May Be the Fake Gintama

Chapter 308: : The more you get, the more you lose!

When everyone looked around, they saw a child whose skin color was basically the same as that of Ganweiluo, sitting in the front auditorium and cheering for Ganweiluo with his throat.

[Could it be...that child is the son that Ganwei Luo talked about? ] Xin Ba Hao thought.

"Hey, don't dawdle," Jiang Cheng yelled at Xin Ba Chi, "Tee off!"

"Oh." Xin Ba Hao reacted and kicked the ball at Jiang Cheng.

The ball rolled to Jiang Cheng's feet, Jiang Cheng's mouth raised slightly, stopped the football, turned back, kicked the ball hard and shouted: "Look at my gliding curve to shoot! Space wings, give me strength! "

The football quickly flew towards the goal, but it was its own goal.

"Hey! Even the goal is wrong!" Xin Ba Haw roared.

Fortunately, the ball was blocked by Ganweiluo. It may be a bit inaccurate to say that it was blocked. It should be said that it was going towards Ganweiluo's crotch. At a certain moment, everyone seemed to hear some kind of broken egg. Cracked sound.

"Damn it! It's blocked!" Jiang Cheng's face showed a trace of unbearable.

"Blocked!" The commentator yelled again, "He did it! Not only the opponent's offense, but even the teammates' offense were blocked! Gan Wei Luo! Good job! Let us see the kind of reluctance of a veteran. The spirit of the stadium!"

At this time, on the field.

Because the ball was kicked out of the field, the ball was given to the enemy team.

"Well, wait," Xin Bahao pushed his glasses and looked at all the enemy team members, "the opponent seems to all look the same... the style of painting is different from ours, it's exactly the style of captain football. what!"

"Ah..." Ganwei Luo on the chair finally woke up, and slowly explained with a painful face: "Yes...Yes, because it is eleven births...Today's opponent is Oedo ambivalence, and is hostile to all 11 people. They are the 11 brothers of the Matsuno family."

"That's it," Yin Shi held his hand and nodded, then looked at Jiang Cheng who was aside, "Hey, it's all your own business, the third son of the Matsuno family."

"Shut up! I have nothing to do with that kind of virgin family squatting!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

But just finished speaking, the real Matsuno's three men on the opposite side quickly rushed over with the ball.

"That..." Gan Weiluo raised his head and said, "Although it doesn't matter if you are a layman, man-to-man defense is good, don't let them move freely, leave the goal to me."

"Understood!" Kondo and Xiao Yuan both responded at the same time.

Immediately afterwards, the two stopped at the same time by Ah Miao and Yinshi.

"Hey! Don't stare at your own people!" Gan Wei Luo shouted.

"Long-winded! Isn't the man-marking tactics of love always ending at the same time?!" Kondo and Xiao Yuan turned their heads to retort at the same time.

After speaking, the two got up and jumped up, and pounced on Ah Miao and Yin Shi respectively. But at this moment, the three men from Matsuno's family had already arrived in front of the goal, raised their feet and shot the ball vigorously towards the goal.

"Clear the siege! In any case, go ahead with a big foot!" Gan Weiluo shouted.

"Bigfoot, go over? Understand!" A Miao and Ginshi yelled at the same time, then kicked out forcefully, hitting Kondo's crotch and the little ape's body.

After this blow, the two fell directly to the ground.

"Xinjiang, I did it~" Ah Miao waved her hand and shouted at the new Baja who was on the side. "I solved two **** at once~"

"Sister! Girls can't say something like two balls!" Xin Ba Haw stopped quickly.

The new eight had just finished speaking, and the ball had flown to the center of the goal. This time, it still hit Ganweiluo's crotch. Everyone heard a cracking sound again.

"It's been solved here too..." Xin Ba Ha spit out expressionlessly.

"Blocked again!" The commentator stepped on the commentary stage and roared: "Gan Wei Luo blocked another ball again! Blocked a ball with his own ball! One goal for one goal! How admirable this is. The spirit! But then it’s dangerous. Ganwei Luo has no more **** to change. Under this situation, what strategy Oedo will do is really exciting!"

Looking at Gan Wei Luo, who was rolling his eyes and twitching all over, Xin Ba Haw twitched and said, "For my own son, I really tried my best, Gan Wei Luosang..."

"Don't worry, if you want the ball, we have a lot more here!" Jiang Cheng patted Xin Ba Ha on the shoulder and comforted, and then pointed to the idle Katsura, Hasegawa and Elizabeth, "Counting the words of you and Yin Shi, We can block at least ten goals!"

"Hey! Don't make that kind of dangerous speech!" Xin Ba Haw yelled with wide-eyed eyes, "There is no need for one ball for one ball!"

The basic possession of the ball in the received game was basically firmly controlled by the enemy team. After all, Jiang Cheng was a layman, and even if he drove the ball, he was intercepted by the opponent without any accident. Especially after Ganwei Luo fell into a faint, his side became a mess.

However, although the opponent has shot countless times, they have not scored once, because the ball is all directed at Ganwei Luo's body.

Dangdang! The bell rang during the intermission.

...

In the lounge, a crowd gathered to discuss strategies. As for Gan Wei Luo, who had no good place to roll his eyes, was ignored by everyone at the same time.

"Really, football can't be underestimated." Jiang Cheng said solemnly, holding his hands.

