May Be the Fake Gintama

"Really?" Yue Yong said with joy, "Do you really like it?"

"Ah! I like it the most!" Jiang Cheng put down the empty hot pot and tugged at the corner of his mouth and replied.

But the next moment, the taste system that had just gone offline suddenly reacted, and Jiang Cheng's face quickly turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his eyes were unconsciously opened to the maximum.

"It's great, I thought you might not like it." Yue Yong showed a look of joy, "I heard that you like hot pot, so today I chose Devil Chili as the base of the pot. I didn't expect you to like it so much. ."

"Water... Water..." Jiang Cheng locked his throat with one hand, and stretched out the other hand to Yue Yong tremblingly, his voice hoarse, "Quick...water, quickly..."

…

Two minutes later, Jiang Cheng, who had poured a large glass of water, gradually recovered a bit.

Seeing that his clothes were soaked in sweat and the sweat on his face was still pouring out, Yue Yong was puzzled: "Hey, are you okay? Are you still a little reluctant? Sure enough, go to a cooking classroom to learn a little bit. Other dishes are better, right?"

"No! No need! Hot pot is good!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and refused without hesitation, "I like it so much! When it comes to the favorite dishes in life, hot pot is the first one!"

"Really..." Yue Yong silently turned aside her slightly ruddy face, concealed her face with her sleeves, her eyes avoiding. Say it so boldly. The man... really incredible..."

[Ah, I really want to die! Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth in his heart, then twitched an index finger at the corner of his mouth and said, "Well, there is actually something I want to tell you."

"whats the matter?"

"I just try not to go out in the future. Except for the necessary physical examinations during the period, I still try my best...No, don't go out."

"Look... do you see it?" Yue Yong turned his face silently once again.

"Uh... yes, yes." Jiang Cheng's mouth began to twitch unconsciously, "I can still see this kind of thing. Also, even if you want to go for physical examination, you must tell me in advance, and I will personally accompany you. Go ahead, do you know?"

"My concubine... I see."

Seeing Yue Yong's shy appearance, Jiang Cheng punched himself hard in his heart and scolded himself as a scumbag.

"Also..." Jiang Cheng said again, "That... Regarding the vacation set by Baihua before, I hope... it can be extended for a while."

"Hey?" Yue Yong looked puzzled, "Do you want to extend it? It would be very hard if there is only one person?"

"No, it's not hard at all!" Jiang Cheng retorted instantly, "To be honest, I have completely liked work! Even if I work all day, I don't feel hard at all! To be honest, I want to work all the time! Hey! That's great! Work! Ahahaha..."

"This...this way..." Yue Yong turned her face away again, her voice gradually weakened, "It's...reliable..."

[Stop it for me! I don't want to listen! "Really reliable dad" I really don't want to hear those words! 】Jiang Cheng yelled, "Forgive me!" The guilt has become more and more serious! By the way, now there is only guilt left! Has been swallowed by guilt! 】

"So, how long is the holiday extended?"

"How about extending it for a year or so?" Jiang Cheng raised an index finger and asked tentatively.

After a long silence, Yue Yong couldn't help but open: "One year...is it a maternity leave? No, maternity leave doesn't seem to be that long."

"No—yes!" Jiang Cheng got up instantly, hurriedly defending loudly, "Believe me! Yueyue! It has nothing to do with maternity leave! It's just normal leave! Maybe it feels like maternity leave or something in terms of duration, but with that It doesn’t matter at all to plant things! I just want to give them a long vacation occasionally! I think they have been working hard all the time!"

"I see." Yue Yong nodded, but then stretched out her index finger to point to Jiang Cheng, "But are you really okay? There is cold sweat on her face."

"It doesn't matter at all!" Jiang Cheng replied, patting his chest, "It's just that I feel a little hot after eating! It's sweat coming out of the heat! It's definitely not because of anything else!"

"Ah...ah, I see."

"So..." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and walked towards the door, "I'll go to work first. Don't...Don't go out casually! Now your body is the most important thing!"

"Hi...Hi."

