May Be the Fake Gintama

The latest website: "You guys give me a clearer mind!" Yue Yong, who turned around, clasped her hands and scolded angrily: "That kind of man is a woman's nightmare! Remember it! Nightmare or something... I'm alone... That's it..."

Seeing the shyness of Yue Yong, who opened her eyes and had two eyes that had turned into pink hearts, listened to her sudden change of attitude, all the Baihua sisters turned black at the same time and were silent at the same time.

"It's the boss who should be more sober!"

"This is a hit! It's totally hit!"

"The eyes have changed! The eyes are the same as ours!"

Listening to the reminders of the little sisters from Baihua, Yue Yong instantly became sober, and then quickly turned around and reached out to snap her pink love eyes down.

"Boss—!"

Yueyong turned around, closing his eyes and said, "Don't worry, since these eyes will be confused, then just leave them out. You also want to be like me, don't be confused by the rotten sticks of waste. . The only thing that caught my eye was..."

With that said, Yueyong opened two yolk eyes, "There are only two TAMA..."

"So it's almost the same as us!"

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The next day, Yoshihara.

In a certain room, Jiang Cheng and Hiren are sitting on the ground, and in front of them is Xiao Ying, who is still asleep.

"Love potion..." Jiang Cheng, who was sitting on the ground, looked at the pink love-shaped incense in his hand, and muttered, "It's Yoshihara, it's even such a thing only in the world of romantic comedies. I own things too. I feel like they can be sold at a good price..."

"If it really flows out from Yoshihara, there will be a bigger problem." Hinawa smiled and smiled, and then went on to say to himself: "So, in order to avoid such things from happening, I was sealed in Yoshihara. In the depths. This is the secret medicine called "Ai dyed incense." As long as you smell the fragrance, you will enter a state of excitement and have feelings similar to love for the person in front of you. But because the effect was too strong, it was banned, and I didn't expect it to appear again at this time. "

"Really? But I always think that there are other uses..." Jiang Cheng pinched his chin and stared at Ai Ranxiang in front of him, "If you destroy it all, it feels a bit wasteful."

Hichirin squinted his eyes and asked without a smile: "Could it be that Jiang Chengsang wants to use this kind of thing on women?"

"What stupid thing are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng snorted disdainfully, "I, I was affectionately called "living love potion" by women in the past. How could something with repeated attributes like this be needed? Up. "

As soon as Jiang Cheng's voice fell, two kunai shot from outside the door were hit in the back of his head, and Yue Yong's swearing sound was heard at the same time.

"What are you talking about! You scumbag!"

"What are you doing!" Jiang Chengbai retorted angrily with his eyes clenched in his fists, "I'm just telling the truth! I don't like that kind of address! It's just that they shouted to themselves!"

"Shut up! No one here is interested in your O chaotic past!"

"This is really too much! What is called O chaotic past! It's not messy at all!" Jiang Cheng clenched his fist to retort frankly, then raised an index finger and continued solemnly: "All are a pair. It’s one. There’s no such thing as O’s at all!"

"It's not convincing at all! It's just a scumbag!"

"Well, calm down for a bit Yueyue." Rilun waved his hand with a smile, and then continued: "Anyway, let's talk about serious matters first. How's the investigation going?"

Yue Yong stopped then, and then slowly sat down and said: "The person carrying the incense caught it, but because of the excessive intake, he lost himself and was unable to obtain useful testimony. Say...day... Sun Wheel, how long will the effect of this medicine last?"

"It's not clear, but it should be related to the intake." Sunrin replied casually, and then turned to look at Yueyong who was sitting twitchingly in the corner, "By the way, why are you sitting so far?"

"No...nothing..." Yueyong replied quietly, blushing slightly.

"Sit back a little longer."

"Ah no, it's fine here." Yueyong refused with a dodgy eyes, "The corner is more at ease, and it's very cool."

"Why are you sweating? This is not Othello. It's useless to occupy a corner."

[Okay...so painful, chest painful...] ​​Yueyong thought in her heart, and at the same time secretly glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was carefully looking at Ai Ranxiang in her hands, as if she was thinking about something, [Just staying in a room with this **** His chest seemed to split, and his heartbeat was so fast that he couldn't stand it. If you get closer, your heart might jump out, and your brain might explode due to hyperemia. Why... why did it become like this? 】

Thinking of this, Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng again and carefully, 【His kind of squatting waste at home with only a face enough to see is clearly a woman's nightmare. But why...why is there an urge to keep on doing it even if it is a nightmare? Obviously, only the face is enough to see, so how do you feel better and better?

