May Be the Fake Gintama

(Subtitle: Educating children to be entertaining and entertaining!)

However, the subsequent development greatly exceeded the expectations of the people of Yinshi. After the Pinulu family who had splashed water on their bodies got up, they naturally entered the children's pool and surrounded Yinshi's group of people. .

"Oh, this water temperature is just right~" Piranu sighed with emotion.

[So... everyone has entered the children's bath! Gintoki and Kondo opened their mouths, sweating coldly, and they collapsed at the same time.

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The few people in Yinshi who were close together had black lines on their expressionless faces, and the few people tremblingly looked at the Pinulu family that surrounded them and others.

【what? For... why? Why? Why do you want to come to the children’s pool while you are so big? Yin Shi tremblingly thought, and then tremblingly pointed to the adult bathing pool beside him, carefully reminding him: "That...that, the adult pool over there is warmer and more comfortable."

"No, in fact, our race can't soak in hot water, we can only take a shower." Pi Nulu explained, and then pointed to the steam-filled hot pool across the adult hot pool. "I originally wanted to go to the cold pool. But I don’t know why it became a hot water pool, but it doesn’t matter, because it’s too narrow over there."

[I made a mistake! Yin Shi was a little crazy and thought, [I knew it was time to go to the adult bath! And...is there another reason for that idiot? ! Is it because he turned the cold pool into a hot pool? ! Hello! forgive me! Has been completely surrounded! It's completely like a passerby surrounded by a group of tattooed gangs! 】

【Oops! Staring at us! Staring at us tightly! Kondo tugged at the corner of his mouth, his eyes shivering with black lines, thought to himself.

【What should I do! I can't get out at all! ] Fourteen with the same expression joined the voice channel.

"Dad, how's the water temperature?" Fenulu asked his father, who was leaning on the side of the bath-wearing thick bottle-bottom reading glasses, a little thin, his skin was obviously loose, and his body was a little pale green. An elderly Dagini star.

"It's a bit hot, do Edo people like to soak in this kind of water temperature?" Pi Nuru's father said, "I really want to soak in that kind of cold water that makes the whole body tight."

"Because Dad is an authentic Dujini star." Pianu Lu replied with a smile. Of course, although he was laughing, it seemed to Yinshi and others that it was more terrifying than when he was not smiling. Then Pianu Lu tried Checked the water temperature, "But the water temperature is indeed a bit hot."

"Um... we also feel a little hot," Xin Ba Ha hurriedly reached out to the cold water tap to the side, and said politely, "Would you like to add some cold water?"

"Ah, it's okay, it's okay, please don't mind." Pianu Lu quickly waved his hand and replied, then lifted a huge crystal clear ice like an iceberg, "I knew it would be like this, so I took the iceberg with me. coming."

Seeing Pi Nu Lu holding the iceberg, Xin Ba Haw was all ill.

Two minutes later...

"As expected of Brother Lu, I was so prepared."

"Sure enough, this kind of ice water is the most comfortable."

Pi Nu Lu's brothers praised one after another.

"That's it, it's really cool!" Soaking in the ice water, with his head down and his arms, he hit the shivering Kondo, his voice also shivered.

[How cold water are we going to soak? We are not seals...] Gintoki, whose nose had already started to flow, shivered uncontrollably, holding his arms.

[Lips are purple! It's freezing to death! If this continues, it will freeze to death! 】Kondo’s body trembling is getting bigger and bigger and the frequency is getting higher and higher.

【Hey! Who will say "I want to go out" soon! ] Yin Shi shivered, shrank his neck and turned his head to look at Xin Ba Hao and others.

【Never! 】Xin Ba Hao refused without hesitation in the voice channel, 【If I say it, doesn’t it make me like I hate ice water? 】

"It's not good, I always feel sleepy..." Sougo said in a low voice, lowering his head and drooping eyelids.

"Don't sleep! I can't wake up when I fall asleep!" Fourteen quickly reminded.

