May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 "After all, Lord General is also a normal man." Gin Shiki replied in a low voice.

"Then it's decided! Let's play games together!" Jiang Cheng looked at Mao Mao, "Generally, there are the following kinds of games to play in bars, one is Pocky, the second is One is a king game, the third is a card, such as UNO, and the fourth is a wild ball boxing, and..."

　　 Yin Shi listened to Jiang Cheng's words, and kept nodding his head.

　　 "...Russian turntable." Jiang Cheng just finished speaking, and the silver on the side sprayed directly.

　　 "No! Ye Qiuquan is still barely acceptable, the last Russian turntable is a bit outrageous!" Yin Shishi cursed, "What kind of bar will play the Russian turntable!"

"Yeah, in fact, I was lucky enough to enter a bar when I was wandering before," Jiang Cheng touched the back of his head and smiled twice. "The most famous game in that bar is the Russian carousel. I won all the people in that bar that day. Once again...ahhahaha..."

　　 "Won everyone? Wait...Hey, silver...Ah...no, paper, why did I seem to have heard something terrible just now, as if I heard the massacre..." Xin Baji said in a low voice, expressionless.

　　 (The Russian turntable in Jiang Cheng's mouth that Xin Ba Ji thought here is the kind of Russian turntable that takes a revolver and only loads one bullet, and the two take turns shooting at their heads.)

　　 "The killing of the door?" Jiang Cheng was a little confused, but then Jiang Cheng realized what he quickly explained: "No, it's not the kind of Russian turntable you think."

"No?" As he said, Xin Ba Haw suddenly thought of something. He looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief, and muttered like his tongue was knotted. "Could it be that...is that a kind of promiscuity party?!" "

　　 "Hey, what is this four-eyed girl thinking..." Jiang Cheng vomited expressionlessly, "It's super rude!"

　　 "Then you make it clear!"

　　 "Actually, it is not much different from an ordinary Russian turntable, but only ordinary toy guns are used, and the so-called bullets are nothing more than paint." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and explained.

　　 "It turned out to be like this..." Xin Ba Ji was relieved, but he waved his hand and smiled: "Although it sounds good, we don't have any props here..."

　　 "That's what I said..." Jiang Cheng nodded his head with his hands in his arms, seeming to be a bit distressed.

　　 "How about using this?" Mr. Matsudaira took out his pistol from his arms, "Although it is not a revolver, it should be okay?"

　　 "Hey, is this uncle really with the general?" Xin Baji vomited expressionlessly, "I just want to kill the general..."

　　 "No, no, this is definitely not possible." Yin Shi hurriedly pulled the corners of his mouth, showing a reluctant smile, waved his hand, and said, "This kind of thing is too dangerous~"

With his head down and thoughtful, Mao Mao suddenly saw the chopsticks on the table out of the corner of his eyes. A flash of inspiration suggested: "Then how about we use chopsticks instead? After spinning, it doesn't matter who the tip of the chopsticks is facing. Who loses?"

　　 "It's amazing! You fellow!" Jiang Cheng praised without hesitation, "You can think of this method!"

　　 "You really deserve to be a teenager~" Gin Shiki naturally wouldn't let go of this opportunity for courtesy.

　　 "Let's start then!" Jiang Cheng picked up a pair of chopsticks, put it on the table and turned it around.

　　 "That, there is actually another question," Gin Shiki looked at the chopsticks that were turning on the table and asked, "What is the punishment for losing?"

　　 "Almost forgot!" Jiang Cheng just remembered, then stretched out a finger, smiled and said, "The so-called punishment is a dance of the fruit body~"

　　 Everyone: "..."

"Qiaodou sack!" It was the little ape who said the first thing, but the little ape stood up without thinking and shouted at Jiang Cheng, "Don't be kidding! My body belongs only to Yinsang! Why should I be here? Dancing in front of this kind of person! Don’t be kidding! Although there is a little bit of excitement in my heart, I would never agree with this kind of person!"

　　 But just after speaking, Xiao Yuan realized that no one listened to her, and all of them were staring at the chopsticks on the table that hadn't stopped spinning.

　　 "What's this? Place it!" An inexplicable blush suddenly appeared on the little monkey's face.

　　 "It's going to stop!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

　　 Everyone stared at the chopsticks on the table intently, and finally, the chopsticks stopped. but…

　　【General card! ] Xin Ba Hao and Yin Shi looked at Mao Mao who was pointed at by the tip of the chopsticks with grim expressions.

　　 [Oops, why turn to the general in front of you! Jiang Cheng is an idiot! 】Yin Shi's heart is cursing Jiang Cheng wildly.

　　 "Ahahaha, your luck is really bad~" Jiang Cheng patted Maomao on the shoulder, "Go ahead, accept the punishment quickly and start the next round."

