May Be the Fake Gintama

Jiang Cheng: Hello! I'll kill you! What are unused things? ! Restarting such a misunderstood title really kills you!

......The feature film begins......

After listening, Xin Ba Hao’s forehead was covered with black lines, and then he silently complained: “Miss Yueyong, today’s Jiang Chengsang is obviously wrong, it’s too terrifying, compared to the last Liusheng article. It’s even scary at the time... Isn't that the look of murder? Is that the look of wanting to kill? Huh?"

Yueyong was silent.

"Yin Sang alone is already troublesome enough. As a result, another Jiang Chengsang is added. If you can't stop the two of them, it will really happen..." Xin Ba Hao looked up and glanced at the two people who were obviously on the verge of running away from the opposite side of the table. ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? .

"Actually..." Yue Yong explained aloud at this time, "When I first found out, that idiot didn't seem to lose his reason like he is now. At that time, at least there was still remaining reason, but since that incident..."

After a pause, Yue Yong still wanted to open his mouth to speak, but in the end he chose to give up.

"That thing? What's going on? What is it? Is there anything more irritating than a man's most important counting stick turning into a screwdriver?! Is it really?! That kind of thing!" He looked at Jiang Cheng in horror.

Looking at the unknown new eight haws, Yue Yong slowly explained: "In fact, before contacting you, this idiot and I were at the ticket gate of the terminal (universal terminal)..."

Before Yue Yong finished speaking, he was interrupted by Jiang Cheng, who was already on the verge of running away, with several blue veins bursting on his forehead.

"What does that mean?! What is meant by not being able to bring metal on a spaceship?! Ah?! Even if it is transformed into an unknown type of screwdriver, it is still my [BEEP——]?! Is it discrimination? Is it discrimination? Discriminate against me. Do I have a distinctive 【Beep——】?! It’s just that when relevant regulations are issued in the future, it is stipulated that people with a 【Beep——】 can’t board the spacecraft! Ah?! This should be the way to do it. ?? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Right?! That's right!"

"Even though I figured out why Jiang Chengsang became like this, I don't know how to complain," Xin Bahao replied blankly while holding his glasses, then raised his head and twitched his mouth and smiled reluctantly. And explained: "Also, Jiang Chengsang is probably a box-type screwdriver."

"What kind of box-type screwdriver?! Have you ever seen a dodecagonal box-type screwdriver?! Where can such a screwdriver be used? Now? Tell me, tell me!"

After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned his face to the corridor and spit out a slobber.

"There are six more sides than Yinsang..." Xin Ba Hao made a speechless expression, and then quickly waved his hand to comfort him, "Jiang Chengsang, in fact, we are not ignorant of the two aliens. Although I don’t know which planet the celestial beings are, or where they are, the only thing I know now is that they love to play "monkey hunting." Perhaps we can start from this point and grab their tails and follow the vines. This is the only way to do it. "

"What is Alu? That "MONHAN"..." Kagura asked, "Is it Mongolian Hamster (Mongolian hamster) Alu? "

""MONKEYHUNTER" is collectively referred to as "MONHUN" (monkey hunting)," Shinbachi explained earnestly. "Players become hunters and enjoy the game of hunting life on the stage where various monster monkeys inhabit. Those guys seem to be playing the PSP version, but the latest version has been ported to the Internet, and we are really lucky. "

"The online version is in the field of network composition. Players from all over the galaxy are in contact with each other and play together. No matter where those guys are in the universe, as long as they are placed in the game, they will definitely be able to meet them."

(Ps: Monster Hunter's spoof)

"Are you looking for those guys in a game that gathers gamers from all over the galaxy, Aru?" Kagura concluded, then showed an expression of impatientness and poked his nose, "It's really troublesome."

"There is no other way. There are no clues. The only place where game stars will definitely come is..."

Xin Ba Hao hadn't finished speaking, only the opposite Jiang Cheng laughed...

"Humhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) The other party is the celestial being of a certain planet in the galaxy? So, how about destroying the entire galaxy one planet next to each other? It must be faster than you can find in that crack game, right?"

"Hey! Stop your dangerous speech!" Xin Ba Hao quickly stopped, "And maybe the other party is hiding on the earth at this time. Even if you destroy the entire galaxy, it will be useless, right?"

"No, at least, they can kill all their family members," Yin Shi raised his head and looked at Xin Ba Hao. He could see that Yin Shi had already gone violently at this time. "[Beep——] What is it? Take it away and take it away, can it be done if I don’t want it? So, should the other party return a gift? How about using their entire race to return the gift?!"

"This level, even we can barely accept it." Jiang Cheng echoed, "In this case, I can also fall asleep listening to the screams of the race that abused them, New Baja."

