May Be the Fake Gintama

"It makes sense, after all, the other party has three," Matsuhira nodded after a moment of indulgence, "Then I beg you!"

After Zong Wu responded, he turned around and left, as did Jiang Cheng. However, after the two turned around, they looked at each other and smiled calmly.

…

In the convenience store, Fourteen stood in front of the bookshelf in front of the convenience store, picked up a jump and flipped through it. Of course, all of this was a disguise, and the purpose was to eavesdrop on the chestnut and the three people who are the settlement clerk at the front desk. The conversation of the clerk.

"Lizijiang~What does Lizijiang do on rest days?" The boy with glasses leaned in front of the chestnut who had just settled the guest and asked, and then took out two movie tickets from behind, "Actually, I There are two limited edition movie tickets of [Paidoulong 2] Rodriguez..."

Seeing this, another clerk with red hair and moxican head with pierced ears hurried forward and interjected: "Chestnut sauce, in fact, I am a fan of Spaceship Earth, this time there is a live concert!"

The last boy with a yellow-brown airplane head (bread head?) not to be outdone, also leaned forward to show his hospitality, "Chestnut jam, do you like to go for a drive? This time... it's better to go to Qidaomian Bay Highway this time!" "

Wear glasses: "Don't stab yourself indiscriminately!"

Mohigan: "You don't want to come first!"

Head of the plane: "You two, don't bother with chestnut sauce!"

Wear glasses: "What is troublesome?!"

Head of the plane: "Trouble is trouble!"

Moxican: "Shut up all!"

…

As for the chestnut on the side, he said nothing with a smile from beginning to end.

Listening to the quarrel of a few boys, Fourteen glanced at the chestnut who had chosen to ignore these boys, and already had a conclusion in his heart [This daughter did not target them at all. The foolish father of the "Chan Xing Police Department" is really It's a headache. 】

(Qianxing Police Department: This refers to Matsuhira. The Qianxing Police Department refers to Koichi Qiangata of Lupin III.)

In the distance, both Matsuhira and Kondo, who were staring at Fourteen's actions through a scope, were a little impatient.

"It seems to have been watching jump, and there is no action at all." Kondo said.

"What the **** are you doing?" Mr. Songping said impatiently.

"Oh! Action!" Kondo called out suddenly.

"It's long-winded! It's just turning the page! It's really irritating!" Matsudaira said anxiously, "Well, those two boys are coming soon, so let's hand them over."

…

In the convenience store, looking at the side face of Fourteen who had been standing in front of the bookshelf and looking at Jump, Li Zi suddenly felt that this person was a bit familiar, and said to himself: "Ah... the person in front of the bookshelf always feels Where have you seen it."

But at this moment, the automatic door of the convenience store opened, and then two young men with fierce expressions wearing sunglasses walked through the door. That's right, these two people are Jiang Cheng and Zongwu.

"Welcome." Lizi stood up quickly and said with a smile at the two.

The two nodded slightly in response, and then they continued to look at Jump's fourteen in the same direction. Obviously, Fourteen did not notice the arrival of the two.

Zou Wu pulled out a dagger from his body, while Jiang Cheng was holding his umbrella, and the two reached the back of Fourteen at the same time.

"Hey, what are you doing so slowly? Hurry up and open the tuba for me here!" Zongwu whispered.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng also leaned to fourteen and whispered: "I count to three. If I can't tell you...Kill you. One...two..."

"Wait for a moment! You two bastards!" Fourteen whispered with a sweaty face, "Why are you two here? Why don't you just leave it to me?!"

"It's really ruthless, Liu Haijun," Jiang Cheng sighed, "People come over to help you share the burden when you see you want one to three."

"Yes, yes, it's like serving as a wingman for Tufang Sang in a friendship." Zongwu echoed in a low voice.

"Shut up, you two!" Fourteen whispered, "You two are not needed at all! Saying you two will only be a disservice, right?! Isn't it the wrong object now?! Why do you want to? Am I driving a tuba in a place like this?!"

"How many times did you count just now? It seems to be forgotten," Jiang Cheng murmured, "Then start again, one, two..."

"Wait!" Fourteen hurriedly called to stop, "You two gave me enough time! I just thought of a way, OK?! Shut up and watch it! Don't do extra things!"

"This person is really ruthless, Zong Wujun, people have volunteered to help him, he still looks like this." Jiang Cheng sighed lightly.

"That's right, boss, after all, Tufangsan is a ruthless mayonnaise madman. In other words, he only knows about mayonnaise machines all day and night, and there is no emotion or anything at all~" Sougo agreed.

"This can't work, Okasan, wouldn't it be of no use to society for my son to become like this?" Jiang Cheng said with a look of horror.

