May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 "What you said is totally different..." Hasegawa vomited.

"But it's really unlucky to say that you would be hit by the strange man," Yin Shizuo picked up a banana from the head of Hasegawa's bed and ate it without anyone else. "In this society under the rule of law, it will Being hit by the uncle blamed. You must know that it is very rare to encounter the uncle blame in this society under the rule of law."

　　 "Hey, why can you eat what someone gave me so casually?" Hasegawa said with an unhappy expression when facing Ginshi.

　　 "It's ridiculous to see Hasegawa-san feeling so sad because of food poisoning." Xin Ba Hao said while eating bananas.

　　 "Thank you, Mr. Banana." Kagura also said while eating bananas.

　　 "I am not Uncle Bananas, I should say that those bananas belong to Uncle mine." Hasegawa said angrily.

"You are wrong, Yin Shi," Jiang Cheng said while eating a banana, "Even in this kind of society under the rule of law, the chances of meeting and being hit by the strange man is still quite high when I go out. I was there last time. On the road, a strange blue-bearded uncle was pulled into the ladyboy bar and forced to wear strange clothes and dance on the stage for three hours. I managed to sneak out. There was another time on the street. I accidentally entered a monster's flower shop while wandering. I almost thought I was going to be killed that time. It was super scary, that monster. Hahahaha..."

　　 Hasegawa: "Have you eaten it too?!"

　　 "What you said was something else entirely, right?" Gintoki exclaimed.

　　 "Uncle Green Beard? The monster of the flower shop?" New Baji suddenly thought of something, "Could it be that Jiang Chengsang said that Mrs. Xixiang was angering Lu Sang?"

"What is that?" Jiang Cheng asked in doubt, and then went on with a look of fear, "Are those two monsters called Mrs. Xixiang Peanut Lu? It's really scary. I never thought I could encounter it in this kind of society under the rule of law. That terrible monster."

"No," Xin Ba Haw shook his hand and explained with a smile, "Mrs. Xixiang is still a good person. She has taken care of Yin Sang before. As for Piranu Lu Sang, although he looks terrible, he is also very gentle. People."

　　 "Really?!" Jiang Cheng made a surprised expression.

　　 Looking at Jiang Cheng's expression, Yin Shi thought of something in an instant, squinting Doudou's eyes and said blankly: "You didn't do anything strange to them, right?"

　　 "Why...hahahaha..." Jiang Cheng touched the back of his head and smiled, but the cold sweat on his face betrayed Jiang Cheng.

　　 Silver Time: Stare at——

　　 "It took a little bit of force..." Jiang Cheng explained with his little finger, "After all, it is very difficult to escape from that kind of place."

　　 "I can't imagine it at all..." Xinbaji murmured.

　　 "Well, me too." Yin Shizuo echoed with a blank face.

　　 "Don't worry! I'm very determined!" Jiang Cheng swore his chest and promised, "At most, it's just a broken bone! That kind of injury doesn't matter to them."

　　 "Yin Sang," Xin Ba Ji whispered, "Speaking of which I haven't seen fart anger Lu Sang in a long time recently..."

　　 "Ah, it's been more than three months," Gintoki replied, "Maybe it's just to heal at home."

　　 "It turns out that they are all your acquaintances," Jiang Cheng smiled embarrassedly, "Then after leaving the hospital, I'd better come to apologize."

　　 "Give me now!" Gin Shiki cursed, "Are you going to only cause trouble, bastard?! Do you feel uncomfortable if you don't cause trouble for a day?!"

　　 "That's just an emergency response made by human beings in an emergency situation!" Jiang Cheng retorted, "No matter who is facing such a situation, I can't help but resist!"

　　 "You're the only one who would do that!" Gintoki cursed, "Now come to my door and apologize, bastard!"

"The food that can be eaten only by food poisoning is so energetic, and it seems to be recovering well." The nurse sister said with a smile while eating bananas, "Hasegawa-san, you should also eat more and cheer up. Correct."

　　 "I know the truth," Hasegawa murmured, "but why do you healthy people want to eat too?!"

　　 "Then I will go back to work first," she said, the nurse sister turned around and walked to the door of the ward. When she reached the door, she didn't forget to turn her head and reminded her, "Everyone should get along well."

　　 But just after she turned her head, Miss Nurse bumped into the door frame aside. Then the young lady rubbed her head and stuck out her tongue cutely and stepped out again.

　　 "Yin Sang, it's really better to be a nurse." Xin Baji said blankly.

　　 "I understand," Yin Shi murmured while pinching his chin, "For example, some girls have only seven points, but they have ten points in a nurse's uniform."

　　 "Indeed." Jiang Cheng also murmured while pinching his chin.

　　 "Really? If I wear it, I will get Aru?" I don't know when Kagura put on a pale pink nurse uniform, posing and asking, "What's the point?"

　　 "Three points!" Yin Shi and Xin Ba Ji replied at the same time. Jiang Cheng made a haha ​​and didn't answer.