"Hey, it's really not a joke for these two people to go violently," Xin Bajia murmured silently, "Miss Yueyong, Kagura-chan, anyway, I have to think of a way to calm these two people down."

"It's natural to go violently!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi roared at the same time.

"Xin Ba Chi, you are so good!" Yin Shi looked closer at Xin Ba Chi, and shouted loudly, "Only one of the ten counting rods has become a screwdriver! And me?! There is no one in this world. One of the most precious counting sticks...No! The gamepad has become a scrap! Ah?!"

"Yinsang, the voice is too loud," Xin Bahao quickly pressed his throat and reminded him quietly, sensing the gazes from the surrounding guests, "All the surrounding guests are coming over."

However, Yin Shi was still unmoved, and continued: "And, why is a box-type screwdriver? Why is it still hexagonal? Why is it only half of this guy? Discrimination?! Are aliens shortsighted? This guy is all dodecagonal, I have to be at least twenty-four for Yinsang, no, thirty-six-sided, right?!"

"Do you care about this?!" Xin Ba Hao couldn't help but vomit, "Aren't all the shapes of the screwdrivers?! Are they all useless screwdrivers?!"

"I'm just unhappy!!" Yin Shi slapped the table and stood up, "It doesn't matter what the stars are! Isn't it just the heavens? Then wouldn't it be enough to kill the heavens and people one by one?!"

"After all, shouldn't it be you who should be transformed the most? Xin Ba Hao." Jiang Cheng opened his eyes, staring at Xin Ba Hao with his big red eyes.

"That's right! You should be the one who should remould the place the most!" Yin Shig glared at Xin Ba Hao.

"Why?!"

"I can't get rid of my virginity for a lifetime, so it doesn't matter if it is transformed into a useless screwdriver!" Yin Shishi roared.

"Hey! The two of you are too much! Why am I destined to be virgin?!" Xin Ba Haw was also angry, bursting with blue veins and shouted: "You guys were transformed into box-type screwdrivers because of your [BEEP——] What is the situation of all the unhappy venting on me?! Your personalities are too bad!"

"I also feel biased Aru," Kagura nodded, holding his hands at this time, and said, "If it is really necessary to transform it into a screwdriver, the first place should undoubtedly be Shin Baja. Yeah, the second place is Yinjiang and Uncle."

"No, I think this idiot deserves the first place." Yue Yong said, looking at Jiang Cheng who was directly opposite, "But the other two are similar. Tied for the first place."

"Oh, that's great," Kagura said perfunctorily, squinting his peasy eyes. "Just like getting on the podium with the team competition, Aru."

"Hey! Even the two of you say the same?!" Xin Ba Haw stared blankly with blue veins and frantically output, "Do you even think that I am destined to be virgin for a lifetime?! Who will say things in the future! And don't Underestimate virginity! A man who still implements virginity at the age of 30 can be transferred to the hand of God Kato Hawk! Bastards!"

"Why? With the Phillips screwdriver on your right index finger?!" Jiang Cheng roared.

"Hey!!!"

...

Xin Ba Hao sat on his seat and panted slightly. Just now, Xin Ba Hao fought with one enemy three (Yin Shi + Jiang Cheng + Kagura) to fight against all the heroes. www.readwn.com~ was picking up the cup. After taking a sip of water, Xin Ba Hao gradually calmed down. He sighed, and said: "Let's stop arguing. The most important situation at the moment is to start with the clues we have. This is our only clue."

"Absolutely unforgivable!" Yinshi clenched his fist and said fiercely, "I must pull those guys out of the computer space! Take their counting sticks off by eight! Definitely, must regain their original body!"

"No, it's the right thing to transform all into psp! After finding them, the stick transformed into a display screen, and Jin his mother transformed into a handle!" Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and echoed, "Don't you like to play games? Let them play their [BEEP——] game consoles for the rest of their lives! Scumbags!"

"Yo Xi, let's go!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi stood up at the same time and shouted.

"Hi!" The others stood up at the same time.

"Um, it's too crowded. I'll go to the computer over there. Let's spread out," Xin Ba Hao suggested. "After everyone enters the game, they meet in front of the aggregation."

...

Xin Ba Chi sat in front of the computer, and after a long wait, the cutscene for the opening of the monkey hunting game finally ended.

[Welcome to the world of "MONKEYHUNTER", this is a fantastic adventure space where hunters gather across the galaxy...]

Ignoring the chattering opening introduction, Xin Ba Hao directly moved the mouse and clicked to start the adventure. After using his real name to create an ordinary and non-existent spectacle character that looked almost like him, Xin Ba Hao began to read on the screen. .

After a few seconds of cutscenes, the character created by Xinba Hao has appeared in Novice Village...

At the same time, the rest of the people have also entered the game, and the [Recapture of the Original Body] has officially begun!