casually, "It's just being slandered by someone's words."

　　 After speaking, Kagura glanced at Yueyong on the side.

　　 "Really a weak man, I can't stand a small setback." Yue Yong said casually after smoking a cigarette.

"That's not a small setback!" Jiang Cheng stood up, rushed to Yueyong and Kagura quickly, and shouted loudly, "Those words are forbidden to any man." It’s a joke you can’t make! You guys should learn a little bit of common sense for me!"

　　 "Why are you more and more curious about what you said to Jiang Chengsang..." Xin Ba Chi muttered.

　　 "Do you still need to be curious about this?" Gin Shiki walked over and put on a look of someone who came by, "The most unbelievable joke for men is definitely that..."

　　 "That?" Xin Baji asked puzzledly.

　　 "Well, that's it," Yin Shizuku nodded, then [straightly] raised a finger, "It's [Unicorn Fairy]!"

　　 "One-horned fairy?" Xin Ba Ji was still a little confused, "What do you mean?"

　　 But just after finishing talking, Xin Ba Ji found that Yin Shi's line of sight had moved down a bit, and the end of his line of sight was exactly what he had been idle for 16 years...

　　 Xin Ba Ji finally reacted, and he helped his glasses, and said with a black line: "It's true, this is indeed a joke for men."

"Xin Ba Chi, you don't have to worry about it," Kagura patted Xin Ba Chi on the shoulder and comforted him. "There will never be anyone making jokes like that with you. Don't worry, you won't even be able to do that in your life. Those who have the opportunity to use [One Horned Fairy] are already destined for a lifetime of virginity."

　　 Everyone nodded at the same time.

　　 "Puff!" Xin Ba Ji received this blow and sprayed a mouthful of blood...kneeled.

　　 "This kind of lethality..." Gintoki murmured, "I used to hear that language is also a powerful weapon, but I didn't expect to see it today."

　　 "Ginjang is the same for you," Kagura said again.

　　 "Don't say silly things, how could this level of anger make me angry." Gin Shiki waved his hand and said casually.

But after just finished speaking, I saw Xin Ba Hao wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, stood up again, grabbed Kagura's shoulder, staring at the big red eyes and shouted: "Are you looking down on virginity?! Don't Underestimate your virginity, you bastard! A man who still practices the way of virginity at the age of 30 can be reborn as a Kato Eagle of the hand of God!"

　　 "Well, calm down, Xin Ba Ji." Yin Shi patted Xin Ba Ji on the shoulder and comforted, "It's not a big deal, don't need to be so excited. Anyway, it is destined to be virgin for a lifetime."

　　 "Who do you think is destined to be virgin for a lifetime!" Xin Baji roared.

　　 "Of course it is you." Yin Shi replied naturally.

　　 "It's so pitiful, that Dong Zhen boy."

　　 "Yes, a teenager destined to be virgin for a lifetime."

　　 Listening to the whispers of a group of Baihua members, Xin Ba Ji also fell into the shadows and formed the shadow duo with Jiang Cheng.

　　……

　　 "Xin Ba Ji, do you want revenge?" Jiang Cheng asked the Xin Ba Ji in a low voice.

　　 "Vengeance? What do you mean?" Xin Baji asked in a low voice.

　　 "Girls are all afraid of that?" Jiang Cheng's face exudes a dangerous (black belly) breath.

"That one?"

"Yes, that's it," Jiang Cheng said in a low voice, "I know you will stay here for a day and a night, right? Then why don't we have a courage test? Yinshi is also very afraid of that kind of stuff... first……"

　　 "You mean pretending to be ghosts to scare people?!"

"Your voice is too loud! I will be heard!" Jiang Cheng punched Xin Ba Chi, and then continued, "If you want revenge, you can only take advantage of tonight and catch the unicorn later. Time~www.readwn.com~ You and me are in a group, and we two arrange it carefully..."

　　 After finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng laughed happily...

　　 "But I always feel that something is not so good..." Xin Baji murmured.

"How come? Can you swallow the insult to you just now?" Jiang Cheng continued to bewilder Xin Ba Hao, "You are a man, this kind of joke is absolutely forbidden, how can you choose to swallow your breath as a man? What? It's all for the dignity of men!"

　　 As he said, Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong who was directing a group of Baihua members to set up a tent, hooked up the corner of his mouth, and said, "Now, for the insult to me, I will double it!"

　　……

　　 "Yo Xi, the tent is set up, let's start hunting for the unicorn!" Yueyong announced in front of the members of Baihua.

　　 "Oh!" the members of Baihua shouted enthusiastically. Then they turned their eyes to Jiang Cheng, who was whispering to Xin Ba Ha.

　　 Feeling the coolness of Jiang Cheng behind her, she turned her head and saw that a group of young ladies from Baihua were holding nets with fierce light, staring at herself as if looking at some prey, and she couldn't help but shudder.

　　 "What are they...what do they want to hunt..." Xin Baji spit out expressionlessly.

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