"Dad, are you almost ready to go out?" The youngest Goro stood up and turned around to step out of the bath.

【Great! Children don't like to soak for too long, so let's take this opportunity to be together...] Yinshi was delighted.

"That's not okay!" Pi Nu Lu shouted very solemnly, and at the same time gave an uppercut.

"Hey, yeah, this way of educating children is not right~" Jiang Cheng smiled, and Feng Qingyun faintly blocked Pinu Lu's fist, "Pinu Lu Sang."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Yoshihara-san, obviously I haven't seen you before..." Pinulu retracted his fist.

"Ah, I used to change the cold pool over there. The hot pool." Jiang Cheng pointed to the hot pool that was completely covered by steam, narrowed his eyes and smiled and explained.

"Oh, that's the way it is." Piranu Lu laughed a lot, "but it's a coincidence that I can meet you here."

"It just happened that there was no water at home, so I came out. But then, is Lu Sang taking a bath with my family?"

"Yes, the family came from the country to play in the city, saying that they wanted to see places with Edo characteristics, so I brought them to Qiantang."

At this moment, looking at Jiang Cheng and Pianu Lu who were talking and laughing on the side, Xin Ba Hag's expression was happy, and then he winked frantically at Jiang Cheng.

[Jiang Chengsang! Save us! Only you can save us now! 】

[Jiang Cheng! faster! No matter what you do now! Get us out quickly! 】

【Hey! Yoshihara's! We are almost gone! 】

[Boss, please! Hurry up and liberate us! 】

After secretly making an OK gesture towards Yin Shi and squeezing his eyes, Jiang Cheng looked at the Pi Nu Lu family in front of him, pinching his chin and thinking, "It turns out that this is the case. Take the family to experience Jiang Jiang. It’s a unique place. So, I just happened to be fine. I just took a bath, so I can take you to experience the special items in the Edo bath!"

"Really?!" Pi Nu Lu said in surprise.

Jiang Cheng lightly nodded his head, and then looked down at Goro who was still in the bath, "Ah, yes, by the way, I can let you learn how to educate children through fun."

"Education and fun?" Pianu Lu asked puzzledly, "What do you mean? We Dujini people are more adept at using violence when educating children."

"No! Not at all!" Jiang Cheng stopped with both hands on his chest and struck a big cross. "That kind of education method is completely wrong! It's normal for children not to take a bath for a long time, but at this time We cannot rely solely on violence, we should use other methods to make children like bathing!"

"It sounds reasonable..."

"Kid, do you like playing games?" Jiang Cheng lowered his head and asked Xiang Goro.

"Yeah! I like it the most!" Goro replied.

"So, today, let you experience the game played by the Edo people in the bath! It's absolutely fun!" Jiang Cheng squeezed his eyes, "and, there are prizes~cold iced coke~"

"Really?!" Goro cheered instantly.

"There is no need for prizes or anything," Pinulu said with a quick smile, "Thank you very much for showing us the special items in the Edo bath."

"It doesn't matter, it's just a can of Coke, and it's not only a reward, but if you fail, there will be a little punishment~"

"It feels very interesting, brother."

"Yes, brother."

"Hurry up and let us see it!"

"Hahaha, Edo people are really interesting!"

"Since everyone says so, let us see it, Yoshihara-san." Pinulu said politely to Jiang Cheng.

"Anyway, it's a very interesting question and answer," Jiang Cheng lowered his head and explained to Goro. "There are five questions. If you answer one of them correctly, will you win?"

"Good!" Goro raised his small fist and responded excitedly.

"Then "Competing for Iced Coke, Edo Sentou Q&A!" Start now! "Jiang Cheng raised his fist and shouted.

Pi Nu Lu and the others applauded very much.

[You guys give me a little cooperation,] Jiang Cheng raised his eyes and glanced at Yin Shi, who was holding his arms trembling, [If you cooperate, something good will happen~]

Yin Shi's several people looked at each other, and then all the members nodded towards Jiang Cheng with serious expressions.

