May Be the Fake Gintama

"It's on fire!"

Yue Yong, who was awakened by the panicked shouts of panicked passers-by, was the first to speak: "Hey! Don't be stunned! Evacuate the crowd and find water! People who just smelled it should close their eyes and squat in place and don't move! Just close your eyes. If you put your eyes on it, you won’t..."

"Ha..." At this moment, Jiang Cheng suddenly sighed, turning his back to the fleeing crowd and walking straight to the pile of burning love dyeing incense. Yes, I really don’t know what to say."

Seeing this scene, Yue Yong hurriedly reminded: "Hey! Don't come near! I haven't found water yet..."

"It doesn't matter." Jiang Cheng waved his hand without turning his head. "Who do you think I am? Are you really confused by this kind of stuff? Stop kidding. I don't know what true love is, but because I still understand that what this kind of thing produces is definitely not true love. As long as you keep this in mind, there will never be a problem."

With that said, Jiang Cheng had already come before the pile of Ai Dianxiang, and at the same time he pulled out the umbrella from his waist.

Seeing Jiang Cheng's back like a okay person after smashing Ai Ranxiang with the umbrella in his hand three times, Yue Yong couldn't help but his eyes widened, with a face of disbelief.

"It didn't work for you...Is it no effect?"

"Ah, of course, it's just this kind of thing." Jiang Cheng put away his umbrella, and at the same time stepped on the last piece of burning Ai Dianxiang under his feet to smash it, "Well, it made me more sober."

[What kind of man is he...] Yueyong thought like this in her heart.

"The things that I have always cared about, turned out to be so boring. I used to be too narrow-minded." Jiang Cheng raised his head and sighed and said with some emotion, then turned his head and squinted his eyes to reveal the same as in the past. Smiling, "It turns out that poor **** are also very good! Yueyue!"

Hearing the sound, Yue Yong's face instantly sank, and then she burst into frantic complaints: "Why!"

"What's the reason?" Jiang Cheng's face was unclear, and then he hummed softly, raised his hands and continued solemnly: "Although **** are good, the idea of ​​pursuing them is not wrong, but after just a few moments , I suddenly felt that this idea was a bit too narrow. The charm of a woman is not just a huge oppa!"

"What kind of rogue remarks are you talking about in broad daylight!" Yue Yong kicked over directly, and said angrily, "Is this also the effect of Ai Dianxiang? I have never heard of it!"

Jiang Cheng, who was kicked to the ground, slowly got up, and at the same time continued: "You calm down, Yueyue, I didn't say that I would give up **** anymore, just after the moment, I somehow I have begun to discover the charm of poor breasts! Although **** are not bad, I have also begun to understand the beauty of "Opai"! "

"You shut up! You scumbag!"

"Don't you understand? The feeling of "working hard specifically for someone" is like the warmth of receiving a hand-made lunch! And even if you are a poor breast, you should be able to understand the touch of "the style of underwear specially chosen for someone"! "

Yue Yong burst into blue veins with white eyes and spit out loudly: "I understand your size! Isn't it still Opie?! In the end, the things you care about have not changed at all! Just don't choose the size! "

"Jiang Cheng Sama..."

Several flat chested Baihua ladies looked at Jiang Cheng with emotion.

"Sorry, I just discovered your charms now."

Jiang Cheng said a little apologetically, and then reached out and took all the young ladies in front of him into his arms.

"Trust me, starting today, I won't be entangled with flat **** and **** anymore. Women of all models, I will treat you equally and love you from the heart."

As soon as Jiang Cheng's voice fell, a few wretched arms fell on his forehead, accompanied by Yue Yong's anger.

"So isn't it just a scumbag who doesn't pick women?! Go to me to die—!"

thump!

"Jiang Cheng Sama!"

"You all calm down," Jiang Cheng, who fell on the ground, struggled to get up, "Sorry Yueyue, I was a little awake just now. I didn't expect that the potency of dyeing incense is so strong, thanks to you I can wake up."

"Cut!" Yue Yong made a cut in his mouth, and then held up his hands. "Anyway, everyone should calm down and deal with the unburned Ai Dianxiang..."

Before Yue Yong finished speaking, she was suddenly pulled into her arms by Jiang Chengji who stood up.

"Sorry, I didn't notice your feelings." Jiang Cheng said softly, "I didn't say that I didn't like **** anymore, but that I loved them with poor breasts. Sorry, it made you feel left out, but it doesn't matter anymore. ."

