May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 (Options: 1 add chili. 2 add mayonnaise. Please choose...)

　　……

　　 "Kondo-san, please ask me to take you there." Fourteen pressed Sougo's head and explained.

　　 "Let go of me! Bastard..." Sogo said while struggling.

　　 "Okay, let's go together. Senior." With that, Fourteen picked up Zou Gou's back collar and picked up Zou Gou's whole person.

　　 After finishing speaking, Fourteen dragged Zou Wu around and walked around.

　　 Sougo who was dragged to the ground exploded and cursed, "You guy! Is this the attitude you should have towards seniors?! Bastard!"

　　 Fourteen didn't reply, but still dragged Zou Wu away to the outside. However, Mitsuba, who was standing behind the eaves, couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing when she saw this scene...

　　……

　　 Ramen restaurant.

"Hey! Wait a minute!" Looking at the reddish chili powder in the three-leaf bowl, Kondo's whole body is not good. "You can't put so many chili peppers! How many times should I tell you, it's harmful to your health." !"

　　 "But it looks delicious." Mitsuba explained, and at the same time added a whole bottle of chili powder to the bowl...

"It's not delicious! It's definitely harmful to your health!" Kondo exclaimed, "Don't add it! How can I swallow such a red bowl! Really, the taste of recent young people is so strange! , Right? Fourteen..."

　　 But just turning his head, Kondo spotted Fourteen who was pouring mayonnaise on the ramen.

　　 "Hey! Are you here too?!" Kondo was even worse, "Fourteen! What the **** are you doing?! What the **** is that?! What are you eating?!"

　　 "The IT revolution of taste." Fourteen picked up the ramen and replied without thinking. After speaking, he started to eat.

"What the **** are you talking about! Revolution? What kind of revolution is that! Who are you imitating?!" But just after speaking, Kondo found again that the three leaves on the side had also picked up the bowl full of red peppers. Ramen, "Wait! Stop it! Miss Mitsuba can't eat it either!"

　　 "This is the postal privatization of the oral cavity." Sanye explained with a smile.

　　 "Huh? The ghost knows what you mean! What do you mean by that!" Kondo exclaimed.

　　 "The sensation of [ta, da da da da] in my mouth..." XIV explained while chattering.

　　 (Note: The "pleasure" mentioned in the fourteenth came from the 1982 "Sailor Suit and Machine Gun". The heroine of the show wore a sailor suit and picked up a machine gun for a while, and said "pleasure" very freely)

　　 "Who is it this time? Hiroko? Yami?! You are disgusting wherever you study!!"

　　 "Hahaha..."

　　 Looking at the teased Mitsuba with a flowery smile, Sougo has an unhappy face...

　　——The memory ends——

　　 "Yoshihide, it's time to go back." After saying that, Gintoki stood up and said, "Kagura, Shinbachi, let's go."

　　 Hearing the sound, Kagura and Shinbachi stood up quickly.

　　 "Then I should..." Jiang Cheng also stood up.

　　 "It doesn't matter, if it's Sougo's friend, it doesn't matter if you stay a while." The Tibetan horse hurriedly got up and said politely, "After all, I haven't thanked you very much..."

　　 "No, it's nothing." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, and then looked at Zou Yi who was in front of the door with his head down and didn't know what he was thinking.

　　 "Come on." Jiang Cheng walked over and patted Zou Gou on the shoulder, and then left with Yin Shi and the others.

　　 "Sougo-kun, tonight..." Sougo stopped him before he finished speaking.

　　 "No, I still have to go back to the village, and I still have work tomorrow." So, Sougo put in his pocket and turned and left, "Sister, please."

"I know……"

　　……

　　 The next day, Oedo Hospital.

　　Esunari and Gintoki's Wanshiya met at the entrance of Oedo Hospital. The two met first with a polite greeting (At the same time, he turned his head in disdain and cut.)

　　 "Why are you here?" Gin Shiki asked with disdain.

　　 "It has nothing to do with you," Jiang Cheng replied with an unhappy expression on his face, "I should ask you this sentence? Why are you here?"

　　 "Work," Yin Shi replied without hesitation.

　　 "Then me too."

　　 "It's a fart! I don't remember that you had a part-time job in the hospital!" Yin Shis cursed, and then glanced at what Jiang Chengzang was behind. "Also, why would anyone come to work with a spicy hot pot?!"

"It's up to you," Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain, and at the same time inadvertently reached the [Super Spicy Senbei] package that Yin Shi's arms revealed, "You too! How can anyone carry that kind of thing? jobs?!"

　　 "It's just lunch at noon! Can't you like spicy food recently?!" Gin Shiki retorted.

　　 "Then I will be afternoon tea..." Jiang Cheng replied.

　　 "Hey, hurry up and drive the two men into flight." Xin Baji vomited expressionlessly, "It looks really super hot..."

　　 Kagura squinted her Doudou eyes and nodded in agreement with a speechless expression.