　　 "I see, Jiang Chengsang." With that, Mao Mao stood up, walked to the deck, and immediately took off his clothes.

　　 "Wait!" Yin Shi hurriedly stopped. "The first round shouldn't be counted? Isn't the game like this? The first round should be an introduction to the gameplay."

　　 "This sentence is wrong," Ah Miao stretched out a finger and shook it, "Games like this, if you don't have the consciousness to throw out your life, it won't work~"

　　 Jiang Cheng held his hands and nodded in agreement.

　　【It's just a game! How serious are you! Besides, it's us who throw our lives in this game! You will be beheaded if you are not careful! Yin Shi stared at Ah Miao with his big red eyes, then looked at Duke Matsudaira who was aside, [Hey! Tell me a few words too! 】

　　 But after Yinshi sees Matsuhira's appearance clearly, Yinshi's whole person is even worse, because Matsuhira is already snoring with the wine bottle at this time, [your alcohol volume is too bad! 】

　　 "Then I will start." With that, Shigeru released his body, including a pair of briefs.

　　【Take it off too fast! ] Yin Shi's heart spurts wildly, [You are too anxious! Junior! 】

　　 Several women present looked at the mosaic part between Maomao's thighs and snorted at the same time.

【Hey! You guys are too much! What does hum mean? ! Although it looks like that part really looks like a small soldier, your attitude is too much! It hurts the general's self-esteem, okay? 】Yin Shi burst into blue veins and roared in her heart, 【In this life you have the opportunity to see such a noble "little soldier", you should all feel extremely honored, okay? ! 】

　　 As if seeing what Yin Shi was thinking in his heart, Mao Mao coughed slightly, and said, "For generations of the generals, those in that position are all small soldiers."

　　【Hey, I really suffered, he saw what I was thinking! Only bitterness is left in Yin Shi's heart, and she can only smile bitterly on her face, 【I'm going to be beheaded without a doubt! 】

　　 "Then, I will start!" As he said, Mao Mao slowly swayed his body.

　　 What is even more surprising is that Shigeru danced at Kabukicho’s radio gymnastics!

　　 "It really doesn't work~" Jiang Cheng frowned and sighed slightly.

　　 "That's right, the punishment for body dancing is really a bit too much." Yin Shi said with a haha.

　　 "No, I'm not referring to that," Jiang Cheng shook his head, and then continued solemnly, "I mean radio gymnastics is not a dance!"

　　 [You give me more than enough! Yin Shi stared at Jiang Cheng with his eyes eager to split, 【Just you are enough to be beheaded! 】

　　 "Can't it?" Mao Mao, who was doing radio gymnastics, stopped, and murmured, holding his hand and supporting his chin with one hand, "But, I really only know this...this is what my sister taught me..."

　　 "This..." Jiang Chenggang wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Yin Shi.

"No, I jumped very well!" Gin Shiki commented earnestly, "Whether it is the coordination of the body or the beauty of the body, it is all excellent! I have never seen such a... uh... beautiful broadcast. gymnastics!"

After 　　 finished, Yin Shi slapped his hands vigorously.

　　 "Yin...Janzi, you..." Xin Ba Ji had just spoken, but was interrupted by Yin Shi's eyes.

　　 [What are you doing with so many pipes? ! Give me applause, bastard! 】

【I know! Xin Ba Hao nodded heavily, and then began to clap his hands.

　　 "Forget it, even if you pass the first round..." Jiang Cheng shrugged.

　　...

　　 "Let's come to the second round, then!" With that, Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand to the chopsticks on the table again.

　　 Only this time, Silver Time's speed is faster. He grabbed the chopsticks before Jiang Cheng.

　　 "Should I let the little future come this time?" Yin Shi smiled awkwardly and said, UU reading www. uukanshu. Com then handed the chopsticks to Mao Mao who was dressed again. [Master General! I believe you! 】

　　 "That's right," Jiang Cheng nodded, and then looked at Mao Mao who was aside, "Don't be shy, just start. You want to try it yourself, too?"

　　 "Well, thank you." Mao Mao took the chopsticks in Ginshi's hand with a touch of emotion, placed it on the table and gently moved it.

　　 "Then I will come to Aru next time." Kagura said.

　　 "Then I will be replaced next time." Jiubei continued.

　　 "Then next time it's my turn!" said the little monkey.

　　 "It's funny, let me come after that~" Ah Miao said with a smile.

　　 Just after Ah Miao finished speaking, the chopsticks rotating on the table stopped, but this time, the tip of the chopsticks still pointed at Mao Mao.

　　【It's the general again! ] Yin Shi and Xin Ba Hao are about to collapse.

　　 "It seems that your luck is really bad." Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

　　 Mao Mao did not speak, but stood up again and walked out of the deck. There is no shyness to lift all the restraints on oneself. Immediately afterwards, he danced the radio gymnastics in Kabukicho with a serious face again...

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