"Then, this kid, please tell us your current mood." Jiang Cheng held up the microphone he didn't know where he got from, and asked Xiang Xiang with an excited look.

"Very happy!"

"Are you nervous?" Jiang Cheng asked again.

"Slightly!"

"It's true, if you get the right answer, you can enjoy the iced Coke after taking a shower, you are sure to be nervous." Jiang Cheng nodded, and then pointed to the position of a few people who had accepted the instruction to enter the underwater silver time. "Then wait and see, the first question!"

Following Jiang Cheng's words, a mosaic-like object appeared on the water surface, possibly because it was too cold.

"Whose OO is this? Please take a closer look! Remember the OO of everyone you just saw!"

"Yeah..." Goro squeezed his chin and began to think about it. It took a few seconds before he replied uncertainly, "It's the uncle who looks like apes."

"Goro's answer is a gorilla!" Jiang Cheng said again, "Then, announce the correct answer! The correct answer is..."

puff! Xin Ba Hao stood up tremblingly from the water with his arms in his arms. After that, Yin Shi's few people stood up tremblingly.

"Sorry! The correct answer is the OO of the new eight!"

"Goro! Watch the next question carefully! Think about it!" Pinulu reminded.

"Well, I see! Brother Lu is so angry." Goro nodded.

"The second question!" Jiang Cheng asked again, and then pointed to the five mosaic objects on the water where all the members disappeared. "Which is the OO of the orangutan?"

After Goro thought about it for a long time, he replied uncertainly, "The one on the far right..."

"Is the one on the far right? Then, the correct answer is announced... The correct answer is..." Jiang Cheng said, and Yin Shi's people stood up from the water again, "The one in the middle! What a pity, Goro, he has already answered two wrong answers in a row. That's a question."

"Goro! Take a closer look!" Pianu Lu reminded.

"I see!"

"Then, the third question, a very simple question." With that, Jiang Cheng pointed to a solitary little mosaic on the water again, "Which country is this OO? A: Japanese, B: Natural star-rolling person, C: Gorilla star, D: Mayonnaise star, E: Shake S star, F: Glasses star!"

"Which country is it..." Goro thought again.

"Be careful! Goro!"

"I see! It's A: Japanese!" Goro replied.

Looking at the cold silver screaming with his arms in the water and purple lips, Jiang Cheng applauded first and said: "Congratulations! That's right! In fact, this question is either Japanese or natural curling star. Correct!"

"Who...who is a natural star-rolling person! You, you, you, bastard!" Yin Shi shivered, vomiting.

"I'm right! Brother! Finally got the answer right!" Goro cheered.

"Then, fourth question!"

Just after Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Yin Shi, Xin Ba Hao and others entered the water again.

"What is that?" Jiang Cheng asked, pointing to a mosaic on the water that had been shrunk to the point of nowhere.

At this time, the underwater Xin Ba Hao vomited blankly: "What is the most nasty question and answer in the world? Is it really necessary to ask this question?"

"What is that..." Goro squeezed his chin and thought again. After ten seconds passed, he raised his head and replied with some uncertainty, "OO?"

"It's amazing!" Jiang Cheng applauded, "Amazing continuous answer!"

"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!" Goro cheered happily.

"Really, the Edo people really have a hand in educating children." Piranu Lu sighed with emotion, "Let the child be completely immersed in the game, and never say that he wants to go out to the bath. There are not only rewards but also punishments. Such a way is unheard of, Dad."

"Yes, the Edo people are really incredible." Pinuru's father nodded and said.

"But then again, what exactly is the punishment? Yoshihara-san?" Piranu Lu asked Xiang Jiangcheng suspiciously.

"It's just a small punishment," Jiang Cheng waved his hand in disapproval, but then said lightly, "If all the answers are wrong, I will break off my OO..."

After listening, Yin Shi and others instantly cold sweat, even in the ice water, several people still feel a cold in their lower body at the same time.

