May Be the Fake Gintama

"Just go ahead, Kondo," Mr. Matsudaira sighed, earnestly persuading him, "To be honest, this blind date is actually a political marriage. Apes and Earth have always been in conflict with each other in diplomacy. This is also to make this happen. The matter is resolved smoothly, so you will be selected."

　　 "Take a tooth for a tooth, and use an orangutan to deal with the orangutan! Please, Kondo, you have the destiny of the earth on your shoulders. I also specially arranged such an advanced place. You must satisfy the princess!"

　　 "Even if you say that..." Kondo's face was full of entanglement, "This is also a gorilla."

　　 "So didn't you say it? Don't worry too much about the photos." Matsuhira continued, "She must be a beauty three times more beautiful than you think. I believe the uncle is right!"

　　 Suddenly, Duke Matsudaira stopped in front of a room, "Yoshi, here we are, let's go in. Excuse me~"

　　 said, Matsudaira opened the sliding door.

Kondo followed Matsuhira into the house, but then Kondo saw the orangutan who only had a blind date with him, and saw a huge orangutan sitting on the ground. Although it was sitting, the orangutan's head was about to reach the ceiling. In other words, the upper body of the orangutan is already close to three meters!

　　 "Ape... ape... an orangutan three times bigger than I thought!" Kondo's surprised tongue was knotted.

　　 But at that moment, Jiu Bingwei led Amiao through the door of the hut where Kondo was, and Amiao accidentally caught the huge orangutan.

　　 "What's wrong? A Miao?" Jiu Biewei asked with concern, realizing that A Miao was a little misbehaving.

　　 "It's nothing, I just seemed to see a huge orangutan." Ah Miao replied.

　　 "You are saying something inexplicable again." Jiu Bingwei looked at A Miao affectionately, "You are still so funny, A Miao."

　　...

　　 In front of the mansion.

　　 "Have you remembered all of you? The elements of negotiation." Yin Shimian Xiangjiangcheng said seriously.

　　 "YES, SIR!" Jiang Cheng and Kagura replied at the same time. The new eight haunts on the side are still looking like a god. Everyone didn't care.

"Yeah, that's it, just show up! It's enough to let them know that we are not annoying! Only by letting the other party realize this can we put forward our own conditions! Give me a note!" Yin After nodding at Shi, he turned around and stepped into the threshold of the mansion first.

　　 It is worth mentioning that both Jiang Cheng and Wanshiwu all put on formal attire.

　　...

　　 "Yosei, Kondo, I'll leave the rest to you." Matsuhira looked at Kondo and said, "Uncle, I still have something to do. There is an idiot from the shogunate who wants to get money from Yoshihara."

　　 "Hey? What do you mean?" Kondo was puzzled.

"An executive from the shogunate wanted to ask Yoshihara to give himself money in the name of paying taxes." Matsuhira spit out a cigarette, and then explained, "After that, I found me through relationships. I hope I can contact Yoshihara's people. Feel the wind."

　　 "This kind of thing is too..."

　　 "Ah, the so-called officialdom is like this," Mr. Matsudaira said disapprovingly, "Uncle, I'm scared of it. If the original negotiators of Kyrgyzstan turn their faces at the negotiating table... I can't imagine..."

　　 "Well, the representative of Yoshihara should also be here." With that, Matsuhira turned and walked out of the room, "I should do my own thing, too."

　　 "Uncle!" Kondo wanted to say something, but Matsuhira didn't give him this opportunity, leaving behind a determined back, he closed the sliding door directly.

　　...

　　 "Ah, this is the place I said." Jiang Cheng stood in front of a room and nodded and said, then resolutely opened the door.

　　 After Jiang Cheng brought everyone from the House of Everything into the room, he discovered that the so-called negotiator from the shogunate was originally Matsuhira.

　　 Jiang Cheng: "..."

　　...

　　 "Then, the uncle, do you want to tax Yoshihara?" Jiang Cheng asked blankly.

　　 At this time, Jiang Cheng and Wanshiwu were sitting opposite Matsuhira.

"How is it possible?" Matsuhira took a cigarette, his face filled with rejoicing for the rest of his life, "but that said, I am really grateful. I didn't expect Yoshihara's negotiator to be you, and I thought it would be a big man. Uncle, my little heart is beating really hard."

　　 "That, I declare in advance..." Jiang Cheng was interrupted by Matsuhira before he could finish.

　　 "I know, I will tell that person after I go back," Matsuhira continued, "Just say that Yoshihara's attitude is very tough, there is no way."

　　 "Ah, that's good." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "Well, it's better to add another sentence."

　　 "What are you talking about?"

　　 "I hope you can warn him not to stretch his paws casually." Jiang Cheng smiled and said, "If there is another time, I don't mind letting Baihua go to his house."

