May Be the Fake Gintama

On the streets of Edo, Esari riding Gintoki's small pedal, wearing Gintoki's helmet and goggles, behind him is an unhappy Kagura and an expressionless Shin Baja.

"Ah, the trouble is dead..." Jiang Cheng mumbled disdainfully, then turned his head to look at the two behind him, "Why do you have to let me participate in such a boring job?"

"It's too cunning! Sneaking or something!" Kagura replied without thinking, and then turned to look at the new eight harp at the end. "It's all your fault, right? If you can do the work alone. , My uncle and I are already sitting in the barbecue restaurant Alu. When do you want to act like a baby? New Baja? Can this level of work be impossible for one person to do anything Alu? How can it be repaired!"

"Yeah, yes, yes." Jiang Cheng held his hands and nodded in agreement.

Listening to Kagura’s tone of disappointment and blame, Xin Ba Hao couldn’t help but yelled, “Don’t tell me I’m so useless! You are not the same! What do you think about absenting from work to eat barbecue on a working day? What?!"

"It's too close, disgusting," Kagura said contemptuously, "please stay away from me Aru."

"Hey! I'm already sitting on the edge, OK! Half of my **** is in the air, OK!" Xin Ba Haw exclaimed, "Speaking of Jiang Chengsang, can you stop holding your hands? Are you driving?! I don’t want a car accident! You have a driver’s license, right? Absolutely, right?"

"Don't worry, how could a good adult not even have a driver's license." Jiang Cheng snorted, then took out his [automatic driving license] from his arms and threw it to the new eight in the back seat.

Looking at the driver's license in his hand, Xin Ba Hao was a little suspicious of life, and said in horror: "I thought... I didn't expect even Jiang Chengsang to have this kind of thing! It's... incredible!"

"Hey, do you have any misunderstandings about me," Jiang Cheng said blankly, "For example, I am not a normal human in your eyes."

"Um, ahahaha...a little bit..." Xinba Haw scratched the back of his head and smiled embarrassedly.

Jiang Cheng: "..."

"But not anymore! Jiang Chengsang is already a normal human in my mind!" Xin Ba Ha hurriedly defended, "Because of this driver's license, the current Jiang Chengsang is already a normal human in my mind. Category!"

"The criterion for judging if I am a normal human is whether I have a driver's license?!" Jiang Cheng exclaimed with a burst of green veins, "It's a big fire! It's really irritating, this kid!"

But in the end, Jiang Cheng still sighed and looked forward again, holding the handle with one hand, and lifting the goggles on his face with the other hand, "Well, forget it. But speaking of it, does Yinshi still have such goggles? Why don't I have any impression at all."

"When he first came out, Yinsang always wore goggles, but then this kind of persona was gradually abandoned." Xin Bahao stretched out his index finger to explain.

"That's the way it is," Jiang Cheng nodded and expressed his understanding, "just like Naruto's childhood and Konohamaru's childhood, you need goggles as a foil when the personality has not been established, but once the personality gradually matures You don’t need it after you get up. I understand this kind of thing."

"It seems so..." Xin Ba Chi thought for a moment and then nodded.

"It's also possible that the original author, orangutan, felt that it was troublesome to draw goggles every time Aru, so he canceled that setting." Kagura said.

"There is also such a possibility." Jiang Cheng nodded and agreed casually.

"There is also the setting of the night rabbit clan, it is very hard Aru," Kagura sighed bitterly, frowning and complaining: "What is afraid of the sun, you need to carry an umbrella everywhere, it is very troublesome. Alu. Think about it for a moment. New Baja, when a normal person walks, both hands are empty? But every time I have to carry an umbrella, it's super unnatural!"

"Wait! Kagura-chan!" Xin Ba Hao quickly stopped, "Don't complain about this kind of thing! It will be over when you hear it!"

"Cut!" Kagura curled his lips in disdain, "Speaking of whether or not the orangutan has thought about us characters, in order to conform to his personal settings, we are also very hard every day, Aru."

"That's right, those authors never put ourselves in the position for our characters," Jiang Cheng sighed lightly, "Don't always think about what the characters should be, you should ask us if we want to live. What it looks like. Just like a child who is expected by his parents, don’t always want to make the child look like in the future. You should also ask your child’s opinion."

"Ah... it makes sense..." Xin Ba Haw twitched the corner of his mouth and laughed somewhat reluctantly.

"Speaking of which, what kind of person do you want to be?" Jiang Cheng asked aloud.

