May Be the Fake Gintama

"That's why! What tricks can your group of fools get together!" Yin Shi said disdainfully.

Listening to Yin Shi's cynicism, Fourteen was the first to express his dissatisfaction: "What are you talking about, kid?!"

"Mr. Tufang, please go and look in the mirror now. You will see an idiot! An idiot almost exactly like you is looking at you in the mirror!"

"It's better than an idiot who has been transformed into a screwdriver from a small OO!" Fourteen snorted disdainfully.

"You are the idiot, right. It's much better than the whole body including Xiao OO being transformed into a screwdriver!" Yin Shi retorted unwillingly.

But apart from Zongwu and Yueyong, no one noticed that Jiang Cheng's face was completely black with his head down.

"Boss, you are welcome to use it," said Zou Wu took out a bazooka and handed it to Jiang Cheng.

"Haha..." After receiving the bazooka, Jiang Cheng raised his head expressionlessly, squinted and looked at the people on the table, and then pressed the trigger at Fourteen and Yinshi without thinking.

boom! !

Silver Time and Fourteen all became explosive heads.

"What are you doing? Bastard!" Yin Shi scolded, "I was talking for you just now!"

"No! You can take care of your box-type screwdriver!" Jiang Cheng shouted, and then looked at the fourteen who was aside, "And you! A little OO, do you want to die? Bastard!"

Seeing that the three of them were about to fight, Xin Ba Haw quickly persuaded: "Wait a minute, so everyone should calm down first. In short, the network gathering is organized to study future action strategies, and everyone calmly and peacefully discusses. Right."

After listening, Jiang Chengyinshi and the fourteenth-three talents snorted at the same time and sat down again.

Xin Ba Hao looked at the fourteen who was on the side and Yue Yong, who was sitting beside Jiang Cheng, then asked out aloud: "Our team didn’t collect any information about the player’s star people at the end, Tu Fang Sang and Miss Yue Yong, you guys. How about the side?"

"Wait! Before I talk about those..." Ginshi pointed to Shivu and Sougou who was aside, "Why do you use that kind of look that caused others to misunderstand? Because of your fault, four days were wasted in vain. Time!"

Fourteen lightly spit out a puff of smoke and explained to himself: "No one will be uninterested in players who have the same shape as themselves in the game. They are all deliberately released bait to attract their attention, but I didn't expect it to be. Catch those of you who are insignificant."

"Um, I actually sent Baihua to search with the photos of the two cosmic people, but I haven't got any useful information yet." Yue Yong said suddenly at this time, and then looked at Jiang Cheng on the side, "And even if it is I can’t find those two game stars, we also have..."

Before Yue Yong finished speaking, Jiang Cheng interrupted her suddenly.

"Yueyue! You don't need to tell them about that!" Jiang Cheng snorted coldly, holding his hands.

But at this moment...

"Ah, I'm a little embarrassed to be late." The Phillips screwdriver Gui stood at the door and touched the back of his head, and said with some embarrassment, "Hello everyone, I'm Fruit Platter Samurai G."

"It seems that I didn't catch anything. The bait designed to catch small fish accidentally caught a big fish." Sougo said, looking at Gui standing at the door.

Jiang Chengyin:...

…

After handcuffing Gui sitting in his seat, he said fourteen: "This is your last meal before you go to prison. What do you plan to eat?"

"Then get some tripe," Gui replied.

"Excuse me, please give this guy a numb raw meat." Sougo shouted, raising his hand.

…

After being forcibly fed by Zongwu a bit of numb raw meat, Gui, who made his whole skin greenish, finally reacted: "It's a hit! Unexpectedly, Wangju turned out to be a trap!"

"Are you an idiot? Why do you want to join the party?" Yin Shi said with a speechless expression.

"Even if you are a barbarian, sometimes you want to turn off," Gui explained, "and sometimes you want to forget everything!"

"Your head is always in the OFF state, right? The plug is out of the contact point."

"It's a bunch of idiots," Gui dismissed everyone's attitude. "Even if you catch me, things won't get better. You can't change the reality that you are a screwdriver."

"Actually..." Yue Yong just opened her mouth to say something, but was interrupted by Jiang Cheng again.

"No, they won't do that." Jiang Cheng shook his head and said softly, "Anyway, let's listen to what the wig says. Although his head is indeed empty, he may have grasped some key information. Maybe."

"!"

Jiang Cheng's words attracted everyone's attention to Gui.

"Gui! Did you really get any useful information?!" Kondo said in disbelief.

"Huh, who knows," Gui chuckled lightly, and then raised his handcuffed hands. "Do you have to be etiquette when you ask others?"

