May Be the Fake Gintama
Chapter 252: :Don't underestimate the elderly!
"It's not at all! Can you stop lying!" Xin Ba Chi pointed angrily at the thick stack of videotapes held by Kamenashi. Scum turtles running around! And why do you want to write [Doraemon] on the video?! This kind of disguise can be seen at a glance! Scum turtle!"
But suddenly, Kamenashi stopped, and Amiao and the others also stopped and formed a group.
"No matter where you look, there are sea turtles. This island is completely surrounded." Looking at the turtles that surrounded him, Ah Miao said.
"I'm going to be caught, what should I do? Hey!" Hasegawa exclaimed.
, the Kubei on the side drew out his sword and rushed towards the turtles.
"Why are there none of those reliable men at this critical moment!" After solving a turtle, Jiu Bingwei couldn't help but cursed in a low voice.
"Hold it!" Xin Ba Ji picked up a wooden stick from the ground and forced a turtle back, "They will definitely come! Yinsang, Jiang Chengsang and the others will definitely come!"
That's it, about ten minutes later...
Xin Ba Ji and others have already solved many turtles, but it seems that they are still far away. A steady stream of sea turtles rushed towards Xin Ba Ji and others again, and everyone at this time was already a little tired.
Just then, Gintoki's voice suddenly came.
"Oh, I've been waiting..."
"Yin Sang!" Xin Ba Ji was overjoyed, looking in the direction of the sound, everyone also looked over, but immediately afterwards, everyone's expressions stagnated.
I saw a short old man with silver hair holding a cane in one hand and the back of the other hand behind him, and a tall old man with a slightly orange-red hair coming slowly. These two people are Yin Shi and Jiang Cheng.
Gintoki and Jiang Cheng are behind the expressionless Kagura and Yueyue, and Sougo holding a portrait.
"Who are you guys!!!" Xin Ba Ji collapsed somewhat.
"It's Yinjiang and Uncle Alu." Kagura replied.
"This...Isn't this the new eight princes..." Jiang Cheng slowly said, "I haven't seen you in three hundred years, I've grown up like this..."
"Wait a minute! Why did you two become like this?!" Xin Ba Haw yelled, then twitched his eyes and pointed at the portrait he was holding in Sougo's arms. "Wait, that... Okita Sanshou Is the old man's portrait held in it by Tufang Sang! What the **** is going on?!"
"No...not a portrait..." Fourteen said slowly, "Yes...Ah, what am I going to say?"
"The portrait has spoken!!"
"Did you touch the sample of Treasure Box G that I secretly brought out from Dragon Palace?" Kamenashi, who had been captured by the turtles, said in disbelief when she looked at the silver.
"What is the sample?" Jiang Cheng wondered.
"Yes...what the **** is it?" Gin Shiki asked in doubt.
"I don't know..." Jiang Cheng shook his head, then looked at Yin Shi on the side, "By the way, I wanted to ask, who are you? Why do you want to go crazy when I see you?"
"Who are you?" Yin Shi looked at Jiang Cheng, "and I feel very upset when I see you."
"That's it..." Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi nodded at the same time, and then they both stood still and screamed at the same time.
"Isn't it!" Xin Ba Chi yelled out of disintegration.
At this moment, Sougo could not help but make a sound...
"Hey, turtles." Sougo looked at the turtles that surrounded him.
"It's great, fortunately there is a normal man." Xin Baji said with some gratitude.
"It's up to you to catch it! But..." Sougo continued, then wiped the crystal tears from the corners of his eyes and looked at the portrait in his hand, "Before that, please allow me to throw the portrait of Tufang Sang... Set it here!"
"Here... Give me a moment..." Fourteen hurriedly shouted, "You just want to leave me here, right?! You want to leave me as a portrait here, right?! And why am I alone? Turned into a portrait?!"
As he talked, Fourteen suddenly coughed violently, "No, now this body... After vomiting so little, it starts to fall..."
"Then, please rest here, Mufang Sang." Sougo placed the fourteen portrait in front of a big tree.
"Wait! At least take me!" Fourteen hurriedly shouted.
Seeing the meaningless quarrel between the two, Xin Ba Hao helped his glasses, and then walked to a certain turtle soldier, stretched out his hands, smiled with tears and said, "Sa, grab us now. "
"Oh, oh." The turtle soldier quickly took out the rope and tied the hands of Xin Ba Hao.
"It's... it's our turn..." Jiang Cheng and Yinshi lined up behind Xin Ba Ji.
"Are you in such a hurry?!" Xin Ba Ji turned his head and cursed, "Do you really know what the situation is now?!"
