May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 "Sama Jiang! Leave those things alone! Let's play that kind of fun game between men and women!"

　　 "Yes! We brought all the tools we need!"

　　 Ignoring the excited Baihua members, Jiang Cheng lowered his body and naturally took over the telescope in Yin Shi's hand who was lying in a pool of blood rolling his eyes and still twitching from time to time.

"Ahhhhhhh, as expected, I still stand higher and have a wider view~" Jiang Cheng said with emotion while looking around with a binoculars, "but...they are all little ghosts, it doesn't make any sense...no, no, what is that then?" "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It's getting closer and closer, and it's no surprise that it's a mountain... Hey? Why is the field of vision dark?"

　　 "Well, brother, I suggest you put down the binoculars and take a look." Hasegawa reminded silently.

　　 "Sama Jiang~Did you look at your concubine just now?" Standing on the fence, he stuck a part of his swimsuit on the telescope and licked his lips, "Ha~ are you so impatient~"

　　 "Giltoki sama, please cheer up a little bit more." Outidomaru in a bathing suit who didn't know when he was coming squatted on the ground, pulling out the kunai on Gintoki's body one by one.

　　 "It's you..." Gintoki opened his eyes and glanced at Waidaomaru, and said weakly, "What's the matter? Shijin also wants to learn to swim in the summer?"

　　 "No, it's not, we heard that Jiang Cheng Sama is going to have a [BEEP——] party in the swimming pool." Waidaomaru put up an index finger and explained solemnly.

　　 "Who is going to have that kind of [BEEP——] chaotic party?!" Jiang Cheng roared, bursting with blue veins.

"Jiang Cheng sama~ I tell you quietly~" The expression of Kudzu Ye, who was wearing a bathing suit and wrapped in a bath towel on his upper body, got worse, and kept rubbing against the telescope in Jiang Cheng's hand with a certain part of his body. "Because of the tail Relationship, so there is no...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

　　 Before he finished speaking, Ge Ye was kicked a few meters away by the violent Jiang Cheng. After the latter screamed, he slammed into the swimming pool and splashed a huge splash of water.

　　 At the same time, some children also ran ashore because of fright.

　　 "The telescopes of labor and capital are blocked!" Jiang Cheng burst into blue veins, and pointed to Ge Yebai, who had obviously lost consciousness lying on his back in the swimming pool, shouted with eyes open.

　　 "Is this what makes you angry?!" Hasegawa spit out loudly, "Also, I beg you, don't cause any serious accidents, because you just got a lot of guests away!"

　　 "Furthermore, the body odor is too strong! Who is interested in your body full of body odor! It really killed you!" Jiang Cheng turned his face and curled his lips in disdain.

　　 "Sama Jiang, I don't have body odor." Waidomaru stood up and said seriously.

　　 "I hate the horns on your head, so I can't." Jiang Cheng refused without hesitation.

　　 "Ah, it's okay, I can just pull it out." As he said, Wai Dao Maru stretched out his hand and broke a corner of his head forcefully.

　　 Looking at Wai Daomaru, who was lying on the ground with excessive blood loss, rolled his eyes and began to twitch, everyone in the room ignored it.

"But then again, is this a swimming pool?" Yue Yong glanced around with a cigarette stick in his hand, and said disdainfully, "I thought the swimming pool was like a place like Yoshihara. Men and women almost The whole fruit is frolicking together."

　　 "No, it's not like that! This is not that kind of place!" Hasegawa defended loudly.

　　 "Jiang Cheng sama! Let's play this!" A group of Baihua ladies pulled Jiang Cheng's arm and pointed to the slide beside them.

"I'm not a kid," Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain, then sat down and continued to search for something with the telescope in his hand. "I don't play things that only children like to play with. "

　　 "Indeed, we are already adults!" The resurrected Ginshi sat down at the same time, and took out another spare telescope from his arms.

　　 "You two... really are hopeless scumbags." Hasegawa murmured silently.

　　 "Silver, did you find anything?" Jiang Cheng asked.

　　 "No, there is no..." Yin Shi replied.

"Me too. I thought the pool at this time would have a lot of nice scenery..." Jiang Cheng murmured, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh s things…"

　　 After that, Jiang Cheng put down the telescope in his hand.

　　 Seeing Yue Yong, who was directing the Baihua members to pour lubricating liquid on her body bucket by bucket, Jiang Cheng, who was lifted by a group of Baihua ladies above the slide, suddenly lost expression.

　　 "Hey! What do you want to do?! Why do you pour that kind of stuff on me? And it's too much!" Jiang Cheng whitely roared.

　　 "Too many, I feel that I can't catch Jiang Chengsama..." said a Baihua sister who was holding Jiang Cheng.

　　 "Ah, don't worry, if you can't grasp it, you can grab it there." Yue Yong replied lightly.