Seeing the tangled expression on his head, Fourteen reminded: "Kondo-san, you can't eat his suit. This guy must be running nonsense to find a chance to escape."

"If you doubt me, take a look at this first," said Gui, raising his hand to draw out a folded piece of paper behind his head, "and then I definitely won't say that again."

Immediately afterwards, Gui stretched out the paper, and saw that the so-called clue turned out to be just a job advertisement for a driver.

(Driver and screwdriver have the same pronunciation.)

Seeing everyone's shocked speechless appearance, Gui Yang raised the corners of his mouth, and then put the paper away again, "That's all for you to see. I want to know the contact information and the interview location. If you do, give me a tripe first."

Kagura just finished talking here, Kagura got up and jumped up and kicked Gui's belly, "a tripe!"

"Why are you so obsessed with surviving as a screwdriver?!" Xin Ba Hao couldn't help but complain, "Furthermore, it's just a mistake! Where is the intelligence of the player star? Idiot!"

"How could there be that kind of thing," Katsura, who was beaten by Kagura and Sougo, sat up, "Are you still reluctant to face the reality at this time? You should be able to feel it more or less. Now that there is no intelligence or means, it is impossible to catch the player star."

"Don't be stupid, just give up just because of this?" Fourteen said disdainfully.

"Yes! We want to regain the original body! The victory and defeat will only begin now!" Kondo said seriously, but just after speaking, a photo slowly fell from behind Kondo's head.

Looking at the woman who looked like a Phillips screw in the photo, Shinpachi said in confusion, "Kondo-san, this is..."

Kondo scratched his cheek with some annoyance, and explained with some anguish: "The third prince of the screw star, Princess Cross. In fact, we are now discussing the related matters of blind date."

"Kondo-san, could it be you..." Fourteen suddenly thought of something, and stared at his director with wide eyes. "Have you forgotten the princess of Orangutan?! Have you transferred your love?!"

"Hey! Don't talk nonsense to me!" Kondo was anxious. "Speaking of the time, were you really going to send me to Gorilla Star?! How many times have I explained it! It's not like that at all. I don’t like that gorilla at all!"

"Here comes again," Sougo patted Kondo on the shoulder, "Needless to say Kondo-san, we can all understand, you gave up your happiness for Shinsengumi. We understand."

"Can't you listen to me explain?! Bastards! Who said I like that orangutan?!"

Jiang Cheng silently turned away his face and whistled, looking like he had nothing to do with me.

"Don't act like it has nothing to do with you! Is it you?!"

"Don't continue arguing over such indifferent things," Gui suddenly stopped. "What we should do now is neither to continue playing monkey hunting nor to waste time in the barbecue restaurant discussing countermeasures. What we need is, as The consciousness of living with a screwdriver is right!"

After listening, everyone was silent at the same time.

"No, in fact, even if we can't find the player star, we can still restore the original appearance." Suddenly, Yue Yong said lightly.

"Hey?!" Everyone looked over at the same time.

"Yueyue, haven't I told you? They will never accept that way," Jiang Cheng complained, "don't underestimate our self-esteem!"

"Wait, Jiang Cheng, what do you mean?" Yin Shi asked, staring at Jiang Cheng.

"Is there really a way to return to the original body?!" Xin Ba Hao asked in surprise.

"Boss, don't sell it anymore, let's say something quickly." Zongwu also looked at Jiang Cheng.

Seeing everyone's eyes, Jiang Cheng sighed heavily, then took out a few business cards from his arms and threw them on the table: "That's plastic surgery."

"Plastic surgery?"

"Ah, it's just plastic surgery, it can only restore our body to the original state." Yue Yong explained, "I have contacted before, and the other party also gave a positive answer."

"Use what you want. Anyway, I will never use this method to restore my original body," Jiang Cheng said casually with one hand on his cheek, "Relying on the body restored by that kind of thing, UU reads the book. www.uukanshu.com I will feel frustrated in my life, right?"

After speaking, Jiang Chengcai discovered that the people who were still sitting in their seats had disappeared, and the business cards on the table disappeared with them.

After squinting his peas, Jiang Cheng was speechless for a long time before finally spitting out: "What about the self-esteem?"

Yueyong:...

…

After walking out of the barbecue restaurant, Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong did not speak, and walked quietly on the way back to Yoshihara.

"you…"

"Don't say anything, I will never recover my body in that way!" Jiang Cheng replied decisively.

Yue Yong fell silent.

Suddenly Jiang Cheng thought of something and stopped where he was, "Ah, forget it! Forgot to tell them that this person is actually a very weird person, are they okay?"