May Be the Fake Gintama

One day, afternoon.

Yoshihara, in Jiang Cheng’s room, Jiang Cheng who had just finished a game suddenly received a call from Kagura...

"What? A monkey with a bell on his neck? What is that?" Jiang Cheng replied casually while staring at the display in front of him with his mobile phone between his shoulders.

"In short, we need to find the monkey now! That is the pet of the general's nephew!" Gin Shiki's voice was anxious.

"So you... do you like wearing bells? Pets and owners... There are shops like Yoshihara, but I won't give you a discount."

"Take me seriously to listen to people talking! Now all of us are trapped in the phone booth! There is a large group of monkeys pooping at us outside!" Gin Shiki roared, "Anyway, hurry up and write it down for me. The name of a smelly monkey!"

"Hi, you say."

"Your Excellency Yin Shi, let me talk to His Excellency Jiang Cheng" Suddenly Dongcheng's voice came on the other end of the phone: "Well, His Excellency Jiang Cheng, please write it down. This is related to the reputation of the Liu Sheng family..."

Before Dongcheng finished speaking, Jiang Cheng hung up the phone and threw it aside.

Buzzing...

Looking at the vibrating mobile phone, Jiang Cheng finally picked it up, but before he could speak, Dongcheng's voice came from the mobile phone.

"No life limit, no life limit, **** throwing machine, the day before yesterday, Xiaoxin's underwear, the life of the new eight chicks, Balmunk Fezzarion, Isaac Schneider, and one third of the pure feelings left. The second is to care about the feelings of fleshy bones. I know that the betrayal that cannot be escaped can actually escape. Travel away from home. Squid fried. Bonito. Roe. Own manure tank. (Ikeno) bonito. This bonito is different from the previous one. It's Chinai bonito, spicy oil hero, palace king, Kimura emperor.

(Note: "One-third of innocent feelings", singer SIAMHADE, animated version of "Rurouni Kenshin" ED6. "The Betrayal That Cannot Be Escaped": Odagiri Hotaru's famous Tanmei manga, adapted and broadcasted in April 10th "Away from home-(Ike Nao) bonito" is the phrase Solitaire. "Ike Nao bonito": Japanese comedian. "Xiong Di-Bah": DQ2 classic resurrection spell.)

"Well, Yueyue, there is a name in our role-playing shop...that...Shou..." Jiang Cheng turned around and asked Yueyong, who was standing by the door at some unknown time, "Uh...what's coming...well, whatever Anyway, is there a wandering girl called a smelly monkey?"

"In the end, I didn't remember a word!" Yin Shishi yelled at the other end of the phone, "And it's still talking about the wandering girl! At this time, I'm still talking about the wandering girl! You give me a little bit. asshole!"

"How could You Girl take such a name?" Yue Yong hugged her hand and gave Jiang Cheng a weird look in her eyes.

"That's it, you probably remembered the store wrong." Jiang Cheng casually replied to the phone, "Goodbye..."

"Hey! Wait a minute! Give the call to that woman! If you ask you to answer it, you won't remember this name for the rest of your life!" Gin Shiki shouted again.

"There's really no way," Jiang Cheng shrugged, then threw the phone at Yueyong without looking back, "Yueyue, trouble you."

"Why should I do such a troublesome thing?" Yue Yong looked at the phone in his hand and said with a look of disgust, but said that he said so, and finally put the phone to his ear, "Moximosi …"

Two minutes later...

"Life is unlimited, life is not limited, there is no **** throwing machine. The day before yesterday, Xiaoxin's panties. The new life of eight chicks. Balmunk Fezzarion Isaac Schneider. Two-thirds of innocent feelings. The remaining third is caring The feelings of fleshy thorns..." As he said, Yueyong stopped and let out a puzzled cry, "What? Innocent is one-third? What about the two-thirds? Wait a minute, that... the **** just now, the one who found that was When did it come?"

"Basically, I've been on it all the time..." As soon as Yin Shi's voice fell off, there was another noise from Xin Ba Hao on the phone.

"Give me enough! Give me the phone!" Xin Ba Haw roared, and then spoke again: "Miss Yueyong, is a life-limiting, life-limiting, **** throwing machine, Xiaoxin’s underwear the day before yesterday, Xinba Haw’s Life·Balmunk Fezzarion Isaac Schneider One-third of innocent feelings The remaining two-thirds are feelings that care about fleshy thorns I know that betrayal that cannot be escaped can actually escape·Leave home Traveling, fried squid, bonito, roe, own dung pond, (Ikeno) bonito, this bonito is different from the previous one, this is Chino bonito, the emperor of chili oil, the king of the palace, the Emperor Kimura Bah baah baah baah baah baah bah poop!"

"I see, there is no life limit, no life limit, no **** throwing machine, Xiaoxin’s underwear the day before yesterday, the life of the new eight chicks, Balmunk Fezzarion, Isaac Schneida, one third of innocence The remaining two-thirds of the feelings are the feelings that care about the flesh. I know that the betrayal that cannot be escaped can actually be escaped and traveled away from home... Hey? What is the solitaire here?"