"Indeed, hole-in-one or something is clearly etched in the genes of a man as instinct, but why can't you shoot in?" Kondo also held his hand in a thinking state.

"Hey, can the rogue stop talking for a while?" Xin Ba Haw said with a black face.

"But, I think we have worked very hard, Xiao Ba," Yin Shi raised his head and shrugged his shoulders. "The entire first half passed, but the opponent didn't even score a goal."

"Yeah." Jiang Cheng and Kagura nodded while holding hands.

"That's not even hard work at all!" Xin Ba Hao pointed to Ganwei Luo who was still **** on a chair, shouting, "The other party was totally deliberately kicking Ganwei Luosang! For the other party. Let’s say that the outcome of the game is completely doomed! And Jiang Sung-sang and Kagura-chan, aren’t the two of you who played the most vigorously?! You two combined more shots than the other! You guys! Is he having an enmity with Kanwei Luosang?! He becomes the main responsibility of the two of you now!"

"No, I'm just creating a miracle in the football world." Jiang Cheng explained, "A player who has blocked so many **** in a single game is unprecedented! After this game, he will become a player on par with Buffon! He! Don’t you want to show it to your son? Isn’t such a miracle enough?!"

The new eight chis are dumb.

"You guys, listen to me in the second half... Wow!" Gui was knocked down by Jiang Cheng before he could finish.

"Listen well, the strategy in the second half is the same as that in the first half. Just keep it!" Jiang Cheng said sternly, "Winning or losing is not the key at all! The key is to let Gan Weiluo stop more balls, understand?! No matter it is. The enemy is still ourselves, do you know what to do the first time you get the ball?!"

"Understood!" Except for the new eight harp, everyone responded at the same time.

"That's right! It's a crazy attack on Ganweiluo's stocks! Our goal is to make this man Buffon... No, it's beyond Buffon!"

Dangdang!

The second half began...

It’s similar to the situation in the first half, but everyone’s aura is obviously several times higher than in the first half. Whether it’s the enemy team or the team, after everyone gets the ball, they begin to frantically move towards the one tied to the chair. Gan Wei Luo attacked wildly.

In the commentary, the commentator had already burst into tears, and his throat was already hoarse because of his roar. Not only the commentary, but even the referee and all the audience burst into tears to cheer for Ganwei Luo.

The new eight haws on the court stood aside with their heads full of black lines, without saying a word from beginning to end...

Dangdang! ! The game is over! ! The score is still zero to five.

"The game is over! The winner, Oedo ambivalence!" The commentator yelled out with a hoarse voice, "Although the winner is not the Oedo team, everyone present today witnessed a miracle! That's it! It is Ganweiluo! Blocked 373 shots in a single game! Including 30 of the enemy team and 343 of his own players! This is a miracle! A miracle in world football! Ganweiluo is enough to be defeated. Recorded in the annals of world football! This is a history that cannot be reproduced!"

"Thank you for the cooperation of all the athletes on the field! It is your hard work that allowed me, the audience on the field and the audience in front of the TV to witness this miracle! Thank you for allowing us to witness history!"

The commentator bowed to the playing field in tears. Then he raised his head and continued: "All the audience present! Let's call that man's name! Ganweiluo! Ganweiluo!..."

Listening to the waves of sound from the audience, Xin Ba Chi was a little unbelievable.

"Don't stand stupid, go and lift up the protagonist." Jiang Cheng walked over and patted Xin Ba Ha's shoulder and said.

"Difficult... Did Jiang Chengsang anticipate this situation a long time ago?" Xin Ba Haw asked in confusion.

"Ah, although it's not an expectation, it's just a slight idea." Jiang Cheng turned his head to look at Ganwei Luo who was still sitting in front of the goal. "With our ability, it is difficult to win the game, but If it’s just to make him shine, it’s much simpler. Isn’t that enough? This kind of performance in front of his son can definitely be called a competent father."

...

When Gan Wei Luo woke up, he realized that he was being constantly thrown into the sky at this time. Time and time again, there were shouts from the audience from the audience. That was... his name!

Although I don't know what happened, Ganwei Luo smiled sincerely at this moment. Cheers with everyone.

...

Stand in front of everyone.

"You guys...thank you...really thank you!" The tears on Gan Weiluo's face couldn't stop streaming.

"It's okay, now, the son's business doesn't matter anymore, right?" Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

"Ah, in this case, don't worry about my son at all!" As he said, Gan Weiluo turned his head and shouted excitedly at a certain blonde girl in the audience: "Did you see it?! So, for us Future son, please associate with me!!!"

After Jiang Cheng and others were silent for a long time~www.readwn.com~ blue veins appeared on their faces while tacitly understanding.

"For my future son, I really want to say thank you! Thank you so much!" Gan Wei Luo turned his head and bowed deeply at the crowd.

But just bending down, Gan Weiluo suddenly felt something. After reaching out for a certain part of himself, he suddenly became petrified...

After Jiang Cheng took a sip at the same time, everyone turned around tacitly and left in anger.

Only a petrified Ganwei Luo who was surrounded by the cheers of the audience, who was petrified in place, was constantly whispering [My son is gone]...

"This is the karma, the karma that must be taken up in order to succeed. It is inevitable!" Jiang Cheng said as he walked, and couldn't help but spit to the side again.

"There is nothing wrong, it is inevitable!" The others echoed at the same time.

(End of this article.)

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