"Don't go out casually! Absolutely!"

"I heard that men will become like this at this time." Yueyong said with a smile.

"Yes! Men will be like this at this time! Stay in the room for me! I buy the food! I wash the clothes! I will clean the room! Just rest for me!"

"My concubine...understood."

…

From this day on, Jiang Cheng began to start his new life according to a schedule that was impossible for humans to complete.

Get up at four in the morning, go to the vegetable market to buy 60 servings of ingredients, and then deliver the ingredients one after another to all the women's rooms.

After sixty breakfasts, a day’s work begins. One person is responsible for patrolling all the shops in Yoshiwara, and one person solves all the problems encountered by the wanderers, whether they encounter difficult customers, or It's because the room is leaking...all the things are contracted by Jiang Cheng alone.

At seven o'clock in the evening, dragging a tired body and eating sixty dinners in no more than one minute per house, he started work again and worked until one o'clock in the morning.

Can sleep? No, it's still early. At this time, sixty women will be cleaned up, trash will be collected, and dirty clothes will be collected for washing and drying.

By the time I was finished, it was almost four o'clock.

This time until four in the morning is Jiang Cheng's rest time. When it is small, it may only be two minutes, and when it is large, it may be ten minutes.

A week later...

At noon, Jiang Cheng, who had rarely saved lunch time, came to the ground.

After buying a pack of cigarettes in front of a vending machine on the street, Jiang Cheng leaned against the wall, lowered his head and tore open the cigarette wrapper, took one out of it and put it in his mouth.

But then Jiang Cheng realized that because he never smokes, he... doesn't seem to have a lighter.

"Brother, borrow a fire." Jiang Cheng patted the shoulder of the younger brother who was buying cigarettes at this time, and made a hoarse voice with his hair lowered.

"Oh, please." The little brother who was buying cigarettes hurriedly responded, then took out his mayonnaise lighter from his arms and handed it to the other party.

"Thank you." After thanking him, Jiang Cheng lowered his head and lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, raised his head and spit out slowly.

"No, it doesn't matter." Fourteen took his lighter and replied subconsciously.

However, at this time Fourteen discovered that the person who had just borrowed the lighter from him turned out to be Jiang Cheng, and... the other party's state seemed... it seemed a bit bad.

"You...what's wrong with you?"

To briefly describe Jiang Cheng's current state, using two words to describe it is haggard, using three words to describe it is very haggard, and using four words to describe it is very haggard.

Messy hair, a beard that has obviously not been taken care of for several days, half-slumped, godless eyes, and dark circles that are worse than a panda.

The clothes are okay, I can see that they have just been changed, but the person...seems like they are about to break down completely.

"It's you..." Jiang Cheng said while smoking a cigarette, "It's been a long time since I saw you..."

"Are you okay?" Fourteen lit a cigarette and looked at Jiang Cheng strangely.

"Ah, it's okay, now I have a very fulfilling and happy day every day." Jiang Cheng replied casually, "Especially when I work, I am very, very happy. Ah, I didn't expect work to be such a happy thing. Worries, sins Feelings and pains can all be forgotten...hehe..."

"Hey! Are you really okay?!" Fourteen was startled, and stretched out two hands and shook Jiang Cheng's shoulders, "Why did it break if I didn't see you in a few days? What happened!"

"Huh..." Jiang Cheng finished his last puff, and then squeezed the cigarette out on the trash can beside him, "I have to go back to work quickly. I feel that the cold reality will come to mind after a while. Goodbye. "

…

"Who is that?" Sougou, who was patrolling the street, came to Shiv's side, watching Jiang Cheng's fading back and asking Shiv to the side, "Boss? But the temperament is a bit different... "

"Who knows..."

…

At noon a week later, Kabukicho Park.

"Why did you ask me out? Now I'm looking for the little brother Tianjuan who disappeared after dating his girlfriend on the night of the 7th. He's also very busy." Quan Zang looked at him sitting on a park bench and smoking a cigarette. Jiang Cheng asked, "And are you really okay? It feels like your whole person is about to break down. Have you ever slept?"

