May Be the Fake Gintama

One afternoon.

Jiang Cheng expressionlessly raised his head and glanced at the door number of the ladyboy bar in front of him, and then turned his head to look at the same expressionless three-person house of everything behind him.

"Well, can I choose not to go in?" After a long period of silence, Jiang Cheng raised his hand and asked without expression.

"No!" Xin Ba Haw shook his head, then stretched out his index finger and shook his voice earnestly, "Didn't you say that you are on the way? For Jiang Chengsang's trouble last time, I have to apologize this time. Yes. Didn’t Lu Sang behave well in the face of his anger just now? Just like before, just apologize to Your Excellency Xixiang."

(For details about the trouble here, see Chapter 237.)

"No, no, that looks like a devil is a creature. But the creatures here are physically unacceptable to me, so I refuse!" Jiang Cheng replied with righteous words in his arms.

"Jiang Chengsang, are you a little bit responsible?" Xin Ba Hao frowned and complained, "You know, it's because of you, but the demon bar has been closed for three months, and there is still an angry Lu So does Sang."

"No matter what you say, I refuse!" Jiang Cheng refused with a serious face, and then sipped his hand in disdain. "And I don't need to apologize at all! Obviously I was frightened by their appearance first. ! And I can't help but complete the dress-up for others, and force them to dance that kind of chaotic dance! I did it under the pressure of both physical and mental pressure! So, there is no need to apologize at all!"

"No, I have to take you in and apologize for whatever I said today!" Xin Ba Haw stepped forward, pulling Jiang Cheng's clothes corner and pulling inside the door, but even with the power of milking, Jiang Cheng still stood. Stay still in place.

Xin Ba Haw gritted his teeth and said word by word: "Today I have promised Miss Yueyong to settle all the troubles Jiang Chengsang has caused in peace. This is a very important task, and you will give it a little. Let's cooperate... Kagura sauce... help!"

"Oh!" After responding, Kagura made a run-up, then got up and jumped up, kicking Xinba Hao's face.

After this blow, Xin Ba Jia was directly kicked into the door of the ladyboy bar.

"What are you doing?! Kagura-chan!" Xin Ba Haw scolded with blank eyes as he got up, "Why did you kick me in the face in the end?! Can you even get the object wrong?!"

"Sorry," Kagura raised his hand and explained, "It's not very clear! But seeing that face makes Aru hateful! So I can't help but step Aru!"

"Do you hate me so much?!" Xin Ba Haw exclaimed, "What does it mean to feel hateful when you see this face?! Is it my face's fault?! Is it?!"

Kagura ignored the new eight chicks and turned his head with his hands on his pillow and whistled.

"Hey! Don't ignore me!" Xin Ba Haw exclaimed.

At this moment, a strong baritone sounded from behind everyone.

"What are you doing here?" Saigo Tesei, the owner of the ladyboy bar and Mrs. Saigo who is one of the four kings of Kabukicho, stood behind Shinyahachi, holding his hands and looking at the crowd in front of them and asked aloud.

"This voice..." Jiang Cheng was startled at first, then turned his head and held up the wall to throw up, Σ_(???"∠) vomit...

"Just hearing the sound..." Yin Shi said blankly.

"It smells!" Kagura pinched his nose and said, "No way, Aru, I can't stand this smell..."

Immediately afterwards, Kagura also turned his head and spit up against the wall.

"You two are super rude! Why are you vomiting in front of someone else's store! It smells!" Xin Ba Haw yelled, but his face changed as soon as he finished speaking, and then turned around and directly helped Xixiang vomit... …

"There is no difference between you guys! There is no courtesy at all to do this kind of thing in front of other people's stores!" Yin Shi yelled, but when he finished speaking, Yin Shi also turned and supported the wall, "spit. It should be like this at the time, Σ_(???」∠) vomit......"

"You are no different from them, right!" Xixiang cursed with a blank eye, bursting with veins.

"No, if you listen carefully, you can still hear it. When I vomit, I cover up my vomiting sound. The BGM is completely different!" Yin Shishi wiped his saliva and raised his head to explain.

"There is no difference at all! Even if you change the BGM, you are vomiting!" Xixiang cursed.

"No, in fact, on my planet, the way the two sides greet each other is this Aru." Kagura wiped the saliva from his mouth and raised his head to explain.

"Who believe it!" Xixiang shouted, but just after he finished speaking, Xixiang noticed Jiang Cheng who was still vomiting beside him, "Wait...this...isn't this Jiangzi?! Saxi ignored it. , Jiang Zi~"

When Jiang Cheng heard these words, the speed of vomiting increased by a factor of...

...

