May Be the Fake Gintama

Uh, it’s the end of the month again. I don’t know why, as soon as I write the summary at the end of this month, I feel like writing a quarterly report in the unit.

First of all, in terms of data, here is still the starting point master station.

As of 8:30 this evening, (starting point) 5103 collections, high order 622, all order 302, reorder 80 (the number of subscriptions within 24 hours of the new chapter).

In fact, at the beginning of this month, I set four small goals in my heart. The goal has nothing to do with subscription. The small goal is over 1 million words, over 5,000 bookmarks, the total number of monthly tickets received exceeds 1,000, and the total number of recommended votes received exceeds 10,000.

Except for the last recommendation ticket, everything else has been reached, so I feel pretty happy. I also want to thank you all for your support.

Regarding the content, I feel that there is nothing to add. I wrote a few original articles this month. There may be some oocs in some places, but I tried my best, really.

There will probably be originals afterwards, but depending on the inspiration, although there are a few well-conceived originals, they are not suitable for writing now. Those originals are suitable for writing after the ending as a postscript.

Then, let’s talk a little bit. In fact, most of the daily life in the back is mainly based on the original, so if you feel boring, you can skip over. It’s okay. Most of the main line foreshadowing has already been written in the front content. It's nothing.

I just don't want to leave any regrets, I just want to write all the daily articles that can be written into this fan.

Also, I saw readers who seemed to be pirated before, and they ordered all of them. This feels unnecessary. You can start ordering wherever you see. After all, I took a look. The order is more than 30. It's not cheap.

For new users, I remember that there is a 14-day free period. You can check the advertisements every day and get a starting coin. It’s no problem for a prostitute to chase three or four online articles that update with me every day.

Let me also talk about how the white prostitution has a currency.

First, check in every day. After checking in, there will be a double. You can get 10 points of currency when you watch the 15-second advertisement. This is available every day. If you sign in for a week and double, you can claim 60 o'clock on Sunday. In the lottery, 100% of the 100 points can be drawn for 30 days after signing in for 30 days (it seems to be changed to 200 points now?). There is also an advertisement randomly given 1 to 10 points.

Second, there will be no three-time currency advertisements at the end of each day. A total of 30 points.

The third one is to click on a subscription. A yellow mark of 10 will appear at the bottom of the screen. It will be ten o’clock when you click in to watch the ad. This seems to be six times a day. In this case, because we only have two to three chapters a day, we say that the remaining three or four opportunities should not be wasted as much as possible. Find a female-frequency book with a few words (some female-frequency books seem to cost 1,000 per chapter). Words, five o'clock), and then take the coin.

The last is the length of continuous reading. It seems that if it is ten minutes or five minutes, a yellow 10 icon will appear at the bottom of the screen. This seems to be able to receive six or seven times a day. I am not sure about the specific number of times.

Basically that's the most common thing, and the rest is investing in new books or something.

This currency is a valuable currency. If you subscribe with this currency point, the author also has income, which is suitable for the student party. It's no problem to chase after a web article that is about the same as ours every day, and chase three or five books. That's it for this white floater starting currency.

The next thing I said may be a bit profound, because as more and more friends notice our blog, there are more and more spoofs. Let's talk a little bit about this, let's give an example.

For example, a book friend previously commented in Zhang Shuo: It is disgusting, open the harem of NM!

At that time, my first reaction was that this product was a silly X. Of course, I did respond to him like this the first time, but after I thought about it, I suddenly noticed something wrong, and then I spent the whole night to read this web post again from beginning to end. Again.

As a result, I still didn’t find out where the tendency to open the harem was shown. At the time, I was puzzled. As long as you have gone to elementary school, your reading comprehension will not be so bad. Isn’t this person missing the nine-year compulsory education fish?

But suddenly, my inspiration came! Can't help but think of a very terrible possibility!

perhaps! Perhaps this book friend has spent an infinite price, in the long river of time, in countless futures, he has seen a certain future possibility!

Perhaps in a certain future that the book friend saw, one day I was struck by lightning when I went out, and my whole personality changed drastically. With a change of pen, I wrote the plot of the harem of brain damage!

Thinking of this, my scalp numbs, my back feels cold, and the cold sweat from my whole body has soaked me! My whole person was stunned at the time! This is great horror!

But then I thought, this book friend, at the price of blood, reminded me not to make mistakes in the chaos, this...what kind of tolerance is this? ! What kind of justice is this? ! What kind of self-sacrifice is this? !

Thinking of this,

I can't help but be grateful, I don't know what to say!

I hope this book friend can leave an address if he sees it here, and I will send you a few catties of eggs to make up for it.

Finally, let me apologize sincerely to this book friend and attach a photo of me bowing to you. (Attachment.jpg)

what? You said this is not a picture of bowing? No, no, this is the normal posture of bowing to express gratitude in our hometown.