"That kind of thing doesn't matter..." Jiang Cheng threw away the cigarette **** and re-ignited a cigarette in his mouth. He raised his face and leaned against the bench, and put his hands on the bench. On his back, "I ask you to come out this time because I have something to ask you."

"Could it be the same thing? I really can't do anything."

"No, it's not." Jiang Cheng interrupted Quan Zang casually, "it's not that kind of thing anymore, it doesn't matter what kind of thing is, it will be exposed soon anyway."

"Hey? Is it going to be exposed already?"

"Ah, today is the fifteenth," Jiang Cheng replied casually, "it's almost that time. After falling asleep, those women will probably find something wrong. To be honest, there is a high probability that after falling asleep, it will never happen again. I can't wake up, but isn't it good? I was dismembered by them without the slightest pain in my sleep. Haha..."

"..." After a long silence, Quan Zang spoke again, "So let me convey your last words to you?"

"Ah, almost." Jiang Cheng raised his face and stared at the blue sky blankly, "Tell the women that the child is innocent... No, don't say anything, just say sorry. Finally... talk to God Le Jiang said, we must live strong. Then...that's it."

After that, Jiang Cheng stood up on his knees, and after smoking the last puff, he threw the cigarette **** out and slowly turned and walked in the direction he came.

"Hey, wait." Quan Zang yelled, "Have you...had you given up completely?"

"Ah, I gave up." Jiang Cheng stopped and replied without turning his head. "Completely...give up. And to be honest, there is nothing wrong with it. Anyway, it's all hell. It's **** over there, and it's here too. hell.

Even for me, the **** over there is definitely more comfortable than the **** here.

At least there is no need to feel that little happiness in that guilt. That kind of thing... is not worthy of a sinner like me.

The smiling face you saw when you got home? The phrase "work hard"? The dinner just made? "Good trip" when going out in the morning? Already... can't afford it anymore. I'm already... at the limit.

Let them do the rest, goodbye. "

"Wait," Quanzang stopped Jiang Cheng again, "Since you have already given up, then... can't you just apologize by yourself? Anyway, the result is doomed, and both you and them will be pulled in. In some kind of hell."

After being silent for a long time, Jiang Chengcai raised his head with a relieved smile, "That's what I said, then let me go by myself. Then entrust the change, if possible, help me set up a grave after my death. Anything, the name...whatever. Goodbye."

Looking at Jiang Cheng who started again, Quan Zang pointed to Yueyong, Sun Wheel, and the members of Baihua who came behind him at some unknown time, and then said: "Actually... if you want to apologize, you can do it now. "

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng let out a surprised cry, then stopped and turned his head to look at the past. However, seeing the unusually sweet Sun Wheel and Yueyong and the ladies of Baihua who laughed behind him, he was a little helpless. He breathed out gently, "Really, do the check-ups all take place on the same day? But it seems that there is no need to say anything, all I have to say is... I'm sorry."

After listening, Yue Yong glanced at the Baihua people behind him.

All the ladies of Baihua nodded their heads at the same time, and then simultaneously raised the giant red banner with the words "NEET back to social transformation!"

"The transformation is a success!" ×n

Looking at the bold characters on the banner, Jiang Cheng's eyes widened without gods and his mouth half-opened. He lost his highlight and just stared at Yue Yong and the others in a daze.

"I didn't expect the effect to be so good." Hirin said with a smile, squinting.

"Yes, thanks to his blessing, all members of Baihua took a rest for half a month." Yueyong closed his chest with one hand, and lightly squeezed the cigarette stick with the other hand, nodded in agreement, "Moreover, the game is also I lost it all."

Puff...

"Jiang Cheng Sama!"

Seeing Jiang Cheng lying on the ground, all the Baihua ladies and sisters rushed towards Jiang Cheng with banners in hand.

Looking at the Baihua sisters who were surrounded by Jiang Cheng, Quan Zang asked the Sun Wheel who was sitting aside: "How do I feel... it doesn't matter if something like that really happens? Look, those women. It feels like it is. It’s okay to open the harem."