[S too! Complete S too! 】Xin Ba Hao was full of black lines and thought to himself, 【Such S is too scary! 】

"Well, it's really just a small punishment." Pi Nulu nodded and said.

[Small punishment? ! 】Yin Shi is even worse, 【Hey! Is that kind of punishment really a small punishment? ! What is going on with this race! 】

"Then the last question..." As soon as Jiang Cheng's voice fell, the knowing Yin Shis plunged into the water again.

At this time, Jiang Cheng pointed to the five small mosaics on the surface of the water that were slowly moving closer, "One day, Yinshi was walking on the road with the new eight chicks, and met the gorilla, Zongwu and Liu Haijun! How many are there now?"

"One, two, three, four, five..." Goro repeated the count several times with his fingers, then raised his head and replied, "Five!"

"Congratulations!" Jiang Cheng clapped again, "Three consecutive correct answers!"

"I even added arithmetic problems to the children's games!" Pi Nu Lu said in surprise, "It's...so fun!"

[It's nasty, right! 】Xin Ba Chi murmured silently in his heart.

"Well, wait a moment, I'll be back soon." Jiang Cheng secretly made an OK gesture to Yin Shi's group, and then turned around and walked towards the door.

【Hey! This guy doesn't fool us, right? 】Fourteen tremblingly glanced at Yin Shi on the side.

[Yes... It should be a weapon! No, no, no need to worry! ] Yin Shi replied with his eyes.

Two minutes later, Yin Shi, who was still soaking in the bath, looked down at the iced canned Coke that Jiang Chengqiang had just stuffed in their hands, and fell into silence collectively.

"Then, I'll go back first~" Jiang Cheng, who was already dressed, waved to Pi Nu Lu and the others, smiling and saying goodbye.

"Thank you so much, Yoshihara-san." Looking at Goro who was cheering with a Coke on the side, Lu Lu gratefully said, "We have seen such an interesting quiz game. My brothers and dad also said that they will be educated in the future. Children can use this kind of entertaining and entertaining way."

"Wherever, this should be the case. After all, I have caused trouble to Pi Nu Lu before. I will go back first and see you later." After saying this, Jiang Cheng turned around and left.

"Goodbye, Yoshihara-san." Pinulu waved to Jiang Cheng.

After realizing, the Yin Shi several people looked at Jiang Cheng who walked out of the bathhouse, their faces were tacitly bursting with blue veins at the same time, and at the same time they gritted their teeth and thought to themselves: [Be...be fooled! 】

At this moment, Jiang Cheng, who walked out of the bathhouse and gently closed the sliding door, turned his head and raised the corners of his mouth, and glanced at Yin Shiji in the bath with interest.

Looking at the playfulness on Jiang Cheng's face and the grinning white teeth exposed, Yin Shi's people now want to rush out and beat Jiang Cheng bitterly.

However, Yin Shi and the others were incompetent and furious because of the fart anger Lu and the others. Then the few people looked at each other, nodded, and got into the water at the same time to discuss countermeasures...

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At the entrance of the bathhouse, UU reading www. uukanshu. Com Jiang Cheng passed the coffee milk in his hand to Kagura who was leaning at the door and waiting for Gintoki, and stretched out, "Kagura, my uncle is back now~"

"Oh!" Kagura held the coffee milk, and waved to Jiang Cheng, Yueyong and Baihua who were waiting aside, "Goodbye, uncle, and Yueyue."

"Goodbye." After saying this, Yue Yong turned around and left first.

"Obviously, I can dig through only a little bit..."

"Yes, you can definitely dig through in ten minutes..."

Listening to the lost ladies and sisters Baihua discussing something, Jiang Cheng asked blankly: "Hey, did you do something strange? And I always feel that there is something wrong with the sudden water suspension today, and you did it. Is it?"

"How is it possible, how can we do that kind of thing just to watch Jiang Cheng sama's [BEEP -]?" a Baihua lady defended.

"Yes, yeah!" The other young ladies echoed one after another.

Jiang Cheng:...

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