"Uh... don't underestimate the elderly!" Jiang Cheng exclaimed, "There are times when the elderly do not lose to the young!"
"Soda Soda," Yin Shi nodded, and then looked at Jiang Cheng who was partying in front of him again, "By the way...Who are you?"
"You two are exactly the same!" Xin Baji said anxiously, "No one has the point!"
"Next time it's up to me," Sou Wu walked over with the rope, showing a black-bellied smile, looking at the turtle soldier in front of him, "Do you really know how to tie it? Do you want me to teach you? I am very proficient in tortoiseshell binding."
"Hey? Really?" The turtle soldier's face flushed.
"Are you two coming too?!" Xin Ba Chi snorted angrily.
"That...please don't leave me..." Fourteen shouted.
"Then please trouble Mufang-san to say [It’s so happy to be a portrait~]." Sougo, who was tied with his hands, turned his head and said to the portrait of Fourteen. "If you say this, take it. On you."
"Who would say that kind of thing!" Fourteen anxiously said, "Three hundred years have passed, hasn't your S changed a little?!"
"It doesn't matter." Sogo said with a shrug.
"I know, I know!" Seeing that everyone was really about to abandon themselves, Fourteen muttered, covering his face, "It's so happy to be a portrait! It's so happy not to be like them! Cough cough cough ...How? Is it all right?"
……
Under the sea, Dragon Palace.
In fact, the so-called Dragon Palace City was originally a huge mobile brothel that wandered between various planets. It does not belong to any country and transcends any legal system.
is favored by so many rights holders, so that he has obtained huge rights. Even speaking, the current Dragon Palace City has a mobile city that can compete with a country.
Jiang Cheng and others were taken here and were locked in a cell. As for Kamenashi, it should be held by the separate switch.
Through the iron fence, looking at the turtle soldiers who are constantly escorting the old man and the old lady, the new eight murmured: "The human beings who have been turned into old people are constantly being sent here. Sooner or later, we will also..."
Kubei, who was sitting on the ground holding his hands, analyzed, "Although I don't know what she intends to do, the one named Otohime really intends to make this country only elderly people."
"What are we going to do?" Hasegawa, who was also sitting on the ground, was a little restless, "The turtle was taken to another place, and our movement was restricted again."
As he said, Hasegawa looked at the two old men with their backs to the crowd watching TV and a portrait, "These guys have also become that way, but why are these guys watching sumo all day? Why is there a TV in the cell? Why is the portrait crying while watching the sumo show?"
"I'm so touched..." Fourteen murmured, and then looked at Gintoki and Jiang Cheng on the side. "Can the next show be replaced with a mayonnaise cooking show? This sumo show is indeed a bit exciting for the elderly. Too much."
"That..." Jiang Cheng turned his head to look at Yue Yong, who was holding his forehead to the side, and said, "Can you please change the station? Sumo doesn't matter, then can you bother to change to women's sumo?"
"No, no!" The portrait on the side quickly retorted, "That kind of thing is even more exciting! After reading it, blood pressure will rise accidentally! My sons often remind me like this. At this age, don't give it to me. The children are causing trouble."
"Ah, it makes sense." As he said, Jiang Sung turned his head again and watched the sumo show on TV intently.
"Hey, these few people really make people angry," Xin Bajia murmured, "When I become an old man, I only want that kind of stuff?!"
"That..." Jiang Cheng turned his head again and said slowly, "Since women's sumo can't work, can you watch the women's wrestling competition?"
"There is no difference at all!!" Xin Ba Ji said loudly~www.readwn.com~Ah...Sou..." Jiang Cheng turned his head again.
After nearly ten seconds, Yin Shi suddenly turned his head to look at Jiang Cheng, and said, "Jiang Cheng, in the end... Do you just think about that when you become an old man?"
"It's so slow!" Xin Ba Haw yelled, "Tucao is really too slow! How much time will you take?! Besides, I have already vomited, so you don't have to do it reluctantly. Just give it to me."
"Don't treat me like an old man," Yin Shi looked at Xin Ba Ji and said word by word, "I won't lose to young people yet."
"You really have you, Yin Shi," Jiang Cheng murmured with his hands in his arms, "the young people nowadays are dull and tasteless, like when I was young..."
Speaking of this, Jiang Cheng stopped again and screamed.
"I'm really annoying these two guys, next time they pretend to stay, I will definitely ignore..." Xin Bajia sighed lightly, and then sat on the ground.
"What the **** is going on," Jiu Bingbei looked at Jiang Cheng and Gintoki and the fourteen who turned into a portrait next to him, "They behave more and more like old people."
"Is there no way to get back to the original state?" Xin Baji raised his head and asked.
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