In the **** bar, in front of a small wine table, Jiang Cheng, with a bad face, lay on the wine table and rubbed his stomach, "Ah, it's better, I feel like I have vomited everything I can vomit..."

Next to Jiang Cheng were two ladyboys with heavy makeup, a clockwork with yellow curly hair like a clockwork, and a wakame with green ears and short hair. But it’s worth mentioning that neither of them had shaved clean beards...

Sitting across from Jiang Cheng were the Wanshiwu trio and Xixiang. At this time, Xixiang was listening to Xin Ba Hao's explanation, nodding his head on the way.

"It turns out that Jiang Zi usually looks like this, so cute~" Clockwork covered her mouth, making a look of surprise.

"Yes, they are all fascinated by Jiangzi~" Wakame Naako echoed.

"Sorry, I still feel like vomiting..." Jiang Cheng weakly raised his hand and said, then turned his head again and vomited, Σ_(???」∠) vomit...

"Jiang Zi is really impatient~ I just vomited at the beginning~" Clockwork said with a shy face.

"Shut up for me!" Jiang Cheng turned his head and yelled, "What bad words are that!"

"God, God, he is anxious. When a man is anxious in front of a woman, it means he cares about that woman." The clockwork leaned into the wakame's ear and whispered.

"Shut up for me!!!" Jiang Cheng was already a little intolerable, "Believe it or not, I will let you disappear in Kabukicho from now on, bastards!"

"Here comes again," wakame said in a whisper to the clockwork's ear, "Men usually talk badly in front of their beloved woman."

"Hey? Really?" Clockwork asked in surprise, covering her mouth.

"Really." Wakame Nanako replied.

"Could you please shave off the stubble on your face before you speak! It's so disgusting! My goose bumps are all up!" Jiang Cheng shouted loudly with his eyes open.

"Yeah~ So you care about people so much~" Clockwork said blushing.

"Really killed you!!"

...

"That's how it is." Xixiang nodded with his hands to express understanding, and then looked straight at Jiang Cheng who was sitting opposite.

"Cut," Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain, and said with an unhappy expression, "Ah, sorry, what happened last time. After compensation or something, I will let Baihua send it."

"No need, no need," Xixiang waved his hand and said with a smile, "it's the first time I have been treated so tenderly."

"Gentle?" Xin Ba Haw said with a black line. "Being beaten up so that I can't move when lying in bed for three months is that gentle?"

"There are various ways for men to be gentle," Xixiang explained softly, "maybe it is Jiang Zi's unique way of expression of gentleness."

"Hey, this time just let you lie down for a lifetime. No, it's better to send you to heaven directly." Jiang Cheng said with a smile on his face.

"Heaven..." Xixiang covered his mouth, looked at Jiang Cheng in surprise, blushing, and said, "Yes... Is it going to send me to heaven in one shot?!"

"Hey, can I kill him? Can I?!!!" The blue veins on Jiang Cheng's face jumped.

"Calm down, Jiang Chengsang." Xin Ba Haw quickly grabbed Jiang Cheng who was about to get up. "Today is here to apologize, not to cause trouble. You should also control your temper a little bit."

"Cut," Jiang Cheng made a disdainful cut and then sat down again and turned his head. "I have said everything I should say, can I go?"

"That's right, then Sir Xixiang, we will..." Xin Bahao looked at Xixiang with a smile on his face, but before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Gui who didn't know when he would arrive... No, it was a wig. .

"That's how it is," Gui, who was sitting next to Jiang Cheng in a blue dress with heavy make-up, held his hand and nodded, then looked at Xixiang, who was sitting opposite, and knelt down and bowed his head, "I'm so sorry. This guy has always been like this since before! I express my sincere apologies to Your Excellency Xixiang for him!"

"Wait for me!" Jiang Cheng finally reacted~www.readwn.com~ and raised Gui's collar, "Why do you have to apologize for me! And why use that pair of Okasan's The tone?! No, that's not right, why are you here?! Wig!"

"It's not a wig, it's a wig." Gui corrected, and then explained to himself: "In order to enable the people in this country who are still in dire straits to live a happy life as soon as possible, now I am here at Your Excellency Xixiang Work to earn money. By the way, I wonder if readers will feel unwell because they haven’t seen me for a while, gums are swollen and sore, and maybe some readers have some mental disorders and oral ulcers because they haven’t seen me for so long. indefinite!"

"So it's just to rub the camera!" Jiang Cheng exclaimed, and at the same time he let Gui Ji down, sighed, and then said: "Don't you say that you have been on the stage this week? Why are you still so dissatisfied? No matter how much you complain about that kind of problem, I can't help it."

"No, I heard that this month is the Gui Qiqiang Moon." Gui said with a serious face.

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