"Huh? Me? Can I say it? Can I say it now? Wouldn't I be retaliated by the orangutan?" Xin Ba Hao pointed to himself and asked with some uncertainty.

"It's okay. Even glasses have a say in this work," Jiang Sung replied with a shrug. "It doesn't matter if you send out all the complaints that you usually accumulate in the [Gintama] crew."

"Hey?! Really?! Is it really possible?!"

"Ah, it doesn't matter anymore," Jiang Cheng replied.

"Complain...Although there are, it feels like it is not suitable for speaking in this kind of place," Xin Ba Haw smiled bitterly, "But what about the person who wants to be... this... can this really be said?

"Whatever you want." Jiang Cheng waved his hand a little impatiently.

"Then I..." Xinba Haw began to squeeze a little embarrassedly, and honey flushes appeared on his face, as if he was thinking about something...

"Enough, you don't need to say," Jiang Cheng, who looked like Xin Ba Hao from the rearview mirror, stopped with a black line. "I don't want to know anymore. No, it's not that I don't want to know, but from Your expression has been seen, your desires, all."

"Hey?! I haven't said anything yet!"

"No, no need." Jiang Guo replied decisively.

"Why?!"

"Disgusting!" Jiang Cheng and Kagura replied at the same time.

"You are too much! And didn't you two start this topic first?! I just tried a little hard to imagine it!"

"That kind of pink thing is not a fantasy, but your delusion! It's better for you to die early," Jiang Cheng said mercilessly, "Humans should still live more realistically! "

"Your virginity should accept the setting of virginity destined for a lifetime to treat Aru," Kagura nodded in agreement, "Don't think about things that will never happen to you! That's only right! It’s harder for you to live. Alu! You have to recognize the reality! And stay away from me, because your fantasy makes me even more disgusting with your senses. Alu."

"You two are too much more than one!" Xin Ba Haw said with blank eyes, "Why can't I have a sweet love relationship with a lovely girl?!"

"Ugly Face"

"No money"

"short"

"virginity"

"Nite"

"glasses"

Hearing Jiang Cheng and Kagura's spit out without going through their brains, Xin Ba Hao was so angry that he vomited blood, "Give me a little bit, you two! There is no mercy at all! And why do you wear glasses? Disadvantages?!"

"We just want to help you recognize the reality." Jiang Cheng replied casually.

"Souyou Souyou." Kagura agreed.

"Even so, can't you two be tactful?" Xin Ba Haw twitched the corners of his eyes and said.

"No, it will be more intuitive." Jiang Cheng explained, "The so-called loyalty has turned against one's ears."

"That's yesterday's headline?!" Xin Ba Haw yelled, then pushed his glasses and gave a light sip. "Enough is enough, so are we still working? Are we there now? The husband works. Is it in the shop?"

"Shop? What kind of shop?" Jiang Cheng asked in confusion, "I have never heard you say new eight."

"Hey!!! Wait a minute!" Xin Ba Haw shouted, "That means you got into the driving seat without knowing the location?! What else I said before you set off?! Our purpose The place is the KUNO coffee shop where the husband works! Have you listened to it?!"

"Calm down, New Eighth," Jiang Cheng snorted, "Speaking of which we are almost at the barbecue restaurant, do you want to go to work after eating? You can't work well if you are hungry."

"That makes sense Aru!"

"You two give me enough!" Xin Ba Haw shouted loudly.

...

In the end, Jiang Cheng chose to switch directions and move towards the husband's working place. After all, the nagging of the new eight harp like Okasan is really annoying.

Of course, for this reason, Kagura is even more unhappy with Xin Ba Chi.

"I'm here, there is the KUNO cafe where the husband works!" Xin Ba Hao pointed to a ninja-themed cafe not far from the road and said ~www.readwn.com~Hi, then this passenger Get off here, right? I know. Jiang Cheng nodded, and then he slammed the brakes and turned the front of the car to a 180-degree drift.

Because of this drift, the new eight haws at the end were directly thrown off.

"This trip is free, and you are welcome to take the next ride." Jiang Cheng glanced at the Xin Ba Haw who fell to the ground and said lightly, then glanced at Kagura, who was still sitting firmly behind him, "Barbecue, get ready. OK?"

"OK Aru!"

"Yo Xi! Let's go!" Jiang Chenggang wanted to turn the accelerator, but was kicked by the furious Xin Ba Hao who got up and was attached to the scooter.

"Give me enough, you two!" Xin Ba Haw yelled, "As a result, you still want to leave me here alone?!"

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