May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 "Yinjiang, uncle," Kagura said, lying on the table, "Is the eldest sister getting married?"

　　 "Who knows," Jiang Cheng finished the cup of Buffy in one breath and sighed, "Coke-flavored Buffy is also good~"

　　 "Then I can see the eldest sister Aru in the future?" Kagura asked.

　　 "It's just a marriage, not a funeral." Yin Shi waved his hand, "I will definitely see each other again."

"But, what Mommy said about Alu, marriage is the tomb of love," Kagura continued, "I don't quite understand, but if it is a tomb, does it mean that the eldest sister should have something important It's buried."

　　 "Nani? The power of the gorilla?" Gin Shiki looked disapproving.

　　 "Are you... an idiot?" Jiang Cheng grumbled expressionlessly, then looked at Kagura again, "It's not your turn to worry about the adults."

　　 "But... the eldest sister doesn't want to trouble everyone even at the end," Kagura murmured, "and, at the end of the last, the eldest sister was crying Aru all the time."

"A woman's heart is the most difficult thing in the world," Jiang Cheng explained, "And, isn't it common sense that girls cry when they get married? Have you ever seen a girl who doesn't cry when they get married? This is a tradition. Tradition!"

　　 Yin Shi nodded in agreement.

　　 "But..." Kagura wanted to say something, but he didn't know what to say when the words came to his lips.

　　 "Actually, it's useless for you to tell the two of us," Jiang Cheng sighed lightly. "After all, neither I nor Silver has any experience in getting married. You can only ask her for this kind of thing."

　　 "But..." Kagura took out his mobile phone and said, "I sent several text messages to the eldest sister, but none of them returned to me."

　　 "Maybe you are preparing," Jiang Cheng said casually, "Isn't it about a grave or something? Maybe I'm busy digging a hole now."

　　 "Oh! It sounds very interesting!" Kagura instantly became interested, "I want to dig a hole together Aru!"

　　 After saying this, Kagura was about to send a text message to Ah Miao asking for help in digging the grave.

　　 "How is it possible!" Yin Shi stood up and punched Jiang Cheng and Kagura on the heads, "It's the bride who practiced practice! There are many things to learn before we get married!"

　　 "Bride practice? What is that?" Jiang Cheng asked in doubt.

　　 "It's about learning the skills of brides, cooking, husband and child," Yin Shi explained, "In general, it's very troublesome."

　　 "Yin Shi, you seem to be quite experienced," Jiang Cheng looked at Yin Shi, teasing his face, "Have you ever experienced it?"

　　 "How is it possible! Isn't it all performed like this on TV?!" Gintoki cursed, and then showed a look of yearning, "But I am looking forward to it. The anchor Yuno is doing the bride practice for me..."

　　 "Ginjang, do you like the second-hand goods Aru?!" Kagura looked at Gintoki with shock.

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　　 "I almost forgot!" Gintoki slapped his head, "I almost forgot that anchor Yuno is divorced! If you say that, the bride can not practice training! Just get married! I'm really looking forward to it..."

　　 When looking at Silver, who was drooling in fantasy and making a hey laugh, both Jiang Cheng and Kagura felt speechless.

"However, the person A Miao chose was really unexpected," Jiang Cheng continued with a casual expression, holding his hand in his hand. "It is a blindfold and a short man. I always feel a bit similar to Gao Zai. I knew she liked which one. So I introduced Gao Zi to her."

　　 "It really looks like this," Yin Shi nodded and said, "and both of them seem to be young masters."

　　 "I just don't know if that dwarf likes drinking Yakult," Jiang Cheng continued, "If you like it, then the attributes of the two people basically overlap."

　　 "It's impossible, how could Takasugi like that kind of cliff." Gintoki waved his hand.

　　 "That's true, ha ha ha ha," Jiang Cheng laughed, "I remember you and Gao Zi like the same type."

　　 "How could it be possible!" Yin Shizuo exclaimed.

　　 "No, when you went to Hualiu Street together at that time, didn't you almost fight for the same woman?" Jiang Cheng asked in confusion.

　　 "I don't remember anything like that at all!"

　　 "No, no, I remember clearly that everyone went to celebrate winning a battle at that time." Jiang Cheng replied, "No, not everyone, the wig didn't go. And finally..."

　　 "Finally? What happened in the end?" Kagura wondered.

　　 "The woman chose Gaozi in the end. Yin Shi was sulking with Gaozi for a while." Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

　　 "Yinjang, you would have lost to that purple-haired dwarf?! Yinjang, you are too shabby!" Kagura exaggerated.

　　 "I don't remember this kind of thing." Yin Shizi curled his lips and said.

　　 "Forget it, let's stop here today." With that said, Jiang Cheng stood up and stretched, "Let's go back and play the newly bought game. See you later."

　　 "Wait!" Yin Shi hurriedly stood up and pressed Jiang Cheng's shoulder, "You seem to have forgotten something?"