　　 "Hey! What dangerous words did you just say! Where is it?! Kill you! Stinky woman!" Jiang Cheng spit out angrily with his eyes filled with blue veins.

　　 At this time, Hasegawa, who realized that something was wrong, promptly reminded: "Hey! This is not Yoshiwara's swimming pool! Stop it!"

　　 "Then, let go..." Yue Yong glanced at the members of Baihua.

　　 "Wait!!" Hasegawa took a step forward, but it was too late, and the Baihua members who had received the order had already let go of Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng, who was covered with lubricating fluid, quickly rushed towards the swimming pool as soon as he touched the slide. At the same time, all the Baihua ladies screamed in excitement and followed Jiang Cheng. Hasegawa, who was too late to stop, was also everywhere on the ground. All the lubricating fluid slipped on their feet, face down down the slide towards the swimming pool.

　　 "Hey! It's too much fun!" Jiang Cheng who was skating quickly yelled, "There is no way to balance it!"

　　 "Don't worry! Jiang Cheng sama, the leader said that you can catch there!" A young lady from Baihua shouted excitedly, "Leave it to me! I will help Jiang Cheng sama balance it!"

　　 "Get out of the way! Ugly! It's me who wants to help Jiang Cheng sama balance!"

　　 "It's me!"

Seeing the members of Baihua who were still arguing even while skating at a fast speed, Hasegawa yelled collapsedly after him: "This kind of thing doesn't matter at all at this time! It is said that this slippery thing causes the speed to lose control. That's it! Everyone——!!! Run away quickly——!!!"

The children below 　　 looked at the scene on the slide, panicking, screaming and scrambling to ran ashore.

　　 Wow!

　　 After the huge splash, Jiang Cheng didn't stop, but slid directly on the water for a few meters and then hit the stone eaves by the pool.

　　 "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

　　 All the Baihua sisters were not injured, and they all landed safely on the shore behind Jiang Cheng. As for Hasegawa, it was a bit miserable. The whole body was lying on the water with blood and motionless.

"Jiang Cheng-sama, it’s better to have a good balance!" A Baihua lady squatted down and looked at Jiang Cheng, who was lying in a pool of blood, still twitching, and suggested, "So, let me this time Let me help you balance it! Don't worry! Jiang Cheng sama, give me your [BEEP——]!"

　　 "Did you... deliberately?" Jiang Cheng struggled to turn his face away, and then vomited weakly, before struggling to stand up, "You guys... show me how to play the slides!"

　　 After all, Jiang Cheng picked up the surfboard he didn't know where he had found, turned around and walked to the side. A group of Baihua ladies learned that Jiang Cheng hugged the surfboard and followed closely behind.

　　 "Wait...wait!" The recovered Hasegawa quickly stood up and shouted to the departing Jiang Cheng and others, but the other party did not respond to his words at all.

"what--!"

　　 At this moment, Hasegawa suddenly heard a child's exclamation after coming to him, and turned his head and looked at it.

　　 "Look! Someone is floating there!" said a child pointing to the person directly under the slide who was floating on the water with his head down and motionless.

　　 "It's over! Did you get tired of that just now?!" Hasegawa hurriedly checked, holding his head, and shouted frantically, "Is there an accident finally?!"

But at this moment, the long-haired man in a blue-and-white striped swimsuit who was suspected of being involved in the accident stood up from the water, laughed twice, raised the watermelon in his hand and turned towards the shore blindfolded. Elizabeth, who was constantly waving the stick in her hand, shouted: "Elizabeth, the watermelon is cool! Yossi, let's play watermelon over there...Wow!"

As soon as the voice fell off, Jiang Sung and Gintoki, who were rushed down from the slide almost at the same time by stepping on a surfboard soaked in lubricant, stunned and fainted~www.readwn.com~ The watermelon in their hands took off at the same time. hand.

　　 "Did you see it? You guys," Jiang Cheng, who came safely to the shore, received a piece of watermelon from Yin Shi, and said to a group of Baihua ladies, "This is the normal way to play the slide!"

　　 "Hi! We see! Jiang Chengsama!" A group of young ladies from Baihua raised their hands at the same time.

　　 "Remember, you must apply lubricating fluid under the surfboard, the top is not needed!" Jiang Cheng continued seriously while eating the watermelon, "Did you understand?!"

　　 "Understood!" ×n

　　 "Whose victory was it just now?" Yin Shi asked Yueyong who was aside, "I just crushed myself by three hundred yuan."

　　 "At the same time, the dealer takes all." Yueyong replied lightly.

　　 "How can it be repaired!" Yin Shi yelled frantically.

　　 "Yueyue, don't you want to play?" Jiang Cheng, who was held by a group of Baihua girls or put on her body, asked Yueyong who was aside, "Everyone said it was very interesting, and I want to do it again."

　　 "Huh," Yue Yong snorted coldly, holding his hands in her arms, turning away her disdain, "I'm not interested in that kind of thing."

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