May Be the Fake Gintama
Chapter 223: : Just eating spicy food will get hemorrhoids~
"I'm joking again, Yagami Soichiro-kun." Gin Shiki twitched the corner of his mouth and continued with a mocking expression.
"Boss, can I kill him now?" Sougo asked Jiang Cheng again, who looked to the side.
"Please!" Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand and said.
The next moment, Sougo directly swung the knife down.
"Wait! Soichiro-kun!" Gintoki shouted with an empty-handed attitude, "A friend's friend is also an enemy... No, it's a friend!"
"The enemy's enemy is a friend. Yinsang." Xin Baji corrected expressionlessly.
"It's almost there!" Yin Shizuo exclaimed.
……
Looking at Mitsuba who was talking with Kagura with a smile, Jiang Cheng always felt something was wrong. Because...Mitsuba's eyes looking at Kagura made Jiang Cheng feel that something was wrong...
"What's wrong? Boss?" Sougo looked at Jiang Cheng and wondered.
"Ah, there seems to be an illusion..." Jiang Cheng murmured, pointing to his chin, "I always feel that your sister's eyes on Kagura are a bit wrong. But what's wrong? I don't quite understand... "
"There is nothing wrong..." Sougo carefully observed his sister, but suddenly, Sougo thought of something, and hurriedly said to Sanye: "Sister! Do you feel that your lungs are a little uncomfortable now?!"
"Hey?" Sanye waved his hand quickly and explained with a smile: "No more, my sister is really happy now."
"That's it..." Sougo only breathed a sigh of relief, and then said earnestly, "Sister, if you feel uncomfortable, you must tell me the first time."
"Yeah, I know." Sanye replied with a smile.
……
"Hey?! It's a lie!" Mitsuba covered her mouth and looked at the new Bajiao in disbelief. "So, you mean, Mr. Kondo, who likes the new Bajiao-kun's sister?!"
"Sure enough, sister, you also think it's incredible." Sougo had a good smile on his face.
"No, I think it's normal," Jiang Cheng casually waved his hand and said, "After all, it's normal for orangutans to see violent female King Kong."
Gintoki nodded when he heard the sound, then picked up the second cup of Parfait and ate it.
"Hey, you two are really rude! My sister looks like a violent female King Kong!" Xin Ba Hao cursed, "I admit that my sister is indeed a little stronger, just like a female King Kong. , But her appearance is also a gentle girl!"
"Xin Ba Ji, do you have any misunderstandings about your sister? Is it really good to use the word gentle to describe her?" Jiang Cheng asked blankly.
"Ape?" Mitsuba couldn't help but laughed out, "So you all call Kondo-san that? Indeed, Kondo-san does look a bit like a gorilla."
Looking at Mitsuba's smile from the heart, I realized that my mood at this time has also improved a lot.
……
looked at Kagura who had eaten Jiufen fried noodles and Yin Shi who had just finished two parfait.
Mitsuba suddenly thought of something, and he stretched out a finger and smiled and said, "By the way, in order to thank you for taking care of our little boss, let me teach you some special delicious ways to eat."
After finishing talking, Mitsuba pulled all the fried noodles that Kagura hadn't had time to eat in front of Kagura and the parfait that hadn't had time to eat in front of Gintoki and put them in front of her.
Except for Sougo, everyone looked at Sanye curiously.
Sanye smiled, and then took out two bottles of red hot sauce from his arms, and poured them all on the fried noodles and parfait with a smile.
"Hey? Sister, that's the chili sauce!" Yin Shih's whole body is not well, and he hurriedly shouted.
"Because of my poor health, I usually don't have any appetite~" Mitsuba explained with a smile, "I rely on this to eat something~ Do you like spicy food?"
"It's not a question of like or not..." Yin Shi said with a black line. "The question is fried noodles, but Parfait is not spicy originally..."
But just after finishing talking, Jiang Cheng took the lead in holding up the fried noodles in front of Mitsuba, and swallowed them in one go, without even chewing them.
"Ah~ Jiang Chengsang is so amazing~" Mitsuba squinted and said with a smile, "But the plate of fried noodles just now was specially made for Kagura sauce."
"No, she's already full!" Jiang Cheng lowered her head and raised her hand in reply. Then, Jiang Cheng whispered at the side Zou Wu, shaking with a voice that only two people could hear: "Hey, Zong Wu Jun. , Please order me a glass of ice water... and, if you have a chance, help me remind your sister that you will get hemorrhoids just by eating spicy food..."
"Boss, you..." Sougo couldn't help feeling a little moved.
"Ah, it can't irritate your sister after all. Don't worry! I still know this!" Jiang Cheng replied in pain.
"What about you?" Mitsuba looked at Gintoki who was diagonally across from him, squinted and said with a smile, "As a friend of Mr. President, you must also like it, right?"
"Huh? No..." Yin Shi just said a no-word, Jiang Cheng had already pressed Yin Shi to the sofa and opened Yin Shi's mouth.