　　 "What?" Jiang Cheng puzzled.

　　 "What are you pretending to be stupid! Reward! Reward!" Gintoki cursed, "Isn't it necessary to be paid after the work is completed? You bastard!"

　　 "I almost forgot," Jiang Cheng reacted, then took out two thin envelopes from his arms and handed them to the two of them, "Then, goodbye."

"Wait!" Yin Shi hurriedly stopped, shaking the envelope in his hand in front of Jiang Cheng, "Can you explain a little bit? Why is this envelope as thin as a piece of paper? Why can I still hear it after shaking it? The sound of the coin?"

　　 "You two ate a few cows, do you remember?" Jiang Cheng vomited expressionlessly, "A little bit consciously, OK? The cows you ate are enough to pay you several times the reward!"

　　 "Don't be kidding! You are a complete fool!" Gintoki cursed.

"It's you guys! Do you think this is the kind of cheap cafeteria?!" Jiang Chengli retorted frankly, "You ate the highest quality wagyu, okay! And... you two ate four whole heads? OK!"

　　 "Didn't you eat it too?!" Gintoki exclaimed.

　　 "No, I only ate a cup of Buffy," Jiang Cheng replied, "From the beginning to the end, only you two are eating, OK?"

　　 "Don't be kidding, that kind of thing..." Yin Shisi lowered his head, his face was dark to the extreme.

　　 However, when Yin Shi raised his head and prepared to go crazy, he finally realized that Jiang Cheng had sneaked away.

　　 "That bastard..." Gintoki gritted his teeth.

　　...

　　 A few days later, early morning.

　　 Jiang Cheng opened the window and took a breath of fresh air, then looked up at the gloomy sky, and then lowered his head to look at the wandering girls holding umbrellas coming and going down the street.

　　 "It's cloudy again," Jiang Cheng sighed slightly, "In this kind of weather, you should stay at home and play games."

　　 "Brother Jiang Cheng, the rice is ready!" Haruta's voice came.

"I know."

　　 After breakfast, Jiang Cheng room.

　　 "Why are you here?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Harita who was aside, and continued blankly, "Isn't it Sunday today? Don't you need to go to the dojo?"

　　 "Sister A Miao is not here, and the new mynah has been unwilling," Qing explained with an awkward smile, "New mynah let me go home and practice by myself."

　　 "Really," Jiang Cheng sighed lightly, "hasn't the new eight jokes come out yet?"

　　 "Come out? What do you mean?" Haru was too confused, "What happened?"

　　 "It has nothing to do with you," Jiang Cheng said casually, and then looked at the computer screen in front of him again, "Isn't it about practicing at home? Then what are you doing here with me? Don't hurry up."

　　 "I see." Harita nodded and stood up, walked to the open space of Jiang Cheng's room, picked up the bamboo sword used for practice, and swung it up.

　　 "Ha! Ha!"

　　 A full minute passed, but Jiang Cheng did not have a rare episode.

　　 "Ha! Ha!"

　　 Two minutes passed, Jiang Cheng still has no episodes.

　　 "Ha! Ha!"

After three minutes, Jiang Cheng finally couldn't bear it. He took off his earphones and kicked Qingtai out of the room. He cursed, "It's enough for me! Practice at home is to practice in my room?! It's so noisy! Smelly kid!"

　　 "There's no way! Sister Yueyong and Mom don't understand swordsmanship," Harita stood up, curled her lips and said.

　　 "Will you bother me then?!" Jiang Cheng didn't beat him, "If you practice cultivation, please find Naruto for me!"

　　 But in the end, Jiang Cheng sighed softly, picked up his umbrella, turned around and walked out of the room without looking back.

　　 "Brother Jiang Cheng, where are you going?" Harita shouted.

"Get back the kid responsible for teaching you swordsmanship, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied, "Really, since I have accepted it, I should teach it well, so irresponsible. This is the first time I have seen you in the dojo..."

　　 Harita's eyes were overjoyed, but before he had time to say anything, Jiang Cheng was already far away.

　　 "That idiot?" Yue Yong walked over and asked.

　　 "It seems to be attending a parent-teacher meeting." Harita explained by scratching her head embarrassedly.

　　 "Parents' meeting?" Yue Yong was puzzled, "Did you cause trouble again at school?"

"Nah!"

　　...

　　 At this time, Shinbaji and Kondo met at the door of Yanagyu's house as if they had made an appointment. Both were dressed in casual clothes and hats, with a wooden knife pinned to their waists.

　　 Facing the two guards of Yanagyu's house, Shinbaji and Kondo lowered their heads and said nothing.

　　 A door guard snorted at the two with a proud expression, "Who are you? Do you want to apprentice? I'm sorry, this is the Yanu Sheng's house."

　　 "We are famous, if we are not celebrities, I am afraid... Tsk tsk tsk, or want to come to play but dare not say?" Another guard continued, the contempt and disdain in his words is self-evident.

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