"I think so too, O'Duo Sang, whoever has such an unpromising son in the family will be distressed?" Zongwu sighed and replied helplessly.

Listening to Jiang Cheng and Zongwu’s single sentence of Mi Tai, there were several blue veins on Shisi’s face, and they were still beating, but in the end, Shisi resisted wanting to pull out the knife and hack them to death. impulse.

Fourteen picked up a bottle of mayonnaise from the shelf on the side and walked straight to the settlement area at the front desk. On the way, he turned his head and reminded them again: "Listen, you two, please! Don't get in the way. My plan! Just stand aside and watch!"

"That's not right, Liu Haijun, as a wingman, we clearly know our responsibilities." Jiang Cheng said helplessly, and at the same time followed up, "For example, supervise whether you really perform the task properly. thing."

"That's right, if the earth mulberry is a bit slack, we can also kill the earth mulberry for this reason. Uncle Songping seems to have said that." With that, Sougo followed.

[It's really troublesome, these two guys are all looking at me. Fourteen glanced at the two black-bellied people with smiles behind him, and thought bitterly, [Oops, these two will definitely start without any scruples! Before that, I have to quickly figure out what to do! 】

Before she knew it, Fourteen had already arrived at the settlement desk. Seeing the three boys who were still pestering chestnuts in front of him, Fourteen had a plan in his heart. After smashing the mayonnaise in his hands on the settlement platform, Ten Four spoke: "I want this!"

Upon seeing this, the three boys also settled down, Lizi also turned around to help the fourteen settlement, and smiled: "I'm really sorry, I will settle the settlement for you now."

Taking advantage of Li Zi’s effort, Shisi Hun smiled and squeezed the hilt of the knife around his waist, looking at the three boys still surrounding Li Zi, and said inwardly: [Hmph, although I can’t really kill them, But there shouldn't be any problems with a little intimidation. 】

But at this moment, looking at the mayonnaise in his hand, Chestnut finally remembered what happened in the playground that day, and then turned over the checkout counter to the Fourteen with a look of joy.

"You...you are Mayuro XIII!" Lizi put his hands on his chest, blushing and looking at XIV with a shy face.

【Ruined! 】Fourteen secret paths are not good.

"Li... chestnut... chestnut sauce!" the plane's head shouted incoherently.

"You and this man..." the man in glasses stammered.

"What is the relationship?!" Moxi Gantou added.

At this moment, Fourteen suddenly had a plan, [Wait, maybe this can also be used! While thinking about it, Fourteen stepped forward and gently wrapped his arms around Chestnut’s waist, then turned his head to look at the three boys on the side, and chuckled: "This girl is my woman! This woman and I am addicted to the love relationship between the hopeless lover and the infatuated girl of the milfs!"

With that, the fourteen rushed to look at Lizi, showing tenderness: "Have you been waiting for a long time, Lizi, I am such an unreliable man, but you don’t have to worry about it in the future, we will never Separated."

"Mayura 13-sama..." Li Zi blushed and leaned in the arms of Fourteen.

"Do you understand everything?! You bastards! Don't get close to my women! If you don't listen to advice..." After saying that, Fourteen drew out his knife, "Cut you off!"

"Yes, it is! This is the woman our boss is looking for first!" Jiang Cheng said bitterly, putting on a punk face.

"If you look at it, cut off all your [BEEP—] and sticks! Bastards!" Sougo also put on a little **** face.

[Why do you join in the fun? ! ] Fourteen scolded in his heart.

But at this moment, all three boys ran out crying.

[Look? It's so simple and it's all solved. Fourteen looked at the speechless Jiang Cheng and Zongwu behind him, and chuckled triumphantly.

Jiang Cheng: So old-fashioned...

Sougo: Yes...so old-fashioned...and disgusting. This is the first time I have seen a boring and disgusting person like UU reading www.uukānshu.com, boss.

Jiang Cheng: Yes, let's go. I'll vomit when this continues. Let's go out and amuse the three dumb men outside, Zongwujun.

Sougo: That's right, boss.

In this way, Jiang Cheng and Zongwu got up and left at the same time. On the way, they turned their heads and despised a handful of fourteen again. However, after turning their heads, Jiang Cheng and Zongwu smirked again at the same time and thought at the same time: [ But the next thing is not so easy to get rid of~ Liu Haijun Tufangsang]

[What attitude are these two bastards! By the way, didn’t you two have fun just now? ! 】Fourteen whited her eyes and cursed in secret, and then looked at the shy chestnut in her arms, [Anyway, the three people have already solved the problem, and the only thing left is to solve the misunderstanding...]

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