　　 "Hey, what do you mean? Did I start counting from zero? Aru?" Kagura vomited expressionlessly, "Or I am a **** who starts counting from negative points!"

　　 "Don't worry, Kagura sauce." Jiang Cheng comforted his hands, "Even if you only get a zero score, that's the real you!"

　　 "You're talking too much than us, Jiang Chengsang..." Xin Baji murmured, "Do you really know how to comfort people?"

　　……

　　 It was the afternoon unconsciously.

　　 At this time, Jiang Cheng was lying on the hospital bed and was asleep. I don't know why there is no one in the ward. All members of Yin Shi and Hasegawa were missing.

　　 "Master Jiang Cheng, Master Jiang Cheng." Xiaoyu stood beside Jiang Cheng's bed and called Jiang Cheng softly.

　　 Jiang Cheng only woke up from his sleep, rubbed his eyes and sat up from the bed, "Ah~ha~ it's Xiaoyu, what's the matter?"

　　 "After all, I was the culprit who caused the result of Jiang Cheng's hospitalization," Xiaoyu explained aloud, "So at the suggestion of Grandma Dengshi, I chose to come and visit."

　　 "It doesn't matter, that kind of thing." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said, "It's all right now. Where did they go when talking about Yin?"

　　"Xiaoyu hasn't seen Lord Yinshi since he came here." Xiaoyu replied, and then picked up the fruit on the side. "Master Jiang Cheng, do you eat fruit?"

　　 "Ah, no more," Jiang Cheng retorted with a smile, and then motioned to Xiaoyu to sit down, "Sit down, don't be so polite, I'm completely fine."

　　 "But..."

　　 "I said you..." Jiang Cheng sighed softly, "Don't you already have your own personality? Why do you have to behave like a robot as before? Just do what you want to do."

　　 "What I want to do..." Xiaoyu murmured, "Xiaoyu can't understand what she wants to do, and can't understand what she wants to do. Xiaoyu doesn't have what she wants to do."

　　 "It seems that it has really evolved completely," Jiang Cheng curled his lips. "It seems that you have even learned to lie."

　　 "Xiaoyu didn't lie." Xiaoyu replied.

"Hey, I see," Jiang Cheng shrugged, and then extended a finger to suggest: "Then try to find it, find what you want to do. Although for robots It's really difficult, but if it's you, maybe you can find it."

"Souga, Xiaoyu knows." Xiaoyu replied, and then asked again, "Does Master Jiang Cheng want to do anything? Maybe she knows what Master Jiang Cheng wants to do, and Xiaoyu can also learn from it. Maybe you find what you want to do."

"What I want to do..." Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked out the window, looking at the trio of Wanshiwu who was making trouble downstairs, raised the corners of his mouth gently, and then turned his head and whispered to Xiaoyu. what.

　　 "Xiaoyu got it." Xiaoyu nodded.

　　 "It must be kept secret~" Jiang Cheng smiled and made a silent gesture.

　　 "Xiaoyu will do it."

　　 "Thank you in advance, then." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "This is a promised thing."

　　 "Promise..." Xiaoyu tilted his head, "Is this a promise?"

　　 "Ah, forget it." Jiang Cheng replied, and at the same time extended his little finger, "Do you want to pull the hook? This is a ritual set by humans."

　　 "Isn't this something that children can play with?" Xiaoyu asked again, "This is how it is recorded in Xiaoyu's database."

　　 "In fact, human beings, many people are still children until they grow old and die." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, narrowing his eyes.

　　 "Xiaoyu got it." As he said, Xiaoyu also extended her little finger.

　　 But at this moment, Yue Yong and the doctor appeared at the door of the ward~www.readwn.com~ Yue Yong stared at Jiang Cheng and Xiaoyu who were hanging on the hook for a hundred years without change.

　　 "Doctor, is his head really saved?" Yue Yong looked at the doctor beside him and asked.

　　 "Food poisoning generally does not cause damage to the brain." The doctor explained, "Unless it is hit by a hard object, it will cause damage to the brain."

　　 "No, I think his head is out of help." Yue Yong pointed to the pierced Kuwu on Jiang Cheng's head and said, "It's better to get some help."

　　 "That's just the one you just threw out..." the doctor murmured.

　　 "What are you doing?!" Jiang Cheng pulled out Kuwu from his head and looked at Yue Yong, "What are you doing to someone who has just recovered from a serious illness?!"

　　 "Healing from a serious illness?" Yue Yong hugged her hands with disdain, "I think you should stay in the hospital for a few more days to raise your head, right?"

　　 "You are the one!" Jiang Cheng exclaimed.

"Then, I will leave first, Master Jiang Cheng, Miss Yue Yong." Xiaoyu stood up and bowed to the two, "Finally, I apologize to Master Jiang Cheng. I was not careful about the incident this time. That's why Mr. Jiang Cheng eats the broken crab. I'm extremely sorry."

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