Just a little joke, this chapter says that it has been deleted by me. What I actually want to say is that you can spray, but don't spray me with those imaginary things. Otherwise it would be purely disgusting.

I give a few templates for those who want to scold and spray, and organize a few ideas for those who want to scold, which can be selectively adopted.

The first one, you can spray my pen rubbish, for example [Silly X author, pen is like shit! There is no description at all, and there is no such thing as a typo or even a change of the text, the sentence is not clear, and the complaint is weak, silly X! 】

Second, you can spray me not only with water but also slow update speed, for example: [Silly X author, what is written is the original content, the update is so slow, and the water is so water, what is written j8 stuff? 】

Third: You can spray that I lack original content, all of which are original content, or even if you call me poor imagination.

Fourth: You can spray that I don't know how to write fighting scenes, such as: [Silly X author, the fighting scenes you write are just like shit! 】some type of.

Fifth: You can spray my psychological description like shit, you can spray my lack of vocabulary, you can spray my original content and write it like shit, etc.

There is nothing to add, you can add, my poor imagination has thought of these for the time being. I’m not sure about anything else, as long as it’s just to scold me for these reasons without taking my family, I will admit them all, and I will never tell them back.

Actually, having said so much, all I want to say is, spraying is fine, don't spray it indiscriminately. To be honest, Gintama fans, our qualities are all acceptable. After all, there was a saying before: People who like Gintama are not bad guys. Forget the original words, but the meaning is probably such a meaning.

Remind, the consequences of spraying me indiscriminately are very serious! I am a famous ruthless person in our ten miles and eight townships! How ruthless is it? Let me give you a little example. Everyone will understand that when I was in elementary school and junior high school, I really planned to write a few pages per day and strictly completed the homework during the winter and summer vacations! Just say it's not ruthless! When I think about it now, my scalp feels numb.

Okay, that's the end of the joke...

I originally wanted to recommend a few books to everyone, but they are basically Japanese books, so I thought about it in the end, maybe it doesn't suit everyone's appetite. I want to push the starting point of the article. After searching for a long time, I couldn't find an author who can py. Forget it... I'll just post a book that I like that I can find at the starting point. Liu's long science fiction, three-body. I won’t blow this book, ceiling.

Then, I would like to recommend some of the dramas that make you stubborn and complain about everyday. Originally, I wanted to push what I liked, but in the end I thought about it, or just push some daily fun stuff. Because I feel that there are some other styles that I might like but everyone may not like it...

Everyday, boys’ high school students, girls’ high school students, pop son and popi beauty, I don’t need to say that everyone should have seen or heard of these movies. To sum up, it’s okay to carry everyday stuff in the name. The earliest day and the later Arakawa laughter group, the blue sea (the sea of ​​Yan Yi), the super-powered daughter (also called the underworld daughter), and the backstreet girl, Mr. Despair, the hilarious life of the rainforest, the animation club, the prison Gakuen, my name is Sakamoto Yukigan, the disaster of Saki Kushio, Sneak Naako, the monthly girl Nozaki-kun, the demon Asachel is calling, etc...

And the third season of Asong just finished yesterday, Asong really wants to push it hard, and it's so fun. Don't be persuaded by the style of painting. Look at it, you will fall in love with the unscrupulous sextuplets. In fact, there are also a large number of Asong Terriers in Gintama, sheeeh's actions that have appeared many times, and the eleven twins in the football chapter.

There should be a lot of fan stories, but I can't remember it for a while. I will add it later. I only think of these for the time being. If you have any interesting fan stories, you can also reply to this chapter.

Finally, I apologize to everyone in advance, because of personal reasons, the update of the fake Gintama may not be as diligent as before.

I also said at the end of the last month that it was actually quite tiring. Not only did I have to go to work, but there was also a milk tea shop at home that needed to take care of. I actually quarreled with my girlfriend several times because of this. If I put all my free time in the web articles like this, I might really want to hire a store manager.

As a store manager, I have to pay a salary of at least three thousand yuan a month (in a small county with eighteenth-tier lines). The three months of getting full attendance on the web site have passed, and after that, only one subscription is divided, and you can get more than one thousand yuan a month.

If you hire another store manager, UU Read www.uukanshu.com will really post money in it. Loss of more than 2,000 a month, it is expected that this net article will have to be written for more than half a year, count it as seven months, and lose at least 15 thousand. It's a bit too much, my private money doesn't have that much...

I said at the beginning that although it doesn’t matter whether we make money or not, there is indeed some money posted...

It's not worth the calculations, so I decided. After that, I will allocate more free time to the store, and the amount of web content may be reduced a bit. However, it will not decrease too much, and stable updates should probably be possible. The daily update time should be adjusted, but for the specifics, I will see how the time is allocated in the past few days. No eunuch, don't worry about this.

There should be very few additions in normal times, and even if they are added, they will all be put on weekends. There is basically no time to add changes from Monday to Friday...

Hope everyone understands...

I am sorry! !

At last…

Good night, see you tomorrow.