May Be the Fake Gintama

Chapter 199: : A man always has a heart that wants to take risks!

     "Go there, it's the only sacred place in Edo." Jiang Cheng nodded and decided.

   "Holy land? What is that?" Fourteen puzzled.

"Yoshiwara's signboard." Jiang Cheng replied with a chuckle, "No, not only the signboard of Yoshihara, but also the signboard of the whole Edo. You will never find the same store in Edo! There is only one copy for all Edo. The special service~ I would not recommend it to most people, and I brought you here because you are the son of the uncle."

   "Is there any store like that?!" Fourteen was shocked.

   Maomao on the side heard two streams of heat from his nostrils again, with an expression of eagerness.

"What a junior, is he excited just by hearing it?" Jiang Cheng said with a smile holding his hand, "In that case, please be prepared. Be prepared to save all the things you have accumulated. ready!"

   After listening, Mao Mao on the side became more excited. Two lines of nosebleeds flowed down from his nose and kept dripping on the ground.

   "Hey! Master Mao Mao! You are too excited too!"

   "The generals are from generation to generation, they are all excited and sleepless the night before the hike!" Mao Mao said solemnly.

   "Hahahaha, really funny brother," Jiang Cheng suggested with a smile, "how about making preparations in advance?"

   "Ready?" Mao Mao puzzled.

   "Ah, it seems that you really can't wait, so why don't you take off the shackles on your body first? This can save a lot of time, in other words, you will have more time to blend in."

   "That's it, it is indeed more efficient to do this." Mao Mao nodded.

   "What nonsense are you talking about! What do you want General... Master Mao to do!" Fourteen shouted.

   "I just kindly reminded it." Jiang Cheng waved his hand, and continued with an innocent look, "Of course, if I don't want to, just treat it as if I didn't say it."

"Of course! Will... how could Master Mao Mao take off on the street..." Fourteen hadn't finished speaking, but inadvertently saw that Mao Mao had taken off only a pair of briefs, "It really took off. what!"

   "Then, please." Mao Mao put the clothes he took off in Sougo's hands.

"Hi!"

   "Don't be so eager!" Fourteen shouted, "Well, you can take it off when you get to the store! And why did you run into the day of wearing briefs! What a shame!"

   "The generals are from generation to generation, they are all briefs!" Mao Mao replied.

   "Hey, you guys!" Fourteen gritted his teeth and looked at the Shinsengumi members behind him, "If anyone I saw today would dare to speak out..."

   "Then, now we will start the second preparation. Once you are ready, you can step into the store directly." Jiang Cheng nodded and said again.

   "Are you still going to let General... Master Mao Mao do something strange!" Fourteen roared, grabbing Jiang Cheng's collar.

   "It's just necessary preparations." Jiang Cheng exploded the fourteen's hand, explained innocently, and then looked at Mao Mao again, "but don't force it, if you don't prepare mentally."

   "The generals will be prepared for generations from generation to generation!"

"Good momentum, then let me teach you the true meaning of Yoshihara!" Jiang Cheng raised his eyebrows, and then picked up two buckets of lubricant from the side. "Next, just pour the two buckets of lubricant on his body. It's okay."

   "What the **** do you want Master Mao Mao to do!" Fourteen kicked Jiang Cheng and cursed.

"It hurts..." Jiang Cheng got up and continued with a grumbling expression, "I just taught him some basic things. The essential thing to enter this kind of shop is lubricating oil. Don't you know? "

   "I don't know! I don't know at all!" Fourteen scolded, "What kind of a bad shop is that lubricates the whole body!"

   But just after speaking, fourteen saw Mao Mao on the side really pour two barrels of lubricant on his body, not letting it go.

   "It's really smeared!" Fourteen, the whole person is not good, and the smoke in his mouth also fell to the ground.

   "Is this all right?" Mao Mao looked at Jiang Cheng and asked. But everyone present could tell that Mao Mao was very excited. Because the nosebleeds are still flowing.

   "Well, it's almost there." Jiang Cheng nodded, "Come with me next, it's man's adventure time next~"

  【Adventure! The speed of Mao Mao's nosebleed spewing directly increased tenfold, and then he didn't think he had followed Jiang Cheng's footsteps.

   "Bridge bean sack!" Fourteen hurriedly shouted, "If you have to apply that kind of thing... then at least put a layer of mayonnaise on the surface of the lubricant!"

   "Mayonnaise?" Mao Mao puzzled.

"Ah, although the lubricating fluid is irretrievable, at least put a layer of mayonnaise on the outside," said Fourteen and took out two bottles of mayonnaise from his arms. "Don't underestimate the mayonnaise. , This is the best food in the world. I believe that if we have this, Master Mao Mao will also become the most popular customer in the store."