"Maybe it's really like that." Sunrin smiled, and turned his face to Yueyong who was aside. "But that kind of thing won't happen anymore, right? Yueyue."

"Who cares about him." Yue Yong faintly glanced at Jiang Cheng who was being held up in the air by a group of Baihua ladies, "but if you dare to attack my men, you will really kill him."

…

night.

Sun Wheel opened the door of Yueyong's room, looked at Yueyong who was leaning on the window and smoking, smiled and said, "Although we are all okay, but you..."

Hearing the sound, Yue Yong lowered his head and glanced at his lower abdomen, then gently scrubbed it with his hands.

"I... it's okay." Yue Yong replied softly.

"Is it really okay? After all, you were the only one who ate the crazy cooking that night Jiang Chengsang took advantage of Jiujin to make the kind of messy dishes, I heard that because of curiosity, I only tried a little bit of that kind of messy cooking. The Catherine in Deng Shisang’s home who came to cook, had a stomachache for a full week."

"Ah, it's okay. The toxins should have been discharged."

"That's good." Hire Samsara said, but then he thought of something, "But then again, why are ordinary ingredients, combined with Jiang Chengsang's hands, will turn into something like that? It's with that person. Does Miss Miao have the same ability?"

"Who knows..."

Yue Yong replied casually, but his thoughts went back to that night. Jiang Cheng, who was already drunk, returned to the banquet venue with the dish he cooked blindly. At that time, only he noticed that the dish in his hand should be A wound cut by a kitchen knife accidentally.

At that time, I just wanted to remind, but the next moment, after a burst of white smoke, the little wound was completely healed!

Although under the veil of cooking mist, no one but himself noticed.

[Because... Did that man's blood fall into the cooking? 】Yueyong thought in her heart, 【and that physique, what is going on? By the way, that man... is it really a night rabbit? 】

Yueyong is puzzled.

…

One day later, Jiang Cheng, who had awakened from his deep sleep, didn't even change his clothes. He ran all the way to the door of Yue Yong's room in his pajamas, gritted his teeth and opened the door of Yue Yong's room.

"Month-Month! Sun Wheel-!"

"Ah la la, do you wake up so soon?" Hilawa looked at Jiang Cheng with a smile on his face. "The birth check went well. If you start working hard today, you will be able to become a father in about a year~"

"Come on." Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng in a casual tone.

"You two hateful women..." Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth while clenching his fists.

"It's starting, it's starting." Sun Rin pointed to the TV as a reminder.

"No! It doesn't matter to me at all! By the way, I start to like work now! I feel like I can forget a lot of worries while working! Ahahaha..."

"No, it's not hard at all! To be honest, I have completely liked working! Even if I have been working all day, I don't feel hard at all! To be honest, I want to work all the time! Hey! It's great! Work! !a ha ha ha…"

"Work has started..." Yue Yong pointed to the TV and reminded Jiang Cheng, "You won't forget what you said, right?"

When he came to the TV, he didn't hesitate to smash the video camera connected to the TV to the shattered Jiang Cheng. He lowered his head and murmured, "Ah, I completely forgot. All I remember is hatred for you. Mind...wait, I will get revenge. Absolutely!"

After all, Jiang Cheng turned around and left Yue Yong's room.

Looking at Jiang Cheng's back, Sun Wheel raised his head and asked Xiang Yueyong: "Are we going too far?"

"No, UU reading www.uukanshu.com is the request of his favorite sister," Yue Yong replied indifferently. "He said that he hopes to transform his brother into an ordinary man who likes to work."

"But no matter how much you trick him into saying that we are pregnant, it's a bit too..."

"No, no one said that." Yueyong replied, "It's just that idiot thought that way."

"That's it."

After a while, Jiang Cheng's room once again heard a cry of collapse.

"I...Where did all my games go!!!"

Hearing the sound, Sun Wheel looked at Yue Yong in doubt.

"Is the transformation really successful?"

"Probably...nothing."

(Harem chapter, end.)