"No, he likes it very much~" Jiang Cheng said with a smile, squinting his eyes, and then, Jiang Cheng glanced at Zongwu who was on the side, and instead of looking at each other, the two nodded at the same time.
Without thinking, Zou Wu picked up the cup of Parfait and poured it directly into Yin Shi's mouth.
"Look? Yin Shi really likes chili sauce~" Jiang Cheng pointed to Yin Shi's face Sanye, who had rolled his eyes and foamed on the sofa, and said, "I like to roll my eyes~ It's like saying still I want to have a drink~"
"Unexpectedly, Sakata-san likes chili sauce so much, I'm really touched~" Mitsuba said with a touch of emotion.
Kagura: Sure enough, s'elder sister is also s.
New Eight: Well, there is no doubt about it.
……
Edo Wharf at night.
On the tall containers piled up on the side of the pier, Shiyi sat on the ground impatiently, then picked up a senbei from a plate on the ground and ate it.
It's just that after only one bite, Fourteen spit out.
"What the **** is this...give me water soon..." Fourteen said with a pained expression.
Yamazaki, who was looking into the distance with a binoculars for some reason, turned into an explosive head and explained: "This is a condolence item. It is a [super spicy senbei] from Captain Okita's sister."
"Yamazaki, you bastard, you fool me!" The Fourteenth National Congress scolded, and then poured two sips of mineral water from Yamazaki, and then took a heavy breath. "But then again, why did you become Afro?"
"Don't complain about me," Yamazaki stretched out his hands helplessly. "If you want to complain, please complain to Miss Mitsuba."
Fourteen did not reply, and sat down again, still looking blankly at the two parked houseboats on the sea not far away.
"Deputy chief, why don't you go and see her?" Yamazaki asked in confusion, "I heard about it from the director. The deputy director, director and Miss Sanye were still in Wuzhou before the Zhenseng group formed. I was already a friend in the countryside. Just leave the boring work of investigating suspicious ships to me. Wouldn't you just go and see Miss Sanye?"
Fourteen took a cigarette out of his arms, and after taking a sip, he still stared at the two houseboats on the sea not far away, and slowly said: "Recently, what was used by the Yi Langshi in terrorist activities The weapons are completely different from the previous ones. It is not easy to get that kind of heavy weapons among the people when the abolishment order is issued. It must be someone in the shogunate who is engaged in the smuggling business."
"Deputy Chief, what happened to you and Miss Mitsuba?" Yamazaki asked while looking into the distance with a telescope.
"Ah, there must be a problem, it can't be wrong." Fourteen nodded and said with a serious face.
"Sure enough! It's like [finally understand my mind] that kind of development, right?"
"Ah, I found a very serious problem." XIV replied to himself, but suddenly, XIV reacted and shouted incoherently at Yamazaki: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! What nonsense are you talking about! Be careful I killed you! Why did you become an explosive head! Hey! It really killed you! Really..."
"I heard that Ms. Mitsuba is getting married." Yamazaki continued.
"So!" Fourteen pointed at Yamazaki again, "I said it has nothing to do with me! Afro! Hey, I'll ask you why you got an afro? You really killed you!"
"I heard that the other party is a high-level trader, she really married a golden turtle son-in-law." Yamazaki continued.
"Who cares, that kind of thing. What? I said [that], it really makes me feel more and more uncomfortable." Fourteen said nonchalantly, and then picked up a senbei again and took a bite, "Monitor It should do a good job of monitoring, why is it an explosive head, it is really annoying."
But at this juncture, Yamazaki suddenly discovered something and pointed to a short distance to remind him: "Vice commander! Look at that!"
After this surprise, Fourteen spit out the senbei in his mouth again...
……
On the other side~www.readwn.com~ After spending an afternoon with the Wanshiwu trio and Sou Gou's sister and brother, Jiang Cheng is now sending Miss Sanye home.
Mitsuba and Kagura are walking in the forefront, behind them are four men. From time to time, Jiang Cheng could hear the laughter of Sanye in front of him.
"Miss Sanye is really a gentle person." Xin Baji said with a slight emotion.
"Indeed, it is very different from your sister." Yin Shi nodded and said.
"Speaking of which, Zongwujun's sister is going to get married." Jiang Cheng said slightly with emotion, "You must invite me at the wedding."
"Well, I will." Sougo smiled and replied, and then turned his gaze to Mitsuba who was talking and laughing with Kagura not far away. "Thanks to your boss today, today's sister looks like I am really happy."
"When you treat your friend's sister, you must treat it as your own sister," Jiang Cheng grinned, holding his hand, and then proposed again: "But speaking of that, there is still some time in the evening. Why don't you take your sister to Yoshihara for a play? "
But just finished speaking, Jiang Chengcheng was turned over by Yinshi: "What is your head thinking! What do you want to take his sister to play in Yoshihara?!"
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