　　……

　　 "I'm sorry, because of my health, the ceremony has to be postponed again..." Mitsuba sat on the hospital bed and looked apologetically at the hiding place sitting in front of the bed as a horse.

"It's okay, don't be anxious." The Tibetan horse smiled and calmed Mitsuba's emotions, "Now let's rest assured and recover from illness. After all, rituals are just a cutscene. I made up my mind long ago to end with you For a couple."

　　 "Thank you, being a horse."

"I still have a job, so I will leave first." Cangchang Dangma stood up, lay down comforting Sanye, and gently covered Sanye with the quilt, and then asked: "Remember the things that should not be spicy again. Oh, it’s bad for your health."

　　 "I see, I'm not that stupid yet." Sanye said with a smile.

　　 "Then I'll leave first, and I will come again." Standing at the door of the Tibetan farm, Ma Ma looked back at Sanye and left.

　　 Mitsuba gestured with a smile, then turned her head and looked at the ceiling blankly.

　　……

　　 At this time, Gintoki and Jiang Cheng met again at the door of Sanye's ward. This time, the two still gave a polite greeting first.

　　 "It's an adventure," Yin Shi said dismissively.

　　 "Don’t be wrong, I just happened to be on the way to buy a game, and I happened to ran into a spicy hot pot that was on sale, and I happened to pass by the hospital, I happened to want to borrow a toilet, and I happened to see an acquaintance, so..."

"It happens to be too much!" Yin Shi cursed, and then explained with a hand in his arms: "I just happened to pass the convenience store, and just saw the convenience store's [super spicy senbei] on sale, and I happened to have some change. In the end, I just wanted to borrow the toilet, and I happened to see an acquaintance here..."

　　 "You are almost the same, too!" Xin Baji exclaimed, "How can there be so many [just]! When can you two be more frank? Don't you both come to visit Miss Sanye?!"

　　 "I don't know what you are talking about at all, New Bajijun." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually.

　　 "Yes, Shin Baji, you can't talk nonsense." Yin Shizuku nodded and said.

　　 "You two, give me more than enough!" Xin Baji cursed.

　　 "You guys, please be quiet!" At the end of the corridor, a fat nurse yelled at several people, "This is the hospital! Keep quiet for me, bastard!"

　　 "Ah, private Marseille..."

　　 But just after speaking, everyone heard Sanye's laughter from the ward.

　　 "Come in," Mitsuba shouted.

　　 In fact, Mitsuba heard Cong Jiang Cheng and the others just when they got up in front of the ward.

　　……

　　 "It's really good," Mitsuba took a chopsticks and took a piece of beef from the hot pot full of red oil and put it in his mouth. "It's delicious~"

　　 "Is it right?" Jiang Cheng replied with a smile.

　　 "I think it's better to eat less," Yin Shit's mouth twitched and said, "It's not good for hemorrhoids..."

　　 "Silver sauce, I can't do it, Aru..." Kagura has turned into a sausage mouth, "Water...give me water..."

　　 "I want to..." Xin Baji said at the same time.

　　 "Do you think I fainted because of hemorrhoids?" Mitsuba covered her mouth and smiled, then pointed to the hospital bed next door and said, "No, this one next door is..."

　　 "Next door?" Jiang Cheng stood up, then raised the curtain next door, and saw Quan Zang lying on the bed in a hospital gown with a look of unrequited love, "So it's you!"

　　 "You...Hello." Quan Zang said weakly, "Could it be that you came to see me specifically? I don't need fruits or anything else. If you can bring me a jump, it would be great..."

　　 "No!" Jiang Cheng scolded, "Spicy hot pot is available, do you want some?"

　　 Looking at the hot pot full of red oil and chili on the small table on the Sanye bed, Quan Zang felt that his hemorrhoids hurt even more, "Do you want to kill me? But then, is that young lady your acquaintance?"

　　 "Ah, acquaintances don't count as ~www.readwn.com~ they just met..." Jiang Cheng replied, "A friend's sister."

"Suga..." Quan Zang murmured, then waved his hand to decline the invitation of Sanye, "No, I can't eat that kind of thing. But maybe the virgin brother under your bed might think To eat."

　　 After listening, Gin Shizu raised the corner of his mouth slightly, but said nothing.

　　 "Under the bed?" Jiang Cheng lowered himself in doubt and glanced under Sanye's bed, only to see Yamazaki in night clothes lying under Sanye's bed.

　　 "What are you doing in a place like this?" Jiang Cheng asked blankly, "There is a hot pot, do you want some?"

　　 "There are fruits, too." Gintoki added with a shrug.

　　 "Ah, no, spies usually carry Shinsengumi sausages with them during operations." Yamazaki took out two sausages from his arms and said with a smile. But after just finishing talking, Yamazaki finally reacted, "Hey?! It's exposed?!"

　　 "Yes, it's exposed~" Jiang Cheng said with a grin. Then he kicked Yamazaki out.

　　 "Ah, why is Yamazaki-san here?" Mitsuba asked with a smile.

　　 (I'm sorry, it's late because I have to change it today. But today it's changed four times!)

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