   Just finished the fourteenth, Jiang Cheng turned around and knocked it down and cursed: "No! There is no shop where you need to apply mayonnaise all over your body!"

   Jiang Cheng just finished speaking, but inadvertently saw Mao Mao who was smearing mayonnaise on his body.

   "It's really smeared!!!"

  ……

   At the entrance of the Ugly Girl Club.

   "Yo Xi, this is it." Jiang Cheng explained with a smile.

   Everyone: "..."

   "Why the Ugly Girl Club!" Fourteen scolded, "What are you thinking about?!"

   "What's the matter? This is Yoshiwara's only club, and it is very popular in Yoshiwara." Jiang Cheng explained, "This is a holy place that high-level adventurers don't dare to easily step into."

   "What a terrible adventure this is! I can't even imagine it!" Fourteen shouted.

"That's why you feel that your level is not enough." Jiang Cheng sighed lightly and continued, "This kind of place has top demon kings in different worlds waiting for the heroes to conquer! It's like a seat. The peak is waiting for climbers to conquer!"

"The difficulty is too high! Give me something simpler!" Fourteen shouted, "Replace me with the one from Novice Village! The devil is too much! A small hill will do! "

"Indeed, this little brother's level doesn't seem too high, no, it should be said that only lv0 is right." Jiang Cheng nodded, and then looked at Mao Mao who was covered with mayonnaise, "prepared to give up. Is it? If so, I'll take you to the Novice Village for a tour."

   As he said, Jiang Cheng's tone changed, and he continued with a weird yin and yang, "Hey~ I thought he was a spineless guy, I didn't expect that he would not even dare to try this kind of thing~"

   "This person is really super hot..." Fourteen gritted his teeth and murmured.

   "The generals have been climbers for generations!" Mao Mao took a step forward.

   Jiang Cheng snorted and said, "It seems that I was abrupt. There are also spineless guys."

   "Sir... Mao Mao, don't force it! Your level is not suitable for leveling here! You will be killed by a spike!" Fourteen quickly persuaded.

   "No, I have decided." With that, Mao Mao walked directly into the store.

  ……

   After everyone followed Maomao into the store, they were all stunned. For a long time, everyone was relieved.

Looking at the wandering girls on the stage, Fourteen murmured: "The level is too different... It's a demon king, it's more like a dance of demons! Master Mao Mao, we better leave soon. , This kind of place..."

   "How is it? Not bad, right?" Jiang Cheng smiled and looked at Mao Mao.

   "Not bad you are tall! You can't see it at all!" Fourteen cursed.

"I know," Jiang Cheng snorted disdainfully and then mocked, "You only care about the looks of these wandering girls? Really, they are really annoying guys. According to their looks, they are divided into three or six. Nine class."

   "Should I be said to be the first class? You can despise the inferior people with peace of mind~ this kind of privilege is really amazing~"

   "No one said that!" Fourteen cried, "Don't pick me up casually!"

"Jiang Chengsang makes sense. You shouldn't hate a person for no reason because of your appearance," Kondo nodded, "What's wrong with ugly girls? Ugly girls are also human! Since ugly girls can also do this kind of work. If they do, then maybe they have incredible skills!"

   "What you said are totally different things!" Fourteen scolded, "Anyway, I don't agree. If people know that Mr. Mao Mao came to this kind of shop... it will definitely become a shame for Mr. Mao Mao!"

"Yeah yeah yeah~ It's really worthy of a speech from a superior person~" Jiang Cheng went on to say strangely~www.readwn.com~ just came to a club and turned into a family shame~ The superior person is really amazing~ I really envy the life of the nobles~ Anyway, ordinary people like us don't understand the world of the nobles. "

"I always feel that it's getting more and more popular..." Fourteen now has the urge to sew Jiang Cheng's mouth together, "Mao Mao, you really don't have to force it, this kind of place is really not worthy of your identity. ."

   As he said, Shiv looked at Jiang Cheng, and then said, "Isn't there an oiran called Hiratsuta in Yoshihara? Let her accompany Mrs. Shigemo!"

Hearing this, Jiang Cheng looked at Mao Mao in shock, and said: "Do you... like that kind of old woman whose face can't be stretched?! Your hobby is too strange! Of course, if you have to It’s okay if you let Hiren receive it."

   "No, it's fine here." Mao Mao replied, and then with a smile on his face he looked at the juggling girls and a man in a blue ninja suit surrounded by the girls.

   "Master Mao Mao!" Fourteen wanted to say more, but Mao Mao raised his hand to stop it.

   Jiang Cheng clapped his hands. At this time, all the wandering girls noticed Jiang Cheng and others at the door.

   "Ahem," Jiang Cheng cleared his throat and shouted, "That brings you a new guest today. Behave well!"

  

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