Hey? Wait, face? Is it enough? Just a face is enough, right? For women, it’s enough for a man to have a face, right? Nothing else matters, right? Does it matter to scum? Is it okay to squat at home? Doesn't it matter if you don't work? 】

"That..." Jiang Cheng looked at Yueyong, who was sitting unconsciously sitting between himself and the sun wheel, staring at him with a speechless expression, "What are you doing? Why are you sitting closer? Near? Why are you staring at me again?"

【what! Suck it in without paying attention! what! too frightening! Face...no, love potion...no, nightmares are too terrible! Suddenly I understand the mood of those who like horror movies even though they feel scared! 】

Only then did Yue Yong react, scolding herself for being unsatisfactory in her heart, but she did not move her position in the slightest.

"Hey, do you still mind what happened yesterday?" Jiang Cheng thought of something and sighed helplessly, touching his head, then continued with a little helplessness: "Didn't you all apologize already? Who would find people downstairs in such a dark place, besides, you are also Yoshihara’s girl...no, human? It doesn’t matter if you see a man [BEEP—] and [BE—] what? And, On the contrary, I feel a little shy.

Finally, if you really care, build some public toilets in Yoshihara as I said before. Not only can it solve the problem that guests who drink too much want to go to the toilet, but it can also let the guests play some novels. It is absolutely profitable and harmless. "

[Although I said the most shameless words, but... I always feel great...] Yueyong's face gradually turned red, and the ambiguous color in his eyes became heavier, but then he recovered. Come, shook his head vigorously: [Calm down! concentrated! That was just an illusion created by Ai Ranxiang! The only king doesn’t exist anymore! 】

Seeing Yue Yong who was still sitting between himself and the Sun Wheel and did not move the slightest, Jiang Cheng sighed again and said, "Could you say that what you care about is not this matter but the matter of going to the store to drink with you behind your back? No? No, that was just an agreement with the Yunnan Taifu. Didn’t she give a prescription when I was constipated in those two days? Because of her relationship, I am able to smooth it out. I must thank her, right?

Then she told me to go sit in the store yesterday or something, that's it, definitely not because of Oppa or something. I never thought about doing something like this after drinking. By the way, even if I go to the store to drink, it doesn’t matter at all, right? "

"No... it doesn't matter..."

Hearing the mosquito-like voice of the moon chant, Sun Wheel vomited: "Why does the sound become so small inversely proportional to the distance? What's wrong with you? Isn't something wrong?"

"There's no such thing at all." Yue Yong said, lowering his head.

"No, I didn't lift my face at all, I just said it to the ground."

"Leave her alone," Jiang Cheng waved his hand casually, and then squeezed his chin to look at Ai Yanxiang in his hand again, "I still think it's a pity to destroy all of them. There are not often couples in the news who have a discordant married life. Do you feel like you can make a lot of money if you sell it to them."

[Couple? ! ] Yueyong was startled, [Do you want to marry me? ! How could this man... be so bold? ! 】

Hilawa smiled and said: "Although it is true that this is true, the relationship between husband and wife that is repaired by this kind of thing may have new problems after the efficacy of the medicine expires."

[There will indeed be many problems after becoming a husband and wife...] Yueyong thought in her heart.

"That's it..." Jiang Cheng nodded lightly, then slowly got up, "Then there is no way, I..."

"Let...is it a bit too early to give up?" Yue Yong said with a shy face. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng stared at Yue Yong with weird eyes.

"I just... think that... the problem or something... If one person can't do it, two of them must be able to..." Yue Yong blushed slightly, and said in a quiet voice.

"Is this guy sick?" Jiang Cheng twitched his mouth and spit out, then waved his hand and continued with a little impatiently, "Is that kind of nonsense? This is your job, right? Isn't it your job? Throw it all to me?"

"No...no! I didn't mean that!"

Seeing Yue Yong's momentary excitement, Jiang Cheng's eyes twitched uncontrollably, "Are you...really okay? If you really want to rest, it's troublesome, but I'm alone..."

"Stupid... stupid! How could I leave you alone!"

"So what are you excited about?"