"It's a trip away from home, fried squid, bonito, roe, own manure tank, (ikeno) bonito!"

"Isn't that repeated?" Yue Yong asked in confusion, "It's also bonito at the end."

"No, that's how it is said, but this bonito is different from the previous one..."

"Oh, I see," Yueyong nodded, "Life is not limited, life is not limited, **** throwing machine, Xiaoxin's underwear the day before yesterday, the life of the new eight chicks, Balmunk Fezzarion Isaac ·One third of Schneider’s innocent feelings and the remaining two thirds are feelings about fleshy bones·I know that the betrayal that cannot be escaped can actually escape·Leaving home·Fried squid·bonito·caviar·Own dung pond·( Chi Nao) Bonito. This bonito is different from the previous one. This is Chino bonito, spicy oil male emperor, palace king, Kimura emperor.

"No! There is one missing, it should be..." Xin Ba Chi's voice stopped abruptly.

"Mosimosi? How many pooh?" Yue Yong asked at the phone, but after waiting for a few seconds, he didn't hear any sound. At this time, Yue Yong found that the phone had been hung up.

...

Looking at Yue Yong who put the phone on his desk, Jiang Cheng stopped his movements and raised his head to ask Xiang Yue Yong, "Is it over?"

"I don't know." Yue Yong replied casually, "What about the new Baja's **** stained with shit... I didn't hear it very clearly."

"Is it really okay to say this kind of thing?" Jiang Cheng said with a weird expression, "The re-serialization finally started, and the readers were able to imagine something incredible from the beginning. But having said that, after so long rest, Do you have any good ideas for the serialization? Yueyue? After all, it will give readers who have been looking forward to it for so long...no, it may not be so refreshing..."

"It's true..." Yue Yong squeezed his chin and nodded with one hand on his chest. "After all, so long has passed. Although it may only be a few days in reality, it has been a long time for us. We need to find a way. Let the readers know our current situation..."

"Since then...have been on the toilet."

"Hey, what did you say suddenly? I killed you, stinky woman." Jiang Cheng spit out contemptuously.

"Since then... the head has been in the toilet."

"Why am I getting miserable?"

"Since then... I haven't been able to rush down."

"Give me enough!" Jiang Cheng roared.

"So, how about this?" I don't know when Harita pushed the sun wheel into the room, raised an index finger and said with a smile, "Let everyone feel refreshed, leave it to me, Jiang Chengsang, Yueyue."

"In short, don't be too outrageous." Jiang Cheng reminded.

"Since then, five years have passed..."

"Wait!!" Jiang Cheng quickly raised his hand to stop him, "Time flies too fast! What the **** is it in five years! Miss Conch mode doesn't have that kind of thing at all!"

"That man and that woman also had a five-year-old child! But... just then, a new crisis suddenly appeared! The new heavenly man who snatched the child turned out to be the man's brother!"

"Sounds...very familiar..." Jiang Cheng murmured while pinching his chin.

"I learned from my brother's mouth that in half a year, two other men of the same race will come to attack the earth and grab the beads that can fulfill their wishes. So after sacrificing himself and defeating his brother, the man starts in another world. A new practice!"

"I feel more and more familiar..."

"At the same time, the men's companions also came to the temple to start a new practice under the guidance of God! Six months later, the man who was resurrected by his companions with seven beads used the skills he learned in another world. "Fist" defeated the two heavenly men who reached the earth!"

"Hey! It's all Dragon Ball!!"

"However, the crisis has not been resolved! Next, men will have new powerful enemies and adventures! The emperor of the universe: Frieza! Horrible man-made humans! Resurrected demons! But men are not afraid! On the contrary these powerful ones The enemy excited him!"

"Oh! I'm Lei Jiangcheng, it's really cool, cool...big size!!" Jiang Cheng shouted, holding his head, "What is this! This kind of thing is not good! I will definitely be complained about it." !"

"But, isn't it more fresh, isn't it?" Hinawa said with a smile ~www.readwn.com~ and it is possible to add new elements such as super and peaceful people and beads that can realize people's wishes. "

"That can only be regarded as plagiarism!" Jiang Chengbai spit out angrily, "And don't you already have the fighting clan? Don't you already have man-made humans?! For the devil, the idiot prince basically changed his clothes. It's exactly the same! In other words... even if you don't need to add it, this work is full of Dragon Ball elements! It's awful! It's really awful--!"

After all, Jiang Cheng raised his head and pointed his eyes seriously at the camera, but then squinted his eyes and grinned: "Anyway! "Maybe this fake Gintama Z" will open again! All of us are so cool, cool suzo Ye Lucy is bitter!"

As soon as the voice fell, Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and rolled his eyes with two kunai Jiang Cheng stuck on his forehead for some reason.

"Please...please take care." Yue Yong nodded slightly towards her.

"Thank you!" Haruta smiled happily at the camera with a scissor hand.

"Please take care of me." Hirin said with a smile.

Anyway, just open it again, please continue to take care of...

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