"What the **** are you sober!" Yue Yong blushed and cursed, and at the same time the Kuwu Wu in his hand pierced Jiang Cheng's forehead forcefully again, "I am not sober at all, right! On the contrary, it is even more so. It's scumbag! Why is it working for you to discover the charm of flat-breasted girls! I can't understand it at all!"

Ignoring Yue Yong’s abuse, Jiang Cheng stood up, took the waists of the two Baihua sisters, and at the same time announced loudly: "Yo Xi, everyone! Let’s have a PARTY in my room today! Poor **** are good. Regardless of big breasts, I will love you all the same!"

"Oh!" ×n

"Oh big!" Yue Yong clenched his fist and roared with blue veins bursting, "That idiot just smelled a lot of azalea and lost his mind! XP has increased! Hey! Don't go around with him! Work still. no…"

boom!

The muffled roar interrupted Yue Yong's words, and watching the large amount of yellow-pink smoke coming from the side of the alleyway, Yue Yong... was silent.

But then, Yue Yong suddenly found something out of the corner of his eye.

"No...impossible!" Looking at the yellow-pink smoke that Yoshihara burst out from all directions, Yueyong's eyes widened in disbelief, "What's the matter? Who is it?"

"Don't worry, boss, we all closed our eyes just now."

"Ah, in short, you guys close your eyes and find a place to hide." Yue Yong said, but then he noticed something again, "No, wait, where is that idiot?"

But as soon as the voice came down, Yue Yong suddenly heard footsteps getting closer and closer behind him, Dang Even turned his head and looked over.

"Miss sister, which store are you girl?"

"This is the best stuff."

"Play with me!"

Seeing all the men with loving eyes and obsessive faces, Yue Yong was a little flustered for a while, because these people are just ordinary guests, just being confused by Ai's incense, if he takes action...

"Calm down and stay awake!"

Yue Yong's reminder had no effect at all, and the men still rushed towards Yue Yong.

But at this critical moment, a figure flashed in front of Yue Yong, and at the same time the closest man flew out somehow.

Seeing Jiang Cheng who was standing in front of her with the corners of her mouth raised, Yue Yong felt a little lost for a while.

"Sorry, I'm late, go to awake a little bit." Jiang Cheng said softly, and then took the umbrella in his hand, "Hey, you, this is not a place where you casually stray. Even guests can't be there. Do anything to unwilling women on the streets of Yoshihara. This is Yoshihara's rule, this is my-Yoshihara Night King, Jiang Cheng's rule!"

As he said, Jiang Cheng rushed forward, "For the first time annoying, each of you copied me a thousand times, "Opai is just a substitute for the butt", forgive you! "

"What's the matter with this punishment!" Yue Yong frantically complained not two seconds after being moved, "has your XP increased again?! Has your weird XP increased again?!"

"I just woke up suddenly!" Jiang Cheng said without looking back while beating the men who had inhaled the smoke. Something (European) covered the eyes, making oneself unable to see the really important things. Do you understand this regret?!"

"Understand your size! What is that kind of thing? Is it oppa? Is it oppa?! What else is really important? Is it an ass?!"

"It's worthy of Yueyue, I have figured it out in such a short time, yes, it's the butt! Opie is just a substitute for the butt! What we are after should not be something boring like Opie, and It’s the butt!"

"You shut up! It's just a scumbag pervert! Also, stop Jiang Cheng, they are just a love potion!"

"Don't worry." Jiang Cheng stopped the action in his hand, and then pointed his thumb in a certain direction, UU reading www.uukanshu. com "Come with me, buttocks doctor!"

"Who is the buttocks doctor!"

"Calm down, Yueyue, now is not the time to struggle with this kind of thing!" Jiang Cheng took the lead and ran, "Come with me, in such dangerous places with men of sex, it's only me and them. A man who is also a man can lead you to survive intact!"

Yue Yong, who ran with Jiang Cheng, suddenly discovered something, looking at the various love hotels on both sides of the road ahead, blushing and vomiting: "What are you pursuing! The most dangerous **** is not You?!"

"You misunderstood, Yueyue," Jiang Cheng said with a light smile while stopping, "I don't have the money to open a couple's suite at all, I just want to find a place where no one is!"

"It's almost the same! What do you want to do to find a place where no one is there?! What do you want to do to me?!"

"Hey, don't you think of strange things? Yueyue?" Jiang Cheng shook his head helplessly, "How could I want to be alone with you and do this or that kind of thing?"