　　 After listening, Duke Matsudaira sighed, "I see, I will tell him the original words. But to be honest, this person shouldn't have the idea of ​​moving Yoshihara anymore. Don't worry."

　　 "If that's the case, that would be great." With that, Jiang Cheng stood up, "Then, that's it for today. If you have time, you can go to Yoshiwara to play."

　　 "Uncle, I can't stand Yoshihara's tossing," Matsuhira also stood up, "After all, it is tired enough to deal with the wife at home every day. Recently, my wife has always complained that the time is getting shorter and shorter."

　　 "This is something that can't be helped, after all, I'm already old." Yin Shi said with a casual face, picking his nostrils, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, "Yo Xi, the incident is over successfully, what's the reward?"

　　 "Yinsang, you didn't do anything at all, right..." Xin Baji spit out expressionlessly.

　　...

　　 In another room.

　　 "Well, does Princess Barbrus have any hobbies?" Kondo knelt down opposite Barbrus (the princess of the orangutan star), grinning reluctantly and asked.

　　 "Oh roar."

　　 "Ah, it's that, it's great, it feels like a sabigadongda," Kondo's face was full of sweat, "but if you do too much, your shoulders will hurt."

　　 [I don’t understand at all! I don't understand what she said at all! Then again, can she understand what I said? Did I think too much? And she seems to be getting more and more unhappy. I can't tell if she is really angry. When it's over, the earth will be dangerous if it goes on like this! 】

　　 [No, no, it shouldn’t be the time to think about this now, the uncle should be in an extremely dangerous state now. You should save Uncle first! No, the fate of the uncle and the fate of the earth should be the priority of the earth, right? 】

　　 [No no, Kondo, how can you think that way? Uncle is your benefactor! Is it really important to have an uncle’s life on earth or something? ! Have it? ! Ah, but if you compare it carefully, there should be... It’s so hard to do, what should I do... I’m too nervous, I want to shit...]

　　 Kondo’s heart was full of entanglements, but in the end, Kondo made a decision in his heart, that is to save the uncle first, then to the toilet to save himself, and then to save the earth!

　　 Then, Kondo clutched his **** and stood up, walked to the door of the room, opened the door, turned his head, patted his chest and then raised a thumb, "Wow!"

　　 Kondo means: I will be back in ten minutes, please wait here for the princess.

　　 However, this becomes in Barbrus’ ears: I like you very much, let’s go, I will show you a little excitement!

　　Bablus's face turned red after a brush, to be precise, it was black and red. Then, Barbrus stood up stubbornly.

【what happened? ! Why is she blushing? ! 】Kondo secretly said something bad, 【What did she understand, why did she stand up? 】

　　 "Oh roar!" Kondo said again.

　　 What Kondo wants to express is: Princess, you just wait here.

　　 However, in Barbrus's understanding, this sentence is: What are you doing so slowly? ! I'm so hungry!

　　 So Barbrus's face was even redder...black and red.

　　...

　　【What the **** is going on! Why come here! ] Kondo glanced at Barbrus behind him, [And why blush! Looks super disgusting! Forget it, now the most important thing is to find the uncle first. 】

　　 But as soon as he got to the next corner, Kondo was not calm. He saw Matsuhira, Jiang Cheng and the three people standing in the courtyard talking and laughing, and the atmosphere was so harmonious.

　　 Kondo breathed a sigh of relief subconsciously, but it was with this breath that a certain door that Kondo had just tried his best to hold back opened...

　　 "Ah, my uncle, Yinchan, there are two gorillas Aru!" Kagura first discovered Kondo and Barbrus not far away.

　　 "Two orangutans? What nonsense..." Ginshi looked disapproving, UU reading www.uukanshu.com, but when Ginshi accidentally reached Kondo, he was suddenly speechless, "It's really time for two orangutans."

　　 "That's right." Jiang Cheng and Xin Ba Ji nodded at the same time.

　　 "It's Kondo, it's already reached this point in such a short period of time," Mr. Matsudaira nodded and praised. "You even invited the princess to take a walk in the yard. Do you want to increase your feelings in this way? You deserve it."

　　 [Uncle, please stop talking! ] Kondo Yuku can't tell, [Don't let them know about this kind of thing! If you know it, you will be laughed at for a long time! 】

　　Matsuhira, as if seeing what Kondo was thinking in his heart, came to Kondo, patted Kondo's shoulder and left a word of cheer, and then left.

　　 Before Kondo had time to be fortunate, Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi and others came over, and at the same time looked at Barbrus behind him.

　　 "What's this? Is your mother?" Jiang Cheng asked in doubt, and then greeted Barbrus, "Wow, you are empty, Okasan of Kondo."

　　 "How is it possible!" Kondo cursed, "How do you think this is an orangutan!"

　　 "I think so because it is a gorilla." Jiang Cheng replied, and then he showed emotion, "It's really alike, the mother